Chapter 37: A Pair of Underpants Triggers the Sealing of a God

  It's been nearly twenty years since the Yaoji incident, and for humans, that classic tale of a mortal's romance with an immortal has slowly become a memory. Occasionally, some lonely men would gaze up at the starry sky, fantasizing about having a celestial maiden fall in love with them at first sight. Of course, such things are impossible in this short lifetime.

  Yuquan Mountain, Jinxia Cave

  A handsome young man sat quietly under the waterfall, contemplating the grandeur of nature. The misty water vapor blurred his figure into a painting, and it seemed that the person in the water was the fairy maiden from the moon palace.

  No mistake, Yang Jian classmate from a teenager, grew into a national beauty youth, um... no mistake, is the national beauty, with the same face as the heavenly beauty Yao Ji eight years ago, and with that temperament of elegant and refreshing, it's simply a top-notch imperial sister.

  Unfortunately, he's a man...

  Yu Ding Zhen Ren can be said to have taught Yang Jiaolong wholeheartedly, even giving him the divine artifact Three-Pointed Double-Edged Knife that he had obtained by chance as a weapon. It's worth noting that Yu Ding Zhen Ren is second only to Huang Long in terms of spiritual treasures within the Tianyi Sect, and since he has cultivated the Nine-Turns Profound Technique, ordinary innate spiritual treasures do not greatly enhance his combat power. Spiritual treasures like the God-Slaying Spear are rare and hard to come by, so he simply doesn't use any weapons. As a true man, one must punch with all their might to feel truly exhilarated! This is a profound saying that Yu Ding obtained after taking Yang Jiaolong in.

  And regardless of this unspoken affection between master and disciple, the heavenly court was quiet for a few days before becoming lively again.

  "Alas? Barefoot Immortal, have you ever heard that the underwear of our Jade Emperor has gone missing?" A rosy-cheeked and white-toothed young immortal was playing chess with the famous Barefoot Immortal.

  Barefoot Immortal calmly dropped an egg: "Underwear? What is underwear?"

  This underwear has a great origin, it is said that the noble prince Jade Dragon of the Heavenly Court designed a comfortable, convenient and easy-to-wear garment for the benefit of all immortals, with different styles for men and women. Since then, top-level immortals in the Heavenly Court, such as Queen Mother of the West, the Seven Fairies, and the Golden Star of Supreme Heaven, have started an underwear fashion trend.

  Among them, the female immortals are the most crazy. The legendary suit of divine-level clothing can correct the chest for the fairy ladies and prevent them from being seen through. It's truly a treasure that immortals with taste cannot resist choosing.

  Unfortunately, this attire did not spread widely. It is said that the Crown Prince thought that undergarments should be a symbol of the heavenly court's high-ranking officials. In fact, all the fairies knew that the Crown Prince was doing it for his own visual pleasure. If all the fairy maidens wore undergarments, where would the numerous fairy friends, especially the Jade Dragon Crown Prince, go to appreciate an accidental glimpse of spring?

  "The Great Immortal is not aware of this, undergarments..." The young immortal was also a loose cultivator and saw that the barefooted Great Immortal had something that he didn't have, so he immediately explained this secret with great enthusiasm.

  Barefoot listened and became even more puzzled: "If it's that important, how could Emperor Haotian lose it?"

  The young man looked around, saw no one nearby, and whispered in his ear: "It's said to be a certain Taoist friend from the Western Church, who heard about this thing and stole it after exhausting all his ingenuity."

  He was taken aback for a moment, and then his whole body began to tremble. Western Sect? Sweat! Those mentally unstable cultivators might actually be capable of such evil deeds! It seemed that because the Western Sect didn't have any female cultivators, after years of accumulation, these cultivators had become somewhat abnormal. When they saw beautiful female cultivators, they didn't react much, but if they saw handsome and elegant or stunningly good-looking male cultivators, their eyes would light up like a wolf seeing a sheep!

  The two of them exchanged a glance, conveying: You understand! After these three words, they didn't speak again. It's worth noting that the Jade Emperor has a spy tool - the Heavenly Mirror. If he finds out someone is secretly making fun of him, they'll have to make an appearance on the Execution Platform.

  What was the Jade Emperor doing at this time when he was being insulted?

