Chapter 59: The Lonely Man and Woman Discuss the Three Demons at Night; They Encounter a Colorful Robber on the Road

  Nüwa felt about Huang Shiren as if she had eaten a mouthful of stinky tofu.

  This stinky tofu is unbearably smelly, but if you savor it carefully, there's a hint of fragrance.

  Huang Shiren is just like that!

  This scoundrel, a complete lowlife, when being shameless, makes people want to chop him into pieces, but when being serious, is incredibly elegant and refined.

  "You also know about the Investiture of the Gods?" Nüwa was somewhat surprised that Huang Shiren wanted to talk to her about the Investiture of the Gods.

  "Who am I? My master is the number one scoundrel in the world, Lu Ya, and I am the number one little scoundrel. How could you not know this?" Huang Shi-ren gave Nüwa a white eye and said: "Niangniang, didn't you just call those three demons from Xuanyuan Hill to confuse King Zhou, throw the world into chaos, and bury the great Shang dynasty's kingdom?"

  "How did you know?!" Nüwa was shocked.

  This matter was her own arrangement and she had never told anyone else about it.

  "Girl, I'm clever, guess it." Huang Shiren pointed to his own brain and smiled: "The whole story is clear to me, and it's not hard to infer."

  "You're not stupid, that Emperor Zhou is being unreasonable with me, wanting his kingdom is only natural. However..." Nuwa sighed.

  "But the queen did not expect that this matter would trigger the Great Calamity of the Sealed Gods."

  "Not bad." The goddess Nüwa nodded her head.

  "Huang Shiren took a deep breath and said, 'Your Majesty, I've heard that although the King of Zhou is not very reliable in his words and deeds, he's still a young man with a good reputation. How could he not understand Your Majesty's virtues and dignity? How could he be so bold as to write such a poem?"

  The words made Nüwa slightly stunned, and she didn't speak, lowering her head in contemplation.

  "Your Majesty, the Great Calamity of the Sealing of the Gods needs a pretext, everyone knows that. If King Zhou becomes a tyrannical ruler, the world will be thrown into chaos, and the four great nobles will certainly rise up in arms to contend for the throne. In the midst of war and fire, the three realms will also inevitably be drawn in. Thus, the Sealing of the Gods List will naturally come into being. However, Your Majesty, I am not worried about this. What I am worried about is that from start to finish, you have been manipulated by others while remaining oblivious."

  "You scoundrel, speak directly and don't beat around the bush." The empress looked at him with newfound respect, seeing that his analysis was thorough and to the point.

  Huang Shiren put on an extremely arrogant expression, pointing to the scenery and saying: "Your Majesty, don't you think that King Zhou's poetry seems like it was written under some kind of spell?"

  The goddess Nüwa remained silent for a long time before saying, "Do you know the subtlety of this?"

  "I don't know. I'm just speculating."

  "It seems so now." Nuwa was exceptionally clever and naturally understood: "But who is it?"

  "You're joking, Niangniang. How would I know? " Huang Shiran shook his head and said, "However, this kind of method must be someone trying to profit from it. When the news of the seal of the gods came out, they were already in a difficult situation. It's impossible for them to take the initiative to jump up. The old bald head of the Eight Scenic Spots is always pretending to be profound and naturally won't ask questions. Niangniang definitely wouldn't go against herself. In this case..." Huang Shiran trailed off, deep in thought.

  "Is it really Yuan Shi?" Nüwa asked in a low voice.

  "In comparison, I think it's more likely to be Western religion," said Huang Shiren.

  "What Western teachings?!" The Goddess Nüwa smiled and said: "Impossible."

  "Why is it impossible?"

  "The Western religion has always had little contact with the East, and there are few people, how can they be involved?"

  Alas! Even saints have moments of being blinded by pig oil. In the War of the Gods, the most miserable ones were Nüwa and Tongtian Jiaozhu. The former was a scapegoat from start to finish, unknowingly letting others use her as a gun, and in the end, she even took the stage to help others. As for the latter, it was even more miserable, falling into the calculations of several saints, being reduced to ashes, and even being taken away by Hongjun Daozu himself.

