Chapter 50: The Family Rules of the Pang Family

  "The hospitality of the host family is great, I'm more used to living here than in my own home." Kong Yue Mei secretly wiped a sweat from her forehead, feeling more and more that this woman was not easy to deal with. Living under someone else's roof, she would have to tread carefully like walking on thin ice from now on.

  Pang Datou was just about to take out the ingredients when he saw Luo Lijun walking in, and quickly pulled him aside: "Old lady, why did you suddenly come back? I thought you went back to your parents' house. Just now I even called Dad, don't know if he'll be worried."

  "You mean I shouldn't have come back, right?" Luo Lijiang wrapped her scarf around her and glared at Pang Datou.

  "No, no, I didn't mean that." Pang Dahu rubbed his head, thinking to himself that Luo Lijiang was getting more and more unreasonable as she approached menopause.

  Luoliqing took the vegetables out of the plastic bag and put them in a basin, turned around and said to Pangdatiger: "Pangdatiger, I know you're waiting for me to leave and not come back, giving you and that fox spirit an opportunity. I'm telling you, there's no door, from now on I won't leave, this is my home, why should I leave, leaving opportunities for that fox spirit?"

  "Ah...... you...... her." Pang Dahu stamped his foot: "What kind of vinegar are you eating, are you sick!"

  Luoli Qing surprisingly didn't get angry, lowered her head and started picking vegetables. After a while, seeing Pang Datou still standing beside her, she stopped and said: "What are you standing there for? If you're so idle, help me cut that piece of meat, will you?"

  "I don't know about that." Pong Datou scratched his head and left the kitchen, feeling a bit depressed. He thought Luo Lijiang would talk back to him, but unexpectedly, it was not the case at all. The wife in front of him seemed to have changed completely, and he really didn't know whether it was good or bad. He just hoped that his original intention was not wrong, and that the two families could get along peacefully from now on.

  Pang Da Hu left the kitchen and passed by Pang Guang's room, saw Pang Guang wearing headphones and playing games with his head down, suddenly got angry, walked in quickly, and pulled off the headphones that were stuck on his head.

  Pang Guang turned his head and looked at Pang Dahu in confusion, then immediately returned to the screen, his hands typing away on the keyboard without stopping for a moment. With a loud crash, the 3D monster's head split into four pieces, its brains splashing out and scattering in all directions.

  "Awesome!" Pang Guang clenched his fist and cheered, but suddenly there was a "pop" sound, and the colorful things on the screen disappeared, replaced by a black box.

  "Huh?" Pang Guang looked left and right, finally seeing that Pang Da Hu was holding the plug of the power strip in his hand, and only then did he understand that it was his father who had pulled out the power source.

  "Dad, why did you unplug it?" Pang Guang stared at Pang Da Hu with a straight brow: "Illegal shutdown, the computer is easy to break."

  Pang Da Hu looked at Pang Guang with a dark face and spat out five words from between his teeth: "You get out." After finishing, he threw the plug in his hand and left the room.

  Pang Guang looked at the computer and then at Pang Da Hu, so he had to get up and follow him out. He suddenly remembered a classic poem: You came quietly, waved your sleeves, pulled out the plug, didn't take away a cloud, really very cool, but it made Lao Zi's strange white fight.

  "Stand there and don't move." Pang Datou saw Pang Guang following him out, pointing to the TV cabinet: "Stand still, dare to move a bit and see if I won't break your legs."

  "Dad, what's wrong?" Pang Guang didn't follow Pang Dahu's words, and at this moment he was very puzzled in his heart. Today is a grand wedding, but why did this old man seem to have eaten an explosive package and suddenly started scolding himself?

  "I'm telling you to stand up straight, did you hear me?" Pang Dahu had already started searching for a broom and mop by the door, but after searching for half a day, he couldn't find any. It was only then that he remembered it was the first day they moved into their new house, and not all the electrical appliances were in place yet, let alone these daily necessities.

  Pang Guang knew what Pang Da Hu's actions meant, although he didn't know why Pang Da Hu was so angry, but also felt that something was off. He was afraid that when Pang Da Hu came to his senses and couldn't find the broom, he would use his shoe sole instead. Thinking of this, Pang Guang's buttocks tightened: "Dad, wait a minute, I'll go outside and take a look if there are any bamboo sticks or something, help you find one that fits your hand and come back to practice?" He hadn't finished speaking before he had already run far away.

  Pang Da Hu rushed over, like an eagle swooping down on a chick, and grabbed Pang Guang back. He slapped him with one hand, "I'm not in the mood to play games with you, believe it or not, I'll slap you to death if you keep messing around."

  "Hmph..." Lin Junyun, who was sitting on the couch drinking mineral water, suddenly heard this sentence and spat it out. Like father, like son, why do these two father and son always want to slap people to death at every turn?

  Pang Da Hu glared at Lin Jun Yun, thinking to himself "I'm teaching my son, why are you reacting so big?" He then looked at Pang Guang, who was now like a defeated rooster, hanging his head in shame and not even daring to fart. He nodded in satisfaction, pulled out a piece of paper from his pocket, carefully opened it, and suddenly shouted: "Attention!"

  Pang Guang suddenly sat up straight, he knew his dad was really angry.

  "Take a break." Pong Datou pulled out a piece of paper from his pocket, put on his glasses: "Last night I worked overtime to rush the Pong family's code of conduct for future generations. I hereby declare that starting from you, from now on, for all eternity, for every generation, every descendant must follow this code of conduct in their words and deeds, and may not disobey it. Otherwise, they will be expelled from the family."

  “Cough, cough…” Lin Junyun struggled to hold back and not spit again. On the first day of moving in together, he was already having a big eye-opener. This father-son duo was hilarious. Look at Pang Dahu's serious and solemn expression like a temple abbot, and then look at Pang Guang with his humble and eager-to-learn eyes but sneaky gaze darting around everywhere, just like they were performing a comedy routine.