Chapter 35: Hey, bro!

  "Oh no!" I was really helpless, why did Lin sister only show her mighty power when facing me?

  Maybe I was too loud, Lin sister hid her head in my arms and didn't say a word, I seemed to have gone overboard.

  Gao Shuai and those thugs are getting closer and closer to me. Looking at the height of the wall, I decided to take Lin Jie and jump over it, but can I really jump over it?

  "Come on, get up!" Gao Shuai looked at me standing still on the spot, a sly smile rising from the corner of his mouth. He seemed to think he was quite handsome and even flipped his bangs, what an idiot.

  Can't go on like this, these thugs are coming together, I'm fine even if nothing happens, but what about Lin sister?

  No way, gotta jump! Take a deep breath, grit teeth, eyes fixed firmly, sprint, numbness, I'm going all out!

  "Hum, deathbed struggle!" Gao Shuai was stunned for a moment, but then reacted and guessed my thoughts, even using an idiom.

  He gritted his teeth and sprang up with all his might. Good heavens!

  I don't know either if I can jump over it. Although I've built a foundation, holding Lin sister and running doesn't seem cumbersome, but after all, my heart is not at ease.

  The physical quality after the foundation is much beyond my expectation, and it's about to jump over the wall.

  Gao Shuai and those thugs were all stunned, then came back to their senses and started cursing loudly.

  "Grass, how is this possible, how can this kid jump so high!"

  "This wall is almost three meters high?"

  "Is this kid playing parkour?"

  "Damn it, he's actually getting away!"

  "Almost! Just a little bit more!" Originally thought it was going to jump over, but still fell short by just that much.

  If I fall now, it's all over! No way, I'm Xia Tian! I must be able to jump over!

  "Ah!" In mid-air, there was nowhere to borrow strength from, but I still exerted myself fiercely, wanting to go even higher. This time, I really used up all my energy, including the strength needed to take a crap.

  At this time, the true energy in the dantian suddenly circulated, and I was once again elevated to a higher height in mid-air, directly jumping over the high wall.

  "This, this is a double jump from Contra?" In the moment of landing, Gao Shuai's surprised voice came over, followed by an ear-piercing curse.

  "Ah, I'm safe..." I let out a sigh of relief and leaned directly against the wall, my forehead covered in sweat. That was really too close for comfort just now.

  "It was so exciting just now!" Lin sister suddenly lifted her head up, with a smiling face, as if she really enjoyed it.

  "This is really a freak! Just now I was scared to death, it was her too!"

  "Or else, shall we try again?" I said with a raised eyebrow and a hint of playfulness.

  Lin sister heard me say this, her face suddenly turned white, and she hastily shook her head: "No, don't!"

  Helplessly smiled, it seems that Lin sister is just showing off with her mouth.

  "Now it's safe, you can put me down." Lin sister said this, and I only then noticed that this posture seemed to be somewhat improper.

  Just as he was about to put her down, Lin sister suddenly said: "Xiatian, your phone is poking me."

  "I was stunned: 'Cell phone? What cell phone? My cell phone and money are all in the back pocket of my pants, how could it have touched you?'"

  "Oh, it should be that piece of board brick?" Lin sister guessed.

  "The brick has been thrown away by me long ago!" I said in a bad temper.

  "What's that thing on top of me?" Lin sister looked puzzled, one hand stretched down, and suddenly I felt Xia Tian being held by a hand, while Lin sister was excited: "I know, haha, it's your little brother!"

  My god! It's really hot today, why didn't Xia Tian give me any hint? He's getting more and more outrageous. But it feels good to be held by Lin Jie's small hands!

  No, it's gone up several points again!

  "Little, little, little brother!" Lin sister was smiling, but suddenly became a stunned expression.

  Damn it! I just realized now, this is really freaking ridiculous!

  "Ah!" Lin shouted loudly, piercing my eardrums, but what was even more painful was yet to come.

  Lin sister originally wanted to withdraw her hand, but in a moment of urgency, her hand was still tightly grasping Xiaotiantian, so she pulled...

  Damn it! My god!

  But surprisingly, Xia Tian suddenly became obedient.

  "Damn it!" I scrunched up my face, furrowed my brow, and it really freaking hurt. Am I going to end up a eunuch or something? I'm still a damn virgin!

  Lin sister heard my cry, as if she realized something, hurriedly loosened her grip on Xia Tian's tender hand, her face flushed with shame, her voice small like a mosquito hum, stuttering and saying: "I, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to."

  "You come down first..." I gritted my teeth and endured the pain. Why was today so unlucky? Was it just because I had obtained a piece of fake Ling Stone?

  Let Lin Jie go, and he quickly turned around, rubbing Xia Tian's back like a pipe, numbly. When did Lin Jie have such great strength? It hurts to death!

  But that's not all, Lin sister's voice came over again: "Xia Tian is so fierce, being caught by me like that, and still able to...". Although Lin sister's voice was very low, I still heard it clearly.

  This Lin sister is really nagging.

  I mobilized my true energy and slowly nourished Little Summer. Before long, that pain gradually dissipated.

  "Whew, fortunately nothing's wrong." I let out a sigh of relief, luckily I'm a cultivator, otherwise I'd be crippled for sure.

  I turned around and put my hands on Lin's shoulders: "Lin, you go back first, I still have something to do, I'll be back later."

