Chapter 73: The two despicable men, Huang and San, start a killing spree with their sharp tongues.

  And then at the Tiger Wolf Pass, Zheng Lun came out on horseback, just as he was about to behead Yuan Futong and put down the rebellion of the 72 vassals of Beihai, a strange Taoist appeared out of nowhere, waved his hand and took down Zheng Lun, it's really awesome!

  That man captured Zheng Lun, chuckled and walked to the front of the two armies, took a look, fixed his eyes on Old Huang on the wooden cart, and sneered: "The little guy on the wooden cart, come here, I have something to say!"

  Tens of thousands of horses in front, tens of thousands of soldiers in front, no one looked for this person, and stared at Old Huang, making Old Huang's buttocks tighten!

  Looking at that man's wicked smile, Old Huang felt for the first time that he had become a fish on the chopping board.

  "You're the one, I wasn't looking for you, but you came to me instead, haha, I'll take advantage of this opportunity!" Huang Shiren's heart was racing with anxiety, but his face showed a flattering smile as he got off the wooden cart and approached slowly.

  "Huang Da Ge, be careful!" Ta Ji had been worried sick and her face was pale.

  "Be good and Brother Huang will show you some fun later." Huang Shiren turned his head and gave Daji a flirtatious glance.

  About a hundred paces away from the man, Huang Shiren stopped in his tracks and carefully observed him with a pair of beady eyes. The outfit this guy was wearing was really flashy.

  But see: wearing Taoist robes, holding a branch, often performing the Way by the Eight Virtues Pool, expounding the Three Vehicles under the Seven Treasures Grove; with relics always suspended above his head, able to write the Scripture of Non-Existence in the hall. A true Dao guest, so elegant and extraordinary! Having refined the Western Paradise's victorious realm, he achieved eternal life and escaped the mundane dust. The lotus body is infinitely wondrous, the great immortal leader from the West has arrived.

  This guy is not easy to deal with! Huang Shiren sucked in a breath of cold air, and his old face twisted involuntarily.

  "Hey, Ox Nose, you called me over to fight, huh!? Come on, come on, let's get this started and I'll make sure you're thoroughly satisfied!" Old Huang chuckled with a mischievous grin.

  The Taoist priest looked at him and also smiled, similarly with a sly smile: "Not so, not so, this little Taoist friend, I'm calling you, not to fight, but to point out a bright road for you, let you enjoy the blessings of all ages."

  That tone, that air, was as if he was coaxing a child to eat candy, it made Huang Shiren's nose twist in anger.

  "My goodness, this phrase should be said by your grandfather, isn't it!?"

  Huang Shiren smiled and said: "Really good thing. You tell your grandfather about it."

  The Taoist heard this and was neither ashamed nor annoyed, but smiled and said: "I have a predestined relationship with you, so I came to save you. Enjoy the ultimate bliss of the Western Paradise, expound the great Dharma of the three vehicles, unattached and unobstructed, attain the true fruit, establish this indestructible diamond body, isn't it beautiful? Why suffer in this Saha world, seeking a living?"

  Damn it! This sentence scared Huang Shiren out of his wits!

  Too familiar! This sentence is too familiar!

  In Investiture of the Gods, almost everyone who heard this remark failed to find the Taoist's weakness and was taken to the Western Heaven, where they became little monks under Buddhism.

  "My goodness, I thought it was someone else. It turned out to be the Western Pure Land's Second Master, the first strange Shu millet in Investiture of the Gods, the accurate Zhantian Daoist who specializes in swindling and deceiving people!"

  It's all over! Today is finished!

  Old Huang was secretly bitter about it.

  This Zhunti Dao person is one of the six great saints, with extraordinary abilities and numerous magical treasures. The most crucial thing is that this person's mind is truly a top-notch product from the Heavenly Sealing War, capable of deceiving even the likes of Yanluo Wang, the Ancestor of the Hongjun Dao, and hoodwinking both the Tianyi and Tianxian sects. With his own strength, he led many powerful beings to the Western Paradise, ultimately becoming the primary culprit behind the rise of the Western Sect and the decline of the Eastern Sect!

  Whoa, I've finally met my match!

  Since he was born, Lao Huang's belly has been full of evil water, and no one can match him. In front of the Zhunti Taoist, this wicked and despicable skill, he is probably not an opponent either.

  Good old Huang, knowing it wasn't good, his face was still forcing a smile, heh heh, and loudly said: "I thought who it was, turns out it's the Second Master of Western Religion, Accurate Predecessor!"

  "Heh heh, young one, you've got good eyesight, recognizing me." Zhun Ti nodded slightly with a faint smile, acknowledging him.

  "That's natural. Master Zhun is a saintly person who is approachable and down-to-earth, handsome and talented, the idol of countless girls under heaven, how could I not know him?" This flattering remark pleased Master Zhun to hear.

  Behind him were 300,000 Shang soldiers, especially Wen Zhong and others who heard this, each of them was so frightened that their souls flew out!

  A saint! The one in front of me is actually a saint!

  No wonder Yuan Futong's treasure is so formidable!

