Chapter 63: The Open and Honest Beast's Leather Belt and Qi Bao's Short Skirt

  Jin Ao Island Bi You Palace, Tong Tian Jiao Zhu sat on the Nine Dragon Sinking Fragrance Sedan, looking at his eldest disciple Duo Bao Dao Ren, a surprised and delighted expression appeared on his face.

  Huang Shiren and Wukong's noisy trouble, Master Dabao naturally told the abbot a clear story.

  The Master of Tongtian was so amused that he couldn't help but cry and laugh at the same time. Upon hearing that the monkey had a good skill, he felt delighted in his heart.

  Upon closer inspection, that monkey, although a freak born of Huang Shiren's doing, also has its own spiritual yang and can be considered its own kind. The Holy Master of Tongtian, a saint who was born with the heavens and earth, has had all sorts of experiences, but is the only one who has never savored the taste of his own seeds being sown, truly a mix of emotions.

  Just as things were getting complicated here, a child suddenly ran in.

  "Report to Master, Huang Shiren has brought a monkey in."

  "Preposterous! How unreasonable!" Even if the Jade Roaming Palace's Yuan Shi Tian Zun had arrived, they would have to wait outside. This wretched person was truly lawless and unscrupulous.

  The master of Tongtian sat up straight and saw two silly men swaying in.

  Huang Shiren's despicable appearance, the Tianxian Sect Master couldn't be bothered to look at him, but he saw Sun Wukong behind Huang Shiren, wearing a golden armor and purple crown, majestic and powerful, holding the Ruyi Jingu Bang in his hand, with an even more ferocious and overbearing aura. He nodded immediately: Ah, after all, it's my kind! Not bad!

  The Master of Tongtian Sect was delighted in his heart, but his face was as calm as water. He scolded Huang Shiren: "You rascal, you've accepted a disciple and yet you don't leave quickly. What are you doing here?"

  Tongtian Jiao Master He Qicong is so clever, even thinking with his toes can tell that this cheap person looking for him probably doesn't have good intentions, and must be trying to swindle him.

  "Master, hasn't this guy bullied you before?!" Wukong was fearless of heaven and earth, disowning his six relatives and only acknowledging Huang Shiren. Originally, he had suffered at the hands of Tongtian Teach's master, and seeing Tongtian Teach's unpleasant expression towards Huang Shiren, Monkey's temper flared up in an instant.

  "That's right! This guy has not only bullied me as a teacher, but also slapped me just now!" Huang Shiren smiled secretly.

  You're a formidable opponent, I'm no match for you, but can you handle Monkey King's wrath?

  "Humph! You old man! I've been wronged by you since I was born, and my master has also been bullied by you. If I don't give you a good beating today, how will you know of my prowess? How will you know of the greatness of my master? Take this rod from me!" Monkey King spat out a mouthful of saliva, rubbed his hands together, and lifted up his 13,500-pound Golden-Hooped Rod. With a loud "Whoooosh", he brought it smashing down!

  This stick is truly capable of stirring up heaven and earth, wherever it strikes, ghosts wail and gods howl!

  "This beast!" Tianxian Sect Master was both laughing and crying.

  Huang Shiren was willing to fight, but he couldn't bring himself to hit the monkey.

  The master smiled slightly, his arm stretched out, a big hand grasped Monkey King along with his staff.

  Sun Wukong was quite skilled, but how could he be a match for the Tianyi Sect Master? His body was grasped in the palm of his hand and he couldn't break free. Facing Huang Shiren, he shouted loudly: "Master, I'm no match for this old man, what should I do?"

  Huang Shiren also ignored Wukong, with a sarcastic smile he said to Tongtian Teach's master: "Master, can you really bear to do this?"

  That voice was so strange and weird that even Duobao Daoist on the side couldn't help but feel puzzled.

  The Tongtian Sect Master let out a bitter laugh and released Wukong. Wukong was about to cause more trouble, but was stopped by Huang Shiren early on.

  "Master, this old man is so despicable, if I don't knock him down, I won't be able to swallow this breath."

  "It's nothing. You can't beat him now, wait until you're stronger in the future and then deal with him!"

  "Also, then this stick will be owed first."

  Two cheap people sang in harmony, the Seven Apertures of Tongtian's Master emitted smoke.

  "Master, I have something to discuss with you..." Having dealt with Wukong, Huang Shiren raised his face and smiled at the Master.

  "Stop it! No magic treasures! No immortal pills!" Tianyun Sect Master hastily waved his hand.

