Chapter 25 New Product Launch Humming (⊙o⊙)

  The New Book "Long Live the Male God: Toppling the Number One Male God"

  P.S: In December, the book title was changed to "The Female God of Mischief: The Male God in the Bowl"

  That day, he happened to appear in front of her with a bright sunshine and a white shirt, and also happened to move into her heart.

  She is lively by nature, he is introverted.

  She is very playful, he is very cold.

  She likes to make trouble, he likes quietness.

  Their personalities don't match, there's a generation gap, their heights don't match, can they grow old together?

  "I'm selling cute to you, don't leave me, okay?"

  "Why are you crying?"

  "I was moved by myself."

  "With a face full of wrinkles and still selling cute."

  "Nonsense, those are just age lines..."

  "Can you imitate the woodpecker for me?"

  "How do I imitate it?"

  "Just use my face as the tree."

  As soon as he finished speaking, a certain man disdainfully pushed a certain woman aside.

  She is a black-bellied goddess in other people's eyes, just because she only wants to be the lover of that one person, and forever love only him.

  He is a cold male god in other people's eyes, only because he just wants to be the warm man of her alone, forever warming only one person.

  Simple scenery, brilliant youth, the most beautiful story

  Fragment one:

  "Han Zihao, you big idiot." A certain woman looked at the engagement ring on her hand, trying every possible way to take it off, but unfortunately, it could only be removed by a certain pervert's kiss.

  The man calmly rubbed his temples and said, "You're the big liar."

  "Jian An Ning, you won't be able to escape this life." A certain man's one sentence scared Jian An Ning into hastily running to find her universe-conquering, extremely handsome male god to initiate a runaway marriage plan.

  Fragment Two:

  "Ling Luo Chen, you're ignoring me. This is a serious illness. You need to go see a doctor, take some medicine, if not, you'll have to get an injection, and if it's severe, you'll have to be hospitalized. If the time drags on, you might even need surgery, to cut open your chest and see if you have a heart." A certain woman chattered on and on, bearing 80% resemblance to her grandfather.

  Is being aloof in front of her also a kind of sickness?

  Fragment Three:

  Since Han Xikuo knew her heart that year, she obediently touched her head and said: "Your face value is not bad, your IQ is not low, let's take the selling Meng route with our height."

  The girl clenched her small fist and said with a red face: "It's said that kissing can make you taller, don't force me to resort to any means."

  Height, everyone is over one meter, what's the point of asking. Photos, everyone looks like a person, what else do you want. Grades, everyone has positive numbers, what's the point of asking.

  There's a saying that goes like this: if someone is ugly, they blame their looks; if their legs are short, they blame their height; if they're fat, they blame their appetite; and if they're single, they blame others for lacking taste.

  Fragment Four:

  "Jian Anning, are you a pig?" Han Zihao said with a dark face to Jian Anning.

  Jian An glared at Han Zhihao and said, "What's wrong with you? Why do you have to bring up pigs? Could someone as cute as her be a pig?"

  "What a pig, you're the one who's a pig teammate. If we weren't on the same front line, your confession would have definitely succeeded." Jian An Ning glared at him with her feet propped up, tears rolling in the corners of her eyes.

  "Failed to confess, want to cry, heartbroken? I'm telling you, can't you be stronger? You're so good, aren't you afraid no one will want you? Are you stupid?" Han Zihao pulled Jian Anlin into his arms and comforted her back.

  Fragment Five:

  "After knowing you for so long, I found out that you've fallen in love with someone else. I won't wish you 99 roses; I'm not as kind and generous as you thought."

  "I can be jealous and emotional too. Love is selfish, how could I bear to see you laughing and talking with other people of the opposite sex without feeling anything?"

  "I'm sorry, I can't do it!"

  Fragment Six:

  A woman slapped a large stack of photos on his face and said desperately: "Sorry, I don't love you anymore."

  "Ling Luo Chen, what do you take me for? You discard me like trash when you don't need me and pick me up again when you do. Jian An Ning is not your plaything, you're just taking advantage of my affection for you."

  Ling Luo Chen gazed blankly at the photo that had fallen to the ground, sighed, picked it up and dusted off the dirt before taking it away.