Not a single penny left
After strolling around for a while, they went straight to dinner. It was neither late nor early, but somehow it felt too early for dinner and too late for lunch... However, since everyone wasn't very hungry, they didn't eat much, and the meal was over quickly.
Jiang Feng and Liu Ao Long sent three girls back to their dormitory. After they arrived at the dormitory, they found that someone was already there. "Who could it be?"
"Zhang Qiang or Yang Le!" Bai Lu said, and was met with two people's white eyes, they should know which one of them it is!
"I bet it's Zhang Qiang! Yang Le's personality can't stay in the dormitory, she must have gone to her classmate's dormitory!" Xǔ Yán said first.
"That... I think it's Zhang Qiang, so I can only assume it's Yang Le!" Hu Xiao Xiao despised Xu Yan. Xu Yan laughed exaggeratedly, the meaning was very clear: Old Hu, I've won for sure! But the key is, Xu Yan, no one made a bet with you!
When the three of them pushed open the door, there was no one in the room! Where's the person? How could they leave without locking the door? Xǔ Yán looked at Hú Xiāo Xiāo, it's all over, she's definitely lost! Xǔ Yán sighed, I knew it would be like this, I should have guessed it was Yáng Lè earlier! Xǔ Yán walked back to the bedside and flopped herself onto the bed: "I'm exhausted!"
"Sister Yan, what's wrong with you? You're so tired?" Hu Xixi disdainfully looked at her. If anyone should be exhausted, it should be her! She didn't buy anything less today! And she even helped Jiang Feng carry things for her! But did Xu Yan even say a word of thanks?!
Indeed, as soon as she heard that Jiang Feng had bought it, she ran to the window and looked at Jiang Feng, without even saying thank you!
"Eh, Yan Jie, Lao Hu, Lu Jie, you're back! I'm so bored by myself!" Yang Le's voice came over.
Xu Yan immediately sat up from bed: "Yang Le! Why is it you!"
"Why can't it be me?" Yang Le felt wronged, why couldn't it be her? Didn't she do anything wrong? Sister Yan, do you have to react so big? Do you have to ask why it's her? Sister Yan, can we not be so intimidating?
"It's all over, I've lost! Waaahhh, Old Hu, you won, you guessed it right!"
"Hey, Sister Yan... did I win any benefits or something?" Hu Xiao Xiao suddenly showed off her black belly image...
"Then I'll treat you guys to some fruit!" Xǔ Yán suddenly remembered the fruit Jiāng Fēng had bought, so he borrowed a flower to worship Buddha!
"Yan Jie, isn't that the one Jiang Feng bought? And if I'm not mistaken, wasn't it me who brought it up here?! Yan Jie, don't you feel a pang of guilt for doing this?" Hu Xiao Xiao's eyes were blazing with fury, on the verge of exploding.
Xu Yan choked on his saliva, and suddenly had a feeling of being dead! "Hehe, Old Hu, let me borrow this 'flower'!"
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"Lao Hu... look at how pitiful I am... can you bear it?" Xu Yan suddenly became cute and innocent, with a teary-eyed expression, her mouth pouting adorably, her head slightly lowered, as if she had suffered great injustice!
"Sister Yan, this trick may work on Jiang Feng, but it won't work on me! I'm not him..."
"Right, you're not him, he's so bad at understanding people, but you're different, you're so gentle, kind, and elegant, both beautiful and pretty... refined and elegant. You're such a good person, how can you be as black-bellied as Jiang Feng?! So... Old Hu, you won't mind where this welfare comes from, right? Hmm, I knew Old Hu was a good guy!"
Xu Yan, have you brought out all the good words you know to describe people? But...
"Sister Yan, I'm really not Jiang Feng, and I do have all these benefits, but the biggest difference between me and Jiang Feng is that he buys into this set, while I don't! So you still can't use this 'flower' to offer to this Buddha!" Hu Xiao also learned to be shameless.
Xu Yan looked at Bai Lu and Yang Le with a wronged expression, seeking help...
"Ah, my diamond is still waiting for me to call him!" Bai Lu first dodged the relationship. Bai Lu's term of endearment for Liu Ao Long was Diamond, while Liu Ao Long called Bai Lu Lu Zhu!
In the afternoon, when several people were strolling around, Xu Yan inadvertently heard this nickname and immediately thought of Rourou... At that time, Jiang Feng said that although Rourou and Rourou sound a bit similar, only foodies and cheapskates can associate with Rourou so quickly. But Xu Yan is even more amazing, she can be both a foodie and a cheapskate at the same time, really admirable!
Xu Yan was very unhappy at the time and counterattacked, saying: "Lu Zhu Lu Zhu Lu Zhu, recite it a few more times and see if it's not 'Ru Zhu' (乳猪), so Lu Zhu is actually Ru Zhu!" And then this sentence was remembered by Bai Lu... It's clear that Bai Lu is now taking revenge, isn't she?
Xu Yan looked at Yang Le with an even more wronged expression: "Le Le~~!"
Yang Le stood up, and Xu Yan looked at her with surprise. Yang Le said: "You guys continue, I'm going out to wash clothes!"
Xu Yan bluntly despised Yang Le and Bai Lu: "You are all people who burn the bridge after crossing! You are all ungrateful and disloyal!" But Xu Niang, how did they burn the bridge? What bridge did you build for them? What kindness or favor did you show them that they could forget and betray?
"Lao Hu... are you really willing to bully me like this?" Looks like there's no other way, can only continue to pretend to be wronged...
"Sister Yan, you're so eloquent, I'd love to see how you resolve this 'crisis'! Hmm, it seems that Hu Xiao Xiao was indeed spoiled by Xu Yan, rather than being inherently sinister."
