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Chapter 4: Our Dads and Moms are the Most Awesome

  Chapter 4: Our Dads and Moms Are the Most Awesome

  Explosion, dazzling explosion.

  The entire stadium was intoxicated by the breathtaking scenery born of the explosion, time stood still.

  In the suffocating silence, DJ suddenly let out a heart-wrenching roar, like a thunderclap. Next, a stormy rain-like disc beat destroyed the rhythm of the heart, almost blowing off the top of the stadium.

  "Little demon, little demon, little demon, you are my grandpa!" Lei Tian shouted excitedly, waving his fists wildly and knocking down seven or eight people around him. Those seven or eight people each knocked down another seven or eight people.

  "Genius, genius!" Hua Jun exclaimed excitedly, jumping up and down. "Ah!" He accidentally fell to the ground with a thud, seeing stars. Dazed, he muttered, "I... I'm going to explode Little Demon Chrysanthemum. From now on, you're my only attack."

  "Hmm, damn it." Hu Sang furrowed her brow and tensed up her legs, "At the moment of the explosion, I actually had a shameless thought without any premonition".

  "Oh yeah, meow meow. Oyea. Meow meow." Lan Miao's eyes were dazed and vacant, as if her soul had escaped, circling in the air for a few rounds before landing on Xiao Xiao's body. She whispered softly: "I'm 17 years old this year, born like a fairy, so beautiful... since I was young, I've always wanted to know who I can marry... today, little demon opened the door to my heart, and my maiden heart is awakened. Meow meow."

  Wow!

  The DJ's rhythm awakened everyone on the scene, and the graduates suddenly couldn't help but scream with excitement, involuntarily twisting their bodies, crazily following the DJ's rhythm, and momentarily bursting to the top.

  Suddenly, colorful lights flickered and crossed, scanning the crowd. The DJ controlled the rhythm, which in turn controlled people's hearts. Food and furniture were scattered all over the place. People rushed onto the dance floor, shaking their bodies wildly, hugging, kissing, pushing, and splashing each other with liquor, shouting with joy.

  Xiao Xiao raised her hands high, with both index fingers pointing towards the sky, a smile at the corner of her mouth, and nodded at Wang Zi Xun.

  The prince was stunned by this sudden surprise, and he couldn't control his emotions. He opened his arms wide and hugged Xiao Xiao's broad shoulders tightly. "Thank you, thank you! You gave me the most important ball in my life. You gave me the best high school graduation gift." As he spoke, his eyes seemed to be moistening.

  Xiao Xiao felt his heartbeat and warmth as soon as he hugged him, so she also hugged him tightly. But for a moment, she didn't know what to say.

  The prince excitedly asked if he could tell himself how to dunk a basketball?

  He gave a faint, enigmatic smile and patted his shoulder with his hand, cunningly replying: "If we can meet again, I'll tell you."

  The prince did not get an answer, he was naturally disappointed, but he knew that Xiao Xiao didn't say anything for a reason. He didn't continue to ask and just looked forward to the day when the two of them would duel again.

  Lei Tian, Hua Jun, Hu Shan, and Lan Miao Miao, the four princes who were Wang Zi's sworn brothers, rushed into the scene, saw the two of them hugging each other, and couldn't help but stop immediately, shaking their heads and shouting: Good buddies, for a lifetime.

  Xiao Xiao and Wang Zi Xun separated, Xiao Xiao picked up the jacket on the ground and put it on. Wang Zi Xun had to find another jersey to wear.

  "Emma, big brother, what's for dinner tonight? You've filled the basket to bursting." Lei Tian hugged Xiao Xiao tightly. "Brother, you're still that uncool but surprising little devil. Tonight, let's have a great time and not waste this wonderful graduation ceremony." As he held Xiao Xiao, he thought back to that summer ten years ago. Ten years had passed, but the scene was forever etched in his memory: the woods, the air gun, the hem of her clothes, the tears. The brotherly bond would last a lifetime, never fading with the passage of time or forgotten amidst changes.

  Suddenly, with a whooshing sound, he jumped up high from where he was standing, to a surprising height. When he reached the highest point, he swung his right arm and shouted loudly: "Great! Let's have some real fun!"

  Lei Tian waited for him to get down, pulled him in front of him, pointed at the crowd and said: "Come on, let me introduce you to my buddies. Hua Jun, young master of Kuai Song Tuan Group, the fifth largest logistics company in the country."

  "He told me about what happened between you and Lei Tian, I admire it. If there's another fight for justice, be sure to call me, let's form a fleet." Hua Jun squeezed her peach blossom eyes, her long eyelashes opening and closing.

