Chapter 55: Despicable Scheme

  "Have you heard of the Thirteen Taibao of Mount Huaguo? In the past, I wielded a large chopper in my left hand and a five-barreled cannon in my right. Alone, I charged into Heaven's Court, killing from the South Heavenly Gate all the way to the North Heavenly Gate, going back and forth three times, causing those gods in Heaven to tremble with fear!"

  Xiao Yi imagined himself as Chen Haonan and slowly told Lan Ran about his grandeur back then.

  As a little demon who hadn't seen much of the world, Lan Ran had never heard of these things. Of course, although she wasn't clear what Xiao Yi was specifically talking about, Lan Ran felt that it sounded very impressive, and this didn't prevent her eyes from shining with adoring gazes.

  "See this thing? This is the scar I got from fighting Nezha back then! Of course, it looks like a mosquito bite, but I can responsibly tell you that it's actually from Nezha's "Heavenly Earth Shattering, Human Extinction, Sea Drying, Stone Shattering, Human Nature Destroying Finger"! It may look small, but if I hadn't reacted in time back then, I might have been destroyed body and soul!"

  Xiao Yi gradually discovered that the little monsters in the room were getting more and more, everyone was looking at him with admiring eyes, which made his vanity extremely satisfied, so he worked even harder!

  "What's next?" one of the little demons asked impatiently.

  Xiao Yi smiled slightly and said: "Later, of course, I cut that little guy into several segments! Then I directly killed the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, I punched the Jade Emperor's feet and kicked the Queen Mother, even the Taishang Laojun's beard was pulled down by me! I beat up all these gods and then, with a high profile, patted the table and asked, who stole our family's pressure cooker? What bicycle do you want?"

  Even if there are many places that don't understand, it doesn't hinder a group of little monsters from worshiping Xiao Yi, this feeling is really great.

  As the leader of this group of little demons, Ranma still had a bit of sanity at this time. She opened her mouth and asked: "We naturally know that our senior is invincible, but what's the relationship between you and the demon you're going to deal with?"

  "This, I was too pleased to notice this point earlier, let me think about it carefully! That's right, that demon actually used to be just a small monster under my command. Who knew that when I went to heaven to collect debts for others, he would become a traitor! He occupied my cave, took over my territory, can you guys say that I can tolerate this kind of thing?"

  The masses can't take it anymore! It's not just about other things, but when your own territory is being taken away, that's absolutely unacceptable! Animals have a very strong sense of territoriality and will not allow others to encroach on their territory.

  "Why didn't you pee in your own cave back then, senior? I heard that once animals pee on their own territory, other animals usually don't dare to occupy it!" Lan Ran asked with a puzzled expression.

  How to say it, ignorance is not the most terrible thing, the most terrible thing is that a bottle is not half full and is shaking!

  It's not like it's yours just because you pee on the ground, okay? If that were true, life would be a lot easier! Even in the animal kingdom, it's not like that. They mark their territory, but there are always some blind ones who want to challenge you.

  "Cough, the meaning of this urine spray is to tell others that this place already has an owner, but if others want to rob this territory, whether there is this urine or not doesn't make much difference!" Xiao Yi patiently explained to Lan Ran, he felt that after following these little monsters for a long time, he could totally go host Animal World on CCTV!

  "So now the senior is preparing to go back and grab back his own territory? And then re-sprinkle some urine?" Lan Ran asked excitedly, grabbing territory was really too interesting!

  "Uh, snatching the territory is a must, of course, the main goal is to educate that monkey and let him know what it means to be humble! As for peeing on the ground, we'll talk about that later, I'm not too concerned about that territory anymore."

  "It means that if we help the seniors to take back the land, whether they want it or not is none of our business, and giving us a reward is also not a big deal?"

  Lan Ran is indeed the chosen one from their tribe, as can be seen from this sentence, she is much more reliable than Lan Man that little girl, in any case, always considering the interests of the tribe first.

  But Xiao Yi didn't care, for him, he hadn't actually paid anything. The place wasn't his territory to begin with, and besides, he didn't plan on staying in the newbie village for long. Once he finished off the BOSS, he would retreat, and at that time, whose place it was wouldn't have anything to do with him! Lan Ran and the others being able to stand firm in this place was their own ability, Xiao Yi wouldn't give a fart about it!

  Xiao Yi very shamelessly opened his mouth to answer: "That's right, theoretically it should be like that. If you want to stay there at that time, I have no opinion, and the place will belong to you!"

