Chapter 26: Miss, Are You Losing Hair?

  What is happiness? Happiness is when many people are having diarrhea at the same time, there's only one toilet and I'm occupying it, while others outside are calling me - Master Unicorn!

  "Hehe~" This is the happiness of being alone, thinking about these past few days, everyone's food was insufficient, in order to quickly arrive at Fei Niao Rock, they ate some spoiled deer meat, and over 200 people all had diarrhea!

  Arrived at Fei Niao Rock, forget about picking herbs, it's simply making countless junior fellow disciples laugh out loud. Anyway, I, the lone horned master, don't care about face, whoever wants to say what can say it, I'm just a squat, suffocating you all to death.

  "You lone horn! You shameless loser! Crafty scoundrel!" More than a dozen fellow disciples from the Mountain Spirit Valley outside the thatched cottage slammed the door and shouted in anger:

  "You've been squatting for two hours, your thighs aren't numb, your calves aren't sore? You're a pervert who can't stand others being more handsome than you, did you fall into the toilet pit? Ah ha~ We know it, you must have squatted in the toilet without bringing paper, haha~ You disgusting guy, no wonder your face is full of acne, so unhygienic. And yet you call yourself a superior being from the demon tribe, not even civilized, we spit on you, shameless!"

  "Hmph!" Every time he mentioned the dignity of the demon clan, Du Jue would never back down, and angrily shouted:

  "You humans are so troublesome, even when going to the toilet you need to wipe your butt. Alright, I'll wipe too... uh, what do I use to wipe with?"

  At this time, a small mouse rolled out of the small hole in the thatched cottage, saw the unicorn squatting in the pit, and was frightened, not daring to move, with a thieving expression looking around.

  "Heh heh~" The unicorn smiled mischievously, with one eye big and the other small, asking: "Beautiful miss, do you shed hair?"

  The little mouse is so nervous that it can't move and is very scared!

  "Beautiful little princess, do you shed hair?" The unicorn asked again without getting tired.

  "Squeak~squeak~" The little mouse shook its fluffy little head, proving that it didn't shed hair.

  Suddenly! The unicorn picked up the little mouse and put it on its own big buttocks, rubbing it hard!

  "One, two, three!" The unicorn wiped one side and said loudly with a serious face: "Three wipes are enough. I won't wipe even once more. This is called determination to stick to it. My horn is as handsome as the little master's, and just as charming."

  Pulling up his pants, rushing out of the toilet, holding a dazed and vomiting little mouse, shouting triumphantly:

  "You see, I wiped my butt with the body of a beautiful little princess ~ Ah ~ Don't hit me ~ It hurts to death ~ Want to die or live ~"

  In the distance, a small bean covered his stomach and looked at this group of treasures with a bitter smile, saying bitterly:

  "These guys are fighting all day long, never-ending, hurry up and collect the spiritual grass to go back and cultivate, it's too dangerous for us to be wandering around like this!"

  Yun Rui's small face turned pale as she said, "Yes, if it weren't for these guys being so playful, we wouldn't have wasted so many days. Alas, they've made me, the second sister, lose face."

  Yun Xiaoqiao scrunched up her face, squatting on the ground and saying: "Older sister, you're not bad, unlike those guys who are all wetting their pants, how embarrassing! We're all high-level foundation-building cultivators, it's really humiliating!"

  "Wow~" Li Tongtong excitedly pulled Xiao Dou's arm and grinned foolishly: "Big Brother Master, look quickly, what Dugu is holding in his hand is a pair of Double-Pupil Mice! These little spirits live in groups, we must get rid of the whole group. In the future, when searching for materials to refine artifacts, it will be very effective. These little guys are experts in this field!"

  Mentioning the little mouse that had its butt wiped by a unicorn, the atmosphere became awkward, and Zhao Kai's back suddenly burst into a cold sweat as he loudly shouted:

  "Big Brother, why are you looking at me like that? Ah, didn't Hongtong say so? They can only find materials for refining equipment, but we don't know how to refine equipment, it's useless, let's hurry up and go!"

  Xiao Dou's eyebrows jumped up and down, exasperated to death, as he laughed with a "of course" expression:

  "Zhao Shidi, in the future you will be the master of our Mountain Spirit Valley. As the master, you need to learn how to live a life, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, and tea... all these things cost money! At this time, you should not miss any business opportunity, even if there is no alchemy master, but these little mice can find materials that can be exchanged for spiritual stones. The heavy responsibility will fall on who, it's now, it's you, Zhao Shidi, the one everyone relies on, stand up and go! We will miss you, hahaha..."

  Poor Zhao Kai was frantic, collapsing to grab back the lone mouse that had slipped past his butt, pinching its nose and directing a group of junior brothers to form a small array. In an instant, they wiped out twenty-five pairs of dual-pupil mice~ The water fairy had stuck a low-level seal on the small bamboo cage where they were raised, although it was low-level, but these dual-pupil mice were very gentle in nature, as long as they were given something to eat, they wouldn't cause trouble.

  That night, all the younger brothers were beaten by Hai Bian Du Jiao. This guy was beaten badly and crawled to the front of Xiao Dou with a disheveled hair and dirty face, wailing miserably:

  "Master, save me! Stop hitting me, I'm going to die! Ah, Master, if you save me, I'll help you become rich. Not just the Flying Bird Rock, but I also know where the horn of the King of Ten Thousand Horses is hidden. You'll definitely become rich!"