  If someone approaches the Lingxiao Hall, they can see a team of attendants busy carrying out various discarded items, such as broken porcelain pieces, broken chairs, or even lifting out several seriously injured guards.

  It can be imagined how terrifying Ling Xiao Hall is!

  "Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!" The thunderous roar stimulated the ears of the passing immortals, scaring them so much that they all covered their heads and fled in a hurry, not daring to stay near the Lingxiao Hall for half a step.

  Only to see the Jade Emperor's face turned green like a bluestone, his majestic eyes almost spewing out raging flames. Ever since he discovered that several of his underpants had gone missing, he hastily took out the Heavenly Mirror to investigate. Upon taking a look, he nearly fainted from rage. In the mirror, several bald-headed Western monks were holding up the Jade Emperor's underpants and comparing them with those of other deities. One said, "No wonder he is the supreme ruler of the three realms, his underpants are indeed full of masculine energy." Another said, "Just by looking at the size of his underpants, you can tell that his abilities in a certain aspect are quite impressive..."

  Haotian had long known that Western religions were muddled and obscure, but he hadn't expected them to be so utterly absurd!

  Actually, he would have thought that all this was a wedding ceremony for his son, when the blood-stained saint at that time vowed to hold countless grand weddings in the Western Church without women. As a result, the Western Church people who were already unstable in their Taoist heart began a vigorous search for spiritual companions. This stir was like a flood that had burst its banks and could not be stopped.

  Isn't there a saying that the higher one's status, the more they can inspire people to conquer them? Just like the Golden Mother of Yaochi, who is revered by all three realms, and countless male immortal cultivators have fantasized about her as their dream lover - even the Jade Emperor himself is no exception. Of course, this time it's just a matter of switching genders...

  The Jade Emperor's furious emotions lasted for over ten days, until the Queen Mother's gentle words of consolation slowly calmed him down.

  But when the Jade Emperor sent people to arrest the offender in the Western Spiritual Mountain with a majestic momentum, the two saints didn't care at all. The naked contempt made the Jade Emperor powerless.

  What can you do? He's a saint after all!

  Adding to the previous incident with Yao Ji, Hao Tian was being calculated but couldn't vent his anger. The two incidents combined together, plus the arrogance of the Holy Gate's disciples over the years, finally prompted Hao Tian to make a decision - to find Dao Zu and report!

  But little did he know that his departure would directly lead to the birth of a catastrophe, truly a rage from the Heavenly Emperor, shaking the Three Realms, and causing the blood of countless immortals to flow like rivers!

  All of this, the Jade Dragon Prince who was locked in the Sun Palace didn't know. If he knew that the Great Calamity of the Sealing of the Gods was triggered by a pair of underwear, I don't know how many eggs would be broken. Can't help but sigh - the truth of history is often unexpected.

  Western Spiritual Mountain

  Zhun Ti's face revealed a hint of color as he walked in from outside, seeing Jie Ying still sitting cross-legged and contemplating the Great Way. He couldn't help but chuckle: "Elder brother, just now that Haotian actually dared to question us saints with such arrogance, truly an insignificant ant who doesn't know its place!"

  Jie Ying's eyes widened as he gazed at his junior brother, who was still savoring the aftertaste. He let out a soft sigh, thinking to himself that this guy still thought it was exhilarating to humiliate Tian Di, unaware of the great calamity that was approaching! Although Jie Ying didn't know what the calamity was, with his unyielding Dao heart, he still caught a whiff of an uneasy aura.

  This introduction of the saint is not like Zhun Ti, he is good at calculating and strong in endurance, a hard cultivator. For his own master's brother's behavior, although he feels wrong in his heart, for the harmony of the master brothers, it's not good to make a fuss, just thinking that one day Zhun Ti can understand himself, be more restrained in doing things, who knows before waiting for Zhun Ti to change, directly humiliated Huang Tian.

  Unfortunately, some things are done and can't be undone, no matter how much you want to regret them.

  A catastrophe that will sweep through the four major sects of Xuanmen is about to unfold. Will the Western Sect, which has joined forces with Fengshen, still destroy people and bring about their own downfall? Will the original saints of the Zhantai Sect unite with the West to suppress Tongtian?

  (Going out for dinner... This chapter is a bit late, sorry. Three chapters will be updated tomorrow.)