Chapter 39: Lin Jie's Pitfall

  "Sister Lin, how..." I hadn't even finished saying the two words "I'm here" when Sister Lin slapped me in the face with a loud "slap", shouting "Rascal!" Then, with another "slap", she slammed the bathroom door shut.

  Damn it! I'm taking a bath, who did I offend? Is this necessary?! It's me who's being seen naked, okay?!

  Alright, it's my fault, I should have locked the door when I left, but since I'm used to living alone, what's the harm in not locking the door? Heaven is blind!

  "Ah!" Just as he was grumbling, Lin's sharp cry came from outside again.

  What's going on? Although I know that Lin sister's personality is prone to being startled, but judging from her cry for help, things seem more complicated than that.

  She didn't even bother to rinse off all the foam on her body, and hastily wrapped a towel around her waist before rushing out: "Lin sister, what's wrong?"

  As soon as I finished speaking, I looked up and thought, "What country is this TV series from?"

  Only to see the charming girl's two hands pinning Lin sister on the sofa, while Lin sister's posture is extremely sexy, with her knees bent on the sofa and her small buttocks raised high. If she had a chest, it would definitely make me bleed from my nose!

  Before I could stop her, Mei'er looked at me with a serious face: "Xiatian, the guy who bullied you last time is here again!"

  "Mei'er, let go quickly, she's my sister!" Oh my god, I didn't expect Mei'er to still remember the time Lin jie used a sanitary napkin to stop my bleeding.

  The girl looked at me, blinked her charming big eyes, hesitated for a moment, and finally reluctantly let go of my hand.

  "In the summer, your girlfriend is like this!" Lin sister rubbed her arm and said to me with some grievance.

  Jianlin's sister saw Mei'er being taken advantage of and felt secretly pleased, jokingly saying: "That's right, you've already seen her boyfriend's body, if you don't do something about it, won't you lose face?"

  When I said that, Lin's face suddenly turned red and she pouted her mouth and said stubbornly: "I didn't do it on purpose..."

  Jianlin sister doesn't seem to have any intention of apologizing, and I won't force her either.

  With a smile, he said to Lin Jie and Mei Er: "Harmony brings wealth, you two chat first and resolve the misunderstanding, I'm still taking a bath." After finishing speaking, he turned around and left this place of dispute.

  After taking a shower, my whole body feels much more relaxed. The only thing that's a pity is the clothes that were ruined by the dirty water, although they're just street stall goods, but after all, they're worth 180 yuan.

  I changed into new clothes, also from the street stall, a white T-shirt, dark blue jeans, and the leather belt that had been with me for two years. I wore a pair of flip-flops and went to the living room.

  I thought it was impossible for the simple and naive Mei'er and the somewhat neurotic Lin sister to get along, especially since Mei'er still held a grudge against Lin sister for helping me stop the bleeding earlier. But looking at them now, they were chatting away harmoniously, even laughing from time to time.

  He took out three bottles of Coke from the refrigerator, opened one with his mouth and drank it directly, put the remaining two on the table, indicating that Lin Jie and Mei'er could drink at will, and sat down on the sofa with a plop.

  Although I've gone through foundation building and been baptized by the pseudo-spirit stone, I still think it's unnecessary to waste any more energy.

  I, a poor guy, wouldn't normally prepare these drinks at home. A bottle costs 2 or 3 yuan, it's not as cost-effective as drinking tap water. But since my daughter drank Coke last time and fell in love with it, I had no choice but to prepare some. Although it hurts me to spend the money, thinking about the 500,000 yuan in my bank account makes me feel a bit more at ease.

  "Sister Lin, looking for me about something?" He put down the half-empty bottle of Coke and looked at Sister Lin.

  Lin sister took a glance at me: "I just want to see if you're dead or not."

  If I'm still drinking Coke at this time, I must spray Lin Jie with another brain, what's the point of me dying! I risked my life to break through the siege and rescue her, only to get such a sentence in return. According to the reasonable development of the plot, it would be good if she didn't sacrifice herself for me!

  I pursed my lips and didn't say a word, knowing that explaining too much to Lin would be useless. I just kept quiet, who knew that responding with one sentence would bring about an earth-shattering answer.

  Lin sister moved from the opposite sofa to this side, stuck her body against me, and whispered in my ear: "You little guy has been acting strange lately?"

  I shifted my body back a bit, and the air that Lin sister breathed out of her mouth really made me uncomfortable.

  "What did you say?" He asked, taking a sip of his drink, looking at her with a puzzled expression.

  "You were a naughty kid before, but you never got to the point of fighting with others. And when did you become so capable that you can jump three feet high?" Lin sister had an expression as if she thought she was very clever, it's really infuriating, can't help but sigh, how did these two people grow up with such likable faces?

  "I..." was about to speak up, but Lin sister continued: "Also, that day you suffered such a severe injury, how come there isn't even a single scar on your body?"

  "Do I have scars on me? You know?" I said irritably.

  Who knew that Lin Jie heard me say this, and instead came to spirit: "Of course, I just saw it earlier, your back is white and smooth, not a single scar!"

  My god! She actually had the nerve to say that. Sometimes I really suspect she's a male soul in a female body.

  "That's not it, I'm not Superman, no scars left, mainly because your 'big band-aid' is used well, the bleeding stops quickly!" I said with a half-joking tone.

  Lin sister heard me say that, her face involuntarily turned red, and she punched my chest, then said shyly: "You still say!"

  "Sister, can you be gentler next time?" I said with a frown, pretending to be in pain.

  Lin sister saw me like this and knew I was pretending, she said "Alright, got it!" but still gave me a punch.

  "Your girlfriend, isn't bad!" Lin sister looked at Mei'er with a mischievous smile: "Quite innocent, really don't know what she sees in you."

  "What's wrong with this? You're getting angry and pointing at yourself: 'What's wrong with just this one thing?'"

  "Haha, your pubic hair isn't even fully grown yet, and you dare to make jokes with me? Don't think I don't know you're still a virgin!" Lin sister had a schadenfreude expression.

  I just played along with her and didn't directly answer her question, pretending to be pitiful: "It's my first time, you should be gentle, okay?"

  Lin sister's face turned red, she stood up, took out her phone and glanced at it: "It's getting late, I just came to see if you had anything going on. Since there's nothing, I'll take off then." She even waved goodbye to me.

  I lazily sat on the sofa and raised my hand to say to Lin sister: "Slow walking, no need to see me off!"

  "Sister knows the way, no need for you to send." Lin sister had a mischievous smile on her face, and I always felt that something bad was going to happen. Sure enough, Lin sister bent down next and whispered in my ear: "Your girlfriend isn't wearing a bra!" After saying that, she laughed loudly like in a TV drama and walked away.

  I stood there in a daze, and at this time Mei'er looked at me inappropriately and asked: "What did Meng Xin sister say to you just now?"

  Damn it! How am I supposed to answer this?!