Chapter Seventy-Nine You Are A Boy Toy
"Haha, it's really worth keeping my virginity for so long! I'm still a f**king virgin! I'm destined to learn this unparalleled martial art. Woohoo! The little demon of Tianwang Mountain is the most awesome! When are you going to teach me?" Xiao Xiao exclaimed excitedly, jumping up from his chair and staring at Gai Shi:
Kai Shi saw him so excited and asked in doubt: "Are you really a Tong Men boy? Can I take a look?"
"Look, of course I can look. I'm the real deal. But how are you going to look at me? I don't have a membrane, what are you looking at?" Xiao Xiao scratched his own explosive hairdo. He looked at Gai Shi's short hair and couldn't figure out what he wanted to look at - was he supposed to touch his own nose to see if it was soft? Or look at the line on his left arm's elbow bend? Both of these rumored methods were unreliable, how could you tell?"
"Come here." Gai Shi beckoned and let Xiao Xiao stand in front of him.
After Gai Shi saw Xiao Xiao standing still, he suddenly stretched out his own arm, inserted his hand into Xiao Xiao's crotch, and touched his vital part.
"My god, Ge Shi, are you trying to help me masturbate? Testing whether I'm a virgin by the speed of ejaculation? My god, this is too evil." Xiao Xiao's body trembled with doubt.
A handsome young man is walking with a quiet girl who happens to be passing by here.
That quiet girl saw the two big men in this manner, and immediately pointed at them with her small chubby hand, saying to the little boy beside her: "Look, what are those two people playing."
"Look away." The young man slapped the girl's chubby hand and scolded, "Damn it, these two homosexuals are actually playing with each other on the street? Do they still want to save face? Let's go home and play something fun."
The young man finished speaking, patted his girlfriend's butt, and quickly pulled her away.
Looking at the couple's back, he shouted: "Damn it, these two little lovers, what do they take me for? Gai Shi, you really damn well covered my lifelong honor."
Gai Shi was not moved by his words, but instead had his hand in Xiao Xiao's pants, with his index and middle fingers together, the tips of the two fingers probing that important place. After a while, he changed his finger technique, using his index, middle, and thumb to pull out that thing.
"My god, I guess I have to cooperate with you a bit." Xiao Xiao thought that maybe she should let out some "mmm", "ahh", "ohh" sounds and add some more romance.
A girl dressed as a boy was pulling along a fashionably dressed, fiery and slender girl wearing a mini skirt that exposed her long white legs.
That slightly weak girl saw the two big men in this manner, and immediately used her small fat hand to point at them, saying to the girl next to her: "Look, what are those two people playing."
"What's so funny?" The girl slapped the other girl's chubby hand and scolded, "Damn it, these two homosexuals are actually playing with their dicks on the street? Do they still want to save face? Come on, let's play too."
The girl finished speaking, pulled her girlfriend's hand, and kissed her face. The two girls walked away quickly.
Xiao Xiao looked at the two girls and shouted: "Don't go, let's play together."
Kai's spirit concentrated, and he didn't care about anything around him. His fingers wrapped around Xiao Xiao's lifeblood, and suddenly his five fingers closed in unison, grasping the top of Xiao Xiao's object.
"Ah!" Xiao Xiao was stunned by his moves. He didn't expect that there were still so many unexpected moves.
A sturdy young man was pulling a quiet young man who happened to be passing by here.
That quiet little boy saw the two big men in this manner, and immediately used his small fat hand to point at them, saying to the little boy beside him: "Look, what are those two people playing."
"Don't look." The burly young man slapped the smaller guy's chubby hand and cursed, "Damn it, these two faggots are actually playing with their dicks on the street? Do they still want to save face? Come on, let's go over and play together."
The sturdy young man finished speaking and quickly pulled his boyfriend towards Xiao Xiao and Gai Shi.
"My god! I'll never go with you guys." Xiao Xiao stared at the two men, picked up a cup of tea from beside her and splashed it at them.
