Chapter 28: Beating Ghosts and Zombies, Exterminating Perverts

  Death, will he die? This question has had an answer long ago. People can die, but the heart cannot die. He must not forget Bai Xiaofei, what a beautiful girl she was!

  He couldn't forget her, he wouldn't even think of forgetting her. But when he cultivated to one hundred and fifty-seven years, reaching the late stage of Qi Refining, the third layer of Innate Divine Ability, he felt the fullness of his one hundred and fifty-seven years of Dao lineage, slowly flowing and turning, sweet and bitter flavors all surging up to his heart.

  In that small hut, Shuixian's face was expressionless as she helped him pack his luggage, while Xiaoxiao and Xiaomei were crying uncontrollably on the side.

  Little Bean rubbed his head, with a helpless expression, and sighed: "What's the point of crying? I'm not dead yet, am I? How annoying! Originally my mood was good, but you guys scared me for no reason..."

  Shuixian handed over a package and two small boxes, her face expressionless as she said:

  "Luggage, inside there's your inexhaustible gold, and these two thousand-year-old spiritual grasses, foundation-building pills and so many years' worth of elixirs that belong to you after being divided among everyone. I believe that within these twenty years, you'll definitely reach the Sword Emperor stage! Wow~ waaahhh~"

  Xiao Dou pouted and said: "Shui Xian, you're not doing anything but showing off your charm, if you want to be charming then just be charming all the way, can't help but howl too, oh~ right, I reckon that if I go outside, my junior brothers and sisters will also be a big trouble. Three female knights in the initial stage of Yu Jian, take me away! Don't forget, help me take care of those few junior brothers and sisters who are still in the late stage of foundation building, must let them all enter the Yu Jian period!"

  Xiao Xiao couldn't help but cry out loud: "Anyone who has Dan medicine, even the stupidest and laziest ones, can reach the late stage of foundation building! You've been cultivating for so many years, with such good conditions, and yet you're only at the late stage of Qi refining. Even if you manage to reach the foundation building stage, your lifespan will be over, how am I supposed to save you?!"

  Xiao Mei's eyes were red and puffy from crying: "Xiao Dou, for these twenty years, go to the mortal world and taste all the delicious food, see all the beautiful scenery, then find a girl and fall in love!"

  "Got it!" Xiaodou said with a look of impatience, "Waterspirit, I'll just take the golden ones, you guys can divide up these spiritual cultivation items yourselves!"

  "No!" Shuixian shook her head, her face firm as she said: "You take it, I believe in you, you can definitely do it, you can definitely reach the Yu Jian stage, definitely!"

  "Right, I think so too. I'm sure I can do it. Okay, I don't like this sad atmosphere. Let's go, I want to have some fun!"

  Three young girls with initial sacred swords just brought out Xiaodou from the valley, two hundred fellow disciples all knelt down and cried out...

  He didn't stay, and directly let Shuixian take him flying to the distant sky, but halfway through, Leng Hanling stopped him and took him to Zhongyang Peak - Tiandantang.

  Standing in the medicinal fragrance-filled alchemy room, Xiao Dou grasped his head with both hands and let out a loud cry of despair:

  "Older brother, my poor heart is being tormented by you until I can't take it anymore. Why do you keep saying that there's a way to make it work every few days? It's clearly not going to work, why bother?"

  A cold and stern gaze flashed, tears streaming down uncontrollably, a face filled with regret said:

  "Little Bean, sorry, the old master is useless, can't save you, I hate it, I'm so cruel. But that's nothing, you'll definitely live on. Haha, yes, you'll definitely live on, Little Bean. You know what? I used one of your thousand-year-old spiritual grasses - Nine-Leafed Snow Lotus. When you reach the Foundation Establishment stage, you'll have another sixty years of life. Hehe, sixty years, you must live well, got it? When you've finished cultivating and become successful, come find me, old master will take you to hunt for treasure, all the good stuff will be yours first, did you hear that?"

