Chapter 001: A Beauty on the Bed

  "Hmm..." I stretched and slowly opened my eyes, subconsciously reaching for the clothes beside me, but something blocked my way. Out of curiosity, I wanted to touch it to see what it was. The moment my hand touched it, a electrifying sensation made me freeze on the spot.

  Smooth and tender, full of elasticity, I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, my hands were shaking slightly, but still moved upwards.

  Before long, I was holding a huge lump of flesh in my hand! No, to be precise, I was only holding half of it!

  "I must be dreaming..." He said with a silly smile on his face.

  Everyone knows that a loser, if he encounters something like sleeping with a beauty, there are only two possibilities. One is when watching Japanese porn and fantasizing about those female leads whose names you can tell just by looking at their lower body, the other is when dreaming!

  I just woke up, the computer wasn't even on, so there was no material for me to fantasize about. My hands must have been free, so I must have been dreaming, and it was a very good dream! Once I realized I was dreaming, I felt relieved.

  It's been a long time since I've had such an exciting dream, and it's rare for me to encounter one, so let's enjoy it while we can, or else I'll regret it when I wake up suddenly!

  Thinking of this, his hands once again began to wander over that enchanting body.

  "Hmm..." Just as I was thoroughly enjoying myself, a sudden murmur sounded in my ear.

  I've been touching for so long and still don't know the girl's face. I slowly lifted the corner of the quilt, wanting to take a look at who was the heroine in my spring dream.

  Since I was certain that I was dreaming, I became a bit bolder.

  I thought it would be like the last few times and I wouldn't be able to see the girl's face clearly, but in fact, it was beyond my expectation.

  The word "beauty" seems insufficient to describe the girl's appearance. I don't know what kind of words to use to describe her facial features. She is really too beautiful!

  Although her eyes were closed, I was drawn to those closed eyes, long black hair draped over her shoulders, although a bit disheveled, but added a few more charming.

  This girl's face is pure and lovely, but she always gives me a charming feeling, and I am unconsciously attracted to her.

  Compared with a girl's face, I am now more curious about her figure. Humans are always full of curiosity towards everything unknown and want to know the answer.

  Then I was completely flipped over, and a perfect body appeared before my eyes...

  If I were to describe the girl in front of me as having an angelic face and a devilish figure, I think that would be a bit too cliché. The girl was lying on her side, her body curled up, and that one black streak amidst the white was conveniently blocked by her hand.

  "What a pity... it was just a dream..." I sighed helplessly.

  Just as I was about to move the girl's hand away and take a look at what color that most mysterious wood ear was, the girl suddenly opened her eyes and said dazedly: "What are you doing?"

  The girl's voice was like heavenly music, and I put away all my evil thoughts. With a look of embarrassment, "Uh... this... I..." I was about to say something when the girl on the bed suddenly opened her eyes wide and kicked me off the bed with one foot.

  "My grass!" I hadn't even reacted yet, and wearing only my four-cornered underpants, I had an intimate contact with the ground. My height is about 1.85 meters, but I'm relatively thin, although not to the extent of being skin and bones, but still belonging to the ranks of the skinny.

  At the moment of contact with the ground, intense pain made me howl, at this time I felt that I should go and be a tenor, maybe it would be very promising.

  "What a misfortune, even in a dream...". Just as I was saying that, I suddenly froze. Isn't it true that you can't feel pain in dreams? The piercing pain on my body seemed to be telling me that all of this wasn't just a dream after all.

  There is really an absolutely stunning beauty lying on my bed!

  But what shocked me wasn't over yet, the girl sat up from the bed, her face red like a ripe apple, glaring at me furiously. I was just about to open my mouth to explain something, but the next scene forced the words back into my stomach.

  Only to see that the beauty's head, suddenly grew two white fox ears, and behind her, nine white fox tails appeared, protecting herself in front of her, wrapping herself up, only exposing her legs and head on the outside.

  "Monster...... monster...... monster......" I stared at everything in front of me, already shocked to the point where I couldn't speak, only feeling like I couldn't catch my breath, with a slight sense of cerebral hypoxia, and then everything went black as I fainted.

  When I woke up again, I found myself lying on the bed instead of on the ground. I remembered that before I fainted, I was definitely lying on the ground. I couldn't help but smile wryly: "Looks like I really was dreaming..."

