Chapter 6: Boiling BBS
On the playground, Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang, two men not speaking, face to face, four eyes casting a glance.
Similarly tall and straight, similarly handsome face, similarly unfathomable eyes, one in white clothes, one in green robe, as if a master's move, a touch triggers, the air seems to have an electric current passing through.
The strong gust of wind blew the autumn leaves on the playground far away with a rustling sound.
After a moment, Guan Xiaoyu suddenly smiled warmly: "Tonight, Brother Kongming will also be present."
"May I? Brother Yunchang?"
"As you said, Brother Kongming, of course, it can be done. You are also one of Xuande's indispensable good friends."
"Yun Chang's words are also reasonable, so Kongming would be rude if he refused?"
Hahaha...
"Hahaha..."
Laughter with ulterior motives erupted from each of them.
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Just as Zhang Xiaofei was busy preparing a celebratory banquet for me, the campus BBS had already blown up.
The reason is of course due to this unexpected track and field test.
For the first time, Zhou Xiaoyu, who was known as a rare talent in the track and field world, successfully took away my title of being last in long-distance running class for almost a year. Moreover, he ran halfway and then disappeared without a trace, which is unacceptable even for a celebrity. He has no professional integrity at all. Furthermore, it's said that even Liu Xiaobei, who was notorious for lagging behind, successfully finished the entire course. In comparison, Zhou Xiaoyu's shameful behavior should be condemned.
On that day, the wind was gentle and the sun was shining brightly, making it a perfect afternoon to spend with my girlfriend, watching some light-hearted anime and munching on potato chips. However, on the parade ground of the Royal Military Academy, an intense killing aura emanated from someone's body, casting a gloomy shadow over the entire field, causing everyone to tremble with fear. Suddenly, the angry roar of Little Overlord Sun Ce echoed across the entire parade ground.
Afterwards, an eyewitness left a moving and thought-provoking message on the campus BBS: On that day, Xiaobao let out a loud roar towards the sky, his voice shaking the forest and mountains, startling the clouds and mist, like a dragon flying by or a swan taking flight. All who heard it were deeply moved to tears. Faintly, they could hear Xiaobao murmuring two words: Zhou Xiaoyu. It's really enough to make one's heart ache and soul wither away...
This post titled "My personal experience of the paranormal event that occurred this afternoon at Luzhong South Campus, welcome to take a look" sparked heated discussions among students of Luzhong.
Among the many repliers, one with the ID "Jiangdong First Man" sneered: "Sofa, just say that this post is suspected of showing off its literary talent."
His downstairs neighbor said: "Letting pears be a virtue that everyone should promote" said: The upstairs words are wrong, the landlord is in GJM!
Below a "jiang dong jin mao shu" burst out laughing: Is that Mr. Kong upstairs? The advertisement is really unique, what's GJM, I'm just a shallow scholar.
There is another one called "Don't provoke you" with a different starting point: obviously three words, idiot! Another answer to the upstairs that is plagiarism, and even plagiarism doesn't understand it, don't blame me for calling you an idiot.
The ID "must be harmonious" downstairs immediately pointed out: Ba Chi seems to be Zhou Xiaoyu's catchphrase, and my upstairs is...
Suddenly provoked the killing intent of the female fans, one called "Yu Liang Da Hao" jumped out and said seriously: The owner of the post, don't fabricate facts! The Commander-in-Chief and our Military Advisor are a couple! This is the heavenly way, human way, king's way! PS: Is the person upstairs really the Commander-in-Chief himself? Let me worship you, let the Military Advisor pounce on you or you pounce on the Military Advisor ahahahaha...
Then there was a "Yu Liang Wang Dao" who immediately retorted: This little girl personally witnessed Guan Ge and Jun Shi exchanging sweet glances this afternoon, and she's already infatuated. She thinks Guan Ge's heroic talent can suppress Jun Shi's tall stature, but the Commander's build is a bit too slender, and he might not be able to handle it...
Like a bomb dropped from the sky.
The building suddenly tilted...
A large number of posts with similar titles such as "AA King", "BB King", "CC King" and even "XX King" appeared.
With the exception of the watchdog, almost everyone in the entire Lu territory is in danger and could be a suspect. As soon as someone raised this point, another person immediately declared: I do not oppose the human-beast king's way.
And so on.
As a result, the building in the midst of the lively and serious battle of the masses, unknowingly extended to several thousand floors high. The topic eventually shifted to which of the three places - Jiangdong, Jinling, and Jian'an - had the most beautiful women, how to raise noble dogs, whether facial masks were better used in the morning or at night, when the first snowfall of the year would occur, and how to solve the Spring Festival transportation problem, among other things.
Above is astronomy, below involves geography, can be called Lu Zhijian school history's first excellent post.
Finally, due to server paralysis, administrators were forced to lock the post.
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Thanks to Xīng Chén little friend for catching bugs... (MUA red flower + up)