  Huang Shiren snorted and said, "You're so petty, I didn't say I wanted the treasure or the immortal elixir."

  Upon hearing this, the Tianxian Sect Master let out a sigh of relief. Alright, as long as you don't want any magical artifacts or immortal elixirs and don't try to swindle me, everything can be discussed.

  "What brings you here?"

  "Wukong, you tell him!" Huang Shiren yawned and went to find a chair to lean on.

  Sun Wukong, who's afraid of whom? The young master swaggered to the front of Tongtian Teach and pointed at Tongtian Teach's nose, saying: "You old man, my master just gave me a set of treasures, but I think my master's fire-red Taoist robe is really too flashy. I also want something flashy. My master said you have it. If you know what's good for you, give it to grandpa, otherwise, my staff won't show mercy."

  Haha, well said. Tongtian, your descendant is calling himself grandpa in front of you, let's see how you handle it? Huang Shiren cast a approving glance at Wukong, who became even more arrogant and complacent.

  Your mother! Your own mother's legs! Calling me grandfather in front of me? Without me, where would you come from?!

  The Master of Tongtian had a belly full of fire, but couldn't say it out loud, like swallowing bitter melon, he could only endure and said to Wukong: "What is this nonsense you're talking about?"

  Wukong rolled his eyes: "How am I supposed to know!? If I knew, would I be asking you!? You idiot!"

  Damn your mother! The leader of Tongtian Sect flipped his eyes and really wanted to slap this guy!

  Huang Shiren is so happy.

  The Master of Tongtian suppressed his infinite anger and looked at Huang Shiren. There was no way, he couldn't move against his own kind, so he could only deal with Huang Shiren.

  This glance made Lao Huang feel as if he had fallen into an icy pit, and he knew that the Master of Tongtian was truly angry. If things continued like this, he would be in trouble. He hastily got up and smiled: "Master, Wukong's request is simple, just a trinket. This set of clothes and armor are all good stuff, you have many things, find something trinkety to give me, I'll make a small accessory for him to mix and match."

  Tongtian Jiaozhu thought for a moment, took out an object and threw it at Huang Shiren.

  Huang Shiren took it over and saw that the object was a tiger skin with colorful stripes, auspicious aura in thousands of lines, golden light in ten thousand ways, really a precious treasure!

  "Goodness! What kind of skin is this? It looks like tiger skin, but it's definitely not from any ordinary insect!" Huang Shiren thought to himself, sticking out his tongue.

  Tongtian Jiaozhu saw Huang Shiren's rustic appearance and laughed: "This is the skin of a wise beast."

  "Huang Shiren almost fainted when he heard it: 'Kai... Kai Ming beast?!'"

  In his previous life, he was a Taoist who had read the Shan Hai Jing. The Shan Hai Jing · Hai Nei Xi Jing records:

  Kunlun's southern valley is three hundred zhang deep, where the Qilin beast resides, with a body similar to that of a tiger but with nine heads, all having human faces, standing eastward on Kunlun. It is said: "Inside the sea, Kunlun's void is in the northwest, the emperor's lower capital. Kunlun's void is eight hundred li square and one million zhang high. Above there are wooden millet plants, five zhang long and five zhang wide. There are nine wells with jade railings. The face has nine gates, each gate guarded by a Qilin beast, where the hundred spirits reside. On the rocks at the eight corners, at the edge of the red water, only Renyibo can ascend to the rocky peak.

  This auspicious beast is the ancestor of all mountains, Kunlun Mountain's mountain god beast. It has a tiger body and human face, with nine golden essences, staring at Mount Kun.

  Intimidating! Absolutely the world's number one ancient divine beast!

  How was I dominated by Tongtian and even skinned!?

  "This vicious beast was spoiled by Yuanshi, and didn't even put me in his eyes. In a fit of rage, I killed him, skinned him, extracted his tendons, and made wine to drink. The taste wasn't bad." Tongtian Sect Master's tone was relaxed, as if this matter was no different from killing a chicken for him.

  "This skin, with its colorful patterns, is comparable to water and fire, and is extremely durable. Not only does it meet the requirements of your disciple's mischief, but it can also be considered a lifesaving treasure." The Tianyun Sect Master added.

  If it were Huang Shiren, the Tongtian Jiao Master would never take it out. However, Wukong is not ordinary, so giving this thing to him will also make him safer in the future.

  "Good baby!" Huang Shiren nodded and said to Tongtian Jiao: "Master, this garment needs thread. I can use Sun Wukong's Ruyi Golden Hoop Rod as a needle, but I don't have any thread. You must give me some."

