The Monkey and the Little Dog

  Back at school, I saw Jiang Feng pacing anxiously under the dormitory building. Xu Yan pouted and said, "Hmph, since you're so anxious, why didn't you come pick me up? Just because of some inexplicable reason that you don't want to take me from another man's hands... Hmph, watch me ignore you for a while!"

  Xu Yan thought so, but when she saw Jiang Feng, she still ran over with a smile, "Jiang Feng, didn't you say you had class? How can you be here?"

  "...I'm worried about you, that's why I appeared here." Jiang Feng knew that Xu Yan was being intentional, so he also avoided the issue and changed the subject. Xu Yan didn't dwell on it either, "Jiang Feng, do you know the person who sent me to the hospital?"

  "Never mind whether I know him or not for now. You first tell me why he was the one who sent you to the hospital when you were ill?"

  Xu Yan's face turned red, she was so scared that she fainted, how could she say anything?

  Zhang Wen saw the situation and smiled, repeating Xu Yan's words. Jiang Feng furrowed his brow tightly upon hearing them, "Xu Yan, why didn't you call me when you were sick with a high fever? You know I would have definitely come! Luckily nothing happened to you, if you had really been hit by a car... what would I have done?"

  "Huh? What does this have to do with you?" Xu Yan didn't understand, even if she was hit by a car, what did it have to do with him? It's not like he was the one who hit her! "Are you going to say that someone else hitting me is also your responsibility? Then you're really great!"

  Jiang Feng was speechless, and Xu Yan said, "Xu Yan, to be honest, if you were crippled in an accident, I'd actually be happy! Because then I could tie you to my side every day, go wherever you go, and keep watch over you! The key is that I'm not afraid of you getting hit by a car and dying. If that happened, I'd be single for the rest of my life! I'm really sensitive about this word 'for the rest of my life', it's too much for me to bear!" Anyway, since Xu Yan doesn't care about being hit by a car, why should I?

  Jiang Feng sometimes is also very childish. But Jiang Feng's heart at this time still fears, if Yan Yan really had an accident what to do?

  "Then I didn't do anything, look at what you're saying!" Xu Yan said before realizing where it was wrong: "Jiang Feng, who is your wife? Stinky beauty! I haven't even agreed to be your girlfriend yet! Hmph!" Xu Yan said and angrily turned around, while Jiang Feng secretly smiled.

  "Isn't it just a matter of time later? Although it's not yet. I heard that the Civil Affairs Bureau is having a special promotion recently, and getting married is very cheap, I heard it's only 9.8 yuan, do you want me to invite you?"

  "Don't go! Wait until I have money, then I'll treat you!"

  "When will you have money?"

  "Are you two showing off your love? I'm still here, aren't you afraid of dying from showing off too much?" Zhang Wenke couldn't take it anymore.

  "Who's showing off their love!" Xǔ Yán immediately retorted.

  Jiang Feng pulled up Xu Yan's hand: "Get your Jiao Yang out too. Let's go eat first! Then we'll consider when you have the money to take me to the Civil Affairs Bureau! Yan, haven't you eaten yet?"

  Xu Yan suddenly remembered that she hadn't eaten all day! "What's for food?"

  "I heard that there's a new ramen shop on Qipai Street and it tastes pretty good. Why don't we go try it?"

  Xu Yan nodded in agreement, although she didn't particularly like eating noodles. But it was okay to have them occasionally. So the three of them were about to leave when Xu Yan suddenly said: "Wait a minute, I should ask Old Hu if she's going..."

  "Every time I see you, you're always with Hu Da Mei. What about the others in your dorm?"

  "Uh..." Xu Yan was asked by Jiang Feng and didn't know how to answer, because she had never thought about it before, and it seemed like calling Hu Xixi was a matter of course. "I don't know either, my first impression of people is very important. My first impression of Old Hu was especially good, maybe that's why?"

  "What was your first impression of me?" Jiang Feng asked immediately. Zhang Wen saw the situation and left to call Jiao Yang first.

  Jiang Feng is really considerate of Xu Yan. I'm so envious of Xu Yan, Jiang Feng always thinks of her first no matter what he does, it must feel great to be taken care of like that? Although Jiao Yang treats me well, in some ways, he's not as thoughtful as Jiang Feng, but he's also sincere towards me. But he doesn't have the same level of thoughtfulness as Jiang Feng has for Xu Yan, if my Jiao Yang could learn just a tenth of what Jiang Feng has, I would be the happiest person in the world! Even Xu Yan wouldn't be happier than me.

  "Towards you..." Xuyan glanced at Jiang Feng and then smiled mischievously: "Jiang Feng, do you know what I thought when I first saw you?"

  Jiang Feng shook his head, how would I know what you're thinking? I'm not a worm in your stomach!

  "Haha, when you were making that comment about Xi Li Jie, you and Zhang Yan were fighting to see who could get a word in edgewise. I think you two are just like two monkeys, although you didn't move around, but I feel like it would be more suitable for you if you jumped up and down while speaking..."

  "Promise!" Jiang Feng's heart sank at this, how could he still be thought of as a monkey! How could they say that he was also a handsome guy!

  "Ah, is that what you want to ask?!" Xuyan felt wronged, obviously you wanted to ask, and after asking, you don't let people tell the truth? What kind of logic is this?! "Jiang Feng, I'm asking you, am I good-looking? Am I the most beautiful person in the world? Tell me the truth!"

