Chapter 6: At the time of crossing the tribulation, he encountered a thief and was remembered by Huang Shiren who insisted on robbing him of his chastity.
There is a saying: where there's buying, there's selling; where there's good, there's bad. A mother gives birth to children, and a father buys vegetables. Another saying goes: wealth and honor are sought in danger, if not obtained, one becomes a dog.
The Way of Heaven is fair, if you become an immortal, there will be a disaster. If you get through it, you'll be awesome, but if you can't withstand it, you'll die miserably, that's the principle of nature.
Becoming an immortal is the dream of countless demons and monsters, but a beauty's legs can also be deadly. Since the beginning of time, how many heroes have died under this calamity? This calamitous cloud is truly something that makes one both love and hate it.
Lao Huang's dark cloud was enormous, almost covering half of Mei Mountain. Thunder rumbled and shook the surroundings, startling countless demons and monsters from all directions. One by one, they activated their divine consciousness to secretly observe.
As the protagonist, Old Huang was like swallowing a mouthful of last year's leftover lotus seeds, it was so unlucky. Although Old Huang had only been in this world for one day, he had already deeply fallen in love with this land, his eyes welled up with tears, and he gazed "deeply" at the ominous clouds above his head. With a determined heart, he straightened his waist, and Old Huang stomped his feet, thinking to himself: Screw it, I'll just go all out and do whatever the hell I want!
Whoosh! From the north, a stream of light split off and pressed down on the cloud tops far away from Lao Huang.
A towering figure emerged, resembling an iron tower.
Good fellow! But see: he is one zhang six chi tall, with a pair of horns on his head, a sharp beak and pointed ears, wearing golden armor and red robes, fully armored, with a purple gold crown, majestic and dignified. In his hand is a three-pointed knife, emitting a cold glow in all directions.
"What a great opportunity." Da Han looked at Old Huang in the distance, secretly delighted, and said in a low voice: "You're just in time, my cultivation is currently at an impasse, and I've fortunately encountered a fellow practitioner who's about to become a True Immortal. Later, I'll kill you, swallow your primordial spirit, and use it to aid my own pursuit of the Dao."
All cultivators know that when the Tribulation Cloud appears, it's a matter of nine deaths and one life. Even if you survive, it's your weakest moment. This big fellow has set his sights on Old Huang, I wonder what Old Huang is thinking?
The Weasel Demon's ears were extremely sensitive, and as soon as the Great Han arrived, Old Huang felt it. This guy's cultivation was only above his own, not below, with a calamity cloud on his head and a black goods beside him who was determined to knock him out, scaring Old Huang so much that cold sweat flowed like a fountain.
"This scoundrel is abominable! Wait till I've weathered this calamity, and then I'll turn the tables on you!" Old Huang said in a rage.
In the distance, the big man looked at the calamity cloud and was stunned: "Ah! What kind of goods is this guy? Why did he summon such a huge calamity cloud?! In my year of becoming a true immortal, having one-tenth of this calamity cloud would be good enough. Could it be that I've misjudged him and picked the wrong target? Never mind, let's wait until later to deal with him."
Boom! At this moment when both of them had their own thoughts, the first calamity thunder in the calamity cloud has arrived with a loud boom.
The mighty thunderclap shook the heavens and earth. Old Huang felt his body hair stand on end, and a chill ran down his spine!
"I agree!"
Good old Huang! His body transformed into a flowing rainbow, and he actually took the initiative to rush towards that calamitous thunder.
Boom! A loud noise was heard, and a figure fell from mid-air. Huang Shiren was struck by the thunderbolt, his seven orifices spouting smoke and blood.
"Innumerable Heavenly Lords! Too powerful!" Old Huang wailed, and before he could even catch his breath, the second calamity of thunder arrived.
"I agree!"
Boom!
"Oh dear!" After crossing the second one, Old Huang's hair was smoking, his face as black as a ghost, his legs shaking, and he felt dizzy.
Boom! The third one is coming!
"Are you coming again?! I'll kick your mother's lungs!" Old Huang took a deep breath and flew up again.
Rumble... rumble... rumble...
"Damn it, what a terrible luck! Not even a decent face!"
"Great! Is that all?"
"My god, where's my hand? Where did my hand go?"