  Forget it! This rebellion is probably going to be a lost cause.

  Zhun Ti Dao Ren took a step forward, staring at Huang Shi Ren, and smiled: "I see that my young friend has an extraordinary air about him, clever and ingenious, only his cultivation is too low. If you were to join my Western Sect, you would certainly make great progress, wouldn't that be wonderful? How about it, what do you say?"

  Damn it! You're only good at cheating people, what else can you do? Let me go to the Western Paradise? Let me become a monk?! What about my poor wife?! Screw you!

  Huang Shiren secretly paid his respects to the ancestors of the Quan Ti sect, but on his face was a smile as he said: "Senior, what if I don't comply?"

  Zhun Ti burst out laughing: "Follow me and it's easy to talk about, if you don't follow, one slap will kill you, and you'll be gone."

  Damn it! How can these damn old men talk like this?! When my master accepted apprentices, he also said so.

  Huang Shiren's eyes widened, and he poked his finger into his nostril, dug out a booger, flicked it away, and laughed: "Senior, what benefits do I get from letting you join the Western Sect?"

  "Do you still want to take advantage?" Zhun Ti heard this and thought to himself: This guy is really cunning! But it's also good, with a heart like his, he's just like me. By recruiting this person, I'll have gained another helper, and my great undertaking can be accomplished.

  "Ah, the benefits are many, listen to me; the precious light of the golden flame shines brightly, the subtle Dharma of the Western Land is the most refined; thousands and thousands of auspicious signs emerge endlessly, millions and millions of auspicious lights arise in succession. The divine vajra is rarely seen by humans, how can it be easily accomplished with the seven-jeweled cup? Now we will attend the Lotus Platform Assembly together, only today do I understand that the Great Way has been achieved."

  These few lines of Taoist songs are truly spoken with great eloquence, like a fountain overflowing with flowers. Even if the 300,000 merchants behind him heard them, they would also be deeply moved and their hearts would burst forth in admiration.

  My grandma! You're indeed the number one scoundrel among all the gods! It's a pity that this clever and cunning person isn't selling meat at a stall!

  Huang Shiren chuckled and said: "Senior, what you said is only good in the Western world. It's too vague and unrealistic. How about something more practical?"

  "Hey! When Zhun Ti heard this, he was so angry that his chest was burning with three flavors of fire. Your mother's... I'm a saint who has helped you, and you're still chattering nonsense!"

  Although Zhunti was furious, cheating and deceiving were his specialties. Suppressing his anger, he continued: "Join me in the Western Paradise, and you'll have benefits. Listen to my words: When your merits are fulfilled and your actions completed, it's time to bathe and purify your true nature; when Heaven opens up for you, you'll attain the Tao, and with the Nine Precepts and Three Refuges, you'll start anew. Shedding your feathers, return to Ultimate Bliss, transcend the cage and nurture your hundred spirits; washing away dust and impurities, completely unblemished, return to your origin and restore your true self without harming your body."

  "Not bad! Really not bad!" Huang Shiran clapped his hands and laughed after bringing the second song to a perfect close.

  When Zhun Ti heard these words, he was overjoyed in his heart: This rascal has made me speechless!

  "Heh heh, young friend knows the current situation, yet doesn't even give me a bow, asking to be my apprentice?" Zhuan Ti said proudly.

  "Huh? When did I say I wanted to join your Western Church?"

  "Weren't you just clapping and saying 'not bad, not bad' a moment ago?!"

  "What I meant was that you old man sing quite well, with your level, in Chao Ge City one dollar can listen to seven segments, haha." Huang Shi Ren burst out laughing.

  "You scoundrel, you're asking for death!" Zhun Tiandao's face turned iron-green with rage. As a holy man, how could he be treated like a monkey?! He couldn't bear it anymore and stepped forward, ready to take action.

  "Halt! Wait!"

  "What's this? Changed your mind!? It's still not too late to become a disciple now!"

  "Senior, I, Huang Shiren, also wanted to become your apprentice, but you've come too late?" Huang Shiren shook his head regretfully.

  "What does it mean?!"

  Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Senior, do you know Lu Ya?"

  "Lu Yao?!" Upon hearing this, Zhun's heart skipped a beat.

  The tree's shadow, a person's name, Xiaoming's caterpillar, Lu Yadao's reputation is pressed down by people, how can one not know! This guy is the number one vagabond in the world, extremely difficult to deal with, and has a single-minded personality. If you provoke him, then he will be like a fly buzzing around you, even if you have your own abilities, you won't be able to handle him.

  "Do you know Lu Ya Dao?" asked Zunti hastily, putting away his hands.

  Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Senior, I was thinking of following you, but previously I had taken Lu Ya Dao Ren as my master. You want me to join your Western Sect, shouldn't I go ask for my master's opinion first?"

  Good grief! Upon hearing this, Zhunti's eyes widened in alarm. This guy didn't seem to be lying, and if he really was a disciple of that scoundrel Lu Ya, then messing with him would be equivalent to offending Lu Ya himself. What a predicament!

