Chapter 15: Afraid of Heights and Falling

  The next morning, Xun Qi, who had been holding back for a whole night, finally couldn't bear it and pulled out the little brat who was still sleeping soundly from under the quilt.

  "Fish-lipped human, give me a reason to disturb my sleep, or else you can go die!" Tang Xin's face was radiant with a lovely smile, but her peach blossom eyes were icy cold and devoid of warmth. The certain someone who had provoked her anger directly reached the peak of their second-year illness, and while hugging Maru, she seemed nonchalant as she said this, but in reality, her resentment was already on the verge of materializing.

  Xun Qi wiped away a tear from the corner of his eye and said in a tender voice: "Little Tang Xin, Uncle is taking you out to have some fun today, how about it?"

  Tang Xin tilted her head and smiled innocently: "Play?"

  She blinked, staring straight at Xun Qi with a childish tone: "Uncle wants to tell me that you came to disturb my sleep early in the morning just to play?"

  "What the hell are you doing, did you leave your brain in bed this morning? Don't you know disturbing people's peaceful sleep will get you struck by lightning?" Middle School King retorted venomously.

  "With so much energy, go cultivate instead. At such an old age, you've only achieved this little bit of cultivation and yet you still have the mind to go out and play? Don't you have any ambition?"

  Xun Qi: "......" His throat choked, was it wrong to ask the kid to go out and play? Suddenly felt that all the kids in this world are too cool!

  Tang Xin's face showed obvious displeasure, and he continued to attack: "You like playing with kids, go find a wife and have one yourself. But looking at you, did you marry a tomboy or did you sell yourself to a man?"

  What he said was so on point that Xun felt like he had nothing to say in response: “......” He almost cried from being so embarrassed by himself!

  "Alright, you can go now. Next time don't disturb me without a word again, or you know the consequences, hmm~"

  Xun Qi: "......" shivered, and the slightly rising tone at the end had several meanings. Xun Qi thought to himself: Although he was just a child, why did he always give people a sense of threat!

  "Little Tang Xin, don't be angry anymore, it's fun outside, Uncle will take you for a spin." Xun Qi ignored the child's unwillingness, twisted his waist, and had a bright smile on his rough face, completely throwing away the child's personal attack from just now.

  Fine, actually dare to force her! Tang Xin's body paused for a moment, and a layer of frost slowly overflowed in her eyes. What does this mean? Is it decided?!

  Xun Qi saw the situation and was taken aback. To prevent the child from running wildly, he waved his hand and a sharp sword appeared under his feet. Then he immediately rushed forward to hug Tang Xin and Xiao Mao, and flew out with them.

  Nie Donggou, who had just appeared to rescue the child: "......" Should he chase or not? It seems there's no danger, going out to play is good too, staying in the house all day will cause problems.

  "......Senior brother, it's still early, you're not sleepwalking, are you?"

  Nie Donggo slowly and calmly drew his sword, then with one swift stroke, he sent Chang Zhe flying. He coldly swept his gaze over the surrounding robbers, before turning back to his house with a calm expression, continuing his seclusion.

  Onlookers: "......" That one cold glance was really——too damn domineering, they didn't know anything, spare me~

  Other bandits: "......" Could it be that we were really jinxed by that crow-mouthed Chen? Boss is planning to change his taste, has he taken a liking to that little paper kid?

  In mid-air, the flying sword accelerated from slow to fast, and quickly climbed up the first high slope. Tang Xin lay in Xun Qi's arms, and from the height, she could almost see the entire town at a glance. She looked at the town's dense tofu blocks, her expression still with an innocent smile. But on the face of this child who should be happy and carefree, there was a faint sense of vicissitudes.

  What a damn sense of vicissitude! Damn it, Tang Xin discovered that she actually had the legendary acrophobia!!!

  So nervous, I'm scared to death, is there?

  As the legendary god who created the world with the power of heaven and earth, as a high-IQ crime expert, as someone who spends all day studying private satellite surveillance, playing with explosives... how could she have only just discovered that she's actually afraid of heights?!

  This cruel world, it's really unbearable to look at anymore!

  The bun sandwiched between Tang Xin and Xun Qi felt the increasingly small space and a slightly trembling child, with a hint of a smile in his eyes: I didn't expect this little girl to be afraid of heights, tsk tsk tsk, he found a way to tease this little girl, it's really delightful.

  Later, the kid was called Wanzi, thrown into the air and spun around; The kid gave him a cold face and threw it into the air to spin around; The kid was disobedient and thrown into the air to spin around; The kid wanted to cut his xx, also thrown into the air to spin around...

  The almighty 'throw into the sky and slide a circle'! Godly skill, give it a like!

  We observe a half-second silence for Tang Xinhua's miserable future fate, then... spiritually support and look forward to Tang Xinhua's great counterattack!

  Xun Qi's smile was radiant, and his voice became even more gentle and soothing: "Is Little Tang Xin afraid? Don't worry, Uncle will take care of Little Tang Xin."

  Tang Xin: "......" Xun Qi: You wait for me, I'll get you killed when I have the chance.

  It seems that he saw the coldness on the child's face, and a hint of pleasure flashed in Xun Qi's eyes: this little guy, a unlucky bear kid, can't even be dealt with? Wouldn't that be really forgetting his brain in bed, wasting so many years of growth?

  It's fortunate that Xun Qi had some restraint and didn't scare Tang Xin too much, so after circling around twice, he directly sent her back. As for Tang Xin, she was limp-legged and stayed in the house all day, hugging a kitten.

  The mischievous little kitten version of Yunlan was happily watching from the side, and unknowingly, her vengeful heart had calmed down a lot. This interesting little guy is still staying by my side to amuse me.

  "Wanzi, how did Xun Qi die that would make you feel better?" Tang Xin asked softly, as if asking a kitten, or perhaps herself.

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  Yunlan responded with a "meow" and snuggled into Tang Xin's arms, finding a comfortable position to lie down.

  Tang Xin heard the kitten's voice and nodded solemnly: "I think just like you that it would be better for him to die than to live!"

  Yunlan: "......" He swore he just sighed that the weather was really good.

  "You say, what if Xun Qi woke up one morning and found himself transformed into a woman..."

  The scene was too beautiful, he didn't even dare to think about it.

  "You're right, he'll definitely be happy. So we absolutely can't let him have his way!" Tang Xin said with a serious face.

  Yunlan: “......” He was just purely sentimental.

  Tang Xin stroked the kitten's head, laughing innocently: "I really want to see what kind of child Xun Qi raises. If it's a little fake girl, then... send her to someone's hands for internal digestion, and don't let her come out to harm the public."

  Yunlan: "...... Meow" Why does he always feel a bit subtle when hearing that someone?