Chapter 23: Then Let's Eat Ji

  "What's wrong?" Mei'er said, looking at me with a puzzled expression. She didn't notice that my attention was focused on her twin peaks. I snapped back to reality and coughed awkwardly: "Nothing, nothing. Are you hungry? I'll go make something for you to eat."

  As she spoke, she stood up. Just a few steps away, I suddenly thought of something and turned to look at Mei'er, saying: "Mei'er, aren't you a fox fairy? Haven't you already reached the state called 'ass', why are you still hungry?"

  Mei'er listened and shook her head in confusion: "I don't know either, I woke up feeling extremely hungry, you weren't around, so I went out to find something to eat, but couldn't find anything..."

  "What do you want to eat?" I asked with a smile, looking at Miao's cute appearance. Miao heard me say that and excitedly said: "I want... to eat chicken!" I almost fell to the ground when I heard this, my mind racing! Eating chicken... could it be that I'm too evil?

  But Mei'er's words are a bit too much, right? Has she ever thought that I'm a man, and a sentimental little virgin at that? This sentence is simply making me **burn with shame.

  I forced a few dry laughs to ease my embarrassment: "But it's already late now, where can I go to buy... chicken for you?" In fact, what I wanted to say was, Mei'er, there is one right here, do you want to eat it? Spit! Spit! Spit! What am I thinking about randomly! I'm a decent person in the summer, a decent person, understand?!

  "But Mei'er is so hungry..." Mei'er's face fell, and I couldn't bear the sight of her, so I reluctantly said: "Okay, I'll go to the supermarket and take a look. Those packaged roasted chickens aren't very tasty, you'll have to make do for now."

  Mei'er heard what I said and excitedly hugged me: "I knew it, Xia Tian is the best!"

  I'm very happy, with a kind of suffocating feeling. Of course, happiness won't make me suffocate... what's making me suffocate is... Mei'er's two big mountains in front of her chest, it's really hard to bear.

  Xia Tian thought of rising again, but I absolutely couldn't let it happen. I gently pushed Mei'er away and pulled her small hand: "Let's go, you can't leave my side, we'll go together."

  Mei'er nodded happily and bounced up and down, pulling me along: "Come on, Summer!" Mei'er now looked just like a little girl, nothing like the centuries-old fox spirit she was.

  I went out and hailed a taxi. At this time, the large supermarket should have closed, but some small shops nearby should still be open.

  The taxi stopped, but I felt that this car was so familiar. Could it be that fat guy again?

  "Hey, kiddo, we meet again!" The driver stuck his head out, grinning at me, and my face immediately turned sour...

  Damn it! How is it this fat guy again? Is he the only one driving a taxi? What about others?!

  I forced a laugh and said awkwardly: "Ah... yeah, we meet again..."

  The driver also had a smile on his face, but when he saw the girl next to me, the smile on his face suddenly disappeared, and he was stunned for a long time before coming back to his senses. He looked at me and said: "Young man, having two boats under your feet is not good!"

  "Uncle, when did I ever have two boats under my feet! Don't think wildly, okay!" I said with a bad tone: "You're simply a perfect match for Lin sister!"

  "Hey! We're all experienced people, no need to cheat me! You dare say that you didn't go to the hospital to get your girlfriend an abortion?" That fatty had a complacent attitude, at that time I really wanted to punch him to death! Not just one punch would settle it, it's simply not satisfying!"

  "This is actually my girlfriend! I went to the hospital to see a friend!" I said angrily as I hugged Mei'er tightly.

  Who knew Mei'er would suddenly say: "Summer...Mei'er isn't something that can be eaten..." leaving me with nothing to do but laugh dryly, damn it! What is this supposed to mean?

  "It seems I misunderstood, sorry little guy!" The fat man continued, "Your girlfriend is pretty, much prettier than Sora Aoi!"

  I'm so frustrated! Is this praising someone or mocking them?!

  "That... that... brother..." The old man looked at me and suddenly rubbed his hands together, with a lewd expression to the point of death. I looked at him with goosebumps all over my body, even Mei'er frowned.

  I was about to stop someone from knowing that suddenly spoke fluently: "How old is the Lin sister you mentioned earlier? Can you introduce me?" He even lowered his head, looking embarrassed: "Don't look at me like I'm so old, but I still haven't married..."

  My god! Uncle, can you please not be so perverted?! I can barely tolerate Lin's personality, but this uncle is really too much for me to handle. Lin isn't that old, just a few years older than me, and she's still in college. She's taking care of the house for her aunt, who's on her honeymoon with her husband after being married for decades - they're really open-minded! So they left everything at home to Lin to take care of.

  I casually said a sentence, didn't expect this uncle to take it seriously, I suddenly thought of a word "qi pai", don't know if it can describe the uncle in front of me, or maybe another one is "ji pin"?

  "Hey mister, I suddenly thought of something, so I won't take this ride!" After saying that, she pulled Mei'er and ran away. Goodbye mister, goodbye... no! It's never see you again!

  "Slow down in the summer!" I pulled Mei'er to sprint, and soon disappeared from the sight of that weirdo. Mei'er was pulled by me to run too fast, and said with some resentment.

  Actually, I didn't want to run that fast either, but those two bouncy balls were jumping around, and I just wanted to take a closer look. My gaze shifted away from the swaying twin peaks, and I loosened my grip, looking at Mei'er and saying: "Sorry...I was a bit too hasty..."

  I suddenly thought of a good excuse: "Aren't you hungry? I want to take you to eat roast chicken quickly..."

  If I drag that fat uncle into this, I'll have a lot of explaining to do.

  "Yes, Mei'er is so hungry! Let's hurry up in the summer!"

  Mei'er pulled my hand again and said to me: "Hug me."

  I was stunned when I heard that, what does this mean, is she suggesting doing that with me? Isn't it inappropriate in such a public place? Alright, fine, actually there's no one around here anyway...

  "What's wrong with you, hurry up and hug me!" Mei'er said with a frown, I came back to my senses and hastily hugged her, but in the heat of the moment, I accidentally grabbed onto Mei'er's chest, I really was just careless...

  The feel was truly great, Mei'er looked at my hands grasping her chest: "I let you hug me, what are you doing with your hands there, you big fool!" As she said that, Mei'er wrapped her arms around me, and with a light tap of her toes, I only felt a "whoosh" and we were already in mid-air. Scared to death, I didn't care about the feel anymore, and hastily hugged Mei'er tightly. Indeed, at critical moments, one's life is still the most important thing.

  "Where is the supermarket you mentioned? I'll take you there, it's faster that way." Mei'er said to me while looking around.