Don't bite me just because you're not satisfied!

  "What's wrong with me looking like a little sister? I'm an older sister! " Xuyan said shamelessly. "Those who have joined the union group, please change your nameplate, I'll send you the format in the group, or it will look messy... Isn't this going to drive people with OCD crazy?! I'm not one of them, by the way!"

  "What's this union thing? Where is it?" KingJSP asked.

  "KJ, are you blind? It's on the union notice!"

  Is that him? KingJSP is speechless, no wonder the only thing clearly stated in the recruitment requirements was "no pitfall"! He understood [it turns out the president is a pitfall!]

  "Yes, she is a pit, a super pit, ordinary people are not as pitted as her!" Jiang Feng first expressed agreement.

  One side is going, the union recruitment has ended, and the union will be upgraded three days later. Wait for those who haven't come in yet! Then the union still lacks a deputy leader, and the deputy leader will be selected from among active and frequently online people. Those who want to can sign up in advance! No examination of character, only equipment matters.

  …

  "Isn't it a bad habit to only care about equipment and not examine one's character?" the Spicy Duck Wing said in puzzlement.

  Wait, I made a mistake. It's just about character, not equipment. Haha. Xu Yan, how dare you not be so trashy? Take a look at your crappy equipment!

  But then she accidentally sent the wrong message, which made all 36 people in the guild very curious about her equipment, which was extremely ordinary. It was just a +13 rose staff, and a decent toy at best. Then they took another look at the male god's equipment, and the guild immediately exploded.

  The deputy commander's equipment is so awesome!

  "Is the vice president a local tyrant? Is he the husband of the president? Why doesn't he get his wife some good equipment?"

  …

  Xu Yan wipes sweat: It's over, who has been deceived by whom? Isn't it that I have deceived myself? Heaven and earth, is this the so-called reaping what one sows? Wuuu, I really want to cry! Male god, you quickly come out and say you don't like me...

  Actually I really want to be her husband, but she doesn't fancy me! Jiang Feng's honest answer, this is also his thought.

  Actually, after Jiang Feng cleared up his feelings for Xu Yan, he really wanted to establish a relationship with him. However, he was very clear that he couldn't do so now and had to hide his true feelings from Xu Yan. So he could only express them online...

  "Say, how can I make you respond to me like you're my wife? Even if it's just in a game, I'd be delighted."

  Is it just a game? How, do you two know each other in reality? KJ is really sharp-eyed and quick-witted, able to grasp this crucial word very quickly. After he finished speaking, Xu Yan suddenly realized, could it be... that he was actually someone he knew in real life?

  What I mean is that she has someone she likes in reality! Jiang Feng is so clever, this little predicament can still be overcome.

  Since you know I have someone I like in real life, you should also know that I don't like to flirt around in games. My liking for him is genuine and true, and I want to be with him, even when playing games, I won't betray the person I truly like!

  Jiang Feng bitterly smiled: In reality, I had fiercely rejected Yan Yan; in the game, she instead fiercely rejected me. However, I was even more ruthless than her, after all my reason for rejecting her was that I only wanted to be friends with her, while her reason for rejecting me was... she liked me...

  I knew it. So... I didn't think you'd agree to me. But don't I have the right to express my thoughts? Being rejected by you... that's fine too, no regrets, can't be lovers, continue being brothers!

  Xu Yan looked at the male god and thought of Jiang Feng again. She sent a 1:1 window to the male god: "Fake girl, do all you guys like to use 'let's be friends' as an excuse for rejection? Can we also be friends with girls? Although I'm a bit tomboyish!"

  Jiang Feng looked at Xu Yan's window, he knew Xu Yan thought of the excuse he had rejected her, although she pretended to be nonchalant on the surface, but she must have been feeling bad inside? "Yan Yan, did he say that too?" Xu Yan replied with a yes, Jiang Feng said: "Maybe he really was just making excuses, he also likes you, it's just that he is being held back by something and can't express his true feelings to you for the time being!"

  "Male god, don't comfort me anymore. Although I've only said it clearly once, I've asked more than once. He might like that dazzling star, but I'm just an inconspicuous, tiny grain of sand... can't even enter his eyes!"

  "No way... it can't be like this. My words are so good, how could I be a sand grain? You should be the superstar, others are the sand grains!" Yanyan, I don't want you to be unhappy, although reality can't comfort you, at least in the game, I'm accompanying you.

  "Male god thank you, I'm fine, it'll be okay in a bit! I've already gotten used to being rejected by him! Haha."

