Chapter 32: Don't dip grass in sauce!
Human beings live in cities, Xuan Yuan's residence.
A figure in a green dress, the lovely and youthful Xiao Jingyu, was chattering away with her beloved sister Bi Xiao. On the other side, Xuan Yuan Huang Di sat on a purple sandalwood dragon chair, looking dispirited as if he had suffered a great blow.
"Jingwei, are you really going to eat it?"
He only saw that he was holding a handful of unknown hay, looking at the daughter of the former co-owner with tears in his eyes, the co-owner of the human race, Jingwei Tongxie.
Jingwei spat out her tongue, she was also helpless, but her own father was indeed this kind of evil character, and at this moment the human race was indeed in a dangerous situation, Xuan Yuan Huangdi was the only one suitable for being the grass eater for the human race.
"Xuanyuan Uncle, just eat it, my father has been eating it for many years and nothing happened."
Xuanyuan rolled his eyes, this is your old man with good teeth and a good appetite, how can I compare to him? Speaking of that Emperor Shennong, he's really a weirdo, don't know what his stomach is made of, eating grass for so many years and still living strong and healthy, indeed very strange.
Yun Xiao was helping Xuan Yuan wash the hay on the side, and that elegant and carefree appearance really made Bi Xiao Jingwei and other little maids envy.
Yun Xiao saw it with his own eyes and thought to himself: What's so surprising about it? He is the Human Emperor, after all. Of course he would be different from ordinary people.
In those days, their master Jade Dragon Prince taught them that to become an outstanding talent, one must have abilities that others can't match. I suppose the Emperor Shennong is just like that!
As he thought about it, he unconsciously nodded his head, with a look of extreme agreement.
The mysterious woman seemed rather indifferent, and besides, she was a foreign friend, so this strange thing was probably just a special hobby of the people from the desolate lands. Her hand gently combed through her silver-white hair, and her eyes involuntarily glanced at Xuan Yuan, still curious about how humans ate grass.
Look at our Emperor Xuan Yuan, at this moment as a human nature, and the safety of the billions of people is tied to his weak heart. The withered grass in his hand slowly becomes exceptionally lovely in his eyes. Alas! Who made me the common master? This arduous task cannot be given to anyone else. For the sake of humanity, what's wrong with eating grass once? Think about the year when Shen Nong was the common master, he ate it for many years!
"Go on! Jingwei, how do you eat this thing?"
Eyes closed, heart at peace, Xuanyuan has gone!
Jingwei looked at Xuan Yuan's pitiful appearance and couldn't help but say, "Uh, Uncle Xuan Yuan, it seems that Father Emperor directly ate...".
Stillness, extreme stillness.
"Don't you need to add some salt or something? Dipping in vinegar and all that, won't it do?"
Is this going to get stuck in my teeth?
"Hmm, Father Emperor said that if this herb is mixed with other things, it will lose its spiritual energy and the effect of the medicine won't be good..." Jingwei directly shattered Xuan Yuan's fantasy.
I'm about to cry but have no tears! Oh heavens! Master! Uncle-Master! Didn't you tell me that as long as the human race is unified, my merit will be complete?!
Qiong Xiao and Bi Xiao, the two girls, felt extremely fortunate in an instant. Fortunately, they were female, so they couldn't become Human Emperors; otherwise, with their master's influence, it was possible that the original Master Ancestor would directly send them to reincarnate as Human Emperors...
"Bring it on! I don't believe you can eat me into submission!"
As a result, people passing by Zhong's house often hear a chilling crunching sound coming from inside, as well as the painful retching sounds of their beloved Xuan Yuan Zhong.
Xuanyuan, in order to verify the efficacy of the medicine, first infected himself with that toxic gas and then experimented with these herbs. Relying on his tenacious willpower and the protection of the Human Emperor's aura, for a time, there was no possibility of mutation.
However, Xuan Yuan soon felt that something was wrong. He only felt his body getting hotter and hotter, as if a stream of evil thoughts kept impacting his soul.
Xuan Yu and the others also saw that Xuan Yuan did not become pale and cold like other people infected with the poisonous gas, but instead his face became redder and he occasionally broke out in sweat, his entire body was burning with fever.
As the daughter of Shennong Huang, Jingwei also has some medical skills: "It doesn't seem to be due to toxic gas, but rather like eating grass caused a problem..."
The Mystic Female is speechless, the Three Pure Ones are speechless.
Xuanyuan was speechless. Could it be that he wasn't suited for eating grass?
Fortunately, this heat came quickly and went quickly, and Xuan Yuan soon recovered normally, and then continued his great career.
For two whole days, Huangdi's physical quality was extremely good, and he had been infected with several concentrated poisonous gases, but he had endured them all. So he could only infect on one side while eating grass on the other.
