Chapter 3 Be My Girlfriend

  I heard something terrible and my heart tensed up immediately, thinking that the affairs of this world are indeed interdependent with blessings and misfortunes. If I can have such good fortune, I will inevitably pay a painful price for it!

  Lin Qi said, "Uncle, since the Tongling Blood Jade is an ancient relic, it's priceless and has many mysterious aspects that no one has fully understood to this day. Therefore, some evil gangs, antique associations, unscrupulous merchants, and various factions will stop at nothing to get their hands on it. In the future, Uncle will definitely encounter many dangers. Are you afraid?"

  Afraid! Of course, I'm afraid! Think about it, a priceless treasure is always carried around, can't worry that others will rob? They can't rob, and they might kill themselves. Now the Ling blood jade is trapped in Lin Qi's body, the value of this treasure is even more immeasurable. Thinking of this, I am worried, afraid that I have not yet cultivated the "borrowing object to return soul" ability, and have not rescued Lin Qi, but died without a place to bury my body.

  But even if I'm scared, I couldn't show it in front of Lin Qi, so I said heroically: "Don't worry! Don't worry! This jade concerns your life and death, even if someone puts a knife to my throat, I won't give up, even if someone snatches it away, I'll snatch it back no matter what!"

  Spoken with vigor and vitality, with a heroic spirit that seems to depart without looking back.

  "Uncle, you are the only one in this world who can save me from returning to the mortal realm, so don't give up at any time! Among the dozens of special abilities I've passed on to you, the first one is called 'Flying Eaves and Walking Walls'. This ability is the easiest to activate. You just need to follow the secret method, practice for an hour every day, and after five days, you can activate it. When you encounter life-threatening danger and can't defeat them, you can also escape with your life!"

  Flying eaves and walking on walls! Sounds really cool! Will it be more powerful than Duan Yu's Lingbo Micro Step?

  "Uncle, let's stop here for today! Because you haven't activated any of your special abilities yet, my soul is very weak. Later, as your powers grow stronger, my soul will also become stronger, so I need to rest now. Let's talk again next time!" As soon as Lin Qi finished speaking, the green light also disappeared, and everything returned to calm.

  If it weren't for this piece of Ling Blood Jade in my hand, I would have thought that what just happened was just an illusory dream! Afterwards, I found a delicate red string and threaded the jade through it, wearing it around my neck, so that the jade was tightly attached to my warm chest. This way, I felt as if Lin Qi was still in my arms.

  Then, I pressed my index fingers on the temples, closed my eyes, and a string of characters and strange pictures magically appeared in my mind. Following the steps above, I started my initial cultivation.

  The first superpower is flying and wall-climbing, just need to convert the essence in the body into a stream of gas, you can open up the relevant acupuncture points, after opening up the acupuncture points, this superpower can be activated, as Lin Qi said, at least five days are needed to achieve it.

  The second ability is Invincible Divine Power, the third is Heavenly Eye Divine Communication, and so on up to a dozen or more, each with its own name. Looking at these names of abilities, my heart beats wildly. Given time, I can make a comeback! My life is about to open a new chapter, wow!

  An hour later, I finished my cultivation!

  At this time, the sound of a bush warbler came from my stomach, and I suddenly remembered that I hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch yet. So I changed into a new set of clothes, simply tidied up my face, and went out the door.

  After eating and drinking enough, I came to the pedestrian street in the city center as usual, squatting under a camphor tree with a thick trunk, holding a cigarette, watching the beautiful women passing by, and many beauties couldn't help but fly kisses at me frequently. For this kind of ordinary woman, I just smiled and passed by.

  Before the spiritual blood jade dissolved the palm-sized birthmark on my face, I was actually an extremely ugly man. Not only could I not pick up women, but I would often scare them away. Because of this sinful birthmark, I had repeatedly failed in love. In college, I finally managed to date a girlfriend for four years, but before we even slept together, she dumped me and kicked me into the Pacific Ocean.

  After graduating from university and looking for a job, I was ruthlessly eliminated several times due to my imperfect appearance affecting the company's image.

  Later, a manager finally agreed to hire me, but it was a loan shark company. On the first day of work, the manager smiled at me with ill intentions and said: "Xia Jian, do you know why I hired you? It's because of this birthmark on your face, no matter how you look at it, it looks like you're doing this line, cruel and lustful, if you put it on the door, it will ward off evil spirits. So, sending you to collect debts will definitely be a success."

  I also went to a plastic surgery hospital, the doctor looked at my face and shook his head, sighing: "This one? Can't be removed with laser, unless you do a skin graft," I asked him how much the skin graft would cost. He opened his mouth and said 200,000 yuan, which made me so angry that I scolded him on the spot and then stormed out.

  Until I met Lin Qi, I was still a virgin bachelor, and had thought about going to a brothel to lose my virginity, but after holding back for so many years, why should I waste my glorious first time? This is just too inhumane!

  Just then, a particularly elegant and refined older sister, dressed in OL attire, with a stunning figure and a face that was absolutely captivating, walked towards me with an elegant gait, and I was instantly struck by her 360-degree charm.

  When the beauty was only one meter away from me, I finally saw clearly that she wasn't a passerby on the street, but rather Chu Xue - my goddess who lived next door and whom I had brought into my dreams every night to engage in fantasies!

  Although we live close to each other, I have never had the honor of being near water and getting the moon first. For two months, there has not been a single dialogue between us. All I know is that her name is Chu Xue, and she works as a sales director in a cosmetics company.

  I've fantasized countless times about the scene where Chu Xue is conquered by me. In the scene, she admires me, dances for me, and then we sleep together, inseparable. She gasps for breath, with a thousand charms, while I'm full of vigor, drenched in sweat...

  Oh no! Just thinking about this scene makes me excited, my expression is ecstatic, just like a perverted version of Ultraman reborn.

  I don't know where I got the courage from, or maybe I was possessed by lust, so I took a deep breath and walked over, blocking Chu Xue's path. Before she could regain her composure, I blurted out: "Chu...Chu Xue, can you...can you be my woman?"