Chapter 33: The Sheep Plague of the Shibei Tribe

  This week I'm going to run naked again... can't you guys comfort me a bit?

  "Otherwise, there's still something to blow: "Do you know what the immortals eat? That thing is called Ke Li, right, chocolate. At first, it's bitter, but later it becomes fragrant, more fragrant than sesame, sweeter than sugar. And then there are biscuits, yeah, biscuits. Hmm, hmm, all delicious! But after eating, we always get diarrhea... Later, General Zhang told us that this is called 'washing the marrow', eating these heavenly things and pulling out all the impurities from our bodies..."

  Of course, the truth is probably only clear to Wen Fei himself. Holding a notebook and watching movies, they are all foreign blockbusters, these illiterate soldiers can't understand at all. This is also okay, the key is that modern food is really deceiving, who knows how many additives are added inside? Modern people have eaten it for a long time, not to mention being immune to poison, at least they won't be like these ancient people with no resistance at all. Even if you're very powerful, eating one or two pieces of modern pastry will guarantee that you'll run to the toilet 17 or 18 times and get so exhausted that you'll be drained!

  But at this moment, the unexpected guest arrived. Soon someone came in to report: "Master Xian, the chief of the Shi Bi tribe has come and is with General Zhang. He says he wants to see Master Xian!"

  The Shibei people have come to see me? Wen Fei's spirit was stirred, these Shibei people are wealthy and arrogant, could they be here to buy something from him?

  Nowadays, no one watches movies anymore, they drove everyone out and rushed to see the chief of Shibei's tribe.

  Who knew, others were even more anxious than him. From a distance, they saw Wen Fei and with a thud, they knelt to the ground, repeatedly kowtowing. Wen Fei was greatly astonished, thinking that he had somehow mastered the ultimate skill of the transmigrator, the "Turtle Air". Otherwise, why would people see him and immediately bow their heads?

  "Immortal Master, please save our Shibibo tribe!" The Shibibo tribe's chief cried so pitifully. Unfortunately, Wen Fei had never been a kind person. In modern society, there are many people with hearts as hard as iron, who wouldn't even bat an eye when someone is stabbed to death right in front of them. From this kind of dye vat, how could Wen Fei possibly become a saint?

  "What's going on?" Wen Fei kept a safe distance from the stinky tribal leader, who reeked of body odor, probably having not bathed in half a year.

  "Immortal master... our Shibei tribe's cattle and sheep have been afflicted with a plague, they're almost all dead. Please, please save us! Without the cattle and sheep, our Shibei tribe will be finished!"

  I'm not a veterinarian, how can I cure the plague? Damn it, won't it be mad cow disease or something? Wen Fei was shocked and quickly moved further away from this guy, seemingly mad cow disease can be transmitted to humans?

  "Immortal master, as long as you can cure our cattle and sheep. From now on, the Shibei tribe will no longer believe in Buddhism, but all believe in you!" The head of the clan spoke Mandarin fluently, especially the content, which made Wen Fei's heart move greatly!

  Staying in this broken place for so long, isn't it just waiting for the formal imperial edict from Song Huizong? Once there is a formal title, one's own temple will be officially recognized as a legitimate ancestral shrine. There won't be any more danger of being demolished at any moment.

  Although Wen Fei's temple is placed here, it is absolutely impossible for anyone to dare move it. With Wen Fei's current prestige here, if a second-rate official were to come and say that he wants to destroy the lustful shrine, I'm afraid it would immediately provoke a military uprising. However, isn't it still a hidden danger?

  Then you can happily go on a time and space travel again!

  Now helping Zhenwu Emperor preach, he should be happy too, right?

  "Furthermore, we are willing to offer all the gold in our tribe!" Shi Bi's tribal leader gritted his teeth.

  That's settled, Wen Fei's heart was greatly moved and he had already prepared to agree. He still maintained a somewhat unwilling expression on his face, but Shi Bi tribe leader gritted his teeth again: "I'll also give my daughter, our Shi Bi tribe's most beautiful pearl Shi Bi Da Yi to Master Xian, let her serve you!"

  Wen Fei shuddered, his goosebumps almost rising. This was really unbearable, looking at these Qiang people with their sturdy bones, coarse faces, and highland red complexions, their bodies reeking of sheep smell. Just thinking about it, such a rough-skinned beauty with thick hands and feet, her whole body smelling of mutton, sneaking into his room at night...

  "Haha... As a monk, I have compassion in my heart. How can I bear to let you and your daughter be separated? Let's not mention this matter again. Where is your tribe? Take me there to take a look."

  Wen Fei finally agreed, and the tribal chief Shi Bi was overjoyed, wanting to take Wen Fei away immediately. Zhang Shu Ye naturally wouldn't let Wen Fei go so easily to the Shi Bi tribe, what if they had ulterior motives? That would be like a sheep entering a tiger's den!

  He hastily dispatched a team of guards to escort Wen Fei, and before they departed, he pulled Wen Fei aside and whispered: "The Qiang tribes on the border are all fence-sitters, their loyalty is unpredictable. Last time we defeated the Western Xia, these Qiang tribes only behaved themselves. Master Xian, this time you go, if you can display your magical powers, subdue these Qiang people, and make them obey the imperial court, it would be a great merit!"

  Wen Fei pondered for a moment, didn't Zhang Shu Ye mean to make me try my best to deceive? It's better to bring the Qiang people of Shi Bi Department to the side of the Great Song Dynasty. For Wen Fei, this kind of thing was simpler than anything else.

  At the time, he followed and walked for three days before reaching the place where Shibei was located.

  This was not because the journey was too far, but mainly because Wen Fei was not good at riding horses. After less than half a day of riding, his thighs started to ache terribly. The whole team had to stop and rest. On this road, almost all the time was delayed by Wen Fei, even after several days, his thighs were almost worn out.

  Damn it, I finally understand why Liu Bei wanted to call the thigh meat reborn. The thigh meat is the meat on the inside of the thigh near the root of the thigh. Wen Fei's place has been rubbing against the saddle every day, and it's almost worn out. Over time, the excess flesh here will definitely be ground away.

  If this method were known to women who love beauty, are dissatisfied with the thickness of their thighs and have no confidence in them, I wonder if a new slimming method would be created?

  No matter how Wen Fei was, he finally arrived at the place where Shi Bi lived. At that time, Lanzhou was sparsely populated, and both banks of the Yellow River were covered with vast grasslands full of lush water grasses.

  The Shibei tribe was also in a place like this, and Wen Fei hadn't taken a closer look when he was startled by the Shibei people. Only when the entire tribe, young and old, came out to kneel down and welcome him under the sound of the tribal leader's horn did Wen Fei realize what was happening. This scene was something Wen Fei had never even imagined!

  Others used such heavy courtesy, Wen Fei naturally didn't dare put on airs, so he could only go take a look at Shi Bi's livestock first.