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Episode 115: Ah Bao beats the drum on the border, Huang San cheats with a lantern

  The first one hundred and fifteen chapters of A Bao's drumming on the border, Huang San cheats with lanterns.

  And then there's that scoundrel Huang Shiren, who colluded with Lu Ya to impersonate a Daoist priest and swindle the Lantern Festival Daoist of one vote. After finishing his white-faced act, he started performing his red-faced act, donning a bright red Daoist robe, swaggering all the way up the mountain.

  Not yet at the waist of the mountain, he heard someone behind him calling out "Big Brother", and rushed over with his head.

  Huang Shiren was startled and thought someone was hitting him with a club, so he pulled out his Wind and Thunder Club to strike back.

  "Big brother, ah! Me!" The man was also startled and quickly stopped in his tracks, with a face full of forced smiles.

  A Taoist with a goat-like beard, triangular eyes and sharp mouth, riding on a black tiger, with the Lei Gong whip hanging from his waist, who else could it be but Shen Gong Bao?

  "Ah, it's you, my younger brother!" Huang Shiren exclaimed as he saw Shen Gongbao, put away the Wind and Thunder Mace, opened his arms wide, and gave him a big hug.

  "Good brother, I'm so dead!"

  "Big brother, I miss you too!"

  Two despicable people embracing on the mountain slope, equally obscene and shameless, making one's hair stand on end.

  Shen Gongbao, since becoming sworn brothers with Huang Shiren after their last meeting, the two had never seen each other again. Shen Gongbao listened to Huang Shiren's words and became an undercover agent in Xikunlun, occasionally passing on messages to Old Huang. This guy was originally clever and changed his previous appearance, being polite to Jiang Ziya and also showing great respect to the Twelve Sages of the Xuandao Sect, flattering them excessively, making everyone think he had changed for the better, naturally improving their impression of him, and today is a good day too.

  "Brother Xian, how did you end up at Lingyue Mountain?" The two men exchanged pleasantries for a while before Huang Shiren asked.

  Shen Gong Bao chuckled: "Big brother, you asked the right question. I'm currently in Xikunlun with nothing much to do. Among so many people in the sect, only the deputy sect leader treats me kindly, so when I have free time, I come over to visit."

  "You're here to learn the Tao of Lantern Making, aren't you?" Shen Gongbao's cunning mind was not something Huang Shiren could see through.

  "Hahaha." Shen Gongbao sneered and continued, "Big brother, you're not living a carefree life in the Eastern Land, why did you run to Lingjiu Mountain?"

  Looking at Huang Shiren, Shen Gongbao was truly admiring to the point of death. Thinking back, when he last saw him, his cultivation was really embarrassing, but now? Not only did he become a great Luo true immortal, but also the news that he founded Taoism has already spread throughout the fairy world. With such good luck, Shen Gongbao's eyes were hot at the same time, and he secretly congratulated himself on having worshiped such a big brother back then.

  Huang Shiren sighed and said, "Isn't it just fleeing for one's life?"

  "Escaping with his life?" Shen Gongbao was taken aback.

  "Now I've established my own sect, and become a street rat that everyone shouts to beat. The Eastern Land is almost impossible to mix in, so I ran to the Western side. On one hand, it's to temporarily avoid, on the other hand, I also want to find a sacred mountain as the main altar for my Taoist teachings." Huang Shiren chuckled.

  "Oh, I see." Shen Gongbao was quick-witted and hastily said: "Big brother, you're not interested in this Lingyue Mountain, are you?"

  "Is this mountain called Lingyue Mountain?" Huang Shiran feigned a look of surprise.

  "Not bad." Shen Gongbao nodded and said: "If Big Brother has taken a liking to this mountain, it's unlikely, this is the cave mansion of the Huo Deng Dao people."

  "Ah, I see! What a pity!" Huang Shiren slapped his thigh and looked regretful, then said: "No matter, I have always admired Master Fung Lam, since we're here, why not go visit him and have a drink?"

  "Brother said it well! Follow me!" Sheng Gongbao was delighted to see Huang Shiren willing to make friends with the Lantern Master.

  Shen Gong led the way in front, Huang Shiren followed behind, and after a short while, they arrived at Yuanjue Cave.

