Chapter 72: Striving for an Early Transformation

  Xiao Xiao wanted to put steel balls into his little brother's, that thing is not for fun, once inside are all steel balls, when he runs, it will be "ding ding dang, ding ding dang, ringing sound". If he accidentally makes his little brother disabled, then it's a bad deal. He hurriedly waved his hands and politely declined: "I don't want steel balls! If you put some agate balls or something, that's okay, but I can't afford them. Haha."

  "Hmm?" Thompson thought, Xiao Xiao didn't like the steel ball implant, so he had to think of another way. He reached down and took out the last two cans of beer from the cardboard box, still tossing one to Xiao Xiao. Then, holding his own can of beer, he stared at Xiao Xiao's lower body, studying a countermeasure.

  Xiao Xiao also put down the lower part of her body, took over the beer, opened it and drank it with a raised neck, letting Tang Sen study herself. She wanted to see what good strategy he had.

  Two men were sitting with their lower bodies exposed, drinking and thinking. Two strong men sat with their lower bodies exposed, drinking beer, this scene was truly refreshing and majestic, worthy of being called a rare wonder in the world.

  Thompson finished half a can of beer, and suddenly said proudly: "Since the entry technique is not suitable for you, then take out 10 cm of cartilage from your chest, divide the cartilage into two halves, carve many reverse thorns on each half, and implant them in your little brother."

  Once implanted successfully, your little brother will transform from a single bald and smooth white radish into a sea cucumber covered in hair-like appendages.

  "So, every time this sea cucumber goes into the hole, it's smooth. When it comes out and is pulled out, there will be a feeling of reverse teeth, and when it goes in again, it will be smooth again. This cycle repeats back and forth. After several times, you can reach the climax."

  "Ugh!" Xiao Xiao thought that this sea cucumber thing was even more terrifying than the steel ball. If it grew back after being implanted, and he ended up with spikes all over his body... damn, not just his little brother, but he himself would become a giant sea cucumber. He'd be fine just sitting there, but then he'd start plucking the spikes off his own body for fun.

  "What's this called?" Thompson asked, his breath reeking of alcohol, slightly drunk, pointing at Xiao Xiao.

  Xiao Xiao shook her head and said: "I don't know. I really don't know."

  "This is called evolution. This is the evolution of men over thousands of years." Tang Sen said with a complacent smile.

  "Oh? I'd better not evolve then." Xiao Xiao hastily pulled up his pants, fastened his belt, picked up his schedule and politely said to Tang Sen: "Tang Sen ge, I have something urgent to attend to. Since there's nothing going on here, I'll take my leave first."

  Tangsen heard that Xiao Xiao was leaving, and he reluctantly persuaded him to stay: "Xiao Xiao, don't go, let's drink together while we're still young."

  "No, really no. Thanks for the wine and makeover plan, haha, I have to go." Xiao Xiao shook her hand holding the schedule and smiled at Tang Sen.

  "Right, you still have things to do. Alright, you can go. Your next destination is 603." Tang Sen was still naked from the waist down, pointing at Xiao Xiao.

  "Oh? 603. Xiao Xiao now really doesn't know which office to go to. It seems that although the people here are very interesting and have distinct personalities, getting things done requires going through so many formalities, which is still not user-friendly."

  Xiao Xiao took a last glance at Tang Sen's lower body, turned around and bid him farewell, then walked out of 602.

  Xiao Xiao leaned against the smooth wall, sighed and said: "Xie Zhan ah, Xie Zhan, you are so hypocritical. I thought I was perverted enough, but I didn't expect someone to be even more perverted than me. Okay, Tang Sen brother, I must learn from you well and strive to become even more perverted than you soon."

  Xiao Xiao glanced at the signatures of Duomi and Tangsen on the form, thinking that he couldn't afford to mess around anymore. He hoped that 603 would be his last stop. With this thought in mind, he arrived at 603 and knocked gently on the door.