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In the valley, a figure was seen flying up and down, struck by lightning bolts until it was charred outside and tender inside, where could one still make out a human appearance?
Ninety-nine eighty-one heavenly thunderbolts, after stubbornly withstanding forty of them, Old Huang's willpower made countless demons and monsters sigh in admiration.
"This guy is really a good fellow! When I was in trouble, he was scared and trembling with fear, but he took the initiative to stand up for me. Good fellow! Alright, when it's time to knock you out later, I'll make it quick and spare you some suffering." The big man in the distance gave Old Huang a thumbs-up.
After forty rounds of hard fighting, Old Huang felt that he couldn't keep going on like this. This opponent was really too abnormal, if they continued to fight like this, it was uncertain whether he could hold on or not, and even if he did manage to hold on, he would be left gasping for breath, and the person next to him would take advantage of his weakness to strike a fatal blow.
"What's good?!" Old Huang was so anxious that he sweated like beans, and suddenly a plan came to his mind.
"You're going to be the first to die! Are you satisfied?! Are you pleased?! If you are, then taste Master Dao's Thunderbolt!" Old Huang let out a loud laugh, and in his hand appeared a ball of thunder from the Tai Xiang, radiating brilliant light!
"What is this guy doing?!" The big man in the distance was stunned.
Boom! The forty-first calamity of thunder suddenly struck down.
"I'll take you down first!" Old Huang swung his large hand and the Thunderball shot straight towards Jie Lei!
Rustle! Rumble!
Two bolts of lightning merged together, and a deafening thunderclap resounded in mid-air!
Only to see that the purple thunderball not only shattered the calamity thunder, but its remaining power also went straight up to the high sky, and forcibly broke a hole in the calamity cloud!
Bang! A big Han in the distance had his mouth wide open, and the thing in his hand fell to the ground.
"What the heck is this thing?! It's so powerful!?" The big man saw Old Huang being so brave and had a mind to retreat, but suddenly thought: "If I kill him and take his treasure, won't I be able to deal with Jie Yun without worrying in the future? Heh heh, that's what I'll do!"
Lao Huang's Taixiao was struck by lightning, with tremendous power, and it actually caught the attention of some people.
The Great Luo Palace, the Mysterious Cave of Eight Scenic Spots. On a futon sat an old man with white hair and a bald head, who had been sitting there for many years without knowing how long. The old man raised his eyelids, spoke in a low voice: "Who called out Taixiang Zhenglei?" He calculated with his fingers, smiled slightly: "It's actually a little monster, interesting." After finishing speaking, he closed his eyes and continued to pretend to be profound.
Kunlun Mountain Jade Void Palace. An old Taoist in a white robe was lecturing to a group of disciples, when he suddenly stopped and gazed northeast, muttering to himself: "Could it be Tai Xiang Zheng Lei?" He calculated with his fingers, slightly surprised: "What kind of little demon is this? Eight or nine out of ten, it's that scoundrel Tongtian's disciple, a complete mess, taking in all sorts of ghosts and monsters, really disgracing our immortal family. In the future, someone will have to take care of him!"
Jin Ao Island Bi You Palace. An old Taoist in a black robe was lying on a bluestone, snoring loudly, rubbed his eyes and got up, saying: "It's actually Tai Xiang Zheng Lei?" Pinched fingers to calculate, hehe smiled: "Yuanshi you Tian Sha de, actually wronged me! You want to kill me but I won't let you! Let's see who wins!"
In the valley of Mei Mountain, Old Huang was completely unaware that he had been targeted by three saints, and this guy was having a great time.
He held a thunderball in each hand and when a bolt of lightning struck down, he countered with it, and amazingly, he started bowling!
"Up, down, up, down, refreshing! Up, down, up, down, very refreshing!" Old Huang was repairing his damaged body while striking the Thunderbolt, and suddenly found that his body had become much stronger after being struck by lightning.
"Could this calamity be a nourishing treasure for refining the solidification of the body?" Old Huang's heart was filled with joy, he put away the thunderball and once again opened his chest to welcome the attack.
"Is this guy crazy!? Just now, Old Huang's bowling ball was still making the big guys in the distance wary, seeing Old Huang about to face the lightning strike again, he couldn't help but look askance."