"Damn it! You play with your mom yourself, it's really boring." The two men walked away without any interest.
Kai Shi's hand had been rummaging in Xiao Xiao's pocket for a while, and finally pulled out his own hand, picked up a cup of tea water and splashed it onto his hand, which was equivalent to washing his hands.
He washed his hands and concluded with Xiao Xiao: "Yes, you are a virgin. But you haven't masturbated less, all with your left hand."
"What? You know all this? How did you find out?" Xiao Xiao was shocked by what Gai Shi said.
"The root of life is where the hundred vessels converge, where qi and blood intersect, and yang essence flows. The substance of the human body is most subtle, but once damaged by grinding and injury, there will be a mark left behind. With my ancestral dragon yang hand exploration, I can distinguish the degree of damage, and naturally know what your situation is." Gai Shi's skill was profound, his words were full of wisdom, and he had a belly full of principles.
"Alright, now that you've confirmed it, can you teach me?" Xiao Xiao asked excitedly.
Gai Shi shook his head and waved his hand, saying: "I can't teach you, not because you're a young boy. It's just that the skills I possess are all passed down from my ancestors, unless my grandfather agrees, our family's traditional skills won't be taught to outsiders."
"My god! Ancestral kung fu? Then why did you touch my chicken?" Xiao Xiao thought helplessly, it seems that not teaching outsiders is another rule of his. His grandfather wouldn't even let outsiders enter their courtyard, and he was even more opposed to people from other places. What the hell is this qigong anyway? It's better for me to just leave him alone and not disturb him. I can only sigh: "I'm not destined to learn this! Nothing goes right without destiny, and forcing it won't work either."
Gai Shi heard Xiao Xiao's words and smiled calmly. For himself, although he didn't reject the spirit of "peach blossoms everywhere", his family had already set rules for him to follow: loyalty meant sacrificing one's life, and filial piety required all-out effort. The ancestors' rules must be obeyed.
He thought of this, and then fell silent, picked up a cup of tea, and slowly savored it.
Xiao Xiao saw that the tea had been drunk, his own rest was almost done, the polite words were also said, and learning qigong was hopeless, it's time to do something practical.
He opened the handbag, took out a bundle of one hundred thousand yuan from the handbag and handed it to Gai Shi: "Take this money and spend it."
"No! No pay without work. I can't take this money for nothing!" Gai Shi didn't expect Xiao Xiao to suddenly give him money, and he politely declined with both hands, pushing the bundle of cash back towards Xiao Xiao.
"Alas, picking up gold without being ashamed is still useless, what a waste." Xiao Xiao threw the money at him, pulled her backpack tight, stood up, turned around and rode her bicycle away, disappearing in no time.
Gai Shi looked at the 10,000 yuan in his hand and couldn't help but think that Xiao Xiao, who didn't seem reliable at first glance, was actually quite generous.
Gai Shi happily packed up his own stall and came to the cooked food shop. He bought several old Tianjing roasted ducks and a live big fat rooster, and asked the boss to tie them up. He carried them himself, riding a 28-inch bicycle, humming a little tune, and returned home.
Gai's home is located in Xima Hutong, which is an old hutong. The residents inside are basically all old Beijing locals who have lived there for generations. Each family lives in a siheyuan, but the area of the courtyard varies from large to small.
At this time, it was just mealtime, and the entire Sesame Alley was filled with wisps of smoke and threads of rice fragrance.
Kai Shi loves the smell of cooking smoke and rice, because they represent harmony and warmth, a strong sense of human connection, everyone gathering together, that's when this flavor appears.
Once everyone has moved in and entered the building to live, there is no longer this human touch.
He often recalls when he was a kid, as soon as he walked into the alley after school, he would smell the aroma of food and distinguish which family was stir-frying what dish.
Those days were really interesting.
Gai Shi and several elderly neighbors exchanged a few greetings. The children of these elderly neighbors either went abroad or lived in the city center, leaving them to guard the dullness here.
Those old men and women saw Gai Shi carrying roasted duck and laughed: "Young man, today's food is not bad."