  Only to see a mess outside the cave, Shen Gongbao was greatly surprised, and called out twice, but no one answered.

  "What's going on? How did Master's cave get robbed?!?" Shen Gongbao was puzzled, the two entered the cave and saw Fung Lam Tao Ren sitting on a mat, sighing, his severed arm had just recovered, his face was pale.

  "Teacher, what's going on?" Shen Gongbao asked hastily.

  Reng Dengdao raised his head and saw Shen Gongbao, let out a sigh, then looked at Huang Shiren standing behind Shen Gongbao, and was taken aback.

  "Ah Piao, who is this?" asked Lantern Carrier.

  "Oh, Master, this is my sworn brother, Lu Ya's junior, Huang Shi Ren, also known as Huang San Tai, the current leader of Taoism." Shen Gong Bao and Ruan Deng Dao Ren wore a pair of pants while preaching, not afraid that Ruan Deng would find out about his relationship with Huang Shi Ren.

  "You're Huang Shiren!" The lamp holder exclaimed, looking at Huang Shiren with a gleam in his eyes.

  This guy established a sect, causing the immortal realm to be in an uproar. Countless people didn't know what the Dao Ancestor of Zi Xuan Palace was trying to do, and they were all guessing wildly, it's really chaotic.

  "Huang Shiren pays his respects to Ran Deng, senior!" Huang Shiren respectfully gave a bow to Ran Deng, and this move made Ran Deng feel very pleased.

  Look at Huang Shiren in front of you, and think about yourself again. It's really depressing to be a lamp spirit. This little demon has less than a thousand years of Taoist practice, yet he has established a sect out of thin air, while I have practiced for billions of years, with a seniority similar to that of the Three Pure Ones, but ended up as a nominal deputy head of a sect, being bullied by others every day!

  What a heaven and earth difference, damn it, the heavenly way is really unfair!

  The lamp holder who was just blackened by "Zhunti" is getting angrier the more he thinks about it.

  "Teacher, what's going on with this cave?" Shen Gongbao asked in a low voice as he sat down.

  Although he had never apprenticed under Burning Lamp, he also learned a lot of Taoist techniques from him, so he called him his teacher. Lord Shen Bao was not approachable in the Western Kunlun Mountains, and only Burning Lamp took care of him, so he was very grateful to Burning Lamp.

  Ran Deng let out a long sigh and, without showing any embarrassment, told the whole story of how "Zhun Ti" had come to threaten him into joining the Western Sect and cutting off his own arm.

  Shen Gongbao listened and became so angry that he let out a loud roar.

  "What a wonderful opportunity! What a great chance to bully the Western Sect! Master, let's return to Xikunlun and report this matter to the Sect Leader. Let the Sect Leader come out and give you an explanation!" Shen Gongbao was so angry that his eyes became beady.

  "Damn it." Fēng Dēng Dào Rén shook his head and said, "Yuán Shǐ is just waiting for me to fall into misfortune. If he didn't help me with this matter, I'd burn incense for him! Now that the Tiān Jiào and Xī Fāng Jiào are at odds, how could he possibly offend them for my sake?"

  "Master Fenger! With your seniority, you're also of the same generation as Sanqing and Zhunti. How can someone like you be living such a miserable life today?" Huang Shiran chimed in from the side, fanning the flames, making Fenger even more furious.

  "Teacher, are you going to let people bully you like this?" Sheng Gongbao shouted.

  "What can be done?" The lamp was extinguished, and his face was covered with dust.

  Huang Shiren chuckled to himself on the other side: "Lantern Master, I've long heard of your reputation from my master. You're a man of great character and high cultivation, the number one gentleman in the world. How could you be bullied by those petty people like this? I, Huang Shiren, can't stand it. If it were me, even if my cultivation wasn't enough, I would never let others bully me like this! This face, is earned back by oneself! If you continue to swallow your anger and remain silent, no one will look up to you in the future."

  "Big Brother is right! This matter cannot be let go easily!" Shen Gongbao nodded, looked at the lamp, then looked at Huang Shiren, and suddenly burst out laughing.

  "What's so funny?" The lamp was laughed at by him and felt a bit bewildered.