  I had just sighed when a voice as sweet as music came from beside me: "What were you saying about your dreams?"

  If I heard this sound normally, I would be overjoyed and might even sneak into the bathroom to masturbate. But now I won't, because this sound is from my dream, the voice of that nine-tailed fox girl! No! Or maybe everything just now wasn't a dream at all!

  The girl in a white dress was squatting at the bedside, her eyes full of puzzlement looking at me.

  Although she didn't have fox ears or a fox tail, the girl's existence proved that everything before wasn't a dream. So to say, this girl is a fox spirit!

  "What... what are you, and why are you in my house!" I wrapped myself in the quilt, sitting on the bed, my voice trembling with fear. Just yesterday, I had read about the legend of the fox spirit, which was said to mimic the cry of a baby to lure people into checking, then devour them!

  There is also a kind of Dao that is quite high, which transforms into a beautiful woman, seduces men, and then eats their liver when they are infatuated! Thinking about the girl lying on my bed just now, isn't this seducing me?!

  I think I've never done anything too bad in my life, except for that one time when I was twelve and peeked at the young woman next door while she was taking a bath...

  The more I think about it, the more I don't understand. Although I'm not one of those good young men who help old ladies cross the street, I'm not bad either! Just like last time when I was coming back from school and saw a pregnant woman, I even gave up my seat to her! Although my main goal was to look at her huge breasts, after all, I did do a good deed, right?

  Is it because I've been masturbating more frequently lately, and the number of dead descendants has increased, that you're looking for me? Bullshit! What a joke, I don't believe that in such a large piece of land, there's only one loser like me who masturbates!

  "Didn't you bring me back? Now why are you asking me instead?" The girl furrowed her brow, saying to me with some puzzlement.

  I was stunned as soon as I heard it, what did I bring back? What is all this nonsense! Yesterday when I came back, apart from a few rotten books on the small stall, I didn't even bring back a living thing, how could I have brought back a fox demon?!

  At this time, the girl spoke again: "Have you really forgotten?"

  The beauty looked at me as if she really didn't know, so she nodded and blinked her big eyes, saying in that voice that was too good to hear: "Do you still remember the ancient book you brought back yesterday?"

  "Are you talking about that rotten book that records the legend of the Fox Fairy?" As soon as she said this, I immediately thought of the book called "The Legend of the Fox Fairy" that I bought from a small stall on my way home yesterday.

  That book only has a few pages, recording some introductions of fox spirits, such as how they harm people and the classification of their powers.

  Speaking of buying that book, it was indeed an unexpected event. That day I originally planned to buy several "Liu Bei" books, but the boss said they were all sold out and asked if I wanted a copy of ancient erotic paintings instead. Having no other choice, I decided to buy one.

  The boss took out a rotten book... or rather, an old-fashioned book, and let me take a look. I couldn't help but exclaim that the predecessors were so awesome! The pose was simply too cool, it's just that the drawing was a bit ugly.

  Although it's impossible for a loser like me to hook up with a beauty, I never know when it might come in handy someday, so I'd better study hard. Who knows, one day I'll bring home something that looks different from what I expected, and it turns out to be "The Legend of the Fox Fairy". I saved a week's worth of money to buy this worthless thing, I really want to tear it up, but since I spent money on it, I'll just grit my teeth and take a look. Unexpectedly, it has something to do with this beauty.

  As I thought of this, I looked at the beauty and said: "Remember, I also helped it draw nine tails by the way, what does this have to do with you?" I've had a habit since childhood, which is scribbling and drawing randomly in my textbooks. This habit has never been changed until now. When I saw that fox didn't have a tail at first, I was itching to draw one on it.

  And with one stroke, it's like nine strokes, vivid and lifelike. Although I'm not a professional, practice makes perfect, and the painting is quite impressive.

  The beauty listened to me finish, her face filled with excitement: "I am that fox spirit, and you helped me paint my tail, saving me!" The beauty said, closing her eyes, looking very pleased: "After being trapped for five hundred years, Su Mei'er has finally returned to the mortal world once again!"

  "Five... five hundred years!" I never would have thought that this beautiful young woman, who looks like she's only seventeen or eighteen years old, has a lifespan of over five hundred years! No! It's not just five hundred years! Five hundred years is just the amount of time she was sealed in "The Legend of the Fox Spirit"!