Fortunately, the heavens blessed him, and Xuan Yuan didn't suffer for long. A dark purple grass medicine took effect, and as soon as he chewed his first mouthful, he felt the strange sensation in his body greatly alleviated. Overjoyed, Xuan Yuan's chewing speed quickened considerably, and with a series of "ahs" and "oohs", he swallowed the originally hard-to-swallow medicine whole, as if it were his favorite chicken leg!
Jingwei and the others had been accompanying Xuan Yuan, seeing him suddenly eat so dryly, and because of the reason for being infected with toxic gas, Xuan Yuan, who emitted a strong corpse aura, obviously recovered.
Hahaha
After eating this lovely herb, Xuan Yuan Zi Zhu laughed heartily.
"It's it! It's it! It's the one! Our friend!" From beside the pile of herbs, another identical herb was pulled out, Xuan Yuan's expression almost frenzied!
Two days of non-stop tasting various dried grasses had almost driven him crazy!
Jingwei and the others heard this and cheered in unison, "Xuanyuan Uncle, the corpse energy on your body has slowly disappeared! This herb is Zi Yun Lingzhi Grass, there are many of them on Mount Xikunlun! You succeeded!"
The Xuan Nu's face, which had remained unchanged for ten thousand years, also revealed a hint of joy. After so many years with the human tribe, she had already developed a good impression of this self-reliant and unyielding race. Now that she had found a way to save them, how could she not be happy?
Yun Xiao smiled gently: "Since the co-owner has found an antidote, let's have us three sisters go to Xikunlun to pick herbs."
The crowd cheered for a while, and then they went their separate ways. Xuan Nü and Jing Wei stayed behind to take care of Xuanyuan who was vomiting and fainting, while the San Xiao sisters flew away to collect purple ginseng in the Western Kunlun Mountains.
Xuan Yuan finally relaxed and lay comfortably on the bed, but strangely, his face would flush red from time to time.
In the distant underworld, outside the sky, in the Moon Palace, Zhang Zilong and his clones would follow Huangdi's lead, red, white, red, white... And the evil fire in their hearts kept impacting the souls of several people.
It's okay, apart from Xuan Yuan, Ye Du, Lu Pan and Zi Wei's clones are all strong, they just feel a little puzzled, but nothing serious.
However, Zhang Zilong, who was injured and was in the Moon Palace to resolve the pre-heavenly turbid air in his primordial spirit, and Xuan Yuan, who was still an ordinary person at this time, couldn't help but feel a little impatient.
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A few days later, another trend emerged among humans, accompanying the common people to eat grass!
It is said that this was prepared by the three beautiful fairy girls for them, which can strengthen their bodies, prevent diseases and disasters. So, each person got a piece of Zi Yun Ling Zhi, although it couldn't be considered a sacred grass, but it just happened to counteract that corpse poison.
The human race gradually stopped mutating.
However, Xuan Yuan, who had made great contributions to them, was somewhat spiritually dazed and speechless these days. It turned out that in the past few days, Xuan Yuan would always find himself having a wet dream after waking up... Looking at his pants, those large patches of dampness, nearly forty-year-old Emperor Xuan Yuan, almost had a mental breakdown.
Okay, although for various reasons, Xuanyuan did not marry Lu Zu, and even after being the co-ruler for so many years, he never touched a woman. In the human tribe, he is considered a super diamond bachelor.
But still a middle-aged man in his late 40s, one or two times is fine, but every day like this, how can Xuan Yuan bear it?
But little did he know that in Huoyun Cave, his two predecessors were using their magical powers to observe him and were currently engaged in a most unregal and undignified struggle with each other.
"Shennong! Look at the good deed you've done, what has happened to our emperor brother!" Fuxi wailed loudly, grabbing Shennong's collar.
Shennong knew he was in the wrong, but still stubbornly retorted: "This is the will of heaven, to prove a king, one must go through many hardships, and it's destined that the prince will have this calamity!"
"...Don't you feel embarrassed?"
"Sorry, Master Duobao told me back then, people who like blushing faces don't get a good deal!"
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The humans stopped the corpse transformation, and soon discovered that on the other side of the mountain, the Panwang and Jiangchen were furious because many of their tribesmen had not received food, and they began to fight with the zombies who had previously received food.
"You dare! How can humans possibly unravel the potent poison I've concocted!"
His eyes flashed with golden light for a moment, and then he said reluctantly: "It's Shen Nong and Xuan Yuan, they found the Zi Yun Lingzhi grass."
The Pan Wang was stunned, it turned out that this guy had saved on materials and omitted one of the spiritual herbs when refining the poison. The five elements and all things are interdependent and restrain each other. Because a crucial ingredient was missing, the Wanmo Corpse Bone Poison had a huge weakness, which happened to be the Zi Yun Lingzhi grass.
"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have been so stingy!"
"You just know...". Left me speechless.
But is regret useful? Unfortunately, there's no medicine for regret... (PS: Uh, this book has already been signed, please support with votes, collections, and rewards, haha! Also, this book will be removed from the new book list in a week, friends who like it, please collect it so that you can find it easily later)

