Chapter 38: Can't Not Play

  Xiao Yi could be said to have lost his soul and fallen apart as he walked back home, he didn't dare believe what had happened today! Yesterday or even today, he was still chatting happily with the goddess in his heart, but who would have thought that suddenly he would offend his own goddess!

  Happiness came too suddenly, Xiao Yi was completely unprepared. Happiness went away too suddenly, Xiao Yi didn't even have a chance to savor the taste of happiness.

  "You don't even have this bit of determination, Xiao Yu, how could you do that back then? It's too reckless! You're destined to be a loser for the rest of your life!" Xiao Yu severely despised himself in his heart.

  But life has to go on, can't just stop living because one's goddess is gone, it's hard for a loser like me to have a goddess anyway.

  After going home, he casually ate something and then dived into the game. Now only the game can comfort him, he even doesn't want to watch Japanese movies anymore. At least in the game, there is still Yuanyuan, although hugging Yuanyuan will get him struck by lightning, but now Xiao Yu feels that he needs a little comfort, being struck by lightning is okay, it's not like he hasn't been struck before!

  "Dear Wanyan, I miss you so much, come over and give me a hug. If not, how about we kiss?"

  As expected, they still didn't kiss in the end. Actually, now Yuwen is not very resistant to Xiao Yi's hug after meeting him, at least when Xiao Yi's two hands are relatively honest, she doesn't mind much.

  But if Xiao Yi crosses this boundary, then it's going to be troublesome. When the time comes, the Five Thunderbolt will inevitably fall on his head!

  Of course, sometimes Xiao Yi thought very much like Ah Q, if he continued to hold on to this idea, it was possible that one day Yuanyuan would get used to it and even kissing him wouldn't be a problem. Thinking about this, Xiao Yi felt that being struck by lightning a few times now wasn't a problem!

  After tidying up his hair that had been messed up by the lightning, Xiao Yidang calmly asked: "What's the plan for today? Are there any tasks? By the way, we're about to reach level 10. I remember the old man in the newbie village who issued a task, if we can't complete it, not only will our experience and levels be deducted, but also those grandpas and grannies will chase us around and kill us!"

  Wan Wan nodded and said: "I've already helped you prepare the materials, you see, there aren't many BOSSes wandering around in the newbie area, you've already taken down two before, now as far as I know, there are only two left, and they're both male, you really have good luck!"

  Xiao Yixin said yes, if he himself had bad luck, whether he could graduate smoothly from the novice village was a problem, and he might become the most tragic player in history!

  "There is a level 7 wild boar monster, we didn't notice it when we were killing the wild boars, I only found out after checking the data that it requires specific conditions to appear! The other one is a level 10 monkey, I suggest you deal with the wild boar monster first, the monkey is too difficult for you now, if you add blue vines there might be hope!"

  Xiao Yi was overjoyed, no wonder all the big bosses needed a secretary, it seemed that having a secretary was indeed useful, and could help him with a lot of work, making his life much easier!

  "Come on, Wannuan is so well-behaved! Brother will give you a lollipop as a reward. Here you go, this thing is really delicious! Go play now!"

  Xiao Yi unexpectedly really pulled out a lollipop and stuffed it into Wanwan's hand, the lollipop was something he bought on impulse when he was buying instant noodles on his way back, this thing is simply a magical artifact for coaxing little girls to accompany you home to watch goldfish!

  Xiao Yi started to carefully examine the materials in his hand after Xiang Wanwan went to one side to eat a lollipop. After finishing reading the materials, Xiao Yi was so angry that he wanted to curse!

  Not to mention the terrifying information about the level 10 monster, even the level 7 wild boar that Xiao Yu had to deal with made him cry and laugh at the same time!

  Xiao Yixin said no wonder at that time did not see the shadow of wild boar, after making a big fuss for half a day the owner appeared is conditional.

  The first requirement is that the average level of players who hunt monsters in that place cannot exceed ten levels. If it exceeds, the landlord is not a fool and knows he can't beat them, so why would he still go up to die?

  Secondly, among the players who are fighting monsters, there must be a pretty girl. As for what the standard is for judging how pretty she is, Xiao Yi doesn't know, but in any case, there needs to be a pretty girl!

  Wanwan is just an APC, it can't directly participate in battles, so the system defaults to this person not existing. Therefore, if Xiao Yi really wants to get rid of the wild boar monster, he must go find a female player to team up with, there's no room for compromise on this point.

  It's unreliable for a girl to disguise herself as a boy. Let alone whether the system will identify Xiao Yi as a woman in the future, even if she disguises herself as a man, Xiao Yi doesn't have much confidence in her appearance! It's all because of bad timing!!!!!!

  Fortunately, Xiao Yi got to know a female player in this bird's nest-like newbie village. After Lan Man arrived, Xiao Yi decided to set off. A small BOSS of level 7 is just a gift of experience!

