Chapter 86: Huang San's Embarrassing Situation Leads to a Heavenly Smoke Signal

  Huang Shiren felt very uncomfortable and unhappy.

  Woke up to find himself almost naked, lying in the Qinglian Pool. Next to him were Duobao Daoist and Jinxian Shengmu, their four eyes staring at him like wolves and tigers, as if they wanted to pounce on him and tear him apart immediately. The Tongtian Sect Master sat beside them, looking at his own shiny body with a complex gaze. The atmosphere in the Qinglian Cave was really ambiguous.

  What made Huang Shiren's heart tremble even more was his own body.

  Previously, he was attacked by the black hand of the Zhunti Dao person, not only his primordial spirit almost disappeared, but also the three turns of golden body were broken and scattered. At this moment, in the lower dantian, that Tao fetus not only had a purple light all over its body, but it was also huge, supporting the lower dantian to the point where it was about to burst open.

  Apart from this, the Zhong Dan Tian and Ni Wan Gong were also in a similar state, almost completely filled with an extremely pure and thick blue divine energy. This divine energy condensed into a liquid, swirling and churning, wave after wave compressing my primordial spirit, making me feel as if I was in the midst of a stormy torrent. The feeling was like having my two testicles being tightly squeezed by someone, it was so uncomfortable that even breathing was difficult.

  What's even more deadly is that the 24-kill Immortal Lotus Platform in the Mud Ball Palace has somehow turned into a seven-colored color, filling the entire palace to the brim. In the center of the platform, a bright green lotus seed hovered in mid-air, releasing a burst of golden light and wind that shook his primordial spirit again and again.

  "Master, I'm... " Huang Shiren crawled out of the Qinglian Pond with a thud, took two steps, and suddenly found that his body was incredibly heavy. Originally light and agile, he now had trouble even walking, and underfoot, the hard mountain rocks were trampled into deep footprints as if they were mud.

  "You four, please sit down, I have something to ask you." The Tongtian Sect Master waved his hand and sent the four people away: Duobao Daoren, Jinling Shengmu, Zhuzi Zhen, and Wukong. Only two of them were left in the Qinglian Cave.

  "Hurry up and tell me what's going on," said the Tianxian Sect Master coldly, staring at Huang Shiren, who was startled.

  "Master, why are you looking at me with such a lustful gaze? Can't you be more lively? I'm barely escaping death here, aren't I?" Huang Shiren dryly laughed.

  "You'd better pray that you've done something real, otherwise, heh heh, I might just beat you to death on the spot to vent my anger."

  "My goodness, Master, being a human being requires reason. I didn't provoke you."

  "Turn around and take a look at Qinglian Pond!"

  "Oh my! Master, who's so daring to steal your lotus flower! I'm shocked! How did this sacred liquid decrease so much!? This is outrageous, a thief with no shame! Don't worry, Master, if I ever meet this scoundrel outside, I'll definitely not let him off!" This cheap person saw the mess in the Qinglian Pond and pretended to be concerned.

  "Still not speaking quickly!" The Tianxian Sect Master couldn't bear his smug expression, and with a flick of his wrist, Huang Shiren flipped over 720 degrees in mid-air, then another 720 degrees, landing heavily on the ground with his head down and feet up.

  "Don't hit! Don't hit! I'm talking!" Huang Shiren knew that the Tianxian Sect Master was getting anxious, so he sat down and told him everything: how he had arrived in Chaoge, how he had ended up in Beihai, how he had met Zhuanti Daoren, how Lü Yan Daoren had saved his life, and how his primordial spirit had left his body to enter the Youwang Mudan Palace where he was ambushed by Zhuanti's clone... He told him everything from start to finish, speaking so fast that he sprayed saliva all over the Tianxian Sect Master.

  "Master, I almost didn't get to see your face again! That Zhunti really beat me up badly! Look at my primordial spirit... Oh, never mind, it's just too miserable! I know it still doesn't feel good, feels really bad!" Huang Shiren hugged his head, looking pitiful.

  "Die! You've gotten away with a huge profit, and yet you still dare to cry in front of me!" The Heavenly Master pointed at Huang Shiren's head, and the emerald-green lotus flower burst out from the sky, truly breathtakingly beautiful.

  "You, do you know what this is!?" Tianyun Sect Master looked at the lotus seed, his eyes filled with excitement and warmth.