  Jiang Feng was suddenly speechless... "Xian Xian, why did you ask this question so suddenly?"

  "Hurry up and say it!"

  "Well, although it's not the most beautiful in the world, at least it's the most beautiful in my heart!"

  "Hypocrisy!"

  "Every word I say is what you want to ask, and what I say is also true."

  "What I said just now is true! And it's what you wanted to ask, why are you yelling at me?" Xǔ Yán asked with a tilted head, looking very cute.

  Jiang Feng understood as soon as Xu Yan asked, so she had been waiting here! Jiang Feng stroked her hair and said: "Okay, this time you're right. You wanted to call Hu Da Meiniang to eat together, didn't you? Call her!" After finishing speaking, he handed over the phone.

  "Jiang Feng, why do you like touching my head so much? Every time you touch my head, I feel like you're petting a little dog..." Xu Yan said, taking the phone and brushing away Jiang Feng's hand that was touching her hair.

  Jiang Feng immediately burst out laughing: "Yanyan, does this mean you're saying you're a puppy? Haha, you've finally dug your own grave and jumped into it!"

  "Stinky Jiang Feng! You're asking for death!" After finishing speaking, Xu Yan swung her fist to hit him. Jiang Feng stretched out his hand and grasped the small fist she had swung at him, "Yan Yan, are you hungry? Do you have the energy to hit me now? Do you want to finish eating before hitting me?"

  Xu Yan nodded in agreement and then used Jiang Feng's phone to call Hu Xiao.

  "Hey Lao Hu, I'll take you to eat ramen, want to go? A new shop just opened on Qi Pai Street, it's said to be very delicious!"

  "Is that so? You must have heard it from Jiang Feng, right? I saw you two! Xian Jie, why don't you two go eat, I won't join you and be a third wheel!" Hu Xiao Xiao had a smile on the corner of her mouth as she leaned against the window in the dormitory, looking down at the floor below. Xu Yan looked up after hearing this, but only saw the tightly closed window, and it was then that she remembered that it was almost winter now, and usually they wouldn't open the windows in the dorms.

  "Yes, it was Jiang Feng who said that. Old Hu, come down, it's not just the two of us, there are others too! You all know them."

  "Hmm... okay." Hu Xixi originally didn't want to go, what was she going to do with just the two of them eating? But since there were other people, Hu Xixi hesitated for a moment before deciding to go after all. She hung up the phone and put on her coat, grabbed Xu Yan's phone and went downstairs.

  Zhang Qiang watched Hu Xiao walk away and said to Bai Lu: "Lu Jie, you see that normally Yan Jie seems to get along with you pretty well, why does she only call Lao Hu? Why didn't she call you?"

  "Didn't she also call you?" Bai Lu said coolly.

  "She's not that good with me! Aren't you two getting along well?" Zhang Qiang continued to ask.

  "Why do you like asking about Yan Jie so much? It's normal that Yan Jie didn't invite me, I wouldn't know anyone if I went, wouldn't it be awkward? Moreover, I'm not as close to Yan Jie as she is with Lao Hu, even if I was, she would know I couldn't go!"

  Zhang Qiang was choked and couldn't say a word.

  "Eh, where's Wenwen?" Xuyu asked Jiang Feng after they left the school gate and couldn't find Zhang Wen.

  Jiang Feng said: "You ask me? I don't know either! I guess we should leave first, who made you so stubborn!"

  "Hmph, how did I get all tangled up? You'd better tell me what I got all tangled up in! And besides, I'm a sick person now, and you're still bullying me? Do you have any conscience at all? Has your conscience been eaten by dogs?" Xǔ Yán poked Jiāng Fēng's weak spot and asked.

  "I have a conscience, but my conscience is for others, the one for you... has been eaten by 'dogs'! So now I only have lust for you! Hehe." Jiang Feng said with a sly smile.

  "Jiang Feng! You said I'm a dog! Aren't you just a monkey? Do you think I'll be afraid of you? Let's fight it out if we don't agree!"

  "Are you two going to make a martial arts film?" Hu Xixi couldn't bear it anymore, she didn't know what was wrong with these two today, how they suddenly became so childish. In fact, Hu Xixi didn't know that before she came down, the two of them had been childish for a long time...

  When they arrived at the ramen shop, Xuyan pushed open the door and went in first. As a result, she saw Zhangyan, Zhangwen, and Jiaoyang already eating! "You guys are really not considerate, you actually started eating on your own! Is it delicious?"

  "Ah, it's quite delicious!" Zhang Wen nodded at Xu Yan.

  Xu Yan listened and Zhang Wen thought it was delicious, so it should be very good! "Boss, a bowl of noodles!"

  "Alright!"

  "Say, are you going to ignore me and that beautiful woman Hu? You're really a foodie! Boss, add two more bowls!"

  Before long, the steaming hot ramen was served, and Xu Yan took a bite first, nodding continuously, it's really delicious! Then Jiang Feng and Hu Xiao brought theirs over too. As Xu Yan ate, he said: "The boss just made it, eat it while it's hot, it's quite tasty!"

  After hearing Xu Yan's words, everyone looked at the noodles in their bowls again. Xu Yan, can you still eat this after saying that?