The Fifty-First Government Office Mock Drama
Liu Yu was so moved by Xiao Xiao's words that he suppressed the surging waves of wine in his stomach and forced himself to drink the wine in front of him. He let out a sigh, and the smell of wine wafted out, but to his surprise, tears welled up in his eyes. He patted his chest hard and said in a sobbing tone: "I've lived for so many years, always serving as a class officer in school, managing the school's work. I'm considered a veteran of the officialdom. I'm a straightforward person who has offended many people and ended up with no friends. But today, meeting my dorm brothers again is truly exhilarating."
Li Wei gazed at Liu Yu, who was lost in thought, and sneered to himself: "Great leader, what's with your stubbornness? You only care about your own feelings, without considering others'. It's simply annoying. Looking at you now, I think if I pour another cup of cat urine for you, you'll definitely collapse."
Xiao Xiao didn't care what Liu Yu's situation was at the moment, and poured him a full cup. He said, "Boss, let's finish these two cups and talk about something serious. Today, I made a mistake with Ye Xiao Zhi at the school hospital. Luckily, you were on the scene directing and resolving the problem quickly, restoring peace to the hospital. As for me, this cup of wine is a must-drink with you. Thank you for protecting your subordinate." After finishing speaking, he gulped down the wine in one mouthful.
Liu Yu thought of the great achievements during the day and naturally did not want to decline, so he picked up his wine cup, slowly pouring all the wine into his stomach.
Who would have thought that this wine was the fuse, a mouthful of it ignited the wine in his stomach and caused an explosion. Liu Yu's stomach contracted violently.
Liu Yuqiang endured for a moment, then lowered his head and let out a loud "whoa!" as he began to vomit violently onto the ground. A large puddle of yellowish liquid mixed with other substances splattered onto the floor, emitting a pungent smell that was extremely nauseating.
The two girls from the student union sitting nearby felt that Liu Yu's repeated attempts to chat with them after entering Changchun Xiaoguan were a bit too sudden.
But because he has a clean face, I still have some good feelings towards him.
Didn't expect him to bother himself one after another, and two were a bit unhappy.
He suddenly belched, and the foul smell of alcohol shot up to the sky. This made the two girls hard to bear. They complained in their hearts: If you can't drink, don't drink. Only a drunkard would drink so recklessly.
The two of them had originally wanted to leave, but their stomachs were hungry again, and they could only cover their noses while eating. They cast a disgusted glance at Liu Yu.
Li Wei gave Lu Peng a look, meaning to say: Red-haired devil, take a look. I said he's just three bottles' worth, and not even that much yet, but he's already vomiting like crazy.
Lu Peng saw Liu Yu's uncomfortable vomiting and shrugged his shoulders. The dissatisfaction he had accumulated in his heart towards Liu Yu over the past two days was also vented.
Sipping beer lightly, with a gentle smile, thinking: This set of official scene simulation drama is quite interesting.
Liu Yu's vomiting startled the boss over. He hastily fetched cleaning supplies and stood beside Liu Yu, waiting for him to finish throwing up.
The boss looked at Liu Yu and thought to himself that he had just thought of him as a sensible kid, but in less than an hour, he had already vomited all over his own store. Drinking without restraint, making people disgusted. It seems that this young man also has no future. He really misjudged him earlier.
Liu Yu was vomiting, but he still had a thread of consciousness in his mind. Suddenly seeing the boss waiting, he immediately made an effort to vomit out the things in his stomach and moved to one side.
The boss cleaned up the vomit with a few quick wipes, scrunched up his face and threw these things away.
Liu Yu sat on one side, seeing the boss clean up in front of him. He also saw that the two girls who were eating together were covering their noses and glancing at him with disgust from time to time. This was all because he had vomited earlier and lost face.
I must immediately regain face.
What's more, I'm a school cadre and a popular figure in class. To have vomited here today is really embarrassing.
If it's spread by these three people in the same dormitory, how can I live on.
He thought of this, immediately picked up a bottle of beer, poured himself a cup, swaying his dizzy head, stood up, raised the cup, and said to everyone with a hint of embarrassment: "Ah! Today I didn't do well as a leader, let everyone down. I'll drink a cup, apologize to you all." His voice was loud, not only for Xiaoxiao and the three people to hear, but also intentionally letting the two female students from the student union hear, making them feel his determination.
Liu Yu didn't wait for everyone to respond, and immediately tilted his neck, drinking the wine in the cup in one gulp. Then, he turned the cup upside down, indicating that not a single drop was left.
