Time bomb

  "Uh-huh, yeah, I'm really worried about not being able to get married. It's getting frustrating!"

  "Xu Yan, don't worry, if you can't get married, there's always us, Feng Ge!" Zhang Yan, this idiot, is at it again with his unstoppable idiocy. Looks like he's ready to become a Buddha!

  I didn't expect that Xu Yan was very honest today, and didn't refute, but instead had a thoughtful expression. Jiang Feng's mouth twitched slightly, could it be that she was really considering it? "Xu Yan, what are you thinking?"

  "I was worried about Er Gou's memory... but it seems money has cured him!"

  Everyone's jaw dropped to the ground, Wang Qiang was a man who was silent but always spoke to the point, he was also stunned at this moment and said: "What? Weren't we just talking about your marriage problem? Your jump is too big, give some space to adapt!"

  "Don't you remember what I said before? Idiot, even if it's a quick match, wouldn't they avoid matching with an idiot? It's only been a few days and he's already forgotten."

  As soon as Xu Yan said this, everyone suddenly remembered that during the first class, Xu Yan had indeed said so. The idiot was Zhang Yan, and the fool was...

  "Damn it, Yan Yan, after all this time, am I going to end up being a fool?" Jiang Feng was becoming more and more self-aware.

  "Jiang Feng, then what do you want to be?" Xu Yan looked at Jiang Feng with a serious face, and Jiang Feng suddenly felt disheartened. Fine, being foolish is just being foolish!

  "Hehe, alright, stop fooling around, let's get back to class. If we don't finish today's lesson, I'll be in trouble!"

  Everyone quickly adjusted their mood, and Xu Yan secretly pushed the teaching assistant, "What is a slot machine after all?"

  The assistant was speechless, thought for a moment, "Ask Baidu."

  "But Baidu is busy dating!"

  Assistant stroked his forehead: "Ask Jiang Feng."

  "But Jiang Feng has already become an idiot!"

  "Ask Zhang Yan."

  "Zhang Yan is usually a fool, now he has upgraded to a stupid fool, will he understand?"

  "Xu Yan, are you kidding me?! "Just attend class first, I'll tell you after class."

  "Alright! A promise is a promise. Let's shake on it!"

  The teaching assistant's expression was particularly good-looking at this time!

  Xu Yan obviously felt it wasn't sensational enough, so he really pulled the teaching assistant's hand, "Make a pact to hang ourselves together, and not be allowed to change for 100 years!"

  Then turned around and listened attentively in class. The teaching assistant's heart flew away beautifully...

  Look up at the sky and sigh, why are there such deceitful people in this world? You say you're deceitful, but then you often make some cute little moves, and they're super cute too. Isn't this going to kill someone?! Oh heavens! God, please have mercy and take back this deceitful person! If things continue like this, it's going to cost lives! It seems that this person has become a "lightning zone".

  The class ended, and Xuyan still didn't let go of the question about what a slot machine was... The teaching assistant was worried about how to explain it to her, when Jiang Feng walked over. So the teaching assistant said: "Jiang Feng, hurry up and take away your unpredictable time bomb! I'm going crazy. I really admire you." The teaching assistant couldn't help but give a thumbs-up and a strong gesture, then prepared to make a quick escape.

  Xu Yan grabbed his collar: "Teaching assistant, you can't just say things like that and then go back on your word! If you don't keep your promises, it's not right!"

  Teacher Qian and the classmates were all shocked, Xu Yan took a glance at the people in the classroom: "Everyone's dragging their chin down, even if it falls off, they still have to put it back on, what a waste of money! Besides, even if you have money, you can't just attach a chin!"

  Jiang Feng suppressed a smile and asked: "What's wrong, Yan Yan? How did you bully our teaching assistant again? And what do you mean by 'pulling hooks'?"

  Jiang Feng is from Beijing, he knows about pulling hooks, but that's just kid stuff, why did Xu Yan say it like that?

