Insufficient balance

  Half a month before the opening of Tianjing Agricultural University, Lei Tian called Xiao Xiao and asked him to go to Kaiyue KTV in the city center tomorrow afternoon. Wang Zixun proposed to gather again before the opening of school.

  The party consisted of Wang Zi Xun, Hua Jun, Hu Shan, and Lan Miao Miao. He also mentioned that at KTV, Hua Jun's territory, drinks were free and so was the accompaniment. As he spoke, he burst into a fit of silly laughter.

  Xiao Xiao heard that they were going to a noisy place again and felt very bored, so she said to Lei Tian: "Don't go to Kaiyue, come to my territory."

  Lei Tian readily agreed, but anxiously asked if there was a girl involved.

  "Damn your grandpa." Xiao Xiao cursed him directly.

  The sky is blue, the sun is scorching hot, and shines directly on the ground.

  The villa is located at the foot of Tianwang Mountain in Changhai suburban area, with a mountain cliff behind and a large river in front. Outside the villa is a spacious parking lot with several mid-range cars parked. Inside the villa are rows of high-rise buildings, rooms equipped with air conditioning, karaoke, computers and other facilities, although not comparable to those in the city center, basic entertainment is sufficient.

  Across from the bungalow is a rectangular artificial pond, under which is paved with biological mud, drawing water from the nearby river to fill it. The four sides of the pond are paved with neat ceramic tiles, with lounge chairs and large umbrellas. Various fish species are raised in the pond for guests to fish at leisure.

  He sat on a long bench by the pond, wearing a red T-shirt and a big sun hat, with a fishing rod in his hand and a line cast into the water. The float bobbed up and down occasionally. Next to him was a bucket of beer, from which he grabbed a cup and took a sip while gazing out at the water.

  A BMW 5 and an Audi A4 were parked at the parking lot outside the mansion, three men and two women got out of the cars, it was Wang Zixun and his gang. The five people walked into the Tianwai Mansion. From a distance, they saw Xiao Xiao's explosive head over there.

  "Handsome guy and beautiful girl, come here." Xiao Xiao waved her hand, gesturing for them to come over.

  "Little demon brother, meow meow." Lan Miao Miao shouted as she ran over and plopped down beside Xiao Xiao. She was wearing a pair of cat ear headbands, with long hair flowing down her shoulders, bright eyes and cool teeth, two large round earrings, and a one-piece dress, exuding a pure and milky aura.

  Xiao Xiao's heart was filled with joy and intoxication as soon as he saw her. His gaze inadvertently swept across her chest, where she was wrapped tightly without a single gap. "Ah!" He turned his head and bowed to Wang Zi Xun, "Your Highness, what do you think of our rural area after visiting? Our rural area is a bit remote and the conditions are a bit poor, please forgive us."

  The prince searched for his white T-shirt, new jeans, and two long legs that looked very comfortable. He had never been to a place like this before, complaining that it was all the way out here. No wonder they called it the Heavenly Villa.

  Hua Jun dyed his hair a deep purple color, and with peach blossom eyes, he swept a glance around the surroundings to see what kind of place Xiao Xiao had brought him to. After looking around, he thought he was in another province.

  "Haha, sit down. Xiao Hu Li, you look so listless today?" Xiao pointed to the long chair.

  Hu Shan sat on the chair, still with short hair, wearing dark glasses and two round earrings, her lower body clad in light red silk stockings. As soon as she sat down, she lifted up her long legs. "Nothing's wrong, Xiao Xiao little demon," she said with a smile, "it's just your aunt coming to find me. Have you missed me?"

  "Almost forgot. Pure maiden." Xiao Xiao smiled at her.

  Hu Xuan thought of her Weibo log, which was a way to attract fans. Mentioned by Xiao Xiao, she couldn't help but laugh, sucking on a cigarette, and retorting back at him.

  Wang Zi Xun, Hua Jun and Lei Tian were all sitting on a long bench, while Xiao Xiao handed each of them a cup.

