The trouble caused by the naughty baby

  "Wrong! The person I'm auctioning is named Jiang Feng!"

  Jiang Feng was stunned, auction him off? Jiang Feng's eyes lit up and he said: "Haha, who do you want to sell me to? Can I choose the buyer?" Jiang Feng is also a pit, they're going to auction you off and you're still happy about it! You really think of yourself as a commodity! Don't forget that you're a person, you're a man! ("Bang", Nuan Nuan: Ah, who hit me? Jiang Feng: Nuan, are you looking for death? Nuan Nuan: I'm so wronged, I was just kindly reminding you...)

  "Oh? You want to choose? Alright, but there's only one option available for you!"

  "Is it you?"

  "No, it's our beautiful big girl."

  "Is Hu Dami a beauty? Ah, she can be!" Jiang Feng immediately agreed, making Xu Yan glare at him.

  "Jiang Feng! Did you have a crush on our Old Hu from the very beginning?! Is that so?!" Xu Yan asked with her waist twisted, eyebrows furrowed in anger. Fortunately, it was just a phone call, or Jiang Feng would have been scared by her typical shrew-like scolding demeanor.

  "There's no need to be like that, since you don't care about me anymore and want to auction me off. Can't I at least choose a good-looking one? If I'm auctioned off to such a strict master, won't I suffer?" Jiang Feng truly understood the principle of a good man not taking advantage of someone in front of him.

  "This is almost right." Xugu niang was easy to deceive and was sent away with just a few words.

  ……

  "Aw, no way, Jiang Feng's sister!"

  Okay, we were too caught up in Hua Niang's cuteness and only realized the meaning behind Jiang Feng's words later. He said she wasn't as pretty as Hu Xiao Xiao but also said she was fierce. Strict is just a euphemism.

  "Haha, YanYan, what were you thinking, wanting to auction me off? I remember when you saw A Ze's photo, you were so infatuated!"

  Actually, Jiang Feng was delighted when Xu Yan said they were talking about auctioning off Jiang Feng. At least Xu Yan wasn't being infatuated with Ah Ze at this moment! Alright, Jiang Feng is also a weirdo, maybe he's also been led astray by Xu Yan and can't tell what's important anymore?

  "As for me saying that I want to introduce a partner to Old Hu, I think your brothers look quite handsome too. Look at how beautiful our Old Hu is..."

  "No way!" Jiang Feng said sternly, and Xu Yan was so scared that he immediately shut up. Why?

  "Jiang Feng you..."

  "Hey, Yan Yan, you don't understand this guy. Although my brother is not a bad person and can even be considered a good person to some extent, you're still not familiar with him. Do you know him? You're going to introduce your precious Lao Hu to him, what if he sells it?"

  Xu Yan lowered her eyes, and indeed, she only saw how handsome he was, so she thought about giving... eh, wait a minute, she was just joking, okay? What era is this now, still introducing blind dates? It's not like they're old enough to be unable to get married, they're still in college. As Jiang Feng said, it's the prime of their lives right now. And with Old Hu being so handsome, there's no need for introductions, right?

  "Jiang Feng, you're so silly. I was just joking with Old Hu, and you actually believed it. Are you too naive or too foolish? Hmm, okay, I've come to a conclusion - you're indeed too foolish."

  Xu Yan's self-questioning and self-answering skills came out again, Jiang Feng was speechless.

  "Every time I find out, you're only obedient when you're sick! No, you're not even obedient when you're sick!"

  "Why am I being naughty? I'm a good baby at home!"

  Jiang Feng was drinking water and couldn't help but spit it out when he heard Xu Yan's words. However, Jiang Feng was fine, the one who suffered was Zhang Yan opposite him... Zhang Yan lifted his dripping head to look at Jiang Feng: "Feng Ge, is this a free shower?"

  But Xu Yan's dormitory wasn't much better, just looking at the three people's postures was very loving: Hu Xiao originally lay on the bed, after hearing Xu Yan's words, she directly turned her back to face the wall, as if she was reflecting on her mistakes, but her shoulders kept trembling, revealing her current actions, she was trying hard to hold back her laughter.

  Yang Le was originally small in stature, and with Xu Yan's words, he couldn't even straighten his waist, making him appear even shorter.

  Bai Lu was squatting on the ground picking up the fallen books, wondering why they had fallen... This was also caused by that sentence of Xiao Bao Bao's mischief. At that time, Bai Lu was tidying up the books, and just as she picked them up, she heard Xu Yan's words, and she couldn't help but laugh. Zhang Qiang also couldn't bear it and wanted to go out and laugh, but as he walked out, he bumped into Bai Lu...

  So now there are only three people in the house with strange postures!

  Xu Yan didn't think she said anything that would cause such a big reaction, so she asked weakly: "Uh... did I say something wrong?"

  "No, no, Sheng Jie, can you let us be quiet for a while? Don't speak first." Hu Xiao Xiao finally managed to say a complete sentence with great difficulty, and after finishing, she turned her head to continue smiling. As a result, when she turned her head, she knocked it against the wall, "Ouch!"

  "What's wrong..." Xu Yan's voice changed from loud to soft, she remembered that Hu Xiao had just warned her not to speak first, but was her speech so funny? And old Hu, did you have to go hit the wall? Don't you feel any pain?

  "Cough cough, I think I'll go apply for a patent," Jiang Feng said suddenly.

  "What patent?" Xuyan asked dazedly, looking exactly like a cute little sister.

  "Study the human body!"

  "Why?" Xu Yan was very curious why Jiang Feng suddenly changed the subject and wanted to apply for a patent on human body research. Wait, human body research? What kind of research method is that? Jiang Feng, you rascal, are you thinking of something indecent? Xu Yan thought too much.

  "Because I want to study you... and see how you're made!"

  (Seeking recommendations, seeking collections ~~ wuwuwu, with less than 300 collections, are everyone's ears all blocked?! I've also talked my lips thin, but still have to ask~~~~)