  Xiao Xiao saw that he was as handsome as the legend, although he had been stained with many girls' colors, of course, many were actively coming to him, and he did not refuse anyone who came. However, his body was still good, and he had not completely indulged in debauchery. He was very happy and said to him, "It's nothing, Flower Beauty Man. Lei Tian has also told me all about your stories. We are good brothers, no need for further words."

  Hua Jun didn't expect Xiao Xiao to have known about him all along, and he had just been thinking of ways to scold him in the audience seats, suspecting that he was being set up by someone, and he felt really ashamed.

  Hu Shan, nicknamed Little Fox.

  Xiao Xiao couldn't help but stare at Hu Shan's good looks, her short hair reaching her ears, a leopard-print top that exposed her shoulders, a mini skirt, black silk stockings, and **a plump butt**. Her heart skipped a beat, and she immediately began to have wild thoughts. Thinking that everyone was just brothers and sisters, she couldn't help but scold herself for being an idiot. But thinking that anyone who saw Hu Shan would think the same way, she loudly praised her: "This ass, it's really hot."

  Just as Xiao Xiao was staring at Hu Shan, lost in thought, Hu Shan was also staring at Xiao Xiao, lost in thought, sweating profusely. She hastily wiped the sweat from her pale neck, took a deep drag on her cigarette, and handed the remaining half to Xiao Xiao.

  He accepted half a cigarette from someone who came in with a swoosh, took two strong puffs, and the cigarette smoke pierced his lungs like a sword, instantly refreshing.

  "She took half a cigarette from you, she's got you hooked. But to be honest, it's been ages since she last gave someone half a cigarette." Wang Zi Xun said with a hint of teasing as he watched the two exchange half a cigarette.

  Xiao Xiao didn't expect there was such a saying, and her eyes widened instantly as she pondered what he meant by "eating definite".

  Hu Xuan saw Xiao Xiao staring at her in a daze, so she revealed a hint of a smile. Driven by her inner self, she lifted her plump little butt towards him and patted it with a "slap". She stuck out her pink tongue and said: "Follow me on Weibo. I have benefits for you."

  "Pffft!" Xiao Xiao couldn't withstand her slight display of a few moves, and suddenly his nosebleed flowed like a river three thousand feet long, as if the Milky Way had fallen from the ninth heaven.

  "Little monster brother, meow." Lan Miao Miao walked over with a standard cat step.

  "This is Little Lazy Cat Miao Miao."

  She is 1.7 meters tall, with a flat chest and a slender figure like a snake, extremely soft and unparalleled. Her eyes are very pure. It's clear that a girl like her has good family education, is pure and clean, gentle and considerate. Moreover, she loves to fantasize and has her own perfect world. Even if her boyfriend is busy outside and can't accompany her, she will get rid of loneliness by playing with herself and doesn't need to worry about being unfaithful. She is the first choice as a girlfriend.

  "I heard that Little Monster Brother is good at painting, and I'm learning dance. You paint again, and I'll be your model, meow. In order to make the painting beautiful and fairy-like," Lan Miao Miao widened her eyes. "I can wear very little, very little. Meow."

  "Ah, okay." Xiao Xiao gazed at her curvaceous figure, nodding hastily. After a moment, she turned her head and suddenly sprayed blood from her nose all over the floor.

  "The kitten is not a flirt, but when it flirts, it's no longer human." Lei Tian did not expect that the purest little kitten would also become a femme fatale in front of Xiao Mogui.

  "Some people say that human nature is ugly. At first, I didn't believe it, but more and more facts have proven that you can't help but believe. Later on, it even becomes impossible not to believe." Hua Jun had seen countless women, but he had never seen anyone transform in an instant like her.

  "People she doesn't like, she pretends to be innocent; people she likes, she can't help herself. The heart of an ignorant girl is so easily revealed." Hu Xuan sighed and pretended to be mature in front of Xiao Miao, but actually she couldn't hold back either.

  Lei Tian introduced his friends to Xiao Xiao and asked him: "Can you give us some more awesome stuff later?"

  "Huh? Awesome?" Xiao Xiao heard Lei Tian's request. He thought for a moment, then took out a small bag from his pants pocket and opened it in front of Lei Tian, saying: "Come on, I know you love to eat meat, try this. This is my ultimate dish to go with wine, if not for graduation, I wouldn't have brought it out to eat."