  After saying all these words, Xiao Yu felt that his mood had improved a lot, and the faint sense of guilt that had always existed in his heart finally disappeared!

  If Xiao Yi had taken this group of girls to hunt monsters and made a mistake before, he would have blamed himself, but now he didn't feel anything.

  Previously, others selflessly helped him, and when something happened, their conscience would be somewhat unsettled. However, it's different now; the people of the demon tribe used to act for their own benefit, so if anything happens, they really have nothing to do with Xiao Yu.

  "So, I'm going back to teach that monkey a lesson now. Originally, with my abilities, dealing with him would be like chopping vegetables, but because the battle was too intense last time, I still have internal injuries and haven't recovered my strength yet, so I need your help!"

  Anyway, I've already blown it earlier, now I'll blow it to the end, blow out my own level, blow out my own style! Blow out Asia and blow towards the world!

  "I wonder if we can help our seniors with something?" After a brief excitement, Aoi immediately calmed down. She also knew that there was no free lunch in the world, and if she wanted to get what she wanted, she had to pay the corresponding price.

  Handing over the full authority to her in the clan doesn't mean she can play with the lives of her sisters at will! It's still better to ask about some things ahead of time, so that there can be preparation and unnecessary casualties can be avoided.

  "Actually, you don't need to do too much, just help me clean up some of the small fries he brought out, and if you have time, help me attack him. Don't worry, I'll keep a tight grip on him and absolutely won't let him rush over to your side! After we take care of him, the territory will be yours. All the resources there belong to your race!"

  Lan Ran thought for a moment and then nodded, "Alright, it's settled then. I'll arrange things here and choose twenty sisters to follow Senior over. Will that be enough, Senior?"

  Xiao Yixin said that's enough, how can it not be enough, twenty people can form a team! When the time comes, take the lead and let these girls take care of the output in the back, and then killing a newbie village BOSS is not an easy task, right?

  So team play is comfortable, much better than soloing a BOSS!

  Let Blue Dye go and prepare, Xiao Yi began to tidy up his equipment and check his skills. Now he can both resist and fight, plus he has the ability to recover himself. As long as the BOSS doesn't knock him out in one hit, there shouldn't be too much danger later on.

  The only thing that makes Xiao Yi a bit nervous is that he doesn't have a forced mocking skill, if the BOSS insists on going to kill others, how can he hold back at that time?

  What's most frustrating for Xiao Yi is that although this game has a hate value system, without plugins, it can't be seen at all. Heaven knows whether his own hate value will be the highest in the team or not.

  "Wan Wan, do you think I'm the kind of person who can attract a lot of hatred from our boss? Do you have any way to make our boss's hatred focus on me all the time?"

  Xiao Yi finally decided to ask Xianxian, who let her have a leg with the system? Maybe by asking Xianxian would directly take out an invincible-level divine artifact that can view hatred value, and at that time wouldn't he be in a cool and awesome rhythm!

  Wan Wan floated in mid-air, swinging her two small white legs while staring at Xiao Yu for a long time. Then, she said to Xiao Yu with a serious face: "No problem, you see, you were born with a mocking face, let alone being the BOSS, even people who are with you every day want to hit you, so hatred and all that is a sure thing!"

  Xiao Yi's face turned black, and he didn't even mention whether he had really grown a mocking face. He just said that the monkey was not human, it was a beast, how could you know what it was thinking in its heart?

  "What if he thinks this face of mine is not only not ridiculed but also very cute when the time comes?" Xiao Yu said out loud the doubts in his heart.

  Wan Wan burst out laughing: "That's even better, that way you're using the beauty trick on him, and then at a critical moment give him a knife! How simple and convenient, saving time and effort and resources!"

  This is infuriating! How can a man of seven feet tall be so spineless?

  "Do you still want to eat lollipops in the future? If you do, quickly tell me a more reliable method. Otherwise, when I'm not happy, where can you be happy?" Xiao Yi said with a dark face, this is too much, who is the master now?

  "Alright, alright, for the sake of the lollipop, if you really want to know, I do have a way that will definitely work!" Yuanyuan didn't want to argue with Xiao Ye, or rather, she didn't want to fall out with the lollipop.

  "Will Zhang An come out?"

  "Hmm, come closer and listen! You do it like this, then like that, and finally like this! Make sure you get it right!"

  After hearing Xiangxiang's plan, Xiao Yi took a cold breath and said: "Ah! Isn't this too unscrupulous?"