  "Are these kinds of guys, like the Wild Boar General and the Heavenly Marshal, all of this character? They hide when they meet someone stronger than themselves, but jump out to bully those weaker than them, and every single one of them is so lecherous!" Xiao Yu muttered to himself.

  Besides, he couldn't figure out another thing: having eaten pork for so many years, why had he never remembered seeing pig whip at a pork stall?

  Pig waist is seen, but pig whip is really unseen, are they all left by the butcher? That thing is also a great supplement.

  It's also wrong, if it were really good stuff, the butcher would definitely sell it. You know that bullwhip and donkey whip are very valuable!

  After sending a message to Lan Can, Xiao Yi waited boredly, and at the same time, he added all the attribute points sent by the upgraded system during this period.

  Xiao Yijiu is now at level 9, and after upgrading one more level, the first stage of cultivation will be completed. It's said that when reaching level 10, the skill points plus the first meridian diagram on his panel will be lit up, which will provide him with a significant attribute bonus!

  Under the boredom, Xiao Yu also took out a stick of rock candy. It is said that when you are heartbroken, eating a stick of rock candy will make your mood better. Of course, Xiao Yu has no experience in this, after all, he has never been heartbroken before. Today's incident doesn't count as heartbreak either!

  "Wanwan, you said that if I level up to 100 in this game, wouldn't it be possible for me to ascend to the heavens in the real world?" Anyway, since he had nothing better to do, Xiao Yu decided to have a good chat with his helper.

  The Immortal Cultivation Road has a real effect on the physical body in the real world, and Xiao Yi has now confirmed that it is indeed very effective. The muscles on his own body are not fake.

  But he thinks it's a bit fabricated to say that you can really become an immortal later, this is simply not in line with reality.

  "In theory, it's like this. I think you should have a feel for it by now. After some time has passed and your level is higher, the effect will become even more pronounced. At that point, you'll be able to use the skills from the game in the real world too!"

  This is too sharp! Xiao Yi was still listless just now, but after hearing these words, he suddenly became spirited!

  In the outside world, it's actually possible to use the skills from the Cultivation Road. Isn't that too fantastical? At that time, wouldn't I be invincible in the world? What about Superman, Thor, Wolverine, and Batman? They're all just trash with combat power less than five!

  In that case, even if you want to dominate the entire world, it's just a matter of thought!

  "Speaking of which, I'm really interested in this kind of thing. When can I actually use the skills from the game outside?"

  Xiao Yi was very excited and didn't say whether he wanted to rule the world or not, but if that were the case, wouldn't picking up girls be easy as pie!

  Imagine a scene like this, walking with your girlfriend on the street at night, and she suddenly stares at the stars in the sky and says, "The night sky is so beautiful, the stars are so beautiful, dear, can you help me pick up the stars?"

  Xiao Yi then shouted loudly and transformed, riding on clouds and fog to fly up into the sky, lightly and easily plucking down the stars.

  Will the girl still not be crazy about him by then?

  "Alright, alright, this information was supposed to be something you figured out yourself, but who made me so close to you? Give me ten more of those stick candies and I'll tell you!" Yuanyuan stretched out her hand with an air of entitlement, which suddenly made Xiao Yu feel a deep sadness. What a good kid, already learning bad habits!

  "In theory, as long as you reach level 20 and accept the job transfer task to get your own transferred profession, you can use skills in the outside world! However, let's make some things clear first. In order to maintain balance in your world, the game system has added many restrictive conditions. Before level 70, when using skills, you must not be seen by others. If someone sees you, you must erase them within 20 minutes, otherwise, you will be killed by the system, I'm not joking!"

  Xiao Yi's smile froze on his face. It was all good at first, but later they added a condition that meant he would never be able to use his skills for the rest of his life?

  If you can't kill the person who sees you using your skills within twenty minutes, then you'll be dead, this is simply the Seven Wounds Fist, killing a thousand enemies while injuring eight hundred of yourself!

  "Is there any way to solve this problem?" Xiao Yi asked with a hint of hope, after all, he had a good relationship with Wanwan, and Wanwan was obviously close to the system, couldn't they give him some preferential treatment?

  Wan Wan shook her head and said, "No way, unless the other party is also a participant in the game. Or if your level in the game reaches 70 or above. This is actually a measure taken by the system to protect you. You should know that before reaching level 70, there are still things in your world that can harm you! So don't act too non-human!"

  "Bullshit protection, isn't this crappy game just trying to keep its secrets from being discovered by too many people?! I'm not playing anymore!"

  "I'm so sorry, I forgot to tell you that if you don't log in to the game within a week, your account will be deleted! By then, you as a person will also be erased!"

  "What kind of crappy setting is this?!"