The 30th Return: Huang San's Gambit Wins the Bet, but the Rabbit Spirit Suffers a Bloody Defeat

  As the saying goes, one kind of rice feeds a hundred kinds of people. In this world, there is a type of person who can be described as either "a newborn calf not fearing a tiger" or "not knowing what's good for them". Long'er Ding Guangxian is far more capable than Huang Shiren. When he saw the Tian Xuan Zong give Huang Shiren the Zi Fu Lei in the great hall, his heart was filled with envy, jealousy and hatred.

  Zhānghéi Léi's skills are unmatched by any other immortal in the world, and as a result, his disciples have also made great progress. The most formidable among them is Duō Bǎo Dào Rén. Dìng Guāng Xiān has also learned it quite well, but his lightning is transformed from his own immortal power, so naturally, it can't compare to the heavenly thunder. This Huáng Shìrén, what virtue and ability does he have? A foolish and arrogant person like him, how could he possess the fourth-ranked Zǐ Fǔ Léi?!

  Returning to the cave, Ding Guang Xian couldn't sit still, thinking to himself: Huang Shi Ren is just a foolish and arrogant person. I'll go deceive him, as long as I get my hands on the Purple Mansion Thunder, even if Palm Heart Thunder's skills are formidable, they won't be a match for me. Even if Master blames me, I have an excuse - how could the mighty Purple Mansion Thunder fall into an outsider's hands?

  The more he thought about it, the more De Guangxian felt that he was clever, and without even calling out, he rushed over.

  Huang Shiren didn't say anything special, Jin Daxiang's side was overjoyed. This guy didn't drink wine or eat food, he just stood with his hands clasped together, watching and laughing.

  "Master Ding Guang, I don't know what kind of business you and I are doing?" said Huang Shi Ren.

  Ding Guang Xian smiled and took out a jade bottle from his immortal bag. He opened it, and the room was suddenly filled with an incomparable fragrance.

  "Huang Shixiong, what do you think of this golden elixir?" Ding Guangxian handed the jade bottle to Huang Shiran, saying with a smile.

  Huang Shi-ren took it over and saw that there were twenty or thirty golden elixirs the size of longans in the bottle. He poured one out and placed it on his palm, only to see that the elixir was rolling around rapidly, with intricate patterns and emitting an extremely pure and thick immortal energy, knowing that it was a good elixir.

  "This elixir of mine, each and every one is a Six-Turn Golden Elixir, totaling twenty-one pills. They were all rewards from my master since I followed him." Ding Guang Xian saw Huang Shi Ren drooling all over the floor, and was delighted in his heart.

  This long-eared Ding Guang Xian is indeed a pitiful person. In terms of cultivation, among the many immortals of Jue Jiao, he is only mediocre. However, he has some thoughts and often flatters people, so Tian Xiang Jiao Zhu sometimes takes care of him. These 21 six-turn golden elixirs were all given to him by Tian Xiang Jiao Zhu when he was in a good mood. After exhausting countless years and months, Ding Guang Xian finally accumulated this many. Only Ding Guang Xian himself understands the hardships involved. If it weren't for his interest in Huang Shi Ren's purple mansion thunder, how could Ding Guang Xian possibly take out such precious treasures?

  "Sixth Turn Golden Elixir!" Huang Shiren exclaimed in shock, his face revealing an extremely astonished expression.

  Dan has nine turns, and Huang Shiren previously only brought a bag of five-turn golden elixir from Lu Ya, although the difference between five turns and six turns sounds like just one turn, but in reality there is a world of difference. To put it bluntly, it's the difference between a landline phone and a mobile phone.

  "Huang Shixiong is now a true immortal of Taiyi, with more than 20 six-turn golden elixirs, he may be able to break through in one move and enter the ranks of Taiyi Golden Immortals." Ding Guang Xian fanned the flames on the side.

  "That's too good! I've always dreamed of refining a Golden Immortal. Brother Ding Guang is so kind to me, it's truly unspeakable! You're really something, brother, giving gifts that are so valuable, I feel embarrassed, thank you!" After speaking, Huang Shi Ren was about to put the bottle of Golden Elixir into his bosom.

  Ding Guang was so frightened that his mouth was trembling, and he grabbed onto something tightly.

  This guy wants to steal my Golden Elixir!? Not so easy!

  "Huang Shixiong, this golden elixir is not a gift from me. I just said it earlier, we're going to make a deal!" Ding Guangxian hastily clarified.

  "Emotions aren't gifts you can give me! Dingsheng, you're going too far!" Huang Shiren angrily said.

  "Brother Huang is really good at joking." Although Ding Guangxian's face was smiling, in his heart, he had already cursed eight generations of Huang Shiren's ancestors.

  "What does Master Ding Guang plan to do with his business?" Huang Shi-ren asked directly.

