Chapter Fifty Little Chick's Escape

  The terrifying storm stopped, Shuǐxiān and Xiǎo immediately stopped casting their magic array, and like everyone else, they were drained of their internal energy, their legs softened and they fell to the deck.

  Just as everyone here was catching their breath, a small cow came running wildly from the other side without the protection of a magical barrier!

  What the...! We don't have any magic powers, Little Bull Big Brother, you shouldn't be throwing a tantrum at this time, right? Are we cultivators going to die not from heavenly disasters but from being trampled by the hooves of the little bull we raised ourselves? That would be a real injustice!

  "Ah~ don't come over! Oh no, it's a cow! It's too scary......" The girls' faces turned pale with fright! They let out ear-piercing screams, and the sound of their shrill voices made Xiaodou's skin crawl. He struggled to get up, took a deep breath, and rushed forward. With one hand on the cow's horns, he shouted loudly and flipped it over with ease, using his incredible strength to pin the cow to the ground!

  "Xiao Fan, get out of here!" Xiao Dou gritted his teeth and roared: "Damn it! What time is it now? You still bring your fellow brothers and sisters up here, do you want to die or live?"

  "Huo Tou Jun Chang" Fan Shi Di smiled wistfully: "Big Brother, with this flood coming, who knows when it will recede? As the leader of the logistics team, I must consider the future and take care of everyone's food and drink! It's my sacred duty!"

  "Damn you!" Xiaodou shouted angrily: "You, a general who can't live without meat for one meal, what excuse are you looking for? You dare to talk back to me? Hurry up and catch all of them for me, and clean up those feces too. I'm going, I'm going to vomit!"

  Yun Xiaoqiao smiled brightly and said: "Big Brother Master, at this time, everyone's magic power can't be used, how can we catch them? Alas... it's better to pray to the gods and Buddha to bless them not to attack us collectively!"

  "Ha ha, our great Master Brother, Xiao Dou Da Xia, you are our spiritual pillar, ah, pillar! At this time, it's up to you to settle things!"

  This bad sister, obviously wants to make things difficult for herself. The little bean looked around at the messy "zoo", took a deep breath, held back the dirty words in her mouth, and suddenly had an idea, with a mischievous glint in her eye, she said in a commanding tone:

  "This won't do, we must settle it at once. Let's divide into two groups. All the men will follow me and drive all the large animals such as pigs, cows, sheep, and deer into the cattle shed. The girls will be led by Shuixian to catch all the chickens and put them in the chicken coop. We'll work separately, no problem, right, Sister Shuixian?"

  "Ah...this seems to be a bit of a problem, how can we girls..."

  "Narcissus!" Xiaoxiao's eyes widened, and she shouted in a loud voice: "What are we afraid of? We girls aren't worse than those boys! It's just catching chickens, isn't it? Sisters, follow me!"

  At once, the two teams worked together, using the "Horizontal Sweep of a Thousand Soldiers" formation. All the men held hands, and with great fanfare, they drove the large livestock towards the livestock pen. A few runaway animals were also driven back by the single-horned tongue. After going around in circles twice, they successfully herded all the large livestock into the pen, bringing an end to this task. They then returned to the deck, cheering and laughing, to watch the girls catch chickens!

  "Haha... *giggle*..." All the guys were holding their stomachs, laughing hysterically. That one face with an evil grin was especially bad. Now, they really admired Xiao Dou's skill at playing pranks!

  The girls twisted their waists, each with both hands forming small cat claws, rushing around the deck to catch chickens. The commander was Xiao Xiao, who appeared to be shouting loudly on the surface but actually had no use at all. Not only did they not catch a single chicken, but several of the girls were even scratched by the chicken's claws and cried with their faces covered in scratches...

  Watching them, a group of mischievous kids, laughing and having fun, suddenly one little fist flew over and punched Xiao Dou's head, followed by ear-piercing screams:

  "Xiao dou zi, you are such a despicable, shameless and cunning little scoundrel! You really know how to pick and choose your tasks~ Ah ha~ On the surface, it seems like you men are catching big game, making it seem like you've accomplished something impressive. But in reality, you're all experts at slacking off and leaving the hardest task of catching chickens to us girls. I'm telling you, it's not that we girls are useless or can't keep up with you in terms of time, but this task is fundamentally unevenly distributed!"

  The water fairy's small face turned green, and she roughly scratched her hair, puffed out her chest and said: "It's not just about unfair distribution, but this chicken-catching job, no one else can do it. If you men have the ability, go ahead and try, if you all catch them, then we'll think you're impressive!"

  The little bean smiled slyly with one big eye and one small eye: "Old sister, this kind of trickery won't even work on a child who's lived for decades, let alone me, a great knight in the later stages of condensing elixirs who's lived for hundreds of years. Spare yourself the effort, who made you promise back then? You've got to follow through!"

  Xiao Mei stepped forward, her small face very serious as she said: "Xiao Dou, this catching chickens is really impossible to catch. I've lived for several hundred years and only today did I realize that without magical powers, these chickens and dogs are actually faster than us humans!"

  Yun Rui said pitifully: "Big brother, never mind, let them fly away, it's really impossible to catch them. Look at my arm, it's all scratched by these lowly beasts. I'm a mid-stage Golden Core cultivator, if this gets out, I'll be the laughing stock!"

  Xiao Dou shook his head firmly and said: "It's precisely because we're afraid of losing face that we must catch the chicken. With so many people on Jiuhua Mountain, in a few days, who knows how many will come to our boat? They originally came with gratitude in their hearts, but seeing chickens flying everywhere, what would they think? In the end, it would be us relying on them, letting them play the hero and us playing the supporting role, even more humiliating. Moreover, this isn't safe either. What if they find out we're completely defenseless and harm us?"