  "I just made a bet with the teaching assistant, he said he would tell me what a slot machine is after class. But when class was over, he wanted to slip away."

  Jiang Feng looked at the teaching assistant, and the teaching assistant was crying. Jiang Feng understood, it must be Xu Yan...

  I didn't expect Xu Yan to be such a scoundrel, but it's actually quite interesting when he starts selling cute.

  "Come on, let's go back, I'll tell you what that is. Want to go and play?" Jiang Feng said with a sly tone.

  She nodded heavily, she really hadn't played this thing before! "Slot machine... does it bite?"

  Looking at Xu Yan's little tangled emotions, Jiang Feng felt extremely good: "You don't even know what a slot machine is?"

  "Because I've never played before, I'm usually a homebody, going online and playing games! Or else I'll just read books, of course reference books."

  Xu Yan was afraid that others would misunderstand her as a bad kid, so she explained it again. Jiang Feng stifled a smile and suddenly felt something was off: "Yan Yan, what game are you playing?"

  "What's up?"

  "Let's see if I can play it, and if so, we can play together later! It's great to have a companion in the game!"

  "Alright, you two can stop playing games now. Reality is also a good companion!" The teaching assistant suddenly said, Jiang Feng's eyes twitched violently, Teaching assistant, you bastard, I helped you out of trouble, but you're making things difficult for me!

  "Is there a partner in the game? In reality, we two are originally partners! And Zhang Yan, usually don't we three come together and walk together? In the game, this can be considered..." Xu Yan was really thinking about it, but Xu Yan, did you understand what he meant by "partner"? It's not about coming together as a group!!

  "Assistant, you can leave!" Jiang Feng said with a gloomy face.

  The assistant shrugged: "No good deed goes unpunished!"

  "Or you can answer what is the Lion Dance?"

  "Jiang Feng, this is an outright threat!"

  "No way, who made you a threat to the teaching assistant!" Jiang Feng laughed harmlessly.

  "Jiang Feng, are you sure I can go to your school tomorrow for the welcoming ceremony? Really? Do you really have the qualifications to invite me? What if I go and they chase me away? That would be embarrassing!" Xu Yan suddenly thought of this question, somewhat half-believing and half-doubting.

  "Don't worry, you've gone and no one dares to drive you away." Ah, Jiang Feng once again admired Xu Yan's ability to intervene.

  "What is your role in school?"

  "What? I'm also Jiang Feng in school!"

  "What I'm saying is not that, I heard that the university can invite people to rank, only those who are first in the annual exam, and the president and vice-president of the student union... anyway, they are all powerful people, either rich or noble, which one do you belong to?"

  "None of those apply to me. My family... at most, we're considered wealthy, but we don't have power. Yan Yan, not every first place winner has an invitation qualification..." Jiang Feng's expression was somewhat dim, and it was unclear what he was worried about.

  "Whatever." Xuyan didn't seem to believe it, and she also didn't notice Jiang Feng's abnormality. In fact, Jiang Feng really wasn't one of those kinds of people, but his family was indeed quite wealthy. If you had to count, he would be considered rich! But there were many rich university students, and not every child from a rich family had the qualifications.

  Xu Yan saw Jiang Feng and didn't plan on saying anything, so he also didn't ask anymore.

  Three people returned to the university district. Jiang Feng took Xu Yan to the game hall, and she finally saw what a slot machine was... It didn't bite after all!

  "Words, now you know?"

  Xu Yan nodded cleverly, but in her heart she was thinking, how am I supposed to write this program? Alas! It's like a tiger on the roof, not biting people is hard to die!

  Miss Xu, isn't it said that a toad on someone's foot won't bite anyone, each getting what they deserve? How did it turn into a tiger when it came to you?

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  Today's classification is strongly recommended... Although it's not great, I'm very happy.... One more update, and there will be a second update.

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