55. When the government encounters a pit...
Xu Yan and Zhang Wen rushed to the shopping mall as soon as the boat docked. NHpark is very strict, in order not to pollute the environment, there are no sales points, and there are trash cans along the way, basically one every ten meters... Xu Yan thought that NHpark was a large garbage recycling station... because wherever her eyes could see, there were trash cans, of course, there were also trash cans on the boat.
"Wenwen, don't you think NHpark is a large-scale garbage recycling plant?"
Zhang Wen was amused by Xu Yan's description, NHpark is just a trash can with more garbage, so what should a real garbage recycling factory be called? Garbage manufacturing plant?
"May I also call you Yan Yan? I see Jiang Feng does that too!"
"It's okay, you see I've already followed Jiao Yang and called you Wenwen, you can too... call me YanYan." Xu Yan paused for a moment, she just thought of it, she still hadn't figured out the relationship between Zhang Wen and Jiang Feng, but it seemed like Zhang Wen and Jiao Yang were a couple, so was Jiang Feng the one who got dumped? Alas, poor Jiang Feng!
At this thought, a look of heartache appeared on Xu Yan's face. Why is it said to be similar? Because it looks more like heartache, but there is also a hint of excitement hidden inside, and a bit of a "watching the show" meaning in it... Xu Yan, you're really too ruthless...
"Every word... um, let me tell you something..."
"Hmm!" Looking at Zhang Wen's knotted expression, Xu Yan was very curious what it could be.
"I... I actually get lost easily... I just arrived here not long ago and haven't gotten familiar with the place yet, plus I didn't go out often before, even when I did, there were people following me. So... Xiangxiang, you lead the way? I don't want to get lost like this!" Zhang Wen said with a very pitiful expression...
"Aren't you lost?" Xǔ Yán asked nervously...
"I... I'm not! Just arrived and still unfamiliar, so a bit confused that's all!"
Xu Yan felt relieved when he heard Zhang Wen say that. As long as she wasn't a road idiot, the two of them wouldn't get lost! "Don't worry, we won't get lost!"
"Hmm, are you always so optimistic?" Zhang Wen started to envy Xu Yan's personality a bit.
"I'm not good-looking, and my personality isn't gentle either, I can only be cheerful. Unlike you, who are naturally beautiful, have a great personality, and are considerate of others, I don't know how many people will like you! For example, there's already someone in front of us... isn't that right?" Xuyan wanted to say two words, but she found that no matter what, she couldn't say them out loud. She was very unwilling to admit that Jiang Feng liked Zhang Wen.
Xu Yan felt selfish for the first time, and she finally understood why those girls in love would get jealous so easily! She's not even in a relationship yet, but she's already so jealous! Xu Yan was taken aback - was she really jealous? Didn't she hate being jealous the most?
Zhang Wen was puzzled, what does the personality of being outgoing or not have to do with one's appearance? Does it mean that people who are not good-looking are all outgoing? But Zhang Wen knew what was important: "Yan Yan, maybe you misunderstood! Does Jiang Feng like me? Why did you say that? I think he doesn't like me!"
"Why?" Xu Yan didn't understand, no matter how she looked at it... Jiang Feng liked Zhang Wei!
"This will be explained by him personally one day, remember, my premonitions are always accurate!"
"Huh? Really? Then Wenwen... can you help me... huh," Xu Yan looked embarrassed, she twisted left and right and then said: "I have a premonition that we'll get lost today!"
Originally, Zhang Wen thought she was going to ask about something private, and Zhang Wen was thinking that she could dig up some gossip. But who knew she would say that they might get lost! Zhang Wen finally understood why Jiang Feng always said Xu Yan was unreliable, her words were really inconsistent!
"Are you always like this? Your words don't match your actions, what you say and what you do are different?"
"What's wrong with me? I always keep my promises!" Xuyan said with a straight face, apparently she had misunderstood Zhang Wen's meaning!
"Every time, I didn't mean it that way...I wasn't being sarcastic, my intention was..." Zhang Wen suddenly felt that explaining things to Xu Yan was a very tiring task, even more exhausting than when Jiang Feng explained things to her. No wonder Jiang Feng said Xu Yan's personality was weird!
"Oh, it's better if it isn't!"
Zhang Wen was stunned and speechless... Alright, she admitted that Xu Yan had indeed dug a thorough hole!
Xu Yan and Zhang Wen walked into the mall, and they were immediately at a loss. Which floor was the supermarket on? Hmm, it seemed like they should worry about where the elevator was first... "Wenwen, which direction are elevators usually in?"
"Hmm, it should be right in front of the elevator!" But now the problem is that they didn't see it after entering.
So the two of them decided to start looking from the right side, and they walked to the right. After a while, they really saw an elevator, so they excitedly ran over, but then they were in trouble again - which floor was the supermarket on? The elevator didn't have any signs either. Should they ask someone? The two of them looked at each other in dismay.
"I'll go ask someone! Can't let a living person be peed to death!" Xu Yan said casually, not noticing the people passing by. Zhang Wen lowered her head, Xu Yan, even if you don't care about your image, can't we just not say such...key thing is they're going to the toilet anyway!
"Girl, do you want to use the restroom? There's one on the second floor!" An old lady with a kind heart said.
Zhang Wen was speechless, and Xu Yan said, "Your words are so powerful that even an old lady of such a big age can hear them..."
"Grandma, thank you, but we're not looking for a restroom, we're looking for a supermarket. Do you know where it is?"
