Foodie's Theory

  The crowd quietly listened to the two arguing, and soon they arrived at the entrance of the cinema. From a distance, they saw a beautiful woman with clear eyebrows, white skin, long eyelashes, eyes like flowing pearls, a small high nose, and faintly red lips that were now pouting in anger.

  "Jing'er, what's wrong? Who bullied you?" Jiang Feng immediately went up to greet the beauty, ignoring the excited Xuyan who was arguing with him.

  Xu Yan was suddenly left behind, and finally felt the desolation of being alone.

  "Hey, you were ruthlessly abandoned." Zhang Yan this scumbag, is indeed a well-deserved scumbag.

  "Lao Hu, who do you think is more beautiful, you or her?" Xǔ Yán ignored the silly person with a flourish.

  "Sister Yan, you're still worried about this at a time like this? He saw her and immediately ran over to her, you should have a sense of crisis."

  "Why should I have a sense of crisis?" Xu Yan was unclear about it.

  "Oh my god, Sister Yan, can't you be more cute?" Hu Xiao didn't know that Xu Yan was emotionally numb!

  "Alright, since Old Hu has made a request, I'll show you my cute side!" After finishing speaking, she stared at him with her big eyes, her right hand gently supporting her chin: "Old Hu, looking at how cute I am, do you want to tell me why I need to have a sense of crisis? Why is that?" After finishing speaking, she tilted her head, blinking her eyes innocently. Hu Xixi felt like there were stars shining in Xu Yan's eyes...

  It just so happened that Li Jin and Jiang Feng turned their heads to look over, Jiang Feng saw this scene, and was stunned! Is she a tomboy or a cute girl?

  "Are these your friends?" Li Jin asked tentatively, of course referring to those other than Zhang Yan.

  Zhang Yan and Li Jin knew each other, after all they were in the same high school, and during high school Li Jin was still Jiang Feng's girlfriend!

  Zhang Yan sighed, to say that Li Jin was also good, and Zhang Yan had thoughts about her before. However, a friend's wife is not to be trifled with, even if they are already divorced now. The problem is that he no longer has any thoughts about Li Jin now, it seems that the saying "children are always one's own, wives are always someone else's" was indeed true back then.

  "Yes, this is... silly Meng's female roommate, this is her roommate, called... uh, Old Hu, and then this is..."

  "Our family's Old Hu has a name! And another thing, is it you who calls him Old Hu?" Xu Yan spoke up for justice, not knowing that she herself hadn't told Jiang Feng about Hu Xiao Xiao's name.

  "Isn't that your fault? Did you tell me her name?"

  "Did you ask?"

  "It seems like I didn't ask!" Jiang Feng remembered that he probably really didn't ask, but Xu Yan you bastard can't just tell me straightforwardly? Do I have to ask?

  Xu Yan thought for a moment, then with a clear conscience said: "I asked!"

  "When did I ask? How come I don't know?" Jiang Feng wondered why she said he asked.

  Xu Yan knew she was wrong, so she said to Gao Yuan: "He asked, right? Is that right?"

  "Yes, he asked." Gao Yuan is indeed a typical person with heterosexuality but no humanity, even lies are said so straightforwardly.

  "Look, Gao Yuan said you asked."

  Jiang Feng had an urge to shout at the heavens! How did he always end up meeting people who would swindle him? Jiang Feng thought of a little loli named Tian Zhen Yan Piao from the game he played, she was also a super scammer and kept saying that one day when she's free, she'll build a guild!

  Jiang Feng felt that if she were to establish a union, it would definitely be called the "Pit Union", otherwise it wouldn't match the actual situation.

  Actually, after Jiang Feng got to know Xu Yan, he wondered if Xu Yan was Tian Zhenyan, but the age didn't match. Tian Zhenyan said she was 28, generally speaking, people in the game try to make themselves younger, and who would say they are older?

  "Haoran, you can really stab a knife in your friend's back for Yuxuan, but now you're stabbing two knives into your friend's back for her!"

  "Thank you for the compliment!"

  Jiang Feng was speechless, he looked at Xu Yan, this Xu Yan is indeed harmful, in just a few days, Gao Yuan has been taught by Xu Yan to be so deceitful.