  These two people are kind to themselves and have a predestined relationship with each other; no matter what, they cannot let something like this happen.

  "Empress, don't you think that during this sealing of the gods, Yuan Shi and Tai Shang Lao Jun, those two guys, were in cahoots with the Black Heaven Sect Master?" Huang Shi Ren asked.

  Nüwa smiled slightly and just nodded.

  When the fate of the seal was decided, she was also present, and the subtleties within were naturally personally experienced.

  "Tongtian has indeed become a bit too eye-catching, and it's only natural that the winds will destroy the trees that stand out from the forest. It's reasonable for those two to treat him this way." said Nüwa.

  "Yes, originally it was just a matter between the three of us, Shifu brothers, an Eastern affair. But I'm afraid someone will take advantage of the situation and use the Great Calamity of the Gods to fish in troubled waters, exploiting the thoughts of the three brothers for their own gain." Huang Shiran said in a low voice: "The Western Sect is located in a remote area with sparse population, and the Daoist who received us was an honest person. But that Quan Tiandao, he's a standard ambitious person, with a mind to poach talented people from the East to his place. I'm afraid the various saints will be unable to guard against it, and in the end, both sides will suffer losses, and inadvertently provide benefits for others."

  Nüwa heard this and also furrowed her brow. After careful consideration, she suddenly felt a chill run down her entire body.

  Originally, each thought they were saints cultivating themselves, inquiring about the heavenly way, each with their own plans. But if one doesn't know that beyond this mountain there is another higher mountain, and that one person is more worthless than another, then this calamity of the gods will be like a storm, with layer upon layer of intrigue outside, and who will ultimately fall into it, can't be clearly said until the very last moment.

  Nüwa took a look at Huang Shiren's face and secretly praised him in her heart. This cheap person's cultivation is not high, making people dislike him, but if we talk about his thoughts, he is indeed one of the cunning and clever ones.

  For some reason, Nüwa also felt that Lǚ Yā had taken in a good disciple.

  "Shi Ren, you mean I'd better not take any action now?" Nüwa said.

  "No, no." Huang Shiren shook his head: "The queen has already gathered the ten thousand demons, and both Xi Konglong and Ba Jing Palace are aware of this matter. Three days later, the six saints will gather again, and things have already been set in motion, it cannot be stopped."

  "What should I do?" Nüwa was also at a loss for a moment.

  "Just taking advantage of the situation." Huang Shiran smiled slightly.

  "What's the meaning of this?"

  "Your Majesty, the sealing of the gods must proceed, it's unchangeable. But who will be on the list of sealed gods, that can be changed." Huang Shiren smiled and said: "The two from Kunlun Mountain and Ba Jing Palace want to overthrow the Black Heaven Sect Master, while the one from the West wants to overthrow the East. One ring after another, in the end, it's still the people of the Intercepting Sect who will suffer, or rather, it's still us demons."

  "This matter, please tell the Tianxian Sect Master in detail so that he can be prepared. Although I'm not talented, I can still make some moves and do something big. It's just that I sincerely ask you, Madam, to come out and support me when necessary." Huang Shiren was mysterious and subtle.

  The goddess Nüwa smiled at his incredibly confident appearance.

  "You're quite a despicable person, but you don't lack a sense of responsibility."

  "It's a must! I'm quite handsome and charming too." Huang Shiren said with delight.

  "Die!"

  The two of them whispered and discussed for half the night before Huang Shiren finally got up to bid farewell.

  Out of the Nüwa Palace, looking at the starry sky, Huang Shiren let out a long sigh.

  "Big brother, we were just laughing and chatting, why are you sighing now?" Jin Daxiang asked in confusion.

  Huang Shiren shook his head and said to the starry sky, "Brothers, from now on, the three realms will not be at peace. I don't know how many people will be reduced to nothingness because of this, nor do I know how many people will ascend to the Heavenly Seal List and become slaves of the Heavenly Court."

  "Big brother, your words are too depressing! We brothers don't say anything else, we have the strength, as long as big brother says a word, even if it's a mountain of knives and a sea of fire, even if it's death on the road, there won't be a second thought!" Jin Dasheng roared.