  "Come in." It was a woman's voice, calm and gentle, neither arrogant nor humble. It made people feel very close to her when they heard it.

  Xiao Xiao smoothed out his explosive hair with his hands, making the hairstyle even more explosive. He straightened his body, composed his face, opened the door and walked in with big strides.

  The space of office 603 is as big as other offices. However, the decoration here is very simple and looks elegant and plain.

  The four walls of the office stood tall wooden frames carved with some ancient patterns, on the bottom layer of the bookshelf, there were many small cabinets, and the doors of those small cabinets were all closed.

  On the bookshelf, there are paper books placed like soldiers standing neatly, waiting for their master to inspect.

  Books, this is a symbol of culture.

  Will the owner of this office be a cultured person?

  Xiao Xiao continued to scan the office with this question in mind. In the middle of the office, there was a large desk with a black computer on it. This computer was much more ordinary than Duomi and Tangsen's computers.

  Next to the computer is a cup of flower tea. The teacup is white porcelain with blue stripes, very elegant. There is tea in the cup, floating with a faint fragrance.

  Simple and unadorned is the theme of this office.

  Behind the large office desk, a woman in her late 20s sat. Her figure was somewhat plump, with a pretty face and smooth facial features, giving off an air of elegance.

  She wore a white short-sleeved uniform on her upper body, with two high-standing breasts. Her lower body was dressed in a tight black skirt, with a plump buttocks that was just right. Her legs were clad in black stockings and high-heeled shoes, making her look like a standard white-collar woman.

  She walked in quietly, didn't wave her hand, just smiled and said: "Hello, come here, my name is Tian Tian, you can call me Sister Tian. Give me your watch."

  She smiled so warmly and infinitely, Xiao immediately fell for her smile and enthusiasm. He walked slowly to her front, handed over the form, and said softly: "Sister Tian, thank you."

  Tian Tian saw Xiao Xiao's inner qualities and liked him a bit. She took his form over, looked at it, and smiled: "I'm your cultural foundation and moral education coach, let me take a look at your form and see your basic situation. You were able to pass through the first two people, so your conditions are certainly good." As she praised Xiao Xiao, her right hand picked up the cup of warm tea on the table, drinking it while looking over his form.

  Tiantian is really meticulous about her work attitude.

  Xiao Xiao stood not far from Tian Tian, and with a sidelong glance, he discovered that everything about her was approaching perfection, except for the faint layer of down on her lips, which was clearly a mustache. It wasn't easy to see from a distance, but if you got close, it was a bright green, coarse and hard, and very noticeable.

  Xiao Xiao looked at the whiskers and felt a chill in her heart.

  "Look at her, she's so delicate and pretty, why does she have a mustache? Mustaches are only for men. Could it be that she's also a man with a fetish for cross-dressing? Damn you, Xie Zhan, you said this was an assessment, but all you've brought is a bunch of weirdos to annoy me." Xiao thought to herself, "Tian Jie is assessing me, and at the same time, I'll assess Tian Tiantian, let's see if she's really him."

  Alright, let's do it!

  Xiao Xiao thought for a moment, then suddenly walked to Tian Tian's side, stood up straight with her tall body, stood for a while, and suddenly turned her head around, lifted her big buttocks, and then used her sturdy right hand to slap her own buttocks.

  "Pffft!" Tian Tian saw Xiao Xiao's action, which seemed to have a certain provocative tone, and suddenly spat out the tea water that had been held in her mouth.

  What's this kid doing? Is he going to perform for himself?

  Tian Tian held a cup of tea, no longer looking at Xiao Xiao's watch, her eyes shining brightly as she stared at him.

  Xiao Xiao saw her looking at him with a surprised gaze, so he decided to take the next step. He swayed his hips, moved his legs, gave a charming smile, and walked up to her side. He placed his left hand on Tian Tian's shoulder, turned around in a half-circle, and stood behind her.