  Shen Gong pointed at Huang Shi-ren and said, "Master, Big Brother is a disciple of Lu Ya's senior, and Lu Ya is a superior being. He must have also offended that Accurate Scripture Daoist, so it's better to let Big Brother invite Lu Ya over to tell those worthless people from the Western Sect something. Who knows, maybe things will take a turn for the better."

  "... " The lamp holder heard these words and his heart also moved.

  Shen Gong Bao's words made a lot of sense. If Lu Ya came forward, it shouldn't be a problem. However, he wasn't familiar with the other party, and secondly, as a dignified deputy sect master, he couldn't bring himself to ask for favors from someone else.

  "No problem!" Huang Shiran smiled.

  These words made Nianzhuang very happy and his impression of Huang Shiren suddenly improved.

  "Then thank you, Shi Ren younger brother." Huo Dian has a kind intention to ask someone's house.

  He simply lowered his status and called out in a loud voice with a red face: "Huang Shiren, old brother!"

  "Older brother is really polite." Ah, you call me younger brother, then I'll call you older brother, I won't be at a disadvantage!

  Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Old brother is one of the few seniors I most admire. Being able to help out is my good fortune." After finishing speaking, he furrowed his brow again: "However, old brother, if it were in the past, my master's intervention should have been enough, but now I'm afraid it won't work."

  "What's wrong now?" The lamp flared up in urgency.

  "Alas, it's all my fault." Huang Shiren told the story of how he and Zhunti had a fierce battle at Tiger Wolf Pass, but was rescued by Lu Ya, thus avenging his great hatred. Listening to this, Ruan Dengdao also felt depressed.

  If a person is unlucky, even drinking cold water can choke them, and farting can hit their own heel!

  "How can this be good?" Shen Gongbao also felt that this matter was hopeless after hearing it.

  Before his words had fallen, Huang Shiren laughed and said: "Old brother, I'll ask you, as long as you don't let you join the Western Sect, as long as you can keep this cave of yours, what do you want to do?"

  This remark made Reng Deng pause for a moment.

  Shen Gongbao knew Huang Shiren had many tricks up his sleeve and was overjoyed: "Big Brother, you have a plan?"

  "The method is available, but I don't know if big brother is willing." Huang Shiren pretended to be willing to let go.

  "Shi Ren, little brother, you tell me, as long as I can keep this cave safe, as long as I don't let that Zhun Ti get his way and drag me into their stupid Western teachings, I'll do whatever it takes!" Ran Deng thought for a moment, gritted his teeth, and didn't care about anything else anymore.

  Huang Shiren plopped himself down in front of the lamp, gave a lewd smile and said: "Old brother, I, Huang Shiren, have established a sect, did you know?"

  "This, naturally knows, nowadays who in the immortal world doesn't know your name. Hehe, Shi Ren young brother is truly young and promising." Fu Deng said with a smile.

  This guy, is he trying to show off in front of me!? Lantern's heart has anger, but can only hold it back.

  Huang Shiren said, "It's like this, elder brother. I established a sect and Hongjun Daozu ordered me to search the world for a mountain of immortals as the general altar of my Taoist teachings, and bestowed upon me this treasure as a precious object to guard the mountain and the teachings."

  On the one hand, Huang Shiren took out the purple gold energy-operated wooden fish, and the Yuanguang Cave was suddenly filled with a million rays of auspicious light and thousands of auspicious auras.

  The lamp has been lit for a long time and naturally recognizes this wooden fish. Two round eyes are wide open, truly envying, jealous and hateful!

  If I had this wooden fish, I wouldn't be afraid of him making a move!

  "Shi Ren, you're really lucky! I'm so jealous!" Lantern nodded.

  He naturally knew about the purple gold aura operating the wooden fish, it was a cow fork.

  Huang Shiren took the wooden fish and said, "Old brother, if you give me this Lingyin Mountain, hehe, I guarantee that the Zhunti Daoist will not bother you."

  "Don't even think about it!" The lamp holder said that the person was originally still smiling, but after hearing Huang Shiren's words, he suddenly stood up.

  "You scoundrel, Huang Shiren! You think you can deceive me, Lingyue Mountain, with your glib tongue? How preposterous! I'll spare your life!" Fu Deng shouted in anger, releasing his thirty-three layered Golden Pagoda to strike down at Huang Shiren.

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