  Looking at Lao Da's crying and laughing appearance, Xiao Dou's heart ached with a tremble, forcing a smile to say:

  "Alright, boss, wait for me, Xiaodou will definitely become a useful person and stand by your side."

  At this time, an old Taoist with a fairy-like demeanor and a strong physique handed over a delicate jade bottle with a smile:

  "Lucky, succeeded at once! The top-grade Thousand-Year Spirit Grass Jiuye Xuelian is really useful!"

  Leng Han Ming stuffed the box into Xiao Dou's arms and turned around to yell crazily: "Where is she? Why hasn't she come yet?"

  Among a group of subordinates, a red-clothed young man hastily said: "Boss, it's almost time. Just now we received a message that the White Immortal is already on her way."

  "Alright, I get it. You did this to help me improve, letting Xiaofei act out this play. Of course, I won't deny that I got caught up in it. Thank you for making me realize what's truly beautiful in this world. It was worth it... Let's go, I don't want to see her again."

  Xiao Dou can bear not seeing her, but he cannot bear the life and death separation from that enchanting girl. He cannot stand it, leaving Shui Xian, Xiao Xiao, Xiao Mei, Leng Han Ming, and once again running wildly in the forest like an abandoned child, never looking back...

  Several months later, after strolling through Yangzhou City, Xiao Dou still wore the attire of a low-ranking disciple from Jiuhuashan and ran to Hangzhou to have some fun. With a silly smile on his face, he would casually throw out a glittering gold ingot to buy whatever good things he saw. He would eat a bowl of noodles and toss out a gold ingot, eat a few pastries and another gold ingot...

  It's easy to imagine how many people followed the god of wealth, turning around his butt, crowded with people, he just walked and played and ate all the way.

  Eat the finest delicacies, stay in top-notch brand hotels, drink the finest wine, book the entire theater troupe to watch with all the common people, and win every gamble!

  The only one he didn't touch was the woman. Although he wasn't as handsome as Leng Hanling, he had grown up in a blessed place since childhood and his kind heart made him incomparable to these mediocre people.

  It's easy to imagine how many heroic women of the rivers and lakes are chasing after him, but being chased by girls is too pitiful. Xiaodou helplessly uses his extraordinary lightness skill to shake them off and wanders alone in the world, going wherever there is danger this time, not wherever there are people.

  Is that town haunted? Hmph, I've come this far, am I still afraid of death? Ridiculous. In the middle of the night, he caught a few vengeful spirits and beat them up brutally. Actually, his strength hasn't reached the level of capturing ghosts yet. But with the sacred treasure, Zhìyīn Gold Sand, these small ghostly creatures can't harm him at all. They try to escape but are chased by this guy for tens of thousands of miles and beaten violently. Pitiful!

  Are there zombies in this place? What do zombies look like? When I was young, I often heard adults scare me, if I didn't work hard, I would be possessed by ghosts and bitten by zombies. At that time, I was so scared that I cried, thinking about it now makes me angry, scaring me? I'm going to die anyway, what's there to be afraid of? However, the insecure Xiaodou still listened to the suggestions of the elderly and prepared many effective items against zombies from rumors. A few days later, the legend of Xiaodou's heroic battle against zombies with garlic and glutinous rice spread again!

  It's not that exaggerated, what garlic and glutinous rice, useless, zombies just dislike these things, at night arrived at the tomb, wait for the little bean leg to squat numb, three watch bell ringing time arrives!

  One by one, the zombies crawled out of their graves. The small beans and garlic were useless after being thrown. Thinking about it, the little ghosts were initially very scary, but as soon as they started fighting, they became terrified for their lives. Hmm... I guess the zombies are probably the same.

  After taking action, Xiaodou confirmed the idea in his heart. Hmph, what's so scary about them? They made it sound like these ghosts and monsters were extremely fierce and evil. With a burst of Holy Battle Qi, he sent each of these lowest-level zombies flying. Their voices were just intimidating, as if... they came from outside the sky, the voice of another world. In short, they weren't a match for me, I hit them.

