Chapter 106: The Super Invincible Pervert

  The next morning, in a secluded and quiet little forest around Pingchuan, an eternal ice coffin was kicked open with one big foot, and a loud scolding voice shouted out:

  "Damn it, you little runt! You're addicted to playing dead! Get out of here, brother!"

  "Hehe~" The coffin lid slid open, Qian Xiaodou jumped out with her hair disheveled and wearing a white dress, giving off an evil grin:

  "I asked Master why he didn't tell me what he was drawing in the coffin, it turned out to be a transmission array, which would save my life once. Hmm~ if I had known this earlier! Depend on it, young master is not afraid of anything, I guess I'll go crazy fighting from now on, hahaha......"

  "You little brat, what's the point of slacking off? Why don't you come out and take command? Your brother is almost dead from exhaustion! I really can't stand these young people coming to be in charge. My old bones are almost worn out!"

  "Now, what's the point of being a big shot? My task is done, and I'll let someone else have this face. In a few days, when the Heavenly Tomb opens, I'll sneak in and get rich. Between dignity and life, which one is more important? Don't you understand?"

  "Don't deceive yourself, your friend is indeed a good friend now and will be in the future, just don't infringe on his interests. Otherwise, others will hesitate to save you, and you'll die more than ten times over!"

  Qian Xiaodou sneered with a cold smile: "Do you think I'm stupid? Relying on an unfeeling king to save me, this guy who's stronger than him, huh~ I'm not that naive. For now, this kind of relationship is enough. Besides, I'd be delighted if he didn't save me. At that time, his fiancée would be mine, and I'd have the upper hand!"

  Suddenly! Not deceiving, a bad smile said: "Do you know what the consequences of not going to command are? Bai Xiaofei is now worshipping Dead Meng Xue Tian, little brother! Don't lose both the world and the beauty!"

  "Ah~" Qian Xiaodou jumped up and scolded loudly: "Little monk, you're not being a good brother at all! Why don't you go be the boss and force me to do something? Do you know or not, after several hundred years when Master flies to heaven, if I'm still so conspicuous on the surface, that's just death! Are you trying to get me killed too?"

  Don't be afraid, I'll take care of you. If no one else is willing to help you in the future, come find me. As long as you acknowledge me as your big brother, I'll protect you, kid!

  Qian Xiaodou's face suddenly turned desolate, and he shook his head with a smile:

  "Never mind, Xiaofei originally liked Xiao Tian, and Xiao Tian is a good guy too. Even if it kills me, I will still help them be together."

  Staring at him with an odd expression, Qian Xiaodou couldn't help but say:

  "Hey, don't give me that resentful stare! What's the big deal? It's just a battle, isn't it? He's not weaker than me, he'll definitely be fine!"

  Suddenly, a face of unparalleled evil and cunning appeared, with eyebrows jumping up and down in a way that was suffocating, saying in a slow and gentle tone:

  "Are you really willing to give up? Think about Xiaofei, Bai Xiaofei, the number one beauty in the world. Such a beautiful girl, the girl Qian Xiaodou likes, alas... just because you didn't go for it, she's going to marry Meng Xuetian later."

  "Under the blessings of thousands, the two newlyweds entered the wedding ceremony. Bai Xiaofei wore a phoenix coronet and veil, her small face glowing red as she gazed lovingly at another man. And you, can only drown your sorrows with wine from afar, sorrow upon sorrow, cry away! A pitiful person must have a hateful place, who told you to let go now!"

  "Hehe... Then on the wedding night, Meng Xiao Tian's hands gently undid Bai Xiao Fei's clothes, placing them on her beautiful legs and soft chest, roaming all over her body, first kissing, then pressing down, and then..."

  "Shut up!" Qian Xiaodou couldn't bear it anymore, his face turned bright red with rage, and he let out a thunderous roar:

  "You're not cheating me, you big scoundrel! Alright, I'll go! I must go and reclaim my dignity, reclaim the woman who belongs to me. I will absolutely not lose to Meng Xuetian!"

  "Amitabha! ~" With a sly and complacent smile, he said: "Tell the donor a secret, I'm not a big pervert... but my brother is, the legendary - Super Invincible Big Pervert! Wow ~ Hahaha..."

  "Victory in battle" not deceiving, Qian Xiaodou hastily flew towards Pingchuan where the two armies confronted each other. As soon as they exited the forest, they arrived. Now they could already hear the noisy shouts and curses of the two armies:

  "Where's Qian Xiaodou? Tell your boss Qian Xiaodou to come out, don't think we don't know, it's been so many days and this hero has been commanding you all."

  "You guys are really lacking in talent, apart from him, we don't believe in any of you. If Xiao Dou doesn't come out today, we'll fight to the death with you."

  "About ~ what a treasure, no big deal if everyone doesn't want it, without Xiao Dou's promise, we absolutely don't believe in your hypocritical faces, hurry up and call out Qian Xiaodou..."

  At this, Qian Xiaodou suddenly stopped and turned around with a sly smile:

  "I'm telling you, little monk, why are you forcing me to come out and be the leader? It turns out that someone specifically wants me to go out, otherwise we'll fight to the death!"

  With a gloomy face, he said: "It's really strange, this group of demons has taken a liking to you, and how did they know you didn't die? You kid, you're indeed worthy of being the closed-door disciple of a mid-stage Tianren cultivator. Even I couldn't see through you. I'm telling you, kid, don't threaten me at this time. Didn't I promise to protect you in the future?"

  Qian Xiaodou smiled slyly, one eye big and the other small: "You promised to help, it's just a favor, you won't really lose much. If I don't take advantage of this opportunity to swindle you out of a large sum, how can I live up to my reputation as a cunning merchant? You said so yourself, the first disciple of Zheng Dao Middle Stage - 'Don't cheat your master'!"