  "Shameless scoundrel." The leader of the Tongtian Sect waved his hand and a brocade pouch flew out, falling into Huang Shiren's hands.

  "This is the most solid divine tendon in the body of a wise beast, which can be used as a thread."

  "Not bad, not bad! Hehe, Master..."

  "It's gone! If you want it again, I'll slap you to death!" Tianyun Sect Master glared.

  "Actually, I didn't mean that. What I wanted to tell you is about the story of Nüwa." Huang Shiran knew he couldn't get anything out of him, so he quickly changed the subject.

  "Nüwa? What's going on?" Tongtian Jiaozhu was also stunned.

  This guy's thinking is too erratic.

  Huang Shiren told in detail about how he was recruited into the Palace of Nuwa, leaving Tongtiao Jiao Zhu staring in shock.

  "Master, the thing is like this. I reckon that Weng Wang must be a trick of the Western Sect. Now that your two senior brothers are intentionally trying to frame you, and with those two goods from the Western Sect, you'd better be careful."

  The Tongtian Sect Master's body trembled slightly, facing west, silent and speechless.

  After a long time, Tong Tian Jiao Zhu coldly said: "This matter, I will handle it myself. As for you, traveling and destroying, you need to be more careful."

  "Now you know I'm good, right? Don't worry, if I can't beat them, I'll run. If I still can't run, isn't there still Wukong?" Huang Shiren patted Wukong's shoulder and smiled slyly at the Tongtian Sect Master.

  That means, you'd better be smart, your kind is my apprentice, if I die, he won't be any good either.

  "It's okay! Master, don't be afraid, Wukong is here and will definitely not let anyone hurt a single hair on you." Wukong looked up at the sky, completely unaware that he had been sold by Huang Shiren.

  The Master of Tongtian was so angry that he had a belly full of fire with nowhere to vent: "Huang Shiren, if you make me unhappy, I will definitely make you unable to live or die!"

  The Heavenly Master's face turned red with rage, this furious anger, even the many treasure Daoist had never seen before.

  What kind of person is this monkey that makes Shifu so apprehensive!? Dabao Daoren was so depressed that he almost went crazy.

  "What do you plan to do now?" Tianyun Sect Master asked in a cold tone.

  "I don't have any plans, I just like the excitement. Next step, I plan to go to Chao Ge for a walk, travel, and see the scenery, meet some good friends." The villain said.

  "Live or die, it's up to you! Get out of here!" The leader of the Tongtian Sect waved his sleeve and Huang Shiren and Wukong were blown flying away!

  A mountain peak outside Jin'ao Island.

  The moon shines brightly, the stars twinkle, the mountains and forests are quiet, and the earth is asleep.

  On the mountain top, beside a green stone, a monkey stood with its hands clasped together and face upwards. Next to it was a Taoist holding a needle and thread, touching a piece of tiger skin while muttering: "Wukong, do you like pants or skirts?"

  "I don't know, Master will decide."

  "Skirts are great! Skirts are really popular, right?"

  "The apprentice thought so too."

  "Good! Then it's a skirt... Wukong, how long do you want the skirt?"

  "I don't know! Master will decide!"

  "Shall I make a cheongsam-style mini skirt with tiger skin pattern for you?"

  "Master, what is called cheetah skin mini skirt?"

  "This... you've only just been born, it's too early for you to understand, in short, this is the world's number one cool move! A must-have equipment for all rascals."

  "Go ahead, be together if you want to be together. I'm fine with it."

  "Good."

  "Master, I didn't expect you to be so good at needlework. How about singing a song while working?"

  "What do you want to hear?"

  "The more provocative, Master, the better."

  "Wukong, you're being naughty again. Alright, listen to Master singing 'Embroidering the Red Flag' for you."

  "Embroidered Red Flag?"

  "A slip of the tongue is worse than a hole in the foot."

  "Okay."

  "The thread is long, the needle is dense, with hot tears embroidered on the red tiger skin. The hot tears follow the needle and thread, rather than saying it's sorrow, it's better to say it's joy. For many years, for many generations, today I finally waited for you. A thousand threads of love, a myriad of affection, transformed into a beautiful embroidery on the tiger skin. Usually, in the midst of knives and swords, without blinking an eye, but today, my heart beats with extra urgency. One needle, one thread, embroidering a new world..."

  "Master, this song sounds really scary."

  "My goodness! It's already good enough if you can hear it!"

  ……

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