"But, Old Hu, Leng's family can't bear to mention you! Look at how good Leng's family is to you, how can you bear to bully them like this?! Otherwise, Old Hu, since you don't want to eat fruit, I'll give you the suckling pig!" As she spoke, Xu Yan pulled over Bai Lu who was on the phone, Bai Lu looked at them innocently, what's going on? What does it have to do with her?
"Sister Yan, can you be even more shameless?"
"If you like it, Old Hu, then sure thing! I'll throw in Lele too!"
Xu Yan looked around and suddenly remembered that Yang Le had gone to wash clothes, but it didn't matter, she wasn't there anyway!
"Diamond, I've been given away by Yan Jie!" Bai Lu suddenly exclaimed! Then she put her phone on speaker...
"Is that Yan Jie? The petite girl, right? Who did she send you to? It can't be that handsome guy, can it? No way! You're mine, tell her I don't agree!"
Bai Lu gazed at Xu Yan with a provocative look, Xu Yan blinked her eyes, oh my god, when did the people in her dormitory become so annoying?
"How can you guys be like this! Eh, when did you guys also learn to be so deceitful? Are you learning from me?"
"Yan Jie, are you going to say that we should acknowledge a master again? We won't fall for that!" Hu Xiao Xiao concluded decisively.
"NO NO NO, Old Hu, you're underestimating the strength of our family! You haven't seen the true power of our household yet! To be honest, you guys don't even meet my standards for accepting disciples. So even if you were to follow me and learn from me, you wouldn't become my disciples anyway... because I'm not going to accept you!"
"Oh? Then what's your standard for accepting a disciple, Sheng Jie?"
"The first requirement is that it cannot be a girl! I don't like female apprentices." Hu Xixi and Bai Lu nodded, Xu Yan continued to say: "Secondly, it can't be a boy! I also dislike male apprentices!"
Huxiao and Bailu looked at each other: "Sister Yan, why did you still take in Jiang Feng back then?" Huxiao recalled the topic of her letting Jiang Feng become an apprentice...
"Because Jiang Feng is the only one who meets my requirements for accepting a disciple! Actually, I have a third point too!"
The two of them quietly waited for Xu Yan's third point. Xu Yan looked at the expressions on their faces and felt extremely satisfied, so he said: "The third point is... pigs can be an exception! Alas, what can I do? Who made my favorite animals pigs, dogs, and cats? They look so cute!"
"Haha!" At this time, a burst of laughter came from the phone, and it was only then that Bai Lu remembered that she was still on the call with Liu Ao Long, and that her speakerphone was still on! Bai Lu looked at Xu Yan with a very wronged expression, as if she had done something wrong.
Xu Yan waved her hand and said, "Alas, poor Jiang Feng. You guys say that his handsome image was ruined by me, how much is left?"
"We've spent every last penny!" Liu Ao Long chimed in. "But I'm curious, aren't you most fond of pigs, dogs, and cats? Why is it only pigs that get an exception?"
Xu Yan agreed with the first half of Liu Ao Long's sentence, "I also think so, fortunately he doesn't know, if he knew I described him like this, who knows what he would say... Would he start a fight? But does he have any accomplices? Lu Jie, you see... This trouble is actually caused by you, if he comes to settle accounts with me, you must help me! Old Hu, you also have fault, if it wasn't for your curiosity, would I have said this? Would I have told the truth? If I didn't say diamond, he wouldn't know! His handsome image wouldn't be ruined... So Old Hu, you must help me suppress him! He's my only slave!" Xu Yan spoke a whole bunch in one go!
She finally stopped to catch her breath, and only then did she remember that the diamond had asked another question: "As for why pigs are the exception, it's because they're relatively stupid. If I can teach them, it means I'm awesome. And even if I fail, no one will blame me!"
"This insight is very incisive!" Liu Aolong said.
"Yan Jie... if Jiang Feng knew, he would have resisted even more fiercely, right?" Hu Xiao asked.
"Oh? Will it work? Never mind, I've already allied you and Lu Jie, he's no match for the two of us!"
"I can bring my family's Lu Zhu over to form an alliance with him!" Liu Ao Long's arrogant words came out of the phone once again!
"Luo Jie, are you helping Jiang Feng or me? You can't be so biased towards him and ignore our friendship!" Xu Yan made a pleading gesture with her hands...
Yang Le just came in: "Huh, Yan Jie, why are you being lazy again?"
"Lazy?" Liu Ao Long had never seen Xuyan act so cute before, and naturally didn't understand what they were talking about: "Luzhu, I think your dorm usually has a lot of fun, right?"
"Where is the fun? That's a lot!" Before Bai Lu could respond, Xu Yan spoke up for her. "Xu Yan, how shameless can you be! Are you calling out to Lüzhu? Do you think you're a suckling pig? Besides, aren't you going to roast and eat the suckling pig?"
Liu Ao Long smiled mischievously: "This is pretty good, I wish I had taken the exam for your school too! Then I could have accompanied Lu Zhu."
"No way! You're so good at studying, how can you come to our school?"
Xu Yan was taken aback, studying well? Can't those who study well come here? She remembered that her teachers had high hopes for her back then, saying she would definitely get into a key university. Her only weaknesses were Chinese and chemistry; if she just worked hard on these two subjects, getting into a key university wouldn't be a problem.
But what about now? She only got into a third-rate junior college! Although it's directly under the Ministry of Education, what's the use of that? How many people recognize it anyway? Is it because they learn more things than other schools? No, there's nothing... There's only an empty reputation.
I worked really hard today!! Please recommend and collect~~ My mouth is all foamy from talking so much!! Waaaahhh, it's so unfair!!!! o(一^一+)o