  "Isn't it just a lotus seed? Ah, Master Tongtian, I'm telling you, this is something from Old Huang's body, you can't take it away!" Huang Shiren took several steps back upon seeing the gaze of Master Tongtian.

  "You scoundrel!" The leader of Tongtian Sect couldn't help but laugh and cry at the same time, saying: "Don't you think you're being extremely abnormal now?"

  "A bit." Huang Shiren chuckled and said: "My whole body is like a chicken blood, high spirited and energetic, as if I have endless strength! The three turns of the Taoist infant are incredibly powerful, the middle dan tian and the mud ball palace are turbulent, and that lotus platform, ah, seven colors, making me look like a peacock. Master, what's going on? Did you secretly harm me?! I'm telling you, master, one must have a conscience when doing things. I came down the mountain to help you cut off the evil sect, if you repay kindness with enmity, I'll turn this into a story and teach it to the storytellers, singing it to everyone, making sure the whole world sees your true face!"

  "What a vicious thing!" The Tianyun Sect Master slapped Huang Shiren with a loud slap, making him cry out in pain. He laughed and said: "The lotus seed you swallowed is the Chaos Qinglian Lotus Seed. Haha, Baldy, you've won the prize, do you know or not?"

  Lotus seed of Chaos Qinglian!?! Huang Shiren looked at the lotus seed on his head, and his face was red and white, white and red again!

  My first reaction is: Whoa! I've hit the jackpot! What kind of goods is this Chaos Qinglian, Old Huang naturally knows, last time he gave birth to a Pangu Great God who opened up the sky and earth, and this time he's given birth again! And it's still on himself! This is truly a dogshit-like number one luck in the world!

  Not having fun yet, Old Huang's face turned white: If this thing is known to others, wouldn't I be finished?! All the immortals in the world know how awesome the Chaotic Green Lotus is, and they'll come one by one to kill me! The beauty is a killer ghost! I'm done for!

  Old Huang thought back and forth, it was as if he was floating on air one moment, and the next, his body had fallen into hell, unsure what was good.

  "The Chaotic Blue Lotus is the most precious treasure in the world. The last time it bore fruit, it gave rise to the great god Pangu. This time, its fruit has fallen on you, which is your good fortune." said Tongtian Sect Master with a smile.

  "What's going on here!" Huang Shiren glared at the Tian Tian Jiao Zhu, saying: "Master, do I have a feud with you? You must be trying to get me killed?"

  "What's wrong with you, what have I done to you?"

  "Since you're such a treasure, why didn't you get chosen yourself and instead got stuck with me!? I'm Taibai Jinxian, carrying around this kind of treasure, wouldn't I be gang-raped by the crowd?! After being raped, they'd kill me, and after killing me, they'd rape me again! Why is my life as Old Huang so bitterly miserable?!"

  "Die! You think I didn't want to win the bid myself? I'm just not that lucky! I've been guarding Qinglian for countless years, and in the end, it was snatched away by you, this cheap person!" Tianyun Sect Master cursed loudly.

  Even a saint would be driven mad by this guy, with their five spirits and seven emotions in turmoil and their heart burning with rage.

  "I don't care! Master, you said you'd protect me completely! This chaotic Qinglian is in your Jin'ao Island, everyone in the world knows. You have to help me cover it up and say that the lotus seed is here with you."

  "What a great idea! Then wouldn't Jin'ao Island become a thorn in the eyes of all the immortals under heaven?!"

  "You're a saint! Saints are really awesome! Aren't they?"

  "Die! I'm not your master! There are many people who can offend me!"

  "Alright. Since you're not willing to keep me, I'll go find Yuanshi in the Western Kunlun Mountains and give him the lotus seed. I think he'll give me a huge reward. What do you think?"

  The Tongtian Sect Master was so angry that he wished he could poke a finger through him and kill him.

  "Alright, alright, I'll take care of this matter for now. But it's only temporary, the truth will eventually come out. You need to be careful about the Mixuan Qinglian Lotus Seed affair, if time passes and it gets out, you'll definitely die a tragic death! Baldy, your current cultivation is too low, quickly raise your strength, otherwise you'll surely perish!"

  "You can die for all I care, but this lotus seed is a treasured family heirloom, how could it possibly fall into someone else's hands?"

