Chapter 1: Big Brother Lolita

  At noon that day, I was eating a bucket of noodles at home when I received Lin Qi's phone call. She laughed "heh heh" on the phone and said: "Uncle, come help me move! My rent is due, I have nowhere to live, and from now on, I'll be living with you!"

  Ah! Cohabitation! When I heard this word, my body was like a stormy sea, as if I had won a prize of 50 million, and I couldn't believe that a beautiful post-90s girl who is not mainstream would cohabitate with ugly me?

  I hastily pulled out a cigarette from the pack to calm myself, but my hand holding the cigarette was still shaking, and my lips were trembling along with it. This can't be just an erotic dream, can it?!

  I finally extracted a bit of calmness from the overwhelming excitement, and said to Lin Qi on the other end of the phone: "Forget it! A 30-year-old man like me living under the same roof as an 18-year-old girl like you, what would people think? I'm not even acting like a brother or a father, if others found out, they'd think I kidnapped a little girl!"

  "That's it, you have to agree whether you agree or not, I'm informing you, not asking for your opinion. Hurry up and come over!" Lin Qi said before hanging up the phone, then sent a text message with her exact location, reminding me that I must arrive within 10 minutes.

  I didn't have time to think much, changed my clothes and rushed out, when I saw Lin Qi, she had already packed her things, but it was just a simple suitcase, nothing else. I helped her carry the box downstairs, she followed me obediently, and from time to time, her silvery laughter echoed in my ears, stirring up the old tree that was about to sprout new buds in my heart.

  When Lin Qi stepped into my house, she began to glance around with her bright and beautiful eyes. After a while, she curled up her lip and said: "Uncle, why don't you tidy it up? It's like a doghouse! How can people live here?"

  I smiled wryly to myself, thinking that wasn't the way a single man's place usually looked? Lin Qijiao shot me a reproachful glance before throwing herself into cleaning up the household chores. I watched her with a warm feeling in my heart, not expecting that this little girl would turn out to be quite capable and efficient at doing housework.

  Under our joint efforts, the messy house was soon cleaned up. Lin Qi patted the dust off her hands and went to take a bath, while I sat on the sofa in the living room, listlessly watching TV. Although my eyes were fixed on the screen, images of Lin Qi bathing uncontrollably appeared in my mind...

  As I thought about it, my body had a huge reaction, and my pants formed a towering tent-like shape. It was so swollen that it was painful. To avoid being seen by Lin Qi, I could only press the pillar down hard, fearing that this thing would bounce back and hurt someone's life. So, I clamped it between my legs and cursed, "You useless thing, you damn well better behave!"

  "Uncle, where did you put the towel?"

  Lin Qi's sweet voice came from the bathroom, interrupting my thoughts. I hastily responded with a "yes" and took out a brand new bath towel from the bedroom closet to the bathroom door, knocking politely several times.

  Lin Qi opened a door crack, and the crack emitted a sultry heat. Then I saw an arm as white as scallions stretching out from the heat, with a faint red glow on its fair skin, and fine blue veins visible to the naked eye, making one's heart secretly surge with desire.

  I placed the towel in her hand, then arched my body, sandwiching my bulge, and sat back down on the couch in a neat and tidy manner, but the physiological challenge had already reached a fever pitch.

  The bathroom door opened soon, and Lin Qi was standing at the door wrapped in a towel, exuding the temptation of a young girl in early spring. My Adam's apple throbbed, my eyes were fixed, and I stared intently at the little beauty in front of me.

  But all I saw was her wet hair hanging down to her soft, boneless fragrant shoulders, the bangs in front of her forehead dripping with sparkling water droplets, flowing along her perfect cheeks, streaming towards her pale neck, and then flowing towards the unfathomable central plains.

  Two slender legs, tender and delicate, held up her devilish figure, like a lotus flower standing in the wind, yet exuding a shy and unassuming air. Her feet were small and round, with shiny nail polish on her toenails, making her look like a priceless painting of a noble lady.

  If a beauty's upper body is considered the city center, then her lower body is the golden district of the city center. I couldn't help but be enchanted, drunk in my gaze, my eyes fixed on her body for a moment, forgetting that one should not gaze at others improperly. At this time, even if a thunderbolt were placed beside me, it would hardly scare away my greedy stare.

  "Uncle, your saliva is almost overflowing the Yangtze River, how can you let others look at you like that!" Lin Qi reminded.

  It wasn't until she reminded me for the third time that I came to, hastily wiping away the drool at the corner of my mouth and muttering: "Sorry about this, I just...I just lost control!"

  "It's okay to lose face, as long as you don't become a freak! Hehe... Anyway, I've already decided to be Uncle's woman, so why would I care about his rude gaze?" Lin Qi said bluntly, then her figure swayed elegantly as she turned and walked into the bedroom.

  Hmm! She wants to be my woman! Won't happen! Could it be that she's trying to repay the favor of me shouldering 500,000 yuan for her? If so, then I'd be taking advantage of someone in a crisis. Ah, whatever! It's been suppressed for thirty years, and now it's time for the withered tree to bloom again!

  Humans and beasts are just a little bit different, if Lin Qi had spoken a little more flirtatiously, a little more ambiguously earlier, then my hormone gate would have been broken through by her, at that time, I would have put on the beast's battle clothes and taken her in.

  Night falls, hanging down from the ninth heaven, like a black curtain. After Lin Qi and I finished dinner, she went to the bedroom and occupied my bed, so I was relegated to the secondary bedroom.

  Not long after I lay down, I heard Lin Qi shouting loudly. I rushed over and saw her waving a slipper, chasing something. When she saw me, she cried out in distress: "Uncle, just now there was a huge rat running around, it scared me to death! No way, I don't dare sleep alone, you come over and sleep with me!"

  What! My heart is racing violently, isn't this development too fast?! Even if I have a warm and gentle heart, I shouldn't make my move on the first day they've just moved in, should I?! Looks like there's going to be some action tonight! And it's going to be a grand performance of Hormone War vs Gentle Countryside!

  "Uncle, hurry up! Do I need to say it a second time for you to understand?" Lin Qi threw down her slippers and had already climbed onto the bed. She waved her jade arm at me while urging me on.