Chapter 30: What's wrong with Xiao? Can't Xiao satisfy you?

  P.S: Qingming knows that the recent updates have been a bit rushed... it seems that I need to slow down and focus on quality, so I'll try to update more frequently in the future, but first, I need to guarantee the quality.

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  Ten years have passed in the blink of an eye.

  The wounds of the war for the throne were gradually healing under Xuan Yuan's efforts, and the human race was thriving.

  However, it's not so cool for everyone.

  Unexpectedly, in the dense forest, two people were staring at each other with wide eyes, holding each other back.

  Pan Wang: "General! Why are you always staring at my small purse?!"

  The corners of his mouth twitched, "Old Big Brother, if you don't distribute the grain, our brothers will starve to death!"

  Hmmm, the story goes that this guy always wanted to go to the human world to enjoy the autumn breeze, but unfortunately, he was intimidated by Chi You's majestic appearance back then. At that time, he looked at Chi You and Zhang Zilong, and only said one sentence in a daze: They're so big! Pan Wang is an ancient powerful being who has survived since the primordial era. Logically speaking, his innate abilities were not outstanding, but countless great gods have fallen in the long river of history. As long as he persisted in living on, why?

  None can match the ninja!

  "Has that group of Xuanmen people left?" Pan Wang smiled awkwardly, thinking to himself that he was also unqualified as the boss, and his younger brother was almost starved by him.

  Zombies are bloodthirsty creatures, for whom all flesh and blood creatures are food. However, the large and small animals in the vast mountains have almost been eaten up by the zombies, if they don't go find new food, it's estimated that they will really starve to death.

  "Ah, today our spy hiding among the human tribe reported that Guang Chengzi has returned to Jiuxian Mountain. Now there are only a few scattered cultivators left in the human tribe."

  At the same time, in a distant city, in a shared residential building, two stiff figures floated motionless in the bathtub.

  Zombie A: Brother, are you okay?

  Zombie B: The boss said before, ninjas are invincible, so calm down!

  Zombie A: ………

  But then Wang heard the words and was overjoyed, and also heard that his own younger brother was hiding in a certain place. Suddenly, he was filled with hot tears: "Does my zombie clan have such a hero? How did I not notice it before! With such endurance, he will surely become a great talent in the future!"

  The minister couldn't help but have a black line on his head, and this is what Mao must become a great instrument: "Hmph, Old Big, you'd better hurry up and give the order, or else there will be changes!"

  Pan Wang hesitated for half a day before reluctantly pulling out a small bottle from his bosom. The small bottle was crystal clear, with a dark green gas inside. This was Pan Wang's treasured family heirloom, the Wanmo Corpse Poison, which would cause any living being that smelled its fumes to become a half-human, half-corpse creature, and uncontrollably gather towards the source of the virus.

  Pan Wang's plan was nothing more than releasing this virus into the human race and then quietly waiting at home for food to be delivered.

  I saw Wanmo's corpse poison and finally breathed a sigh of relief. The eldest in our family has finally taken it out, not easily!

  The bottle was about to be opened, and Jiang Zheng was just thinking of a way to spread the virus. But Wang said: "Hey, brother, it's so late, why don't you have dinner at my place first before leaving?" As he spoke, his eyes kept glancing at the bottle in Jiang Zheng's hand, making him feel like his heart had skipped a beat.

  I didn't expect him to stay for dinner, but thinking about it, my own family's pot is almost empty too. Might as well have a simple meal at Pan Wang's place, this big landlord's house!

  But he always thinks things are too good to be true.

  At this moment, Pan Wang is grasping a huge elk, drinking its sweet fresh blood. And as for me? I'm tearfully staring at the cute little white rabbit in front of me, doesn't my own brother have any shame?

  The Pan Wang, unaware that he was being slandered by his brother, wiped his big mouth and said with a smack: "Old general, why aren't you eating? Are you on a diet or something? Do you want me to help you?" As he spoke, his hand reached out towards the small white rabbit of Jiang Ziya.

  How can I let him get away with it? With a brush, he hid his own dinner in his arms and looked at Pan Wang speechlessly: "Boss, don't you think mine is too small?"

  These words have touched Pan Wang's tail, and he suddenly changed his face. He pointed at Jiang Chen with a painful and urgent expression.

  "What's wrong with being small? Can't small satisfy you?"

  The sound pierced through the clouds, and who knows how much sorrow and indignation was contained within! It was as if one could smell the sadness, see it and weep, and the immense resentment shocked even the zombies surrounding the Panwang Temple into **.

  "Brother... I'm scared stiff by Big Brother."

  "Alas, you're really pitiful. We zombies take pride in being stiff and strong, but you've actually gone limp. Forget it, go kill yourself!"

  "Who was that... I'm also fed up..."

  For a time, the entire zombie clan was filled with mournful cries, countless zombies who had lost their happiness complained everywhere.

  The next day

  I flew towards the human tribe with a huge black eye circle on my head, swaying back and forth. Last night... was truly an unforgettable night, from then on, I remembered this sentence: Small, sometimes you must satisfy yourself!

  Human beings share the same house.

  Since Chi You was torn apart by the six horses, Xuan Yuan ordered his soldiers to put the five pieces of his body in the five extremes of the universe, to prevent Chi You from coming back to life. However, that most important third leg was made into a specimen by Xuan Yuan and stored in his treasure room. Hmm, I didn't think that the method taught by Jade Dragon Shifu would actually work! Hehe, wasn't Chi You always saying how great he was? Now, I, Xuan Yuan, have frozen your precious thing with the extreme cold of the polar ice, and it's shrunk to just a few centimeters. Hehe, indeed, science is the primary productive force! Thermal expansion and contraction, my ass!

  He's quite laid-back now, managing the human tribe with the help of Xuan Nü and San Xiao. He's happy to be idle, just giving some general directions and everything is fine. Apart from that, the human tribe can be considered truly unified, the world is at peace, and the people are rich and content.

  A few days ago, I just sent away the prince of the human tribe who had been lingering around. These guys are really a swarm of locusts, leaving nothing behind wherever they pass. Especially the Jiuli tribe, according to the words of the four dragon princes leading them: We are implementing the Three Emptiness Policy of the Prince!

  In the nine Lei tribe, a large number of Wu Zu's fine blood and heavenly treasures were robbed by these scoundrels. Xing Tian Jiu Feng and other great witches had no room to resist, they couldn't fight back or snatch them back. Just look at those soldiers, each with dozens of storage artifacts in hand... This is a habitual offender! They came prepared.

  Fortunately, Guang Chengzi pitied his own disciples, and these were originally Xuan Yuan's spoils of war. After much persuasion, he finally sent the Taizi Army, which had been plundering the human world for ten years, back to Heaven, and himself returned to Jiuxian Mountain to cultivate in peace.

  Sent away the "moving team", now Xuan Yuan's most wanted thing is to hurry up and get old, he can ascend!

  However, perhaps he would never have thought that the words left by Emperor Shennong when he departed would soon come true. He still remembered the sympathetic expression on Shennong's face as he said: "Xuanyuan, you must eat grass well!"

  It seems like I'm destined to be a cow, can't escape eating grass...

  In a mountain cave very close to the Liren tribe's village, Jiang Zheng had laid out an enormous spell formation, with its eye being the source of the Wàn Mó Shī Gǔ Dú poison.

  "NND, humans have finally grown up, right? I can finally eat a big one!" With an excited heart, the minister decisively activated the large array.

  Suddenly, a thick, dark green gas flew towards the human race.