Little Monsters and Ultraman
A few people were eating when a man at the next table, who was probably drunk, said: "When I graduate, I'll definitely surpass Bill Gates!"
His classmate said: "Can you do it?"
"Damn it, I'm so smart, why can't I make it? What's Bill Gates got that I don't? My name will be known to every household in the future!"
He smiled and continued, "What's Mao for? He can lead the liberation of China, why should I be mediocre all my life? Why can't I?"
Xu Yan burst out laughing, "You still want to compare with the old man Mao? Do you also want to be known by every household? Wanting to be known by every household is not that simple, if you do something earth-shattering, you can also be known by every household. However... Xu Yan carefully examined him and then shook his head: "Wanting to be known by every household, the key is he doesn't have the looks for it!"
Gaoyuan and Jiang Feng were extremely curious, and they chimed in unison: "What does the legendary appearance look like?"
Xu Yan's eyes darted back and forth between Jiang Feng and Gao Yuan, and they even spoke in unison, their expressions identical... Xu Yan couldn't help but feel that the two of them had some ambiguous feelings for each other.
"It's just a very despicable look, so despicable that people talk about it when they see him. Say he's going to kill someone or rob them, but he doesn't seem to have the guts for it. Let him invent something, but his brain doesn't seem smart enough for that either. Let him go and loot... The key is that because of this crime, there are more and more every day, it seems like it can't be widely known, and even less so about absorbing poison! So he doesn't have a widely recognized appearance. But there's one thing, he does it very well." Seeing the three people's puzzled eyes, Xu Yan calmly said: "Bragging".
Jiang Feng laughed and bent his waist, Gao Yuan laughed so hard that he covered his stomach, probably because it hurt. Zhang Yan looked at the two of them: "What are you laughing about?"
Alright, Jiang Feng and Gao Yuan followed Xu Yan's example, their sense of humor has become worse.
"Say, do you know that I saw a statistic online, it's from the national statistics: China has 56 ethnic groups, 55 of them have the habit of singing and dancing when they get drunk, only we Han people, when we get drunk, we just TM brag!"
"But I'm a Manchu! I'm not Han Chinese, why don't I have the habit of singing and dancing when I get drunk?"
"Are you drunk? Alright, even if you are drunk, I think we can still carry you away before you start singing and dancing..."
"Why?" Xuyan looked at Jiang Feng with a sincere face, why?
Because we're afraid others will tell on us and say we've let out a little monster!
Jiang Feng finished speaking and Gao Yuan laughed even more exaggeratedly, Zhang Yan also finally smiled.
"Why?" Xu Yan didn't understand, why did she have to sing and dance just to release the little monster? Where was the little monster? She looked around, but there was no monster! Her action made the three people laugh even harder. "Hey! Are you talking about me?" Poor Xu finally realized...
"Yanyan, do you know why you're a little monster?" Gaoyuan finally found his voice and asked.
Xu Yan shook her head, she really didn't know.
"You're already troublesome enough when you're sober, and if you get drunk, you'll be even more of a handful. It's like 'kill the Buddha when you meet him'! Maybe only Ultraman can control you. Are you saying you're a little monster? And if you get drunk, we'll have to sing and dance, but we're afraid... you'll walk naked."
Xu Yan lowered her head to examine herself, she was wearing jeans that wouldn't be see-through, a T-shirt... although it wasn't tight-fitting, it shouldn't be see-through, right? She wasn't wearing a low-cut dress after all.
"Alright, stop teasing. She'll blow up in a minute." Jiang Feng was being kind, but Xu Yan didn't appreciate it and glared at him before continuing to examine her outfit.
Jiang Feng, he's quite innocent, right?
Others just casually say that, and you believe it? You're so conservatively dressed! Exposed? Anyone exposed, you wouldn't! Are you stupid? Can't you tell that Gao Yuan is intentionally saying that?
"Gaoyuan, why did I walk in vain?" Xu Yan couldn't find out where he went wrong, so he asked shamelessly.
"Haha, YanYan, why are you so cute? I'm teasing you, and you actually believe me?"
Xu Yan's eyes twitched at the corners, Gao Yuan, no, you are Gao Qiu! I will get you sooner or later!
Xu Yan made a silent vow in her heart, while also giving Jiang Feng a resentful glare, it must have been Jiang Feng's doing!
Jiang Feng, what's wrong with him? Isn't it just that he didn't remind her directly? But later on, wasn't it said that she herself didn't believe it, who can be blamed for that?
The meal ended in delight, and Jiang Feng said: "Yan Yan, are you going back to the dorm or not?"
Gao Yuan stared blankly at Jiang Feng, asking: "Isn't Yanran going back? What are you taking her to do?" That tone was full of gunpowder, if Jiang Feng hadn't heard it, then he really was an idiot!
"She's afraid to live alone at night, I can let her stay in our school dormitory, anyway Jin'er hasn't left either, let her live with Jin'er together."
"Oh!"
"Haoyuan, what's on your mind? Am I that kind of person?"
"It's possible!" Gaoyuan said very decisively.
Xu Yan looked at the two of them going back and forth, but somehow it sounded like Jiang Feng was explaining to Gao Yuan... The more she listened, the more it seemed like Gao Yuan was being jealous, and then Jiang Feng was explaining again. Indeed, these two had an illicit relationship! "Zhang Yan, don't you think they have an illicit relationship?" Xu Yan asked, leaning in close to Zhang Yan.
Zhang Yan was struck by lightning, Xu Yan, you scoundrel! How dare you suspect that Jiang Feng and Gao Yuan have an illicit relationship?!
"Xu Yan, didn't you know? This is a struggle between pursuers..." Zhang Yan this fool, probably can't even dream of it, Xu Yan would misunderstand...
No, Xu Yan is now even more convinced that Jiang Feng and Gao Yuan have an affair! She looked at Zhang Yan with a knowing gaze, then looked at Jiang Feng and Gao Yuan again. Xu Yan suddenly thought, this way is also good, she was rejected by Jiang Feng anyway, Li Jing was also rejected by Jiang Feng far away, if it's Gao Yuan, at least she and Li Jing won't be so heartbroken. Moreover, now she and Li Jing are friends, she doesn't want to have any more emotional conflicts with Li Jing because of Jiang Feng's problem.
Xu Yan is really a very contradictory person. She says she values friendship, but in the past, she abandoned it for Dong Jie; now she says she doesn't value friendship, yet she doesn't want to lose any important friendships because of anyone.
Maybe she has really matured a bit? She understands that love is no longer her everything.
"Yan, why are you looking at me and Gao Yuan with such... ambiguous eyes?" Jiang Feng and Gao Yuan were chatting happily when they suddenly discovered Yan's gaze was full of lust, giving them a feeling that he had caught them red-handed.
"When did you and Gao Yuan become so close?"
"What's wrong with you?" Jiang Feng raised an eyebrow and asked.
"Who's being jealous? I'm not the one who's jealous!"
"Alright, so you don't like vinegar. I've always been curious, if you don't like the taste of vinegar, why do you like to eat Dongpo pork? Doesn't Dongpo pork use vinegar as a seasoning?" Jiang Feng suddenly realized and asked very foolishly.
"Because the pot doesn't have vinegar, it's impossible to eat!" Xu Yan felt deeply that Jiang Feng was indeed intentionally diverting the topic, he and Gao Yuan must have some unspeakable secret!
Gao Yuan chuckled twice, "Xu Yan, don't you dare not to put what's on your mind so obviously on your face?" "Yan Yan, how do I feel like you've forgotten something?" Xu Yan looked bewildered, what had she forgotten? Gao Yuan said: "I'm your pursuer, after all!"
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