  "Ah, not bad." Lei Tian took a sip of beer and praised. Then his eyes scanned the surroundings, "This is really not good?" He was wearing a sleeveless T-shirt, wrapping his muscles tightly.

  "Is that all you're capable of?" Xiao pointed to the fishing gear on the side, letting everyone fish at will. After finishing, we'll come straight to eat sashimi. "Isn't Little Cat most fond of eating fish?" He looked into Miao's bright eyes, having not seen her for a few days, and missing her a bit.

  Lan Miao said that although raw fish is delicious, she herself doesn't know how to fish and has never caught a single fish in her life.

  "I've caught some for you to eat," Xiao Xiao said with a swagger.

  Lan Miao Miao hugged his arm and leaned on his shoulder, thinking that the little demon brother was still good.

  "Damn it, little demon, you bastard, how dare you treat me like a brother!" Lei Tian suddenly and inexplicably erupted, pointing at Xiao's face and shouting.

  Xiao Xiao watched him have a fit and was very puzzled, what's wrong with him?

  Lei Tian pointed to the opposite bank of the pond and said, "You little scoundrel, you deceived me. That's not a girl?"

  Everyone followed his pointing and saw a girl sitting by the pool on the opposite side, with fair skin, prominent breasts, perfect figure, wearing a bikini lying on a chair to sunbathe.

  Xiao Xiao immediately understood what he had originally said and shouted at the girl on the opposite bank: "Little Lotus."

  The girl listened and sat up, gave Xiao Xiao a flying kiss, then lay down again.

  Lei Tian's neck muscles bulged, he was furious, his hands grasped Xiao Xiao's neck, shaking him violently. He scolded: "You're keeping all the good things for yourself? Don't you care about your brother?"

  "He shook off Xiao and explained: 'She's the boss' wife.'"

  "Fart, she looks like one of us, how can she get married?" Lei Tian was incredulous.

  "Not married yet, but soon."

  Lei Tian looked at Xiaolian, feeling resentful in his heart, thinking that the owner of this heavenly villa could run into such a beautiful girl, and his fate was really too good.

  Hua Jun drank beer and asked, glancing at the opposite side. Although Xiaolian was very pretty, he wasn't particularly interested in girls who already had boyfriends. He just praised: "Hmm, this... Tianwai Manor is picturesque, refreshing, and quite creative. I wonder who the boss is."

  "My friend." Xiao Xiao shook off the kitten and Lei Tian, clasped his hands together to form a pillow, and rested his head on it. "His dad originally wanted to find a place to open an estate, but didn't know where was good, so he asked my dad for directions. He used some Feng Shui theory."

  Lei Tian praised Xiao Xiao's father for being most familiar with Chang Hai, but looking at the little lotus opposite him, he wanted to see what the boss was like. He turned his head and shouted loudly towards the house: "Boss." The voice was like thunder.

  "Here." A man who appeared to be less than twenty years old walked out of the kitchen, about 1.75 meters tall, extremely fat, with a round head, flat facial features, and sparse hair. He came over to the crowd and politely said to Xiao Xiao: "Xiao Ge, your friends have all arrived. Hello everyone, my surname is Wu, I'm the second son at home, everyone calls me Wu Er."

  Xiao Xiao took turns introducing everyone to the boss of Tianwai Manor.

  "Huh? You're the boss? And the one opposite you is your wife?" Lei Tian was shocked, and so were the others.

  Wu Er smiled, revealing his sparse teeth. He somewhat bashfully acknowledged that the little lotus in front of him was indeed wearing his clothes, as she didn't want to come over and join everyone, so he asked everyone to be understanding.

  "No, nothing. It's just that Wu Er and Xiao Lian are together, it's quite surprising." Lei Tian saw the beauty marry a beast and also learned to tease.

  Wu Er listened to him joking and didn't get angry, with a flattering tone saying "You must be Lei Tian Ge, right? Shark told me about you before, said you're quite fierce. Like a landmine. Once you blow up, it's either death or injury. Your tone seems like you've been in the underworld for a long time."

