Chapter 45: Scissor Self-Defense
Emma, Xiao Yi said earlier that there was something good to forget about, and after making a fuss for half a day, it turned out to be this matter!
Of course, it shouldn't be such a calm expression now. The goddess just said she trusted him, and now he has the goddess's underwear in his pocket, what kind of rhythm is this? Later on, won't he be torn apart by others!
It's just that this matter is a small thing, mainly because Xiao Yi feels that he can't show his face to that person, and how dark he is to do such a thing!
At first, he didn't think so much, now that something has happened, it's too late for regrets. It seems that I'm still young and inexperienced in many things. Before, I shouldn't have hidden my underwear in my body, just find a place to put it away, anyway, at that time, it was already certain that Ning Yu wouldn't come back, as long as the things inside this house are all mine?
Now it's good, it's like having a time bomb on me, taking it out is not continuing to hide is not good, so embarrassing!
Of course, this kind of thing must not be acknowledged. Who would be stupid enough to honestly tell someone that the underwear is with them, and they thought it was pretty so they wanted to keep it as a collection? You still have many other underwear, giving me these two pieces shouldn't be a problem, right?
"Huh? What's with the underwear, how would I know?" Xiao Yu's face showed a puzzled expression as he looked up to answer Ning Yu Yan, after saying this, he immediately lowered his head and continued eating, afraid that his face might reveal an unnatural expression.
"Rain" stormed back in front of Xiao Yu, snatched the chopsticks out of his hand and said seriously: "I clearly put it in the bathroom that day, why did I find it missing when I went past today?! It's just you at home, if it wasn't you who did it, could underwear and socks grow legs and run away by themselves?!"
"Cough cough, who knows, maybe there really is such a supernatural event."
"Don't mess with me, don't you think this is terrifying?! I'm telling you, if you return my stuff now, I can pretend nothing happened. I understand that you boys are more interested in girls' bodies, it's okay, it's normal. Be good and return the things to sister, and sister won't say anything about you!"
Looking at Xing Yu's so gentle expression, Xiao Yi almost couldn't bear to take things out of his body.
But when he saw the sharp glint in Jing Yu's eyes, he knew he couldn't do it. If he really believed this woman, then he would be dead and buried today! Even thinking about it with his knees, he knew that such things were unforgivable.
"I really didn't take it, don't make things difficult for me, think about whether you put it somewhere and forgot?" Xiao Yi decided to stick to his story!
Now, let's consider that if he admits to this matter, not only will there be no benefits, but it will also bring him fatal disaster. However, if he doesn't admit it, obviously without evidence, Cong Yu can't do anything to him, and he can still get the two collectibles for free. What should be done is very clear!
It's true, the meaning of life is to slack off??????
Looking at Xiao Yu's determined expression, Ning Yuxi suddenly felt a sense of powerlessness. In fact, there was only one person in this house, and that was Xiao Yu. This thing must have been done by him, which is also why Ning Yuxi rushed out to question Xiao Yu for the first time.
However, there is no evidence now, and Cong Yu Xiao can't find any stolen goods. As for Xiao Yi, she really has no way to deal with her.
And thinking that those intimate clothes of hers might have been held and played with by Xiao Yu for a long time, Jingyu's face flushed with heat!
After thinking for a while, she suddenly smiled slyly at Xiao Yu and said: "Xiao Yu brother, why don't you just return the things to their owner? I know it must be you who took them. How about this, those two things I just changed out of are not clean! If you really like them, I'll give you two new ones right now?"
"I just like the ones that have just been changed, cough, my meaning is to say that I really didn't take anything, and I'm not interested in those things of yours either. So what, if you continue to pester me like this, I'll consider it as sexual harassment!"
Xiao Yi felt for the first time in his life that living in a society ruled by law was such a happy thing, even when doing bad things, there were laws to guarantee his basic rights!
Looking at the boy in front of her who was not afraid of being scalded by boiling water, Jing Yu said with gritted teeth: "Fine! You win, then keep it as a memento!" After that, she stormed back to her room.
"Look at you, saying I didn't take it, honestly! Making me out to be some kind of underwear maniac! Nowadays girls are too reckless when doing things! What's with the hammer, what do you plan on doing? Can't we just talk this through?" Seeing Ning Yu holding a hammer that she had somehow found in her room, Xiao Yi's face was filled with terror. It wasn't worth risking lives over two small trinkets!
