Chapter 29: The End of Humanity

  Xiao Yi couldn't help but sigh, not knowing that the world is really wonderful! Unexpectedly, a little girl who used to want to study animal sounds with herself was now seeing two pythons mating and was so shy that her face turned bright red!

  Xiao Yi really didn't understand where Lan Man found the fun in this thing. Logically speaking, even if the two pythons hadn't revealed anything yet, and they couldn't even see where they were mating, what was there to blush about?

  Is it possible that Lan Cang has already reached the pinnacle of watching all the A-pieces in the world and is now an expert? Even I, a seasoned otaku, haven't reached this level yet. It's extremely abnormal for a young fox spirit who can barely transform into a human to achieve this!

  "I said, how did you see that they were doing that kind of thing between husband and wife? I didn't even notice. Are you very experienced in this sort of thing?"

  After asking this question, Xiao Yi regretted it. He obviously asked in a way that was easy to misunderstand, making it seem like Lan Man often did such things!

  The blue vine nodded and said, "When I was still a plant, I often saw these animals doing this kind of thing under me, so I understood it after seeing it many times!"

  After listening to Lan Man's explanation, Xiao Yi swore that if he had a girlfriend in the future, he would never take her out to play wild battles. This kind of thing, even if no one finds out, might be troublesome after many years when some plant or animal or insect becomes a spirit!

  "Xiao Yige, let's leave, it's so embarrassing to see others doing this kind of thing!" Lan Man was extremely embarrassed, because Xiao Yi couldn't move at all, which made her wonder what to do. She twisted and turned on the spot, not knowing how to react!

  Xiao Yi thought it was nothing to be ashamed of, his computer had a whole T of porn stored in it, he could even watch some while eating to help with digestion, now looking at the python's **what's the big deal?

  Besides, this isn't about watching what a husband and wife do to each other, this is scientific research, okay? In the past, there were even special topics on animal planet about this.

  Scientists often spend several months or even years in the wild just to be able to capture these animals' **processes. I heard that being able to record these processes can sell for a lot of money!

  If we follow Lan Cang's theory, it would be deadly. When the country launches a campaign against pornography and illegal publications, CCXV should be eliminated first, and then the "Animal World" column should be cancelled!

  As for those scientists who are still lurking in the wild, wanting to take pictures of this scene, I'm sorry, you're not a scientist at that time, you're just a voyeur with a camera, and you're not even as good as Teacher Chen!

  After all, Teacher Chen is using a camera, and you're using a camcorder, how dare you say anything?

  "It's none of your business, they're a couple making their own little baby, and you're here watching like a pervert! How shameless!" Xianxian also ran out to join the commotion, now looking at Xiao Yu with an expression as if she was staring at trash.

  Xiao Yi could directly ignore Wan Wan, after all, what qualifications does this person who is touched by himself several times a day have to say such things? However, she had to give Lan Man an explanation, and couldn't let Lan Man take him as a frivolous scoundrel.

  "After some thought, Xiao Yu spoke up and said: 'I'm not interested in what they're doing, but I'm interested in them!'"

  As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Yu discovered that Lan Man's face showed a terrified expression. Xiao Yu knew that this must be a misunderstanding on the other person's part.

  "What I mean is that these two pythons are obviously old, if we can get rid of them, who knows, maybe there will be good stuff later! You mustn't think wildly!"

  "Xiao Yige brother, I'll listen to you, and I didn't think anything strange just now!" Lan Man explained with a red face.

  Xiao Yi gave him a disdainful look and thought to herself "I'd be crazy to believe you", why are you blushing? Are you feeling energized?

  Of course, now is not the time to despise Lan Man, everyone still has important things to attend to.

  Xiao Yi looked at the information in his hand, furrowed his brow and said: "Isn't it said that pythons can transform into dragons after reaching a certain age? Think about it, if we were to tame these two pythons, our bodies would definitely be covered in treasures!"

  Just now, Blue Vine didn't think much of it. After all, the two of them had been in the valley for so long, and the number of pythons and venomous snakes they had killed added up to nearly eight hundred, so it wasn't like these two were any different.

  But Xiao Yi said that Lan Man understood, these two pythons are not ordinary pythons, they are fat and oily pythons!

  But looking at the two pythons making out, she hesitated and frowned, asking: "When others are doing this kind of thing, wouldn't it be too much for us to take action now? I always feel that what we're doing is against heaven's will! Maybe one of the pythons already has a little baby inside, killing two with one blow!"

  Xiao Yi suddenly looked at Lan Man with a new gaze. "One corpse, two lives" was such a high-end and elegant idiom that even Lan Man knew it wasn't easy to achieve!

  In fact, he was thinking that if they acted now, it wouldn't just be one or two deaths, but possibly even more!