  Ding Guang smiled slyly and greedily stared at Huang Shi Ren's chest, saying: "If Brother Huang takes out the thing that our master gave you just now, I'll hand over this jade bottle of six-turn golden elixir with both hands. How about it?"

  Damn it! Huang Shiren cursed inwardly, what a lack of propriety, actually catching the attention of Zi Fu Lei.

  "What is this thing that Ding Guang said?" Huang Shi-ren took out the jade slip and slapped it on the table, and Ding Guang's eyes widened.

  "Huang Shixiong, you don't know this, but I'm cultivating the Palm Thunder. The thunder energy in this jade slip is not suitable for someone of your background. Without these six cycles of Golden Elixir, it's not easy to obtain." said Ding Guang Xian.

  To be honest, Huang Shiren really wants Ding Guangxian's twenty-one 6-turn golden elixirs. With these golden elixirs, he might actually be able to break through and enter the Taiyi Golden Immortal level. Even if he were offered the Purple Mansion Thunder in exchange, it would still be absolutely impossible!

  What's good! Good old Huang, with a flicker of his eyes, a plan formed in his mind.

  "Ding Guang, you're talking nonsense! This Purple Mansion Thunder is the fourth-ranked divine thunder in the top ten of the heavenly and earthly realms. Besides my family, no one else has it! Your elixir may be a six-turn product, but others have it too. As the saying goes, 'rarity makes something valuable', I'm losing out on this deal!" Huang Shiren said with his eyes open.

  Ding Guang Xian cursed inwardly. Who would have thought that this foolish young man was quite familiar with the Purple Mansion's Lei? If they didn't shed some blood today, it would be really hard to deal with him.

  Forget it!

  Ding Guang Xian sniffed his nose and took out a treasure from his bosom, placing it in front of Huang Shi Ren. It was a pair of flying cymbals, neither gold nor silver, with auspicious aura radiating in thousands of ways, indeed an extraordinary treasure!

  "Huang Shixiong, this pair of flying claws is made from my two front teeth and is sharper than anything else. When I throw it out, it spins around rapidly and can spin around a person's head in the blink of an eye, making it a deadly weapon. Together with that bottle of Golden Elixir, I'll trade it for your Jade Ruler. I wonder if you're willing to make the exchange, Huang Shixiong?" Ding Guang Xian had finally played his trump card.

  He has very few treasures, and this flying guillotine is his only offensive weapon, which he values more than his life.

  Huang Shiren looked at Fei Zhong and then glanced at the jade bottle, hesitated and said: "The two together, it's not impossible."

  "Then thank you, Master Huang!" Ding Guangxian was overjoyed and thought to himself that this guy was indeed a fool. He stood up and was about to take the jade slip, but was pressed down by Huang Shiren's palm.

  "Hey, Ding Guang, I haven't agreed yet!"

  "Didn't you just say it was okay?!"

  "That's all I have to say!" Huang Shiren opened his eyes and sat down quietly.

  "Ding Guang, my younger brother, these two things are both treasures. Mine is also a treasure. Exchanging them back and forth isn't fun. I'm Old Huang, who's always been good at gambling. Today, why not gamble on it? If you win, the jade pendant plus your treasure, take them all away. Of course, if I win, everything belongs to me. What do you say, younger brother?"

  This big brother! Jin Dashi is over there, and I don't know what kind of medicine Huang Shiren is selling in his gourd. Seeing Huang Shiren wanting to make a bet with someone, he was shocked. He wanted to remind him, but then thought that this cheap brother had a belly full of bad water, so he wouldn't lose out, and let it go.

  Ding Guang was stunned by Huang Shi-ren's words and said: "I don't know what kind of betting method Brother Huang is talking about?"

  Huang Shiren scratched his ear and cheek, thought for a moment, and said: "Let's have a contest of magical powers."

  Fight the law? Jin Dashi covered Huang Shiren's mouth with one hand and said in a low voice, "Big brother, your brain was struck by lightning! He is a true immortal of Taiyi, you are a true immortal of Dali, how can you fight him?"

  Huang Shiren laughed and said: "You rascal! You've been with me for so long, when have you ever seen your brother suffer a loss? Don't worry about it."

  Ding Guangxian saw two people whispering to each other, especially Jin Daxing's panicked face, and his heart was overjoyed: "This cheap person, I thought what kind of gamble it was, it turned out to be a fight against me, really ignorant of the heights of heaven and earth. A small Taiyi True Immortal like you, in my hands, can still make any waves! This Zi Fu Lei must be mine!"

  "Huang Shixiong, since you want to compete in magic, I also can't lose face, okay, let's compete!" Ding Guangxian hastily agreed to prevent Huang Shiren from backing out.

  "Ding Guang, have you thought it through?" Huang Shi-ren smiled and said: "Once you agree, there's no going back!"

  "That's natural!" Ding Guang Xian picked up his flying disc and said: "I don't know if you want to cross hands or compare skills, Younger Brother?"

  Huang Shiren shook his head: "Neither."