Ying Yu looked at Xiao Yi with a very unpleasant expression and said, "What else can we do? Of course, we need to change the lock. I don't want someone sneaking into my room at night and stealing my clothes!"
Xiao Yi felt embarrassed and ashamed, realizing that he had become a pervert in other people's eyes. This wasn't good.
"If someone really sneaked into your room, who would still go get underwear? I'm stupid, right? At that time, I'll just take action directly against you!" Xiao Yu whispered, of course, this kind of talk couldn't be heard by Qingyu.
"What's wrong with you, you're really framing me! I think this is not good, look at me, I didn't do anything like that, why should I be suspected for no reason? You've deeply hurt my fragile heart. By the way, aren't you used to sleepwalking? Who knows if it was you who put things elsewhere while sleepwalking before? I suggest you'd better search carefully!"
Xiao Yi thought that from now on, he should not be called Xiao Yi anymore. He might as well change his name to Clever Young Master. The possibility of such nonsense was something he could also think of, and it was invincible!
However, the effect was very good. After hearing these words, Ning Yu Jian hesitated for a moment. She also knew that she had a habit of sleepwalking and sometimes would really put things in other places.
However, after hesitating for a moment, Ning Yucai swung the hammer in his hand again and looked at Xiao Yi with disdain, saying: "Then I'll change the lock too, I don't trust you now!"
I couldn't take it anymore, Xiao Yi said. If you don't trust me, why do you have to live in this place? Your house is so big, besides, we've been together for three years, but only recently started understanding each other!
But anyway, it seems that the underwear crisis is now over. Looking at Ning Yu's expression, he doesn't seem to be very sure about this matter either, which is good!
Xiao Yi decided that tonight, whenever he had time, he would casually put Cong Yu's underwear somewhere and after a while, Cong Yu might discover it, and this matter would be perfectly resolved.
"I'm going! Damn it, I'm really a genius, and indeed doing this kind of thing requires high IQ!"
It seems that Ning Yu's decision to change the lock is destined, and this will not have any impact on Xiao Yi himself. He didn't plan to sneak into someone's room at night to do something from the beginning!
Of course, Xiao Yi would not come forward to help. Since they were being so defensive, why would he go up and do something? Perhaps if he went up to help, they would think he had some ulterior motive, wanting to sneak out and make a copy of the key. So now that he's here to help, he's making a model of the key.
Xiao Yi still can't figure out many things until now, what's going on between him and Ning Yu Shi?
Two people have been in contact recently, and at first, Ning Yu said that she had run away from home and came to stay temporarily.
At that time, Xiao Yi didn't think much and agreed. Logically speaking, since they had made amends with the old man of their household, she should have gone back to live there; continuing to live here would be what?
Logically, there must be something in this place that attracts Cong Yu to make her continue to live here. What Cong Yu said earlier about liking the feeling of living in this place made Xiao Yi very unacceptable, just because of this, she had to live with a man who was not very familiar with her, which seemed absurd no matter how you looked at it.
"Could it be that Qingyu Xiao has a crush on me?" Xiao Yi couldn't help but think to himself.
But he couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of his own thought, which was even more ridiculous than Cong Yu's behavior.
Xiao Yi had a very clear understanding of what kind of person he was. If he was really the kind of man who could attract even goddess-like girls, why hadn't any other girl said she liked him in all these years?
He thought for half a day and couldn't think of any reason, so Xiao Yu gave up. In any case, now that Qingyu Jian continues to live here, he should feel happy, being able to be under the same roof as his goddess every day is a kind of happiness. As for the specific reasons, Xiao Yu was too lazy to think about it, anyway, it seemed like he didn't have anything worth plotting against Qingyu Jian.
Maybe everything is just like what Ning Yu said, she just wanted to find a friend, and then Xiao Yu happened to appear at this time, and also satisfied Ning Yu's definition of the concept of friends. Then she just wanted to stay with her friend, after all, there can be pure friendship between men and women too! Hehe, I think even Xiao Yu himself doesn't believe in this!
"I said, just leave the hammer alone after using it. By the way, why did you take this pair of scissors back to your room?"
Jing Yu's head turned sharply, then with a mischievous grin, he said to Xiao Yi: "Of course it's for self-defense! If you dare to have any ulterior motives, I'll chop you off!"
Xiao Yidong suddenly felt that Ji Kui was very tight.