  The Zhunti Dao person is the cultivation of a saint, and at this moment, he has also encountered difficulties.

  "Hey, isn't this a mess? That scoundrel's laughter echoes: 'Fellow practitioners, why must we fight and kill each other? How about we go drink instead? Let them do their thing, sounds good to me?"

  "Damn it!" Zhun Ti directly cursed.

  This kid is too clever, he's been going around in circles and almost got himself trapped!

  What's the point of coming down the mountain yourself?! Is it to mess up Feng Shen, mess up the East, and help the West?! Why did you instigate Yuan Futong?! It's to ruin Da Shang's Jiangshan! If you leave, how can Yuan Futong be a match for Wen Zhong? He'll definitely be defeated! Wouldn't that be a failure on your part?!

  "Alright, alright! This guy smiled slyly and thought to himself: "How about this? You acknowledge me as your master, and I'll talk to Lu Yao about the rest. As long as you're willing to follow me to the Western Regions to teach, I won't bother with what happens here, how about it?"

  This guy is too evil, if he accepts this person as a disciple, the Western Sect will surely prosper. As long as he's willing to acknowledge his master, Lu Ya will come knocking on my door and I'll have something to say to him. Besides, with both me and my senior brother here, Lu Ya won't dare to be aggressive. Although Yuan Futong failed here, I can still go somewhere else to stir up trouble in the future.

  Zhun Ti Dao Ren's mind is truly watertight.

  Huang Shiren was also stunned by him, and he cursed in his heart: This guy is the most difficult to deal with of all the cheap people I've ever seen!

  "Hey, senior, no way, I've got a beauty in my heart, can't be a monk."

  "It doesn't matter, you go west, I'll bring your beauty with me and let you become a joyful Buddha, isn't that good?"

  Wow! You can actually say something so shameless, I'm impressed!

  "Hey, senior, I'm a heavy drinker and meat-eater, I haven't taken a bath in years... also, I have bad breath and snore when I sleep..."

  "For crying out loud! Are you going to die before you go west?!" Zhun Ti Dao Ren said, seeing that this guy was making excuses everywhere and had completely lost patience.

  "Damn it! Zhunti, you old scoundrel! I'm speaking nicely to you, how dare you be so shameless! This thing only has flavor if we're both willing, but you're forcing your way through like a tyrant! It seems your mother was also treated this way by your father back then, that's why she gave birth to a thing like you!" Huang Shiren also got angry, putting his hands on his hips and scolding loudly.

  Scolded accurately, Ti Dao Ren's five spirits and three flavors of fire burned his chest, he gasped and let out a strange cry, and with a whoosh, he revealed the treasure in his hand.

  As soon as this thing came out, Huang Shiren also cried out in distress!

  This object is half a zhang high, with a single branch of seven-colored tree, and it is indeed the proud treasure of Zhunti Daoren - the Seven Treasures Wonderful Tree!

  These seven precious trees are the Zhunti Dao people's original body, Western Gangjin Bodhi combined with gold, silver, crystal and other seven treasures refined. It is called the Zhunti Dao person's certification law instrument. It is said that nothing can be brushed away, Tongtian Jiao Zhu, a very powerful person, had his two treasured swords brushed off twice by this thing during the Fengshen Great War! What's even more deadly is that these seven precious trees are one of the pre-heavenly spiritual treasures!

  Zhun Ti Sheng Ren's cultivation also has such a treasure, and he still doesn't die!

  Old Huang's face turned red with rage, but he forced a smile and said: "You think you have some kind of magic trick? Well, I don't!"

  With that said, they proudly took out their treasures!

  Twenty-four kinds of Immortal Lotus Platform, Golden Light Ten Thousand Feet, Old Huang Duan sat on the lotus platform, transformed into a three-headed six-armed appearance, Ice and Fire Double-layered Heaven, Three-pointed Two-edged Gate Nail, Ninety-nine Red Clouds Scatter Gourd

  The wind and thunder are coming out together, with a magnificent atmosphere, so cool and awesome!

  He was startled and took a glance, also inhaling a mouthful of cold air!

  How did Tongtian's Hunyuan Qinglian fall into his hands!? Yuanshi had begged for millions of years, but Tongtian still didn't give it to him!?! And how did the gourd with Hongyun also end up in his hands!?! Damn it, he himself is just a saint, and he only has one pre-heavenly spiritual treasure, but he has two! The remaining magical artifacts are also quite powerful!

  Today can't keep this person, kill Duobao!

  Zhun Ti Dao Ren's eyes were filled with envy, and he couldn't help but laugh: "Huang Shi Ren, you truly are a person who wouldn't take the road to heaven even if it was right in front of you, and instead you'd barge into hell where there isn't even a gate! Alright, alright, today I'll let you die and disappear, and turn to dust!"

  "Your mother's! You're capable? Come on and try!" Huang Shiren cursed loudly!

  Two villains, in front of the three armies' formation, it's about to start killing!#### Returned from Changbai Mountain. These three days' updates have been unstable, I'm truly sorry. From today on, everything will be back to normal! Hehe. Fellow Taoist friends, please continue to support me!