Boom! After a bolt of lightning struck down, Old Huang was covered in blood, ferocious and terrifying, yet he looked up at the sky and laughed loudly: "Indeed, it's the greatest health supplement! Come on, come on, I'm just about to take my Golden Gun, today is a great opportunity to make up for it!"
Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!
Bolts of lightning struck down one after another, and Old Huang was struck so that his nature became high and proud, **successively.
After experiencing this calamity, Old Huang's body was truly "a day" a thousand miles away, and compared to before, it was even more unyieldingly hard!
"Since this calamity can refine the body, I wonder if the treasure can refine it too?" Old Huang had another wicked idea while having a great time.
It just so happens that I have the Three-Pointed Two-Edged Tomb-Nailing Spike of Qingxu Daode Zhenjun, a treasure. If I can refine it now, won't I have a top-notch killer in the future?
Give it a try!
Lao Huang took out the mourning door nail, grasped it with both hands, and placed it on his head, advancing to meet the thunder!
Boom!
Bang!
A thunderbolt struck the door nail of the mourning gate, and although the door nail was not damaged in the slightest, it emitted a mournful humming sound.
Haha, got it!
Seeing this, Old Huang was overjoyed and continued to press his advantage, striking again and again with five more bolts of thunder, rendering the Coffin Nails completely unable to make a sound.
Take advantage of your illness to take your life! Old Huang grasped the nail in his hand, let out a low growl, and used all his cultivation to sacrifice the Tai Xiang Zheng Lei's breath, easily turning a piece of acquired spiritual treasure into his own possession.
Qingfeng Mountain, Ziyang Cave. An old Taoist with a green robe and long red beard is praying in front of a sacred statue on the table: "Master, I am ashamed, for the sake of seeking the Way, I had to commit the sin of peach blossoms, I hope Master can understand my suffering and forgive me."
Facing the holy image, the old Taoist was extremely devout, but suddenly his face twisted and he jumped up like thunder, shouting: "Who took my treasure?!"
Snapping his fingers in calculation, Lao's face turned iron-green: "What a wicked creature! How dare you take my treasure! I, the poor Taoist, will not spare you!"
Just as he was about to get up, he slumped down again: "The Master has ordered me to calm my mind and reflect. Let this demon live for a few more days!"
Lao Huang unknowingly offended another master and was delightedly holding the mourning nail, his hands shaking with excitement.
"Great, wonderful! It's really made me rich!" Old Huang stood in mid-air, after withstanding the last calamity of thunder, the original calamity cloud dispersed, revealing a bright night sky, a clear moon, and twinkling stars.
Under the moonlight, under the starlight, Huang Shiren stood tall with his head held high, emitting an aura that far surpassed his previous one, truly rivaling that of Nirvana rebirth!
Look at Dao's true temperament! Look at Dao's demeanor! Look at Dao's muscles!
High up in the air, Old Huang swings his body, what a wonderful sight.
In the distance, that big fellow looked at Old Huang, spat a mouthful of saliva: "Damn it, this guy is not only stupid, but also damn shameless, naked and swinging back and forth in mid-air, lower body ***, too ignorant of shame!"
After scolding him, he became proud again and said: "However, that thing of his can't compare to mine. Hehe."
The Great Han smiled and suddenly slapped himself: "Although I have been a true immortal for 100 years earlier than this guy, judging from his skills just now, I'm afraid I still can't take him down. If there are more people with clubs around, wouldn't I be at a loss? Alright, it's better to leave."
Dahan originally wanted to fight, but this time he unexpectedly became obedient and turned around to leave.
As he turned around, he heard a sinister laugh coming from behind: "This Taoist friend, you've been peeking for half a day, my body has been stared at by you, don't you want to take responsibility?"
At the place where the rainbow fell, Huang Shiren blocked the way with his red fruit, staring at the big man, and indeed he was extremely lewd.
"What are you going to do?!" The big man holding a trident knife was startled by the gaze.
"What's going on?! Hehe, I'm gonna take advantage of this beauty!"
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That fellow reading a book over there, what's he doing?! Hurry up! I'm going to grab a ticket... no, I'll snatch one, quickly, don't dawdle!
Haha. The second update is here, and in the next chapter, Old Huang will show his power. I still ask for collection support, especially recommendation tickets, Old Huang really needs votes!