  "Gaoyuan, I suggest you stop pursuing Xuyan," Jiang Feng whispered in Gaoyuan's ear: "Look at how she has corrupted you."

  "Jiang Feng, hurry up and introduce your girlfriend!"

  Jiang Feng smiled mischievously, "Ji'er, look at this handsome guy, it's Gao Yuan. And that one, no need to mention, right? Stupid Zhang Yan."

  "He's a friend of mine. You're referring to this silly and cute girl... Jiang Feng, are you being serious when talking about a woman like that?"

  Li Jin always felt that this person seemed a bit familiar, but indeed didn't recognize him!

  "It's nothing, she is usually very casual, I have already excluded her from the ranks of women, she is a tomboy, as the saying goes: 'Iron and blood true man', 'Mighty tomboy'! She is indeed a tomboy."

  "Eh, Jiang Feng, I just realized that you can't tell the difference between ping and tiao tongues!" Usually when Xu Yan said this, she wouldn't argue, but today she seemed to have discovered a new continent, her eyes even shining with golden light.

  "Damn it, I meant to say that!"

  "I don't have a sister, what's wrong with you, Jiang Feng? With so many beautiful girls in front of you, you're still thinking about my sister? Alright, since you've taken a liking to my sister, I'll go to the second-hand market to find one for you. Do you want a tall and thin black girl or a short and fat white girl? Can't you at least set some standards?"

  "My god, you're such a freak!"

  "Hey, don't say that Ren Jia is a god, Ren Jia isn't a goddess. You just said Ren Jia was a tomboy!"

  Li Jin was amused by Xu Yan's humor, no wonder Jiang Feng got along with her so well. Now it seems that Jiang Feng's relationship with her shouldn't be romantic. But Li Jin still guarded against Xu Yan, after all, what she saw now was just one-sided, what about other times?

  "Xu Yan, have some integrity!" Jiang Feng said with a bitter tone.

  "What's dignity? Can it be eaten?" Xuyan said, getting excited at the mention of eating.

  "You're a foodie!"

  "Where is it? If you want to talk about foodies, I'm not qualified! Nowadays, girls just eat a bag of snacks or an extra bowl of rice and call themselves foodies. Don't they think about whether they've reached the standard of being a foodie? Being cute has its limits too, if you exceed those limits, it's no longer being cute but rather pretending to be stupid! So I only want to be cute, not pretend to be stupid! But speaking of eating, is this delicious? Of course, I want to eat it, and it's not just me, Jiang Feng, if the food is really good, do you want to eat it? Want to? Gao Yuan, do you want to? Yeah, right?" She didn't even wait for others to respond before answering herself. Typical self-answering.

  "So, don't blame me for wanting to eat. Besides, if you want to be a foodie, you have to meet two conditions: First, absolutely no picky eating: think that as long as it's edible, it's delicious! And when seeing food, can't help but want to eat; Second, especially able to eat but not get fat: no matter how much you eat, you won't get fat, and every day you eat more than others... making people envy and hate! Actually, if you meet one of these conditions, it's barely enough to be considered a foodie! Of course, there is another kind of foodie... the kind I mentioned before, called 'fake foodies'!"

  "You can't even be considered a foodie, you're so picky that you don't meet the standards of being a foodie at all! And what's with your weird eating habits?"

  "How did you know I'm a picky eater again?" Xǔ Yán said with an incredulous expression.

  "I am God, I can calculate and predict."

  Xu Yan listened and immediately walked up, forcefully pinching Jiang Feng once. Jiang Feng let out a painful cry, and Li Jin Ke became anxious.

  "What are you doing?" Li Jin said sternly.

  Xu Yan said with a wronged expression: "He said he could pinch it!" and blinked her eyes innocently.

  Jiang Feng thought of saying "stop blinking, or you'll disappear!", but now he was in too much pain to bicker with her.

  "Who would have thought you're his girlfriend?"

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  Sorry about that, went hiking again today. I'm exhausted... just got back. Sorry about that... Two updates tomorrow, one at 2 pm on Weibo and another at 6-7 pm. Welcome to support.

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