  "What do you want to compare?" Ding Guang asked in puzzlement.

  Huang Shiren's gaze wandered over Ding Guangxian's body, lingering longest at his crotch, causing Ding Guangxian to feel a chill run down his spine.

  What does this guy want to do?!

  Huang Shiren yawned and said, "What's the point of all these moves and techniques? No creativity. Alright, Diguang, let's make a bet like ordinary people. We won't use any immortal stances or magic. Let's just pull out something from our own bodies at random. Whoever gets the longer one wins, whoever gets the shorter one loses. How about it?"

  "Big brother, do you have something long on your body!? I've seen that thing of yours before, although it's quite impressive, but it may not be comparable to Ding Guang's." Jin Da Sheng became nervous again and glanced at Huang Shi Ren's crotch.

  Huang Shiren ignored him and said: "Ding Guang, how are you?"

  Ding Guang was truly proud in his heart at this time, thinking that he was a rabbit spirit, the longest one, and that was his pair of long ears. Now that he had revealed his true form, these ears were 1.8 meters long. Huang Shiren's longest tail was only about 1.6 meters, how could he be his opponent!

  Ding Guangxian was a great immortal of Daluo, and with one glance at Huang Shiren, he saw right through him. Without hesitation, he agreed to help.

  Two people signed and drew a seal. Ding Guangxian revealed his true form: a snow-white giant rabbit with ears that were one zhang eight chi long.

  "Huang Shixiong, my ear is one zhang eight chi, your longest tail is only one zhang six chi, I've definitely won!" Ding Guangxian burst out laughing.

  "Not necessarily." Huang Shiran chuckled and whooshed his pants down, revealing a snowy white patch.

  Ding Guang was so frightened that he retreated and walked away hastily, his eyes wide with fear and his tongue tied as he stuttered: "Huang Shixiong, what are you trying to do?!"

  Huang Shiren let out a sly laugh, and one of his paws reached behind the chrysanthemum, rummaging around for half a day, making Jin Dashi feel nauseous to the point of vomiting. Only then did he take out an object and place it on the table.

  This thing is a bit bigger than a wax ball, with white flowers bunched together, and I have no idea what it is, but the smell is overwhelming.

  Ding Guangxian saw that he had come up with such a thing, and his heart was greatly delighted. He thought to himself: Such a small trinket is certainly no match for my earrings.

  "Ding Guang, this is the pest that has been hiding in my chrysanthemum. Haha, it's my essence." Then, he shouted loudly: "Da Sheng, unfold slowly!"

  I'll show you my mother's chicken legs! Jin Dashi is so disgusting, I want to punch him, but I'm worried that he'll lose his treasure, and I don't care about the disgust anymore. Holding my breath, I bend down, carefully parting it open, finding the head of that annoying insect, slowly unfolding it, this unfold is quite long, like a thread, getting longer and longer, finally discovering that this bug is over two zhang long!

  "Sorry, Dharma brother Ding Guang. No choice." Huang Shi Ren let out a sly laugh and winked at Da Sheng, who naturally understood. He reached out his hand and took the flying pan and golden elixir over.

  "Halt!" Ding Guang's immortal energy surged with the Five Spirits' divine collision, and his Triple Flame burned in his chest. Seeing that his two precious treasures were about to fall into someone else's hands, how could he not be anxious?

  "Alright, Ding Guang! I'll admit defeat if I lose! You've lost, everything belongs to me, do you want to fight to the death?! Although you're a great Luotian immortal, I'm not afraid of you. I can burst through Wenshu sister's face door and also burst through your chrysanthemum! Even if it gets noisy all the way to Tongtian Sect Master's place, I'll still be in the right!" Good old Huang tore off his foolish face from earlier, revealing a ferocious expression, and pulled out his Wind and Thunder staff, letting out a cold laugh.

  Grandma's, it's best you take action. If you do, I'll be done with you. All the treasures on your body will be mine. If we make a scene and get caught, you'll have no excuse, it's all for nothing! Hurry up and take action!

  Huang Shiren was eager for Ding Guangxian to make a move as soon as possible.

  "Alas!" Ding Guang's feet stomped and he cried out in anguish: "You've killed me! Huang, you win!"

  Covering his face and walking away!

  Lost the wife and lost the soldiers, originally wanted to deceive Zifu Lei, didn't expect not to see Mao, his own two things lost completely!

  Ding Guang Xian was so angry that he gritted his teeth and stumbled away.

  "Great job, Big Brother!" Jin Daxiang was overjoyed!

  "Hey, you dare to touch my butt!" Huang Shiran chuckled and put the jade bottle in his bosom, then tossed the flying scissors to Jin Dasheng, saying: "Dasheng, keep this little thing for shaving your beard."

  "Thanks, Big Brother!" Jin Daxiang received the flying pan with great joy.

  "Study hard and in a few days, follow me to make a fortune." Huang Shiren smiled and said something that made Jin Dashi scratch his head.

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