"Why do you guys always look for the supermarket's restroom when you go to the bathroom? The second floor's is very clean too! It's not worse than the supermarket's, and it's closer, let's go to the second floor!" Looks like Xu Yan's influence is really strong, every kind-hearted person we meet with her is a scammer!
"No, grandma, we're going to find a supermarket, not go to the toilet..." Zhang Wen explained patiently.
"I've found it, on the fourth floor!" Just then, Xu Yan came back, and Zhang Wen quickly said to the old lady: "Thank you, grandma, we've found it, let's go up first!" After saying that, she pulled Xu Yan away hastily... The old lady was still puzzled, why did they have to rush to the supermarket when they were just going to the bathroom? The second floor is so much closer!
Two people came to the supermarket and bought what they wanted. After finishing shopping, they found that there were a lot of things! Let's take Jiang Feng and Jiao Yang out for a good time!
At this time, Jiang Feng and Jiao Yang on the boat couldn't help but let out a sneeze at the same time. They looked at each other: "There won't be any problem, will there?"
"I think it shouldn't be, right? Yan is a road idiot, Zhang Wen shouldn't be, should she?" Jiang Feng asked uncertainly.
"She seems unfamiliar with this place, and is a bit of a directional idiot..."
Jiang Feng and Jiao Yang had a feeling of impending doom, two road fools going to the mall to buy things? Can they find the supermarket? Even if they get to the supermarket, can they find where everything is placed? Okay, even if they finish buying, can they get out? Even if they know how to call for help, can they clearly state their location?
"Jiao Yang... should we go look for him?" Jiang Feng asked uncertainly.
"Wait... let's wait, if Wenwen can't find us, she'll give me a call, and then we can go. After all, even if we go now, we won't be able to find them. If we call them, who knows, they might think we're underestimating them... I'm fine, but you might not be, your wife looks like someone not to be trifled with!" Jiao Yang said with a mischievous expression.
Jiang Feng really wanted to refute it, but also knew that there was nothing to refute. Alas, Xu Yan, how deep is your pit!
At this time, Xu Yan and Zhang Wen were coming down from the fourth floor. When they reached the second floor, Zhang Wen said: "Wait a minute, let's take a look?"
The second floor sells clothes, although they are not famous brands, Zhang Wen won't buy them, but the styles are very nice, it's worth taking a look.
Xu Yan took a glance and nodded, she didn't like window shopping, but occasionally would stroll around, however she usually strolled around brand stores, this kind of mall stroll was her first time, and couldn't help but say, Xu Yan, you're really lazy to the point of being at home!
Then the two of them carried big bags and small bags and started turning around in the mall. They passed by a store that looked fashionable, so they walked in. When they came out, they were confused: "Wenwen, should we go right or left?" Xu Yan remembered that Zhang Wen said she could tell east from west, so Xu Yan asked for her opinion.
"Is it on the right? I remember we came from the left!"
Then the two of them walked to the right... "Wait, Wenwen, don't you think this store looks familiar?" After walking for a while, Xu Yan pointed at a clothing store and asked Zhang Wen.
Zhang Wen looked at the store and nodded: "It seems a bit familiar..."
"My god, we just passed by this place! Wenwen, are you sure you're not directionally challenged? Are you sure you can tell east from west and north from south? I think you're a government official!" Xuyan started her long speech again...
"I...I already said, I just came here not long ago and am not familiar with it...and I've never been to such a mall before!" Zhang Wen felt that she was very wronged, she really did say so earlier!
"Alright, I'll forgive you this time, but next time I won't believe you again! From now on, listen to me when we go out!" Looking at Zhang Wei's pitiful appearance, Xu Yan had no choice but to think that she would just have to take the loss and be more careful in the future.
Then the two of them continued walking, after a round of strolling, they felt that they had seen enough and it was time to head back.
"Wenwen, do you know where we can go down?"
Zhang Wen pointed to the top: "It's written here, safety exit... we just follow this one."
As expected, the two of them safely exited from what was supposed to be a safe exit... "You're really government! I'll never believe you again!"
That's right, the emergency exit is a staircase. The key point is that two people couldn't find the elevator and went downstairs by climbing the stairs. However, after going out of the door, they looked at the environment and found it completely unfamiliar. Where was this place? Then our Xiaoxi suddenly got angry!
Zhang Wen called Jiao Yang: "I'm lost..." As soon as the phone was answered, Zhang Wen said these four words!
Jiao Yang asked: "Where are you now, do you know?"
Zhang Wen looked again and again, but there wasn't even a road sign! Xu Yan snatched the phone away: "You two come to the mall first, then I'll tell you how to get to our place..."
Jiao Yang looked at Jiang Feng and repeated what Xu Yan had said. Jiang Feng reluctantly followed Jiao Yang to the mall, went up to the second floor, and then did as Xu Yan had said... what? Walked to the emergency exit and then went downstairs? Jiang Feng's anger surged, he endured it until he saw Xu Yan...
"My god, damn it, Jiang Feng, you hit me as soon as you see me?" Indeed, the first thing Jiang Feng did when he saw Xu Yan was to raise his hand and slap her on the head!
"You're really something! Why didn't you just say you came from the emergency exit? You even made us go up to the second floor... We thought you were still shopping!"
"What's wrong with blaming me? I was just listening to the government, she said that following the safety exit would allow us to get out..."
"You two... are really a perfect match!" Jiang Feng was extremely angry, Xu Yan was particularly obedient at this moment, well-behaved, she knew that if she continued to be arrogant, Jiang Feng would probably have a volcanic eruption. Suddenly, Jiang Feng asked: "Yan Yan, do you know what the most pitiful thing in the world is?"
"When the government encounters a pit?"