  Tian Tian's two eyes were like camera lenses, mechanically and stiffly rotating her neck to stare at Xiao Xiao.

  Xiao Xiao stopped behind Tian Tian and suddenly bent down, pressing his chest tightly against Tian Tian's back. This set of actions was undoubtedly imitating Duomi's.

  "Oh! Is this about to get intimate with me?" Tian Tian looked at Xiao Xiao's lowered chest and suddenly understood, thinking: "Young people these days are too bold. For a job position, I haven't even mentioned the unwritten rules yet, and you're already making a move."

  Tian Tian thought to this point, she turned her body and looked at Xiao Xiao's strong chest coming down, suddenly having some spring thoughts in her heart, her body feeling a bit hot. She thought: "This Xiao Xiao is so strong when he comes in the door, his every move full of personality. And his face is also somewhat handsome, young, and passionate. Otherwise, she would just take advantage of him." Thinking to this point, she unconsciously blushed, then turned her head, lowered it, and let Xiao Xiao do as he pleased.

  Xiao Xiao saw her lower her head, thinking she had found out that he recognized her and was shy. He suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed at Tian Tian's lower body, wanting to grab the bulging object and squeeze it hard, to expose another fake girl like Duomi.

  "Hey, you're quite bold. Coming straight for it." Tian Tian saw Xiao's hand reaching for her lower body, she thought things should progress step by step to be interesting, didn't want it to happen so quickly, so she stretched out her hand and grabbed Xiao's hand, placing it on her own chest.

  "Ah!" Xiao Xiao saw that Tian Tian didn't dodge, and instead boldly put his hand on her chest. It seems that this fake girl and Duomi are of the same kind, both having some homosexual tendencies. Moreover, he must have a pair of fake breasts with sachets on his chest. Hehe, just right, I'll tear off his fake breasts first.

  Xiao Xiao thought to himself, and with a burst of strength, he grabbed her upper garment with his five iron fingers and pulled it backwards. With a "ripping" sound, he tore a big hole in her upper garment.

  Tian Tian's top was torn apart, revealing her pale skin and underwear.

  "Why tear your shirt off? Don't you know how to be romantic?" Tian Tian was still expecting a passionate storm, but instead he tore his own clothes. If their colleagues saw this, wouldn't it be embarrassing for him?

  She thought of Xiao Xiao being so uncommunicative, suddenly got angry, and pushed his hand away. She stood up, adjusted her own top with her hands, and was about to walk out the door of 603.

  "Stop right there, you freak! Oh no, not that. You fake girl!" Xiaoxiao, an Australian kangaroo, jumped out and blocked Tian Tian's path with her long arms stretched out like a horizontal bar. "You fake girl, I'd rather give up being a spokesperson than let you fool me."

  "Fake girl?" Tian Tian smiled coldly, thinking where this sentence came from. She was born with this gender, and now in his mouth, how did she become a fake girl? She said to Xiao Xiao: "What kind of eyes are you looking at me with? I'm not some fake girl. I am a woman."

  "Haha, a woman? You really have the nerve to say that. Look at the mustache on your lip, and you still have the nerve to call yourself a woman." Xiao Xiao put her hands on her hips, threw back her head and laughed loudly.

  Tian Tian started growing thick body hair in certain areas from puberty.

  She was very worried about it, so she bought a lot of depilatory creams, but they had no effect on her mustache. She wanted to shave it off, but was afraid that like men's beards, it would grow back even thicker after being shaved, so she didn't dare to clean it up with a razor.

  After several times, she gave up and could only let these beards grow.

  It's because of this reason that Tian Tian is still unmarried at the age of 27.

  In everyday life, she is most annoyed when others mention or discuss her mustache. Once she hears someone talking about this shortcoming behind her back, she immediately becomes furious and attacks those people physically.

  Everyone in the Tianzun Group knows: when Sister Tian loses her temper, it's no trivial matter.