  Lei Tianjian was a piece of dried meat, shiny in color and smelled enticing. He loved to eat meat, and couldn't resist taking a piece and throwing it into his mouth to chew vigorously. Before he even swallowed, he exclaimed: "Delicious! What is this? So awesome!"

  "Awesome?" Xiao's eyes narrowed into a slit.

  Lei Tian nodded and praised: "Awesome, what is this?"

  "It's awesome." Xiao Xiao said.

  Lei Tian was anxious: "Damn it, I know it's awesome, what is it?"

  "It's awesome." Xiao Xiao frowned and said.

  Lei Tian was slightly angry: "Yes, I know it's awesome, but what is this?"

  "I'll say it one last time, awesome." Xiao Xiao was almost infuriated by Lei Tian's idiotic brain.

  Lei Tian also got angry: "Yes, awesome, what's wrong with you? I ask you what is this?"

  "Damn it, the cow gives birth to a calf. How many times do I have to tell you, you wooden-headed fool?" Xiao Xiao glared at him with anger, and slapped Lei Tian's head.

  Lei Tian suddenly woke up, shouting loudly: "Damn it, your grandfather's, your mother's, you made me eat this." After scolding, he savored the delicious taste just now and thought to himself that he had actually eaten bull crap, and he was the most awesome one. He also found it ridiculous and couldn't help but laugh foolishly.

  Xiao Xiao pointed with both hands at the Thunder Sky, burst into laughter, and his explosive head exploded once again.

  Hua Jun narrowed her peach blossom eyes, slapped her own belly with her palm, fell onto the chair, and almost laughed to tears.

  Hu Shan's mouth curled up slightly, exhaling a wisp of smoke, her expression calm and serene, with only a hint of a smile flickering in her heart.

  Lan Miao scrunched up her nose and let out two meows. She wanted to laugh, but in her heart she felt very disgusted by such a crude behavior.

  The prince found, smiled slightly, and hugged everyone together. He shouted loudly: "Brothers, let's have a crazy night! We're graduating!" After he finished shouting, he ran up to the audio stage, grabbed a microphone, and yelled: "Come on, is everyone ready to rock?"

  Everyone sways to the music, raising their arms high, looking very cool.

  "Who made us so cool?"

  "Prince Seeking."

  The prince pointed at Xiao Xiao and said to all the graduates that it was not Wang Zixun, but Little Demon.

  All graduates' eyes are on Xiao Xiao, waving their hands and shouting wildly at the little monster.

  Xiao Xiao was locked in the gaze of everyone, he felt that at this moment he was the center of the world, so he raised his right arm and waved to everyone. Thinking about what pose he should strike at this time, he suddenly did a one-armed handstand, holding the motion still for half a minute.

  Everyone saw his action and let out a cry of surprise.

  The prince beckoned him over to the music stand after he got back up on his feet.

  Xiao Xiao saw him beckoning to himself, and without hesitation, he took big strides, using his standard kangaroo jump, and rushed to the music stage in two steps.

  The prince shouted loudly for the little monster to come over and say a couple of words.

  The crowd applauded and shouted in unison, their voices loud and passionate, urging Xiao Xiao to speak.

  Xiao Xiao grasped a microphone in his right hand, tightly clenched it, swung his left arm and shouted: "How are you? Is everyone eating and drinking well?"

  Vulgarity.

  The audience thought he would say something earth-shattering again, but upon hearing this, they were greatly disappointed and the inflated emotions suddenly deflated like a punctured balloon.

  "Haha." Xiao Xiao burst out laughing without any restraint, and after finishing, she shouted loudly: "Fellow students, today, we have graduated!"

  "Cool." "Awesome." "Principal is stupid." "Teacher, I love you." The crowd shouted wildly and chaotically, their bodies twisting together to the music, emotions rising again.

  "Have you all been accepted into your dream schools?" Xiao Xiao asked the crowd, this was the most important question at the high school graduation ceremony.

  Most people have reached the score line of their dream school and have filled out their applications, now they just wait for the admission letter. So many people answered that they were admitted. After answering, everyone asked Xiao Mo Guai if he had been admitted to his dream school?

  Xiao Xiao heard the graduates around him asking themselves, and suddenly thought of his own failure in the college entrance examination. He became a little quiet for a moment, but then returned to his usual self and frankly told everyone, "I studied painting for ten years and dreamed of taking the Tianjing Academy of Fine Arts exam. But because I scored only 30 points on the English test, I could only apply to Tianjing Agricultural University."

  "Haha. Nongda, go to hell with your Agricultural University, it's too trashy."