  "Brother Two is absolutely right!"

  "Big brother, brothers listen to you!"

  Looking back at his brothers, Huang Shiren's nose turned sour.

  "Alright! Big brother will definitely let brothers eat well and drink spicy food, black people will be blackened to satisfaction!"

  A group of fools burst into loud laughter.

  "Big brother, third brother hasn't shown up yet?" Yang Xian said in a low voice.

  Right! I was so excited for a moment and forgot about Zhu Ziren!

  That guy was slapped flying by Nüwa and it's unknown where he ran off to.

  "Everyone look for this guy, he won't be hanged, will he?" Huang Shiren held back his smile and led the brothers to search everywhere.

  After running for a while in the sky, I heard a sickeningly sweet voice coming from ahead.

  "Xǐ huì little sister, I, Old Zhu, have spoken from the bottom of my heart. From the moment I saw you for the first time, I deeply fell in love with you! You are the starlight that illuminates my dark night! You are the fragrance that fills my heart! Xǐ huì little sister, I, Old Zhu... Ah! Xǐ huì little sister, why did you slap me?!... I understand now, beating is painful, scolding is loving..."

  "My god! Big brother, I never thought Lao San was so disgusting! Dammit, he almost surpassed big brother!" Jin Da Sheng heard this and held his stomach in laughter, nearly getting an internal injury.

  Huang Shiren also smiled, the two cheap people fell on Yun's head, and quietly walked to the front. In the midst of the forest, Zhu Zhen intercepted the three demons' path, that one face with a lustful expression, really lost the face of Mei Mountain!

  "Zhū zǐ zhēn! If you're speaking nonsense, I'll behead you!" Hu Xīměi's face turned red with rage, her anger unmatched. The two people beside her, Bái Jiǔér and Wáng Xiǎoxiǎo, also moved to take action.

  Thinking of the three fairies, they have always been in Xuan Yuan's tomb, without any disputes with the world. Unexpectedly, today Nuwa gave the three of them the important task of confusing King Zhou and destroying the great Jiangshan. My mood was already anxious enough, and on the way back, I hurriedly returned, unexpectedly Zhu Zi Chen fell from the sky and blocked my path, speaking shameless words!

  "It's my good fortune to die at the hands of three beauties!" Zhu Zhen closed his eyes, drooling and laughing loudly.

  This is the cultivation of Taiyi True Immortal, and the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb are not his opponents. Otherwise, he would have cut off Zhu Bajie's ears long ago.

  "You shameless slut! How dare you, turn around and let me, a poor Daoist, take advantage of your lust!" Just as Zhu Zi was about to make his move, he suddenly heard a loud noise behind him. Enraged, he pulled out his nine-toothed rake and shouted: "You bastard, which family's ignorant fool dares to look for trouble with me?"

  Turning around, he saw Huang Shiren standing in front of him, and behind him was Jin Dashi laughing so hard that his face was twisted. Behind them, a group of brothers were staring at him with their middle fingers raised, Old Zhu's face suddenly turned red all the way to his neck!

  I'm so embarrassed! Damn it, today was a total loss of face!

  Although Zhu Zi was thick-skinned, thinking of those disgusting words that his brothers had heard clearly earlier made him want to die!

  "Big brother, um, I just happened to meet three girls. Um... big brother, is it that everyone has a loving heart?" Zhu Ziren stuttered for a moment, not knowing what to say.

  "Shut up! Get out of here!" Huang Shiren's face was stern, and he gave Zhu Zhen a cold stare. Zhu Zhen slipped away to the side, not daring to make another sound.

  "Three sisters have been fertilized, I, Huang Shiren, will give you compensation." Old Huang's gaze fell on the three demons' curvaceous figures, thinking to himself: One day, let you all be fertilized together, it won't be in vain for me to have made this trip as a deity.

  Staring at the three bewildering and deadly fairies in front of him, Old Huang chuckled. #### Third update is online! Daily updates of 10,000 words! Please collect, vote, and support me! Fellow Taoist friends, I'm begging you!