  Lei Tian listened and was very pleased. Seeing that he was about the same age as himself, he asked him which high school he attended. Was it No. 12 High School?

  Wu Er said he went to vocational school after graduating from junior high school, learned cooking skills, and returned to help his father after graduation. Now he and his wife Xiaolian operate this Tianwai Manor together, with more than a dozen service staff under their management.

  "So, how did you and your wife get along?"

  Not just Lei Tian, but also Wang Zixun, Hua Jun, Miao Miao, and Hu Shan all perked up their ears, wanting to know.

  "We..." Wu Er was excited and just about to reveal the whole story.

  "What's all the fuss about? Everyone is hungry, let's order some food first." Xiao Xiao interrupted, cutting off Wu Er.

  "First of all, what do you have here?" Hu Xiang asked, her body was uncomfortable and she wanted to eat here, so she had to choose food first.

  Wu Er then told everyone about the dishes here, except for ordinary home-cooked dishes, they are all rare mountain delicacies that are hard to find in the market, such as stewed wild chicken, roasted whole lamb, roasted whole rabbit, roasted squirrel, and roasted hedgehog. First of all, these things are all raised at home, but they are raised on the mountain with a wall and have a wild flavor. In addition, there are also scarce things that can't be found elsewhere, we basically have them all here, such as imperial fried frogs, palace-roasted ants, prince's stewed earthworms, princess scorpion porridge, and prince's stinky bug soup.

  "This is all, what's going on? It's disgusting to death, meow. Don't even mention it." Lan Miao Miao said with a tongue-out expression.

  "No cats, no cats. We don't eat cats here." Wu Er didn't know it was her catchphrase.

  "You have everything here?" Lei Tian looked at Wu Er, thinking of Xiao Lian, and asked with some doubt.

  Wu Erda patted his chest and said, "We have everything, as long as you want it, Lai Tian Ge. You are Xiao Ge's brothers, so you are my brothers too. I won't let you leave empty-handed."

  "Alright, give me two liang of bull crap." Lei Tian recalled the night of the graduation ceremony, and as soon as he said this, everyone burst out laughing.

  "No, Ray, bull crap is just that, it's not for eating." Wu Er heard this and couldn't help but feel frustrated, he was really looking forward to getting what he wanted.

  "What, you say that bull penis is not for human consumption. Then those who have eaten it are not human?" Lei Tian's anger was rising and he was about to stand up and argue with him.

  "No," Wu Er hastily interjected, taking a step back, "if someone really ate bull's pizzle, then it can't be described with ordinary language."

  Hua Jun thought of the graduation ceremony and burst out laughing, hearing that it was fun again, she asked him what language to describe.

  "Proverb."

  Lei Tian took a sip of beer and wanted to hear what the chef had to say, so he let him speak.

  "Good." Wu Er said: "If this person really ate cow fart, then this person is a little cow standing upside down - cow fart facing the sky. Little cow sewing clothes - real (needle) cow fart. Little cow self-mutilation - very (cruel) cow fart. Little cow sixty years old - old cow fart. Little cow going to Korea - cow fart thinking of kimchi. Little cow sitting on a rocket - cow fart reaching the universe."

  "Haha."

  "Stop messing around, let's order some other dishes, we're all starving." Xiao Xiao stopped laughing and told Wu Er to get some abalone, lobster, oysters, meat skewers, fresh vegetables and fruits. Also, the wild vegetable soup for Hu Xuan.

  Six people sat on chairs drinking beer, gazing at the pond. Two dragonflies flew over the pond and landed on flat lotus leaves, flapping their wings freely.

  "You really want to go to the Agricultural University's Art and Design College, majoring in design for three years?" Wang Zixun picked up a fishing rod, put on bait, and cast it into the pond.

  "Work hard, get into a good agricultural university, and review. Next year take the art exam, graduate and go to Europe or America, that's how awesome it is." Lei Tian said hastily without waiting for Xiao Xiao to speak.