"Alright, it's enough for today. Let's eat." Xiao stood up and patted Liu Yu's shoulder.
Li Wei and Lu Ting looked at Liu Yu's previous heroic move, knowing that he had just emptied his stomach and suddenly came back to life. If he continued with two more cups, it would cause his second collapse. To drink or not to drink with him?
Two people hesitated.
Liu Yu didn't see the expressions of the other three people, but instead saw the emotions in the eyes of those two female students from the student union, as if they had some admiration for his performance. He was immediately intoxicated by victory and decided to take advantage of the momentum to pursue a crushing blow, not letting the spirit of the academic tyrant be defeated. He poured himself another full cup, raised it, and said to the other three people: "Brothers and sisters, since we are brothers and sisters, I've already made the first move, please forgive me." With his eyes fixed on those two female students from the student union, he spoke with a heroic tone.
Those two girls listened to his words and felt that although he was slightly offended just now, he knew his mistakes and corrected them, so they both put down their hands covering their noses and cast a trusting glance at him.
Lu Peng and Li Wei also saw the change in the eyes of those two student council girls, and they thought to themselves: "I didn't expect this kid to really come through at a critical moment. Could it be that he's actually going to turn the situation around?"
Li Wei thought of this and whispered to Liu Yu: "Great leader, you really have skills, it's best if you can bring those two chicks over. We'll have something to do soon."
"Hmph!" Liu Yu sneered, thinking to himself: Today, I'll show you what real skills are. He thought this and poured himself a third cup of wine, standing up and holding it out, this time specifically addressing the two female student council members: "Two seniors, I know you remember me, and you also saw my junior make a fool of himself. But making a fool of oneself is one thing, I'm someone who will definitely join the student council sooner or later. In the future, I'll need your care even more. Here's to you, I hope you can give me some face and come over for a drink with me." As he spoke, he downed the wine in his cup in one gulp.
"Well said! You're indeed our great leader." Lu Feng and Li Wei applauded, highly praising Liu Yu's actions.
Liu Yu put down his own cup, took out two clean cups, filled them with wine, and placed them on the table. He pointed to the two female students and smiled: "These two cups of wine are waiting for you, it's up to you two sisters to give me face or not."
Those two female students were originally kind-hearted and simple-minded, seeing Liu Yu's sincere request, the two of them had some good feelings towards his little cuteness, thinking to themselves: If they didn't drink a cup, it would be impolite to him.
The two of them couldn't hang on anymore and didn't hold back either. They got up and came to Liu Yu's table, picked up their wine cups, and without saying a word, opened their mouths to drink.
The three of them saw those two girls coming over to drink and were all impressed with Liu Yu in their hearts, "Wow, this kid has skills!"
"Wait!" Liu Yu saw the two walking over and raised his wine glass, this was a great honor for himself, he decided to make Xiao Xiao and the other three even more admire him. At the moment of excitement, he couldn't help but pour another cup for himself, and said to the two approaching girls: "Two seniors, beauties, really giving me face, since that's the case, I'll have a cup first." He finished speaking, and in one gulp, he downed the wine.
Two girls saw him so righteous, originally expressionless face suddenly smiled.
Liu Yu saw the two of them smile, his heart racing, blood rushing up. The wine's effects surged, and his stomach was suddenly squeezed by this powerful excitement energy, the contents of his stomach were instantly squeezed out, spewing from his mouth.
The stomach contents include alcohol, food and gastric acid.
This stuff was sprayed out and happened to land right on those two female students from the Student Union, on their bodies, heads, and even in their cups of wine.
"Ah!"
Those two students saw the girl they knew and immediately threw away the wine cups in their hands and ran to one side.
Three people looked at Liu Yu, who was vomiting on the two girls, and thought: Great leader, you can't play like this. If you do, it seems that in this life, you will never enter the student union of Nongda.
Liu Yu knew she had vomited on those two girls and apologized deeply to them.
Two female students from the dormitory hated using toilet paper to wipe their bodies, after wiping, they smelled the foul odor on themselves and retched repeatedly. The two of them lost their appetite for dinner, paid the restaurant owner, and quickly ran out of the restaurant, rushing back to the dormitory to take a shower.
The owner of the Changchun restaurant took the money from the two girls and brought cleaning tools to Liu Yu's side. Seeing that there were not many people this time, he quickly cleaned up with a few swishes. Then, shaking his head and walking away, thinking that Liu Yu was simply hopeless.