  Everyone thought that Xiao Xiao, such a fierce guy, would either be admitted to the Sports Academy or another prestigious school. They all expected him to make a shocking announcement of a famous university, and everyone would be impressed and become his followers. But unexpectedly, he said it was an Agricultural University. Just thinking about the name of the Agricultural University made them feel a strong rural flavor, and they all burst out laughing.

  "I hope that those of you who, like me, failed the college entrance exams won't lose heart and will enter a cram school. Next year, take the exam again and get into your dream school." Xiaoxiao knew that most people were happy, but there was still a small minority like herself who hadn't reached their ideal goals, so she mustered up her courage to encourage them with high morale.

  "Xiao Moguai is reviewing, taking the entrance exam for Mei University. Not attending Nongda, Nongda is stupid." The crowd waved their hands and shouted in unison, naturally hoping that Xiao Xiao, this legendary figure, would continue to be legendary at a prestigious university, with some even hoping he would do so abroad, bringing glory to Changhai City.

  "Wait, is Agricultural University laughable?" A different voice suddenly came from the audience. As the sound faded away, a middle-aged man with a hint of intoxication ran a few steps and stopped at the music stand. He looked less than fifty years old, tall and straight, with sharp facial features and an air of confidence. His upper body wore a clean white T-shirt, his lower body wore gray casual pants, and his feet wore a pair of shiny leather shoes, exuding a sense of professionalism.

  Xiao Xiao took a look at this middle-aged man, who he didn't recognize himself. He thought to himself that the man must have some connection with Nong Da, so he came out to argue.

  The prince looked and found it was his father, Wang Zhong. His father said to let him have fun tonight, how did he suddenly appear? Wasn't he trusting of him? Why was he a bit drunk? Had he been in the crowd for a long time? Had he seen everything that had happened to him?

  The prince waved his hand and all the music stopped again. The graduates also quieted down with it.

  Wang Zhong picked up the mic and asked the crowd with a straight face: "I am Wang Zhong, what's wrong with you guys? Do you look down on an agricultural university?"

  Everyone heard that Wang Zhong had arrived and immediately became tense. Seeing him rush over to interrogate them, no one answered either.

  Wang Zhong's moist eyes swept around the room, and with a deep sigh, he said to these students: "Why do you look down on an agricultural university? Do you think it's laughable to hear about an agricultural university? Can't famous people or talented individuals come from an agricultural university? Alright, let me tell you about someone."

  Everyone just listened to him wanting to lecture, immediately lost interest and waved their hands, dared not loudly protest, could only softly boo.

  Wang Zhong completely disregarded the resistance of the graduates and took out his demeanor from when he was holding an employee meeting at Pengteng Group. He spoke excitedly, "The person I want to talk about, he got into Agricultural University. After graduating, he returned to Changhai City and became a ordinary forestry worker. Every day, he had to ride a bicycle up the mountain. He rode that bicycle for twenty years, and the total distance traveled is equivalent to circling the Earth three times."

  "With his own hands, he drew the most complete and detailed map of Changhai City. He painted over 30,000 pictures and took more than 100,000 photos. He recorded the detailed changes in Changhai's plants, animals, soil layers, and rock formations over the past twenty years. Which tree in Changhai has ripe fruit, which plant blooms with passion, which grass nest has ants making out, and which stone crack has ants stealing kisses? He knows it all clearly. Isn't this person awesome?" Wang Zhongyue said, getting more and more excited.

  "Awesome."

  Someone shouted out loud and then looked around at everyone with a timid expression.

  "He loves this city. His sweat, his hard work, are deeply imprinted on this city, in every person's heart. He summarized twenty years of dedication and proposed a long-term environmental improvement plan of over 100 pages. The municipal government adopted his plan, planting trees, widening rivers, and renovating barren mountains. After many years of effort, the smog was successfully eliminated, and people breathed fresh air again. They once again heard birds chirping, the river was clear, fish swam, and attracted heavenly cranes. Isn't this person awesome?" Wang Zhongyue's emotions became more intense as he told this person's story.

  "Awesome."

  This time more people shouted out and involuntarily raised their hands high, clenching their fists.

  "A forestry worker, through his own efforts, doing his job conscientiously and living every day to the fullest, has earned the qualification of a municipal people's congress representative and won the respect of all citizens in Changhai City." Wang Zhong's gaze became stern, his aura suddenly unmatched, he pointed at everyone. Although he didn't have a luxury car or a big house, he sat with us, those brain-full and belly-full local tyrants, without any difference. He ate and drank with us, talked about current events, without being inferior in any way. Living with strength, living with dignity. Isn't that awesome?"

  "The most awesome."

