Chapter Thirty-Six: All of you who have bigger breasts than me go die

  Sneak back home, little bean, instruct a few clever junior brothers and sisters to send food, and personally raise their own strength to the level of actual combat, in order to gain the most power from this experience.

  Yes, I have a deeper magical power than the same level of cultivator, Nine Yang Divine Art. After all, it has the word "divine", and it's not some ordinary to top-grade cultivation method that other cultivators practice. Those methods are just something that some mediocre geniuses created for this poor and barren cultivation world.

  Let's analyze the opponent, their kung fu can be divided into two categories. One is powerful but extremely difficult to cultivate, right? I belong to this category. The other type cultivates quickly but is not powerful at all, and can even defeat me when they are one level lower than me!

  This is the responsibility of the master, as a master, first of all, you need to know your disciple's qualifications and the firmness of their mind for cultivating immortality, even their hobbies, in order to find a suitable method to cultivate.

  Although Xiaodou really liked his own skills, he was just too slow to cultivate, which made this person with poor aptitude unhappy. However, having the Golden Body Protection Technique's fourth layer compensation still saved him a lot of energy on defense, at least now ordinary people's iron swords and guns couldn't kill him!

  However, trouble still arose. With the defensive main spell of Little Bean, when practicing attack spells, it was extremely difficult. This is simply a matter of course for a righteous swordmaster in the Swordsmanship period, but Little Bean just couldn't practice it no matter what!

  A sword flew out, "Boom!" A small house-sized boulder shattered, and Bing'er stood on the side with her small hands clenched into fists, laughing:

  "Wow~ awesome~ Xiaodou, your swordsmanship is much more powerful than theirs!"

  Xiao Dou's face fell into a bitter smile: "The power is much greater, but I wasn't trying to hit that rock just now, I was trying to hit that tree, alas...I missed again, how come it's so hard to practice? I'm going to die!"

  Bing'er's small hands habitually rubbed her face, pouting her mouth and saying: "I'm not going to live anymore? Isn't this a little catchphrase of mine? Hmm? Just as I said that, she came!

  "Ah~~~" Xiaodou sheathed his sword, and the dying ghost shouted: "Good Ice, I don't want to die! You quickly help me get rid of XiaoXiao, or else I'll really die!"

  As she spoke, Xiaodou hid under her bed, while Bing'er muttered with a embarrassed face:

  "Get rid of them? How do I do that? It's so hard, oh ~ didn't companions all say humans are timid, scare them and they'll be so frightened they'll pee their pants? Okay, I'll pretend to be a ghost and scare people too, let's see if this trick works~"

  Before long, Xiaoxiao's godmother came to the entrance of Xiaodou's house with a small and delicate face, wanting to come in and check!

  Suddenly! "Wooooo~~~" A mournful ghostly wail seemed to come from another realm!

  A disheveled female ghost appeared behind Xiaoxiao! And Xiaoxiao lazily turned around, and actually looked at the female ghost with a expressionless face!

  The female ghost was indeed Bing Er. Looking at Xiao Xiao's calm demeanor, she felt uneasy and immediately hid her hands and feet, pointing at herself and saying:

  "Look - I have no hands, look - I have no feet, how miserable I am! Eh? Aren't you afraid?"

  "Waaaahhhh......" Suddenly, a loud wail: "I'm more miserable than you! What's the big deal about your chest? At least you have one, and it's so big! Me? Waaahhh... I don't want to live anymore! Hmph! You shouldn't live either! Anyone with a bigger chest than me should just die!"

  "Ahh~~~" Bing Er was beaten by Xiao Xiao, and as she caught her breath, he immediately used the Ghostly Dao Divine Ability to escape into the Earth Prison Tunnel and didn't come out!

  "Hahaha ~" A small, cruel smile spread across his face: "There's no silver here, three hundred taels. I was going to just do a simple check and leave, but it seems you little brat are definitely here! Hey ~ Little Bean, come out with me, or I'll burn down your doghouse!"

  Not a sound? The clever little one went into the house, pulled Xiao Dou out from under the bed and gave him another beating. Only then did he return home to eat with a clear conscience.

  His face was quite miserable, as if he were a small chubby bean who had been practicing swordsmanship with a bitter expression. However, after all his hard work, he still hadn't mastered the skill and his flying swords always veered off course. In the end, the Water Fairy surrendered and let Bean use close combat techniques instead. Anyway, he had the Golden Body Protection Technique, so the damage would be minimized!

  All preparations were made, and in a brief lull outside, everyone set off immediately. Xiaodou led the way as they all flew out of the valley together!

  This scene, Xiao Dou had dreamed of for many years, with a sword in hand, standing on the sword, flying in the air, leading 215 people to fly together, majestic!

  They flew out of Jiuhua Mountain, crossed over the Three Forks Bay, passed through the treacherous Badaling, jumped over the Ghost Gate with a teleportation array, and arranged for a retreat route. They entered the Evil Demon's territory and stopped in front of a black swamp.

  "Shuixian spoke softly: 'Xiaodou, this is the Death Swamp. The sky above is absolutely impassable. Let's proceed according to plan!'"

  Xiao Dou nodded and turned around, commanding everyone in a tone of voice:

  "According to the pre-arranged plan, Team A formed into groups of three, each group no more than 25 meters apart, in a human-shaped formation searching east for Linmu Niu. Team B formed into a line shape searching north for Huàn Mó Dié. Teams 3 and 4 were ready to strike at any moment, while Team 5 secured the retreat route to prevent being locked down, standing on unbeatable ground, act!"