  Lan Miao Miao, who was standing aside, meowed in disagreement with Xiao Xiao's decision to attend Nongda. She said that the teachers at No. 12 Middle School were not good enough and that her father could find Xiao Xiao the best professors in Zhanghai City. Her parents were both music professors at Zhanghai Normal College, and they had a significant influence in Zhanghai's literary and art circles, so it was easy for them to find an art teacher.

  "Thank you, Xiaomao. I don't want to review anymore. Reviewing English is also useless for the exam. Going to Nongda is also an art college, my dad has decided." Xiao Xiao said firmly, he had already received the admission letter from Nongda, he listened to his father's words, and was determined to spend the next three years at Tianjing Agricultural University.

  The prince looked at the pond, his eyes clear and bright. "It's okay. If you like it, after graduation, you can upgrade to a bachelor's degree, which is also an undergraduate degree, and it will be better when you go out into society."

  Xiao Xiao didn't answer because she hadn't thought that much about it.

  Everyone talked about their future plans, Hu Xiang was admitted to the International Trade Department of Tianjing University of Economics and Trade, Xiao Mao went to the Dance Education Department of Tianjing Dance Academy. Hua Jun went to the Administrative Management Department of Tianjing Jingmei College, Wang Zixun would definitely go to the Command Department of the Army Academy, all of which were in Tianjing. Lei Tian went to the Leisure Sports Management Department of Jiangjing University.

  "What's wrong with you, how did you end up in Jiangjing? Beijing is in the north and Jiangjing is in the south, although both are first-tier cities and ancient capitals of six dynasties. But one is in the north and the other is in the south, thousands of miles apart, what were you thinking?" Xiao Xiao muttered to herself about this brother she had known for ten years.

  Lei Tian frowned and said helplessly that he couldn't do anything about it, after all, who made him take the exam there. He warmly invited Xiao Xiao to visit Jiangjing when she had time, taking the high-speed rail wouldn't take long. She could also check out the sweet girls in Jiangnan. However, if Xiao Xiao didn't return to Nongda to review, he would go back too and retake the exam for Tianjing with her.

  "Alright, it's over. Let's not waste our passionate youth, we should focus on school instead. However, nothing is perfect in this world." Xiao Xiao said with great regret.

  Everyone also sighed for Le Tian who had gone to Jiangjing.

  Wu Er personally brought over a large food box, inside which were several steaming hot dishes. He placed the food box on the small table and let everyone taste it. If the flavor wasn't good, he'd immediately overturn the dish onto his own head.

  Everyone took a sip of braised sea cucumber and thought it tasted great. Hu Shan drank the wild vegetable soup, which was warm, soft and smooth, and she enjoyed it very much.

  "Wu Er, you just said you're familiar with sharks?" Lei Tian ate very enjoyably.

  Wu Er heard Lei Tian mention sharks and became mysterious, whispering that he had done something big with sharks for Xiao Ge before.

  Hua Jun's peach blossom eyes were wide open, surprised and delighted with unexpected gains? He came with enthusiasm, hastily asking him what the big deal was. In any case, he had to shake out Xiao Xiao's bottom line.

  "That was nine years ago." Wu Er smiled, recalling the past, "I and Shark Brother played two hooligans, hijacking a little girl. The little girl would rather die than submit to the hooligans. Xiao Ge came forward as a hero to save the beauty."

  Xiao Xiao suddenly remembered the pants that Wu Er had torn nine years ago when he was kicked to the street railing, and couldn't help but cough twice, hinting that he shouldn't say anything more, or else he would be taught a lesson again.

  Wu Er reminisced about the past, recalling what had happened. He completely ignored Xiao Xiao's hint: "Later on, Xiao Ge repaid me by pretending to be a hoodlum and kidnapping Xiaolian, and I came to rescue her heroically."

  "What's the result? Meow meow." Lan Miao Miao asked anxiously, and when she got anxious, it was as if a little cat was scratching her heart, wanting to know the answer so much.

  Xiao Lian was actually a hooligan.