  The Master of Tongtian took a deep breath and said, "You've sucked away one-third of the immortal liquid from my Qinglian Pond with just one mouthful! Do you know what that means?!"

  "What's going on?" Huang Shiren also wanted to know.

  Tongtian Jiaozhu stretched out three fingers and waved them in front of Huang Shiren.

  "Master, are you bullying me because I don't know numbers or do you like to play mysterious?! Hurry up and say it, don't move those three fingers of yours, if you move them again, I have a golden finger here, do you want it?!"

  "You scoundrel! You've absorbed a third of the sacred liquid, enough to kill three people if it were an ordinary cultivator!" The Heavenly Master was furious.

  Behead three corpses! Huang Shiren really felt like he was struck by five thunders!

  Daji Golden Immortal beheaded three corpses and became a saint, this is the ultimate dream of countless immortals!

  "This Qinglian Pool is the heavenly eye of the world, and the essence condensed from billions of years of absorbing spiritual energy is even more precious than the Golden Elixir! One-third of it was taken away by your mother with just one breath!" The Tianyun Sect Master grew angrier as he spoke.

  "Master, don't be angry, I'm asking you, since there's so much divine elixir in my body, why haven't I exploded?" Huang Shiren said.

  "That's because of the lotus seed! This object has merged with your primordial spirit, and infinite divine liquid is stored within the lotus seed. The divine liquid in your lower dantian, middle dantian, and mud pill palace is just a tiny fraction of it."

  "That's to say, from now on, I, Old Huang, can have as much spiritual power as I want! Ah, this is truly a stroke of good fortune!" Huang Shiren was overjoyed.

  "Wrong! This lotus seed has just grown, and it still needs to undergo nine transformations before it can finally bear fruit. However, each transformation requires a vast amount of spiritual energy, and the amount in your body is far from enough to support nine transformations."

  "What effect will it have when the lotus seed completes nine transformations?"

  "The last time Lotus Nine Transformations succeeded, it created a Pangu, what do you think?" Tianyun Sect Master narrowed his eyes and said.

  Huang Shiran swallowed a mouthful of saliva and laughed: "Hehe, I understand, I understand."

  "Baldy, don't be too smug. The outcome this time is actually a huge variable that has affected the Heavenly Way. With the Heavenly Way in motion, it will definitely not allow an anomaly like you to appear, so..."

  "So, if I'm not careful, it's highly likely that I'll be eliminated by the Heavenly Dao, right?"

  "A child can be taught."

  "Hey, Master, can you tell your master that I'm harmless, don't mess with me, okay?"

  "You go and try saying it yourself." Tianyun Sect Master sneered.

  "Never mind." Huang Shiren sighed, if he really went to Zi Xuan Palace, he would probably be killed on the spot.

  "Master, I'll listen to you and cultivate well, make a big fuss, strive to become the second Pangu, bring blessings to future generations. However, there are some things that you need to help me think through right now." Huang Shiren scratched his head.

  "Are you talking about that incident?"

  "Indeed! The Lord is truly wise and lovable! That Zhunti created a clone that was hidden in the palace of Zhou Wang, causing Zhou Wang to become the greatest lecher under heaven. As a result, the Jiangshan will surely be thrown into great chaos, and with the arrival of the Great Calamity of the Sealing of the Gods, all the immortal warriors under heaven will suffer greatly, especially you, the followers of the Intercepting Sect."

  "So for now, the most important thing is to quickly return the true body of Zhun Ti to him and give Wang a free body, only then can we prevent chaos from erupting in the world."

  "It's impossible now." The Heavenly Master sighed, looking up at the sky.

  "You can't handle Accurate? Impossible! He's a saint and so are you!" Old Huang chattered.

  "If it's a hard fight, let alone him, even Yuanshi may not be my opponent. This time, Zhu Bajie's incarnation is in the Mud Ball Palace of King Zhou, and King Zhou's soul has already merged with Zhu Bajie's incarnation. If Zhu Bajie's incarnation dies, King Zhou will also be finished, understand?"

  "Ah! So that's how it is!" Huang Shiren also became somewhat flustered and said: "Is there really no way out of this?"

  Tongtian Jiao was left speechless by Huang Shiren's questioning.

  After a long time, he finally said: "At present, there is a half-baked method." ###First update sent