  "Excuses are many!" Water Fairy's small face puffed up with anger: "With Master Yuan Fei here, who dares to move us? You're just a guy who wants to save face. Hmph! I don't believe it today, I'll bet with you. If you can catch us without using your magical powers, we...we'll have all the girls serve all the boys until the floodwaters recede!"

  "Right! If you're capable, then catch us! If you catch us, we'll serve you. Go ahead, catch the chicken, go up..." The girls are united against a common enemy!

  "Haha!" Fan Shidi puffed out his chest, rolled up his sleeves and laughed loudly: "It's settled then! Catching chickens is a piece of cake, I've got experience. Brothers, follow me!"

  "Hold on~" Water Fairy smiled mischievously: "If you catch us, we'll naturally serve you. But if you can't catch us? On the contrary, not only will you have to serve us tea and water, but also wash our feet and see how we girls will make you guys, a bunch of stinky boys, angry to death!"

  "Bring ~ to us to wash our feet, hehe, Master Brother this prince washing feet, so interesting! Do you dare to agree? Agree, bet, have the ability or not, are you a man or not......" The girls are ganging up on him!

  "It's like looking for shit in the toilet with a flashlight!" Xiaodou patted his chest and laughed loudly: "Brothers, catch the chicken for me, then go back and let those little girls serve tea and water. Water Fairy sister, I'm waiting for you to pour tea for me! Go!"

  The brave men not only had a desire to protect, but also showed off in front of the women, and with renewed energy, they rushed forward, pounced like tigers, scratched like cats, kicked like donkeys, and dug like dogs... Desperately chasing after the scattered chickens flying everywhere, what a "battle that shocked the world!"

  "Hahaha...cough cough......" Just a moment later, the girls collectively bent their waists, laughing hysterically until their stomachs cramped up, pointing at a group of men standing still with silly expressions on their faces, and burst into laughter.

  Apart from panting and collapsing to the ground, Fan Shi-di barely managed to grab two chickens. The other several hundred men didn't even catch one chicken, with stupid expressions on their faces, standing there in a daze, looking at each other, until they couldn't help but gaze at the small chickens that were proudly spreading their wings in victory!

  "Ball fans are blind!" Xiaodou grasped the sky with both hands, his legs in a horse stance, his face crazed, his features twisted in a furious roar: "You bunch of old men, can't even catch a chicken, it's really pathetic, I think you've practiced magic until you're stupid, your faces are so pale and useless, what's the point of having them? Look at me, I'm...!"

  Then Xiao Dou's senior brother gritted his teeth, muttered something under his breath - damn it! His legs suddenly went crazy and ran wildly, staring at a brightly colored rooster with big round eyes, he let out a loud "Bock! Bock!" and chased after the chicken. The chicken was running in front, taking small quick steps, while Xiao Dou was chasing behind, pounding the ground with his feet.

  A chicken and a person ran back and forth on the deck of a large ship several hundred meters long, four or five times, while everyone's hearts were racing!

  The fighting cock finally slowed down, while the little bean, who had been keeping up a rapid pace, took advantage of the opportunity to grab the big rooster, twisting its wings with all his might and laughing savagely.

  "Wow, hahaha... you little thing, racing with me for 100 meters, you're still too tender, Water Fairy sister, tonight I'll have it slaughtered and stewed for my husband, I want to eat it!"

  Then, Xiao Dou suddenly took a deep breath of the immortal air, restored his face to that of a proper family head, walked up to the front of the male fellow disciples' team with big strides, swung his hand casually and confidently, and laughed loudly in a rough voice:

  "You see, what is a man, what is a real man? A real man is someone who has a strong and fierce spirit, no matter what he does. Whether it's catching chickens or competing for the best treasures in the immortal realm, you must have this fierce spirit. If you don't have it, your future life will be like today's failure at catching chickens. Hmph! I ask you - are you real men?"

  "It's us! We are men!" The crowd of male classmates shouted loudly.

  "Haven't eaten enough!" Little Bean, full of passion and vigor, with a red face and clenched fists, shouted towards the sky: "Are you guys men?"

  "Roar~roar~roar~ We are men, we are grandfathers, we are male grandfathers......" The blood of passionate men shook the heavens, their momentum unmatched! At that moment, after a small matter, his heroic image was etched in everyone's heart!

  "What are you waiting for?" Xiaodou turned around with a big air, waved his right hand and shouted loudly: "Up!"

  "Go on! Charge, it's just a chicken, I don't believe we can't outrun it, chase... Passion soaring, kill...". The male classmates only used five minutes to capture hundreds of chickens, and at the same time, their hearts were filled with a deep bond.

  This sentiment was created by a charming leader, they drove a large ship and wandered around to rescue their fellow practitioners during the crisis of Jiuhua Mountain. Many great masters above the Yuan Ying period came here to settle down, not because they didn't have magical tools to survive on the water, but because there is food here, many people, and safety!

  At this time, Xiao Dou was not stingy at all, and he enthusiastically encouraged everyone to work together to help their fellow disciples. In fact, it was Shui Xian's idea to do so, and Yuan Fei had already gone out to eliminate the source of this flood. Believe that before long, this disaster will pass!

  Take this opportunity, Xiaodou and his friends did good deeds, made a name for themselves, achieved some results, and afterwards they didn't get rich then they'd be damned.