"Come on, grandma and grandpa, let's go eat at my place later."
Those elderly men and women all waved their hands and smiled: "We're also cooking at home. You quickly take it to your grandfather."
Gai Shi responded with a "yes" and quickly carried the roasted duck and live chicken into his own home.
His home is an old quadrangle courtyard, which is a two-entry courtyard. That is to say, there is a quadrangle courtyard in the front and another one in the back, together they form two quadrangle courtyards. The area of their courtyard is among the top two or three in Sesame Hutong.
Their courtyard is a uniform greyish-green, with green bricks and green tiles. The walls are covered in moss and small creeping plants. Occasionally, a gecko would crawl across the wall, silently making its way through the foliage, waiting for an opportunity to dart out its tongue and catch a mosquito.
In the animal kingdom, there is also a fierce competition for survival.
Covering the world, saw grandfather standing in the yard, looking up at the darkening sky, obviously waiting for his return.
His grandfather's name is Gai Zhang, who is almost ninety years old this year. He has a stature of 1.78 meters and is not hunched or shriveled at all. His ears are not deaf, his eyes are not dim, and his teeth are neat and tidy. He has a head of white hair that is neither dry nor oily, making people know at a glance that he has abundant energy and blood.
The old man liked to come to the yard when he had nothing to do, and laugh loudly three times at the sky. As for what he was laughing at, nobody knew.
"Grandpa, I made some money today, I bought two roasted ducks back, let's have a drink." Gai Shi said softly to Gai Zhang, he knew he didn't need to speak loudly, Grandpa understood everything.
Wearing a vest, shorts and black cloth shoes on his feet, with his hands behind his back. Although he is of this age, he can still finish half a roasted duck in one meal.
He heard Gai Shi say that he wanted to drink, and smiled slightly, looking at the lively big rooster in Gai Shi's hand. He laughed and said: "Haha, okay, you first give me that live chicken, and then go to the kitchen to chop those ducks with a vegetable knife."
"Uh-huh." Gai Shi handed the live chicken to Gai Zhang and took two roasted ducks into the kitchen to cook. His parents and grandmother had passed away early, so he had learned to cook very early on.
Covered with a seal, carrying that live chicken, quietly and stealthily passing through the middle gate of the quadrangle courtyard, arriving at the southwest corner of the second courtyard.
Everyone says that as people get older, their legs and feet are no longer useful, but Gai Zhang's legs and feet are not weak, walking is flexible, absolutely does not look like a person who is almost ninety years old.
In the second courtyard, a musty and mildewy smell wafted through the air, proof that this yard had indeed gone through centuries and was very old.
In the southwest corner, there is a patch of overgrown land covered by an extended eave. The grass on the ground is very dense, but there are hardly any earthworms or insects, and birds and sparrows are nowhere to be seen.
In the thicket, a copper gate about two feet wide and two feet high can be vaguely seen, with a relief of floating clouds and a blue dragon on its surface.
Kai Zhang's right foot stretched out, probing a stone-like mechanism protruding from the grass. With his toes, he lightly touched the mechanism, and the bronze door carved with dragons creaked open, revealing a dark cave entrance.
As soon as the entrance was opened, a surge of damp and chilly air rolled out.
In this hot summer weather, ordinary people who encounter this cold air will have icy hands and feet, difficulty breathing, and a headache.
If you don't drink the Chinese medicine decoction for more than ten days or half a month, it won't be effective.
The rooster in his hand had a fiery red comb on its head, majestic and magnificent. Its body was covered with colorful feathers, very majestic.
This big rooster was just in the hands of Gai Zhang, chirping and struggling with its claws out, but as soon as it encountered this gust of cool air, it immediately became numb all over and stopped moving.
Covered with a seal, he threw the big rooster into the hole and looked at the rooster that had entered the black hole, saying to the inside: "Eat."
He finished speaking and closed the bronze door of the carved dragon. Then he stood up straight, raised his head to the sky and laughed three times.