  You must be feeling very uncomfortable now, right? Haha, these two words were originally used to express happiness, but now they sound like a cry to me. Can you please not laugh? I'd rather you have a good cry and let out all your dissatisfaction and grievances...

  "Say, why don't you just be my wife? Then go tell the person you really like and see how they react. I guarantee he'll definitely be jealous of you! He'll definitely get eaten up by jealousy." Jiang Feng didn't know why he said that, if Yan Yan agreed, what would he do? But he couldn't bear to watch Xu Yan hide her true feelings, Dong Jie had also said before, Xu Yan was always too good at hiding her true self, she disguised herself too strongly, but in reality, she was actually weaker than anyone else.

  "It's not fair to him... and I don't like deceiving him. Besides, if he doesn't like me at all, wouldn't I be even more humiliated? Anyway, when he rejects me, he'll give me enough face-saving excuses, so let's just pretend it's a play we're all acting in!"

  "Hey girl, pull me in, it's been a long time since I've been on. School stuff is too f**king much, it's gotten to the point where I don't even have time to play."

  Xu Yan looked at the public screen and saw a private message from someone named Suan Suan Tian Tian. Xu Yan immediately added him to the guild, but hadn't seen him for almost two weeks. Then Xu Yan asked in the guild chat: "Soft Girl, why haven't you logged on for two weeks? The guild has decided that if you don't log on for 7 days, you'll be kicked out. Of course, you can apply for leave in advance. But Soft Girl, you have no leave to take!" Xu Yan's words were clearly directed at the person she called Soft Girl.

  Wow, you're really something! Why is the guild name "Warmth"? It should be called "Pit Guild" instead!

  Sour and sweet words solved Jiang Feng's worries, originally Jiang Feng was thinking about how he should respond to Xu Yan's words, but then he saw Xu Yan and Roumei talking in the guild.

  Ruan Mei is what Xuyan calls Suansuantiantian. She says that the name Suansuantiantian sounds delicious, so she gave her the nickname Ruan Mei. At that time, Suansuantiantian asked, "Why does being delicious mean being a Ruan Mei?" Xuyan's reason was: "Because Ruan Mei is softer, and it doesn't hurt your teeth to eat!" Q: Then why is it 'Mei' (meaning younger sister)? A: Because men aren't soft!

  Jiang Feng remembered that when he and Zhang Yan saw Xu Yan's words at the time, they both burst out laughing. Now thinking about it, Xu Yan probably didn't know that this sentence had a deeper meaning, so she said it like that.

  Tiantian, it's been a long time! You came and didn't even know how to talk to your brother, you just recognized YanYan, what do you want to do?!

  I really haven't seen you before, male god, but you're always here!

  "Ah, you two have such troublesome names. Just follow me! Male god is a fake girl, Sweetie is a soft girl." Xuyan, you're really annoying, others call differently and you're not happy? Is there a president as overbearing as you? Members, quickly rise up and rebel!

  Really!

  Sour and sweet at a glance, who is Yan? So I asked, "Who is Yan?" Male god, could it be that Yan is your goddess? When did you have a goddess?! Okay, soft sister is also a pit, he abruptly ignored Jiang Feng's first sentence's second half.

  Jiang Feng immediately replied with a single word "yes" in the game, Xu Yan was speechless... Do you guys want to be so pitiful? Can't we play happily together anymore? [No, pseudo-girl said I'm too talkative every day, so she calls me Yan Yan! Soft girl, you say how wronged I am! Wronged!]

  Jiang Feng closed his eyes and could imagine Xu Yan's cute expression, he must be pretending to be lazy. So Jiang Feng said "Xu Yan, I suggest you get a haircut, first make your hair into a bun shape, then come back and show us your pitiful expression, we might take pity on you and reward you with some gold coins."

  Xu Yan's mouth twitched, was this really the male god she had just agreed to be a daughter-in-law for? Was this a pit god? Had he been deceiving her just now? No, had he been possessed by a ghost just now? [Go to hell! Soft girl, have you seen my apprentice? Why isn't he coming up?]

  I saw him yesterday, he said he had to work today and didn't have time, told me to tell you that you should call his number first and get the union card ready. Poor guy, he even worked overtime on National Day! Haha. Typical soft girl's schadenfreude.

  Xu Yan opened the guild panel, found Soft Sister, and gave her a deputy position. [Wow, this is great! Joining the guild comes with a deputy position!]

  "Hmm, since the union is in urgent need of a deputy, you've been dragged here to temporarily fill the vacancy. Once someone else is found, you can get lost!"

  Are you kidding me? Are you showing off what it means to burn bridges after crossing the river?

  How dare you! You bite me!