  The crowd suddenly and completely erupted, shouting in unison.

  Wang Zhong shouted back, "Is Xiaoxiao Agricultural University laughable? Are its graduates laughable? Is it a failure to be admitted to Xiaoxiao Agricultural University?"

  Xiao Xiao faced his counter-question, and suddenly a thread of worry entwined in her heart. For a moment, she couldn't answer him immediately.

  Wang Zhong proudly introduced Xiao Xiao to that forestry worker, saying he was her schoolmate. He said she should be proud of him and could go visit him if she had time, but warned that she would probably need to bring two packs of good cigarettes as a gift before he would take her seriously. As he spoke, he reminisced about the days when he used to interact with Xiao Liangpeng.

  Xiao Xiao opened his mouth and burst into loud wailing, his voice shaking the heavens, almost blowing off the roof of the pavilion.

  Wang Zhong gently patted his head and sighed, "I know you're moved by his story. It's okay, you're still young. Don't be so hard on yourself just because you failed to get into the Agricultural University due to a sarcastic remark."

  "Hey, brother," Wang Zi said with a pat on Xiao's shoulder, softly comforting him. "It's nothing, you go to the Agricultural University, I'll go to the Military Academy, we're all one family, military and civilians alike. You till the fields in your hometown, I stand guard at the border, where do you send those chickens and sheep? Send them to our school. We'll achieve the Four Modernizations together."

  "Waaah," Lei Tian rubbed his eyes, he had never seen Xiao Xiao cry before. He only said: "Brother, no wonder you got drunk by the side of the road. I'm not capable of anything, I can only follow you around. You cry and I'll cry too... Ahh..." As he spoke, he opened his mouth wide and let out a loud wail, even showing off his molars.

  "Alas," said Hua Jun, "a man has tears but doesn't easily shed them. It's just that he hasn't reached the point of heartbreak yet. Xiao Mo is truly a genuine and emotional person, we should take him as our model. I was just scolding you secretly in the audience seats, I really deserve to die, I'll go kill myself now." As she spoke, she took out a rope and prepared to hang herself.

  "Hmm, crying is sexy." Hu Xiang sucked on her cigarette.

  "Little monster brother, don't cry, meow. Blue Miao Miao pouted, "Look, even the little kitten is so fragile and not crying. Meow, but if you cry again, the kitten will also cry."

  "Little monster, be strong. Nongda is also good, we support you to go to Nongda." "Go to Nongda, flirt with all the village girls." "Yes, eat up all the potatoes and corn in the fields." "Grab grain, grab land, grab women." "Beat the local tyrants, divide the land."

  All graduates are also not very clear about the specific scale and facilities of Nongda, just following the trend and shouting loudly.

  "What the heck are you guys doing?" Xiao Xiao looked at everyone with curiosity, "I'm not crying because I'm disappointed and blaming myself for getting into Agricultural University. Although I got into Agricultural University, it's also a newly established Art College design department, which is a fine arts major."

  Everyone knew he was a fine arts major and it all worked out in the end, but they didn't understand what was wrong with him. They all asked him why he was crying?

  "I'm crying because Xiao Liangpeng is my dad." Xiao Xiao said strongly, looking at the graduates.

  Everyone who heard this answer was somewhat astonished. They all sighed that this was truly a case of "like father, like son".

  "Awesome!" Wang Zhong's face was full of surprise, and he gave Xiao Xiao a thumbs up in approval. Xiao Liangpeng also praised Xiao Xiao for being unpretentious, daring to cry and laugh, and enjoying life with abandon.

  Xiao Xiao looked at Wang Zhong's thumb, and suddenly his father Xiao Liangpeng appeared: thick eyebrows seemed so strong, a tall and thin body carrying the entire family, every morning riding a Giant bicycle up the mountain, carefully looking at the leaves with cheap cigarettes, using bonuses to buy himself a Giant bicycle, filling out his college application for Tianjing Agricultural University. These scenes flashed through Xiao Xiao's mind like slides, quickly alternating. His heart surged, and he could no longer hold back, raising the mic and shouting: "Dad, you're awesome!"

  All graduates also shouted along with them for some reason, and they all shouted very excitedly.

  "My dad and mom are awesome." Xiao Xiao closely followed with another sentence, her emotions even more intense.

  The crowd followed him and shouted wildly.

  Jumping up and down with legs apart, almost parallel, waving arms and shouting: "Our parents are the most awesome."

  Many people think of their parents' hard work for life and themselves at home, excitedly shouting in anger. At the same time, tears also burst out with the shouts.

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