  "You, what are you going to do?" Lin sister was a bit flustered. It seems that Lin sister still cares about me a lot. She smiled and said: "Nothing, don't think too much, go back first."

  "But..." Lin sister seemed somewhat unwilling, no way, gentle doesn't work, let's get tough: "Are you leaving or not? If not, I'll call your father!"

  "Then you'd better be gentle..." Lin sister had a shy and coy expression, looking at me with a parched mouth and tongue, Little Xia Tian was restless and seemed to have forgotten the lesson from earlier.

  "Little rascal, I was just joking with you, I'm leaving!" Lin sister smiled and patted me on the shoulder.

  I hope this kind of joke won't be made again in the future. After all, I'm a man, if one day I couldn't hold back and really did that, it would be terrible.

  Lin sister turned around and walked a few steps, suddenly turned her head back, looking at me with some concern: "You be careful."

  It seems that Lin sister has guessed what I want to do...

  "Sighed and said: 'I know.'"

  Lin's figure gradually left my line of sight, now it's time to get down to business.

  I've never been a broad-minded person in summer, since Gao Shuai took the initiative to find trouble with me, it's not my fault! I just don't believe that those thugs can always follow him around!

  With Lin sister gone, it was easy to jump onto the wall, and in the alley, there were no longer any signs of Gao Shuai and others, but they shouldn't have gone far.

  Walking to the entrance of the alley, sticking to the wall, carefully and cautiously poked his head out, and indeed, Gao Shuai and a few others had not gone far.

  Holding my breath, I quietly followed a group of people from behind until they stopped under a large willow tree, seemingly discussing something. I hid to the side and secretly listened in.

  "This son of a bitch can still run away, you bunch of trash!" Gao Shuai angrily pointed at the group and cursed.

  The leader of the gang didn't get angry either, but smiled: "Gao Shaokai didn't mention it before, this kid is a master!"

  "Hmm!" Gao Shuai grunted, saying nothing.

  The leader of the gang continued, "Young Master Gao, although we brothers didn't catch that little brat, but chasing him around has also wasted a lot of energy. You should still pay up first."

  "You didn't even catch him, and you still want money? At the beginning, we agreed that I would give you money only if you crippled one of his legs!" Gao said with a cold smile.

  I didn't expect this tall and handsome guy to be so ruthless, actually wanting one of my legs.

  "Looks like Gao Shao wants to welch on the deal?" The leader of the thugs raised an eyebrow, deliberately shaking the object in his hand.

  "Just now I was in a bad mood, and I said something wrong, so I hope you won't mind, Zhao. This is the price we agreed on before, please check if it's less." Gao Shuai was startled and quickly took out his wallet, pulled out some money from inside, and handed it to the leader of the thugs. Although he didn't know exactly how much money it was, judging from the thickness of the stack of 100-yuan bills, it wasn't a small amount.

  "I believe in Gao Shao's character, so I won't count it." The thug named Zhao Ge said with his mouth, but his hands didn't stop. He counted the stack of banknotes and patted Gao Shuai's shoulder after finishing: "In the future, if Gao Shao has any business, he can continue to find me." Turning around, he smiled at a group of thugs: "Brothers, let's go drink!"

  A group of noisy people left in a hurry, leaving only Gao Shuai standing alone there.

  "Damn it!" Gao Shuai cursed loudly, punching the willow tree with a fist, but it seemed like he used too much force, and his teeth were clenched in pain, tears almost welling up in his eyes.

  This is ridiculous, like an idiot.

  From their conversation, I seem to have guessed something.

  This guy must have bumped into me by chance, because of what happened last time with Mei Xue, he still holds a grudge in his heart, so he asked some people to prepare to mess with me. But unfortunately, they didn't succeed in messing with me and wasted all that money, it's really stupid. I'm so annoyed, why can such an idiot wear Nike? And someone as smart as me is wearing street stall goods? Alas, heaven is blind!

  Gao Shuai was still covering his hand, and I quietly walked to his back, patted him on the shoulder, and smiled: "Hey, brother!"

  "Who is it?" Gao Shuai frowned, turned around, and looked unhappy. But after seeing my appearance clearly, he was so scared that he sat down on the ground with a thud, pointing at me and stuttering: "I-I-It's you!"

  "That's right, it's me." I smiled warmly, but Gao Shuai was so scared that he trembled: "You... what are you going to do!" He looked like he had seen a ghost.

  I smiled: "Nothing, just helping you, treating your stutter." As I spoke, a slap landed on his face.

  Can't help but say, this guy is really too spoiled, one slap and he fainted.

  I didn't continue to move, although Gao Shuai wanted one of my legs, but after all, he didn't succeed.

  But as a young man of the new era, I love to help others, so I took his clothes off and hung them on a willow tree, letting him enjoy the cool breeze and wake up early.

  I was going to leave him a pair of underwear, but I thought it didn't look good, so I took them off.

  Everything is done, feeling doubly refreshed, whistling a little tune and leaving with ease. This is truly the way to hide one's achievements and fame!

  Lin's car had been driven away by her, so she had no choice but to go out onto the street, hail a taxi and head home.

  But the phone suddenly rang, it was an unfamiliar number. Normally, only a few people like Fatso and Zhang Yu would contact me, who could it be? Could it be Qin Shou Sheng?

  Forget it, just accept it for now.

  "Hello? Xia Tian? This is Xu Xin..."