  "Wait a minute!" Xiaodou shouted, stopping his fellow disciples from beating Du Jiao. He smiled mischievously and said:

  "I've long discovered that you're not honest, your mind is so active! Hmph... Playing tricks with me? This is what happens to you. Don't you quickly confess and get leniency? Resist and face severity! Confess everything and I'll spare your life!"

  "Master, there's a treasure in the Lin Da River to the south. A long time ago, a king of ten thousand horses fought a fierce battle with a tiger in the forest. In the end, the tiger was trampled to death by the horse king, but the horse king's horn fell into the river. Many horses drowned trying to find that horn, and just thinking about all the dead horse bodies floating on the surface of the river is breathtaking! Hehe, but those grass-eating horses are useless, how could they understand the water? In the end, even the king of ten thousand horses was killed by other male horses when it gave up!"

  Xiao Xiao, in a bad mood, shouted loudly: "You guys, what's with the horns on your foreheads? Showing off, huh? Quickly go to the river and take a bath, then brush your big teeth one hundred times. Otherwise, the herbs you picked up with your tongue, we'll be poisoned after eating!"

  The unicorn with a thick mouth said: "Really don't understand aesthetics, this horn is the symbol of the king of longevity, it's a symbol of status, do you understand? I am the descendant of the king, the toad king, huh~" Just as he was admiring himself, his junior brothers collectively pressed him into the river for a bath.

  The Water Immortal thought for a moment and said, "The horn of the King of Ten Thousand Horses must be worth a lot of spirit stones, but this needle-in-a-haystack job isn't suitable for us to disperse and search in this dangerous place. Let's listen to Du Jue's intelligence first!"

  Xiao Mei's face turned pale as she said: "Oh my god, look at that guy, since he took a bath in the river, how many fish have died on the surface of the water?"

  "Ah~ isn't this the poison that all the top poison users have been dreaming of? Haha, Dokuro, you're so adorable~"

  Many people caught some fat fish in the upper reaches of the river where Du Jiao was bathing, and then went to the other side of the river to roast and eat them. When they returned, they had all eaten and fallen asleep. Poorly, several younger brothers were left to wash Du Jiao's back, and as a result, their hands were covered in big blisters. Fortunately, there were two young doctors, Shui Xian and Xiao Mei, who simply saved their poor hands. If Du Jiao hadn't gone for a swim and found the "Wan Ma Zhi Wang" (a legendary horse), everyone would have had to spank him again.

  Xiao Dou took the crystal-like, translucent small horn and looked at it, saying: "It's not even as long as my finger, what use is it? Water Fairy, is this valuable?"

  Narcissus glanced at it casually and said, "It's not worth much money, but it's useful to us. Little Qiao, I remember you're good at making accessories, why don't you use this to make a necklace for Little Dou? When Little Dou wears it, we can feel the aura of a leader, and at least when facing fear, our hearts will be more at ease."

  Yun Xiaoqiao happily accepted and said: "Make a necklace for Big Brother Master, great! Look at my craftsmanship, guaranteed to be very elegant!"

  Xiao Dou didn't mind, leading everyone to hurry towards Fei Niao Ling. There was something strange - since Xiao Dou wore the Wan Ma Zhi Wang Jiao Xiang Lian (Crown of the King of Ten Thousand Horses), their journey speed had greatly increased. Each and every one of them were lightly flying on top of the trees, so cool!

  It turned out that the little horn had such a function, which could lead everyone to charge forward. It was truly a treasure, and perhaps it was because of this treasure that Xiaodou led everyone to Feiniao Rock, where fellow disciples who were collecting herbs scattered in all directions, hiding on one side and waiting for them to leave.

  Looking down from the broken wall, Xiao Dou couldn't help but tremble in his heart. No wonder Yu Jianqi didn't dare to come down, the gusts of wind here were terrifying, even if it was a Da Dan period or a Great Dao period, they wouldn't dare to take risks. The low-ranking herbs in the sect were scarce, and this was also inevitable. Only Yuan Ying period cultivators had the leisure to care about this matter.

  However, the Water Immortal's desperate plan had an unexpected effect. The lone horned toad transformed back into its true form, a four-meter tall, one-horned toad with a round head that gazed at the spiritual grass below the cliff... and then spat it out, causing the herb to fall to the side!

  Fainted ~ Everyone is staring with their eyes wide open, but they can't see how Dugu got those precious herbs back on the cliff. Even the small bean that was so proud of its round eyes now looks ugly and can only see a shadow. Now thinking about it, when he discovered Dugu's abnormal eye movement and pinched his internal elixir, it was really like a blind cat hitting a dead mouse, and they were lucky. Otherwise, if Dugu had stretched out his tongue to retrieve the internal elixir, he would have been the one standing here as the boss, and everyone else would have gone to see King Yan together. Thinking about it now is terrifying, making their scalp numb and their back chilled.

  With the help of Du Jiao, more than a dozen days later, Xiao Dou's team, with each person carrying a large bamboo basket of herbs on their back, walked out amidst the envious and admiring glances of many fellow disciples. If it were just over a dozen people, they would surely be plotted against and killed by their fellow disciples along the way. But there were more than 200 people! The crime of killing over 200 fellow disciples was so great that even a Yuan Ying period cultivator wouldn't dare to take it on!

  Another trip to collect, several months later when they returned to Shengu Valley, before the tea was even served by his junior sister, his childhood playmate - Leng Hanming, led a large group of younger brothers to rush over quickly!