  Xiao Yi spoke up to comfort him, "You can't treat them as equal lives to ours, after all the creatures in this place are not from our world. As the saying goes, 'non-my kind must have a different heart!' Think about it, we've killed so many snakes outside, if you really had a guilty conscience, why didn't you repent earlier?"

  Xiao Yi's meticulous analysis made Lan Man feel that it was indeed the case, but he had not expected to become a person with bloodstained hands, which was truly unforgivable!

  At once, tears welled up in Lan Meng's eyes and were about to overflow!

  Xiao Yi, what's going on here? Clearly ready to take action and settle the score with those two scoundrels during this perfect moment, but now Lan Man is starting to cry, which won't do.

  "Stop, stop, stop! Things aren't as serious as you think! Think about it, these two giant pythons must have done countless evil deeds to live so big! Don't look at me like that, this is absolutely true! After all, pythons are carnivores, they won't eat vegetarian food. Just think about how many small animals they would have devoured living for so long, we're just doing the right thing by getting rid of them!"

  Lan Man thought about it and felt that Xiao Yi's words made a lot of sense! Pythons don't eat meat, what else can they eat? How did I not think of this point myself? My own body is a plant so I won't harm other living things, but that doesn't mean pythons won't!

  "Xiao Yige, what do you usually eat?" Lan Man suddenly turned her head and asked!

  Xiao Yidong suddenly felt that Lan Man's eyes were filled with a lot of unfriendliness, and he quickly explained: "I only eat instant noodles, it's the same thing you ate before!"

  Xiao Yixin said you also ate that thing, can't you still come up and bite me?

  "So you're saying we can kill these two beasts and Heaven won't blame us?"

  Xiao Yi nodded frantically and said, "That's right! That's the principle! We call it 'carrying out heaven's will'! Think about it, these two pythons, even if they haven't harmed many small animals, when they walk on the road, they'll inevitably harm some flowers and grasses. Who knows, maybe there are a few vines under their bodies right now!"

  As soon as she heard this, Lan Man's anger rose from her heart and evil thoughts emerged. She pinched the Buddhist rosary in her hand and stared at Xiao Yi, saying: "Then what are you waiting for? Let's go down and uphold justice! If you want to see such things, during ** season, just stand in the fields and they're everywhere!"

  This remark made Xiao Yi speechless, thinking to himself why he liked watching this kind of thing. If he really liked it, did he need to go out? He could just search for "Animal World" online! Besides, did he think the 1TB hard drive was just for decoration?!

  However, for this rustic fellow Xiao Yi who had never been in contact with computers and the internet, he could only patiently explain: "I didn't mean it that way, you take a look at these two pythons themselves, they're not easy to mess with, do you think we can just go up and chop them like vegetables like before?"

  Xiao Yi really wanted to tell Lan Man directly that the two pythons were BOSS! But if he did, he would have to go through the trouble of explaining what a BOSS was, so it's better to just tell Lan Man that the two pythons are not easy to deal with.

  Lan Man looked at the python and then nodded shyly, saying: "Sorry about that, Xiao Yige. I was impulsive. These two guys are indeed not easy to deal with. So, what do you think we should do?"

  Xiao Yigao pinched his chin thoughtfully for a long time before speaking: "There is no good way to do it now, and we can only wait!"

  Xiao Yi was actually just putting off Lan Man, because he hadn't thought of a good solution yet, so he had to wait!

  This game is different from others, you only have five chances to revive, and each use reduces one. Without a complete grasp, Xiao Yi could only choose to wait, waiting for the opponent to reveal some flaws before making another move!

  Five minutes have passed??????

  Ten minutes have passed??????

  An hour has passed just like that!

  Apart from being unable to think of a better way, Xiao Yi couldn't help but admire the male snake's endurance. Seeing him still so energetic and lively now was truly enviable!

  No wonder they say that the snake whip of a male snake can become a great tonic, eating what supplements what, and maybe if you eat too much, you'll also have the ability to transform like a male snake!

  "Xiao Yige, what you mean by waiting wouldn't be wanting to see others finish things for you, would it?" Lan Man's tone was full of distrust as she played with her hair on one side.

  Xiao Yi's heart was extremely embarrassed, he was indeed being wronged!

  But just as he was about to explain, something suddenly happened. The male snake that had been entwined with the female just a moment before was now lying stiffly on the ground, its body shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye!

  Xiao Yi was shocked and lost his color! This is also a bit too against the sky, can it be said that when the male snake is excited, its whole body is congested? At this rate of shrinking, where will he go to find the snake whip later?

  Xiao Yi picked up his weapon and charged down, thinking to himself: "Snake brother, you must hold on! As a man, you can't let your whole family perish!"