  Is there anyone here who practices demonic skills and bullies girls? How can this be, where Xiaodou Daxia is, that place is a paradise of justice. Up, fainting... The one practicing demonic skills is a late-stage foundation-building cultivator, who is in the process of forcefully using his powers on a girl when he was suddenly caught by Xiaodou!

  At midnight, a middle-class family's residence in the city heard cries for help!

  "Oh no!" A small, jade-like girl was being held down by a mysterious man who had suddenly appeared. Her face was filled with shock and panic, and she let out a terrified scream:

  "Colored devil... Ah~ Come quickly... Save me, don't... Ah~~~~"

  "Hehe~" A rustic-looking, straw-shoe-wearing demon with a lewd grin went to tear off the girl's clothes, pressed her down with one hand, and opened his disgusting big mouth to forcibly molest the girl!

  In the middle of the night, on the roof eating hot pot, Xiao Dou immediately heard it, kicked over the empty hot pot with one foot, and loudly said:

  "Hmph, Death God, I've been waiting for you for a long time. Watch me turn your little chick into a eunuch today!"

  This little guy, dazed and confused, found his way to someone's house, came up and fought desperately. The high-ranking mage was in the middle of a spellcasting session and was interrupted by him, causing his magic to go awry. With a sickly pale face, he engaged in an intense battle with this little guy, and the two of them clashed fiercely until dawn broke in the city.

  At noon, under the leadership of the county magistrate, countless civilians and soldiers rushed up, with bows and arrows, flying spears, flying knives, wooden bricks, black dog blood, garlic, glutinous rice... all sorts of things were thrown at that demon. With the help of a Taoist master in secret, Xiaodou beheaded the demon with one sword!

  The little bean who killed for the first time was also a bit afraid, hum, if the other party hadn't gone too far, the little bean would never have taken such drastic measures. Whether it was a vengeful spirit or a zombie, he didn't kill them. But facing this big pervert, he couldn't bear it anymore. The little bean, who was praised by the people as a great hero, rested well in the inn for several days before his mood calmed down.

  At this time, a group of villagers came to the door with gifts in their hands, asking the hero to go and kill the ferocious beast that had suddenly appeared at Sanjiewan. It was said that in the past few days, any boat or person who approached that place would be eaten by the ferocious beast, not one returned alive. Xiao Dou took his treasure sword and luggage, and under the support of the crowd, he arrived at Sanjiewan.

  Facing the confluence of three great rivers, a crescent-shaped alleyway, serene and blue, stretching as far as the eye could see, Xiaodou waved his hand and shouted loudly:

  "Don't follow me anymore, you're just getting in the way, watch me take care of him myself!"

  Knowing nothing, not understanding the situation, the other party is a small bean that doesn't know anything, with magical powers all over and under his feet, with an invincible inner strength, he walked steadily on the river water with a big swagger.

  At this time, San Cha Bay gathered a large group of immortal cultivators, with over a thousand people in the forest on one side of San Cha Bay studying how to destroy demons and divide treasures, arguing heatedly...

  A seventeen or eighteen-year-old youth, wearing the lowest grade of Jiu Hua Shan white clothes, carrying the lowest grade flying sword, and a small water bottle made of purple bamboo, swaggered to the middle of San Cha Wan Lake, then strode across the surface of the water, scanning his surroundings.

  It was Xiao Dou who walked on the turbulent water surface with a light and proud face, several Jiu Hua Shan cultivators hurriedly shouted: Let him come back, there is danger and so on, while other sects looked at the commotion with a look of watching a good show.

  This little guy's arrogant momentum has reached an unprecedented level, and he brazenly walked to the middle of the river, looked down for a while, then pulled out his flying sword and stabbed it straight into the bottom of the river!

  "Boom!" A thirty-meter-long green dragon with golden whiskers flew up into the sky, staring at him with eyes bigger than a cow's, its majestic aura shocking the surroundings...