32. Eat you up like a cabbage, one bite at a time.

  At night, everyone in the dormitory had returned except for Zhang Qiang. They were all chatting and laughing together. Xu Yan looked at Bai Lu and said: "Lu Jie, you've been going out early and coming back late every day, are you dating someone?" Xu Yan's question was typical of knowing but asking anyway.

  "Mind your own business!" Bai Lu laughed and sat on the bed playing with her phone.

  I don't know when it started, but Xu Yan's relationship with the people in his dormitory has actually improved. Maybe it's really because they've been together for a long time? It's almost been a month now. Speaking of which, Xu Yan suddenly remembered that National Day is coming up and they're going to have a holiday! His mood was getting better! After all, holidays are the best, and he can play games all day again!

  It's indeed the idea of a game enthusiast!

  "Luo Jie, when are you going to bring your boyfriend over for us to see?" Yang Le was also curious about Bai Lu's boyfriend, who was said to be a high-achieving student at the University of Science and Technology. Since he was studying in the same university district as them, several people started urging Bai Lu to bring him out to meet them.

  "I'm not going to let you see it, what if someone gets a crush on me and runs away with me?" Bai Lu said, seemingly serious.

  "No, no, I guarantee I won't fall for him!" was Xu Yan's first promise.

  "That's right, you have two handsome guys around you!"

  Xu Yan said gloomily: "Old Hu, you say Gao Yuan is handsome, I admit it, but where is Jiang Feng handsome? How didn't I notice?"

  Hu Xiao Xiao despises Xu Yan, where is your aesthetic? Who ate up your aesthetic?!

  Bai Lu and Yang Le heard that there was gossip, so they came with interest. This time, Xu Yan pretended to be dead. Hu Xiao saw someone being so unaware, so she took on the role of a storyteller.

  Bai Lu and Yang Le heard about the events of the past two days, they surrounded Xu Yan, starting to interrogate him severely. But Xu Yan was not someone who could be easily intimidated, so the two retreated in defeat.

  "I won't tell you guys anymore, I'll just find my male god to take me to level up!" Xu Yan said, and Bai Lu's eyes blazed with anger: "Male god?"

  Xu Yan nodded vaguely. Bai Lu said: "Wow, Sister Yan, you have a male god now, is he handsome?"

  "He's typical... um, short rich and handsome."

  "Ah, as long as he's rich and handsome, there's absolutely no problem. Whose is it?" Yang Le was about to go wash clothes, but after hearing this topic, she decisively decided not to wash anymore.

  "Hmm, that's true, but the problem is I don't know where he's from! However, he's really rich, a local tyrant, or a typical show-off."

  "How do you say it?" Hu Xue, Bai Lu, and Yang Le asked together. Xu Yan blinked her eyes, how to say it? After all, they didn't understand the game. It was really a headache to explain gaming terms to them.

  "His outfit is quite something, let's just say that if you saw someone on the street with a lot of gold chains and various diamond jewels, what would be your first impression?"

  Bai Lu heard this and fell onto the bed, bursting into a fit of hysterical laughter. Everyone was baffled, what was she laughing at? Finally, after she had laughed enough, she got up and said: "Then I must think he has schizophrenia!"

  Alright, Xu Yan was speechless with them. It seems that it's indeed impossible to explain to people who don't understand the game.

  Xu Yan was completely unaware that it was actually her poor expressive ability! Alright, she lacked self-awareness.

  So Xu Yan decided to go back and play games. Only when he sat in front of the computer did he remember that the male god said they had evening self-study tonight. Damn it, how can universities have evening self-study on Sundays? Is this a university? Xu Yan felt that their school was better! Just thinking about it, the phone rang, and upon seeing that the call was from Jiang Feng, hey, Jiang Feng's school didn't have evening self-study either, right? It seems that only the male god's school is more pitiful!

  "Hey, Jiang Feng, you guys don't have evening self-study, right? That's great, we don't either!" As soon as the phone was picked up, Xu Yan rattled off a string of words, who let her be bored at this moment!

  "Tomorrow is our school's welcoming party, come! I'm inviting you."

  "Which school are you from? Which school is it?" Having mixed for so long, Xu Yan still didn't know which school Jiang Feng was from!

  Hu Xiao Xiao and Bai Lu Jie looked at her with disdain. Yang Le classmate went straight to the washroom.

  Xu Yan showed a slightly wronged expression and said: "Don't look at me like that, I'll get scared." At this moment, she probably forgot that she was still on the phone.

  Bai Lu said: "Yan Jie, I think you didn't take your medicine today either. You seem so cute!"

  "Uh, Lu Jie, you know me too well. I didn't take my medicine today, but I feel so energetic!"

  "Haha." Jiang Feng couldn't help but laugh. She didn't expect Xu Yan to be so playful in their dorm room? Really want to take a look.

  "What did you hear? Don't you know that when a woman is speaking, men should speak less?"

  Jiang Feng said with grievance: "I didn't interrupt!"

  "Plugging your ears won't work either. Cover them up!"

  Jiang Fengyi looked embarrassed but still asked without shame: "Excuse me, Master Yan, how do you close your ears?"

  Xu Yan thought for a moment, "You can blink your eyes, right? If you can blink your eyes, then you can also wink your ears! Close them up!"

  How can there be such a scumbag like Xu Yan in this world?!

  Just then Yang Le came back from the bathroom and saw Xu Yan. At this time, his classmate Liu Hongxia happened to pass by and was surprised when she saw Xu Yan: "Is that you?"

  "How is it you?" said Xuyan, turning around with an air of pride, leaving only a back view and a hum. Yang Le was stunned, how did Yan Jie know Liu Hongxia, the loudmouth?

  "What's wrong?" Jiang Feng asked.

  "There's nothing." Xu Yan didn't plan to say anything, but Jiang Feng kept asking. Jiang Feng's intuition told him that the person Xu Yan was referring to must have bullied her before, or else she wouldn't be so reluctant to talk about it. It's not easy to hear about Xu Yan's embarrassing affairs, after all!

  Finally, Yu Yan couldn't bear Jiang Feng's teasing and told him. Jiang Feng burst out laughing after hearing it: "Who let you go to someone else's dormitory and even fought for the bed? It turns out that Yan Yan is not only directionally challenged but also numerically challenged! You actually have the nerve to say you're good at science?"

  "Jiang Feng!" Xuyan gritted her teeth, and suddenly she asked with a great mood: "Do you know what I want to do now?"

  Jiang Feng shook his head and said, "I don't know."

  "I'd like to chop you up into cabbage and eat you bit by bit!" Jiang Feng was stunned, being treated as a cabbage?

  "That's great!" Jiang Feng felt very safe.

  Xu Yan began to reflect on herself, and she stuttered: "I want to take it back! I'm so angry that I wish I could turn you into a raw vegetable and bite you to death!"

  It turned out that Xu Yan didn't eat bok choy! But Xu Yan, why are you so cute? Too cute!

  "Every word you say is unprecedentedly cute, you're the most adorable tomboy in history!"

  Xu Yan was proud of hearing this. Unprecedented!