  After the command was given, everyone began to search in an orderly manner. Before long, a dazed and confused junior brother was bitten by a poisonous spider. The third team of Xiaomei went to treat his wound in an orderly manner, and then the team continued to search as if nothing had happened.

  Right after that, a huge alligator emerged from the west and was killed by over ten flying swords of Team Four. A group of vultures appeared in the sky, and with a slight wave of his hand, a bunch of dead vulture bodies fell from the air. As the danger disappeared and the clear blue sky reappeared, Xiaodou looked at Xiaoxiao's right eyelid which was twitching rapidly. Unbeknownst to him, Xiaoxiao still smiled at himself, this detestable little girl, even at a time like this, she's still trying to scare me, just you wait till I get back... forget it~

  Xiao Dou, a virtuous and dependable figure in the hearts of the people, under the guidance of Shui Xian, gave a series of commands. After several hours, they first caught a hornless little cow, which looked at Xiao Dou with pitiful eyes. This guy's kind heart was stirred, and he even fed the cow some grass.

  Toad suddenly chuckled behind him and said: "Young Master, also seal his primordial spirit, I'll have a companion!"

  Xiao Dou smiled lightly and said, "Having a good companion to bully is great, hehe, you don't even look at its cultivation level, it's only in the Qi Refining stage. But with it leading us through the Death Swamp, we can ensure our safety and avoid being swallowed by unknown dangers. Besides, it has a Yuan Shen, taking it back would be troublesome, otherwise, having it help us plant spiritual medicine wouldn't be bad!"

  The unicorn touched its own forehead with its horn and proudly pulled the little cow aside to brag.

  Half a day later, it was already evening when they finally found the Phantom Butterfly. Everyone formed a circle around it, with Eldest Senior Brother's Nine Suns Divine Technique sitting in meditation at the center, serving as a heater that wasn't cold at all. After assigning sentry duties to the junior brothers and sisters, they could rest; the others had nothing better to do than watch Eldest Senior Brother, their gaze always falling on him, then smiling warmly, resting with peace of mind...

  The next day, early in the morning, everyone simply ate a mouthful of dry food and drove Lin Mu Niu to walk in the treacherous Death Swamp. Hundreds of Illusory Butterfly flew around the team, dispersing the endless miasma.

  Entering the Death Swamp, under the command of several leading captains, everyone collected various precious spiritual herbs from outside while following Master Big Brother forward.

  As expected, a swarm of evil poisonous bees came pouring down from the sky, and Yun Xiaoqiao's family heirloom treasure - the Thousand Layer Umbrella, due to her bloodline inheritance, she could use this treasure-level defensive power, helping everyone block the poisonous bees. Then, four female disciples each held a recovery array disk in their hands, forming a square shape around her, constantly helping Yun Xiaoqiao replenish her lost spiritual energy.

  At the forefront, Xiaodou held the precious sword of the Upper Stage Fa instrument in his hand. Under the guidance of Shuixian, he cleared a path through thorns and brambles. Suddenly, several black wolf-like ferocious beasts emerged, but were instantly killed by him with a single slash, their bodies pinned to the ground!

  At this critical moment when the team might be destroyed at any time, the eldest brother still didn't forget to show off his skills. Everyone was made to smile bitterly by his optimism and bravery. However, because of this, while everyone was being cautious, they were not as afraid as before, and their work also went relatively smoothly with few mistakes.

  In the back, Xiao Hei and Yun Rui Yao also worked together to kill many low-level demon creatures. Xiaomei was busy in the middle, not only pointing out everyone to identify herbs, but also quickly processing a few kinds of herbs that must be dealt with, and from time to time treating everyone's injuries caused by poisonous insects and ants.

  But the unicorn thought this was heaven, his own heaven, and with a big mouth, his tongue flashing in and out like lightning, eating all sorts of insects nonstop. He actually helped collect quite a bit of medicine, and when they encountered good spiritual grass that was just out of reach in a dangerous location, he could help out too. Hmm...and it was a big help, but he did talk a bit too much nonsense afterwards......

  On the second day of entering the Death Swamp, everyone was almost loaded with all sorts of herbs and the corpses of the beasts they had hunted. Shuǐ Xiān had a sorrowful expression as if she were about to cry, directing Xiao Dòu along the way, occasionally shouting loudly at Du Jiǎo to pick some special herbs, causing the disciples who were carrying heavy loads to smile bitterly and roll their eyes - they were exhausted!

  Xiao Dou led Lin Mu Niu by the hand, taking big strides as he loudly said: "Good Water Immortal, it's almost time to go, hurry up and pick the Lingguo fruit, collect the Baifa morning dew, and then we'll head back. I've been eating vegetarian all day, I'm malnourished!"

  The water fairy was directing everyone's work while shouting loudly like a big landlord:

  "Stupid little bean, do you know that this road is full of spiritual stones? This time we won't collect too many, wait until the war between good and evil starts in a few years. If we go out then, it's just death. Let's just suffer through this once, when the war comes, we'll hide in the Mountain God Valley to cultivate. Who cares what others say? Your master doesn't care about his own reputation anyway! We can just be like turtles hiding our heads, humph! The ones who fall down are always the most pitiful!"

  "Heh heh~" Xiaodou said with a sly smile: "I agree, being able to make that master who never says a word lose face makes me so happy, humph! In the future, if I have the chance to see him again, I won't even give him any attention! You guys watch, I absolutely won't bother with him~"

  The brothers and sisters collectively nodded in agreement, then wandered around a dilapidated ancient bronze gate for two days before entering a dark blue castle without a roof, known to the outside world as the "Land of Death" - Deep Blue!