  "Ugh~" A loud, green-faced man shouted: "You little brat, it's best if you never show me respect. The moment you do, I'll make sure to take advantage of it. Alright, speak up, what do you want? As long as it's not excessive, I'll be a good guy for once. Ugh~ Carrying the burden of being the first is really tiring!"

  Qian Xiaodou's sly smile said: "Master! This secret of mine, under the heavens, only that little monkey of yours can see through it, and this makes me very uneasy!"

  "Hmph! You little thief!" The furious voice of the big drinker shouted: "You little brat, don't be too arrogant, what kind of heavenly material or treasure can compare to my Soul Devouring Beast? This is the spiritual beast that guards the mountain gate of my Shao Shi Shan, whoever dares to have ideas about it will die, you're courting death!"

  "When did I say that!" Qian Xiaodou scratched his ear with a casual smile: "I didn't say I wanted it, you said it yourself. As for giving me something, hehe, just like that little monkey is enough, just about the same, sigh... I'm a very easy-going person, right? Not cheating the master~"

  "Hmm~" He looked around cautiously, then leaned in and set up a soundproof barrier before speaking in a low voice:

  "Besides helping you get rid of the corpse poison, I'll also give you a treasure from the Demon Clan - Chi You's Blood. This will play a crucial role in your future development and will absolutely make it worth your while. If you don't believe me, go ask your master!"

  Chi You's blood! Along with Nüwa's tears, it is a top-grade elixir that can transform one's body and make them immune to all poisons. It also greatly enhances one's magical powers or cultivation abilities. Moreover, the consumer will possess some of the ancient power of the ancients. However, if the consumer dies after taking it, then it won't be fun anymore! This record is not trivial at all!

  "Isn't that right!" Qian Xiaodou said with a glint in his eye, "How can this little monk be so dishonest? With the famous Antiyu blood, you should have... the Destruction of Time and Space Drill, the treasure of the Demon Gate. What is a master of a prestigious sect like you doing with it? Are you going to exchange it for some spirit stones to buy wine? Master, put down your ego and attain enlightenment on the spot!"

  Destruction of Time and Space Drill, the only container that can store Chi You's blood. Any treasure refined with this material is basically a spiritual treasure-level divine weapon, it's preciousness can be imagined!

  "Hey!" The drumming sound of the giant's pulse was accompanied by a furious shout: "You're quite ruthless, kid! I'll give you three-quarters of Chi You's blood and nearly all of my Time-Space Drilling ability. You dare ask for more...!"

  "If it were five, I would have agreed readily!" Qian Xiaodou said with a standard sly merchant's expression and a wicked smile: "I absolutely dare not haggle with Master again, I know that Master is not such a petty person!"

  "Ah, evil..." He didn't cheat, and with a painful expression, he took out a small bottle and five long diamond-like materials from the silver storage treasure bag at his waist, and casually threw them to Qian Xiaodou.

  He immediately accepted the ring, standing in front of Buddha's Golden Lotus, wearing a Lingbao Qilin battle armor, holding a cruise sword, and laughing loudly:

  "Ah ha! Qian Xiaodou the hero is here, shut your mouths for me! Eh, Little Monk, why are you reacting so slowly? Let's go! Such a cool line and I have to say it twice, be careful or I'll ask for double pay!"

  "Alright..." A resentful and unwilling voice hastily said: "Fine, you win this time, little ancestor. You're the boss now. Here we are! Speak up!"

  The two of them immediately shone with golden light, swaggering and strutting, with an air of majesty and grandeur, descending to the most conspicuous place in the middle of the two armies.

  Qian Xiaodou let out a dispirited sigh and said, "Saying the same thing twice, is that still me, Qian Xiaodou? Hmph! I'm not going to say it anymore!"

  Not deceiving this moment a face out of dust-like smile, standing behind Qian Xiaodou, with an expression like a high-ranking monk who has attained the Tao, but in his heart he was scolding this little rabbit bastard for being too arrogant!

  "Little Bean!" Suddenly! A beautiful girl with a noble air ran out of the demon gate - Murong Xue, the girl's eyes were red and she laughed loudly: "You really didn't die!"

  "Cough~" Qian Xiaodou immediately let out a loud cough and laughed, saying: "Oh my, the little beauty of the Demon Clan, won't you fall in love with me after seeing me just once?"

  Murong Xue's heart skipped a beat, and she immediately understood. She regained her mischievous smile and said:

  "Just once, I don't know if you can survive seeing me three times, be careful or I'll love you to death"

  The atmosphere is so weird! The leaders of the two armies came out, but instead of the usual righteous and evil shouting match, they started teasing each other. This made several hundred people from the Orthodox Sect and several thousand people from the Demon Gate stare blankly, unable to believe their eyes, looking foolish.

  Qian Xiaodou stretched her arms and pointed at the stone forest beside her:

  "Your Highness, we've fought enough. If our numbers dwindle any further, I reckon none of us will be able to enter the Heavenly Tomb Valley in two days' time. Why don't we stop fighting for now and sit down together over a cup of tea? We can get to know each other better."

  "Alright!" Murong Xue chuckled and said: "Hey, don't stop me! What are you afraid of? I, the princess, can still take down a little rascal like him. If we don't go out, won't it be a loss for our Mo Men Tian Mo Sect's reputation? Move aside!"

  The two leaders of the righteous and evil factions immediately shook off a large group of subordinates who were blocking their way, drove away with a flash of light, and the two walked together under the gaze of thousands of people, sitting on a large stone in the middle!

  Qian Xiaodou casually pulled out a large number of delicious dishes, and Murong Xue also brought out a jar of fine wine. The two sworn enemies in the eyes of outsiders started eating and drinking lavishly amidst the two armies!