The beginning of the pit

  Due to Xu Yan's eccentric personality and the fact that several people found her difficult to get along with, their relationship wasn't particularly good. Additionally, the color of her contact lenses was sky blue, which sparked a lot of discussion among her classmates, with everyone guessing whether she was mixed-blood or not. As it turned out, she really was mixed-blood, but only in terms of ethnicity - she was Manchu, although her appearance was no different from that of the Han Chinese. Later on, when everyone found out that she was wearing contact lenses, they all looked down on her.

  Just as they were having military training, their dormitory welcomed the fifth roommate. She was extremely short and thin, with a ponytail, and her appearance was not beautiful, but not bad either. She was not in the same class as Xu Yan and others.

  Her name is Yang Le, majoring in Digital Media Technology. Probably because both classes of Xu Yan and her had very few female students. Anyway, that's what Xu Yan thought at the time.

  During the military training, Xu Yan also relied on his own blue-rimmed glasses to get attention from the instructor. This day finally marked the end of the military training, and tomorrow the leaders would come for inspection, so the instructors repeatedly warned them not to make any mistakes.

  Rehearsed many times, classmates were so tired they cried out for their dads and moms!

  The leader finally came for inspection, and all the classmates performed very well. The ones who were walking in a straight line did a good job too. The leader was extremely satisfied, so he said: "Classmates, you've worked hard!"

  "Leader, you've worked hard."

  "Classmates, thanks for your hard work!" "Boss, thanks for your hard work!" "..."

  Originally, this was all rehearsed, and everyone's answers were very consistent. Who knew that when the leader saw how well-behaved these kids were, each one being clever, he suddenly had an idea and said: "Classmates, dismissed!"

  No one dared to move, just when the leader was pleased, a woman suddenly shouted: "Leader, your memory is not very good, right? Did you remember wrong? We haven't reached this stage yet!"

  At that time, the crows were silent, and everyone was staring at the bear child who shouted out loud slogans - Xu Yan!

  It has to be said that Xu Yan always reacts quickly to other people's affairs, but when it comes to her own matters, she is often slow to realize. It makes people think she is intentionally acting cute. Because she often says: "I didn't take my medicine today, I feel so cute!"

  Xu Yan awkwardly coughed and lowered his head, trying to minimize his presence. However, he still couldn't escape the director's sharp eyes.

  After the formal dissolution, the director called Xu Yan to the office: "You said you are a little girl at home, others don't speak, just you suddenly shouted loudly, do you have the nerve?"

  Xu Yan fell silent, and the director continued: "Why aren't you speaking now? Do you know how to pretend to be dead now? What were you thinking at that time?"

  "I thought at the time that we shouldn't speak, it would be too embarrassing for our leader! Director, can't you see I'm doing this to save his face? The director asked, what's the logic in not speaking up, right?"

  "You're still talking back!" Xuyan shook his head, "Director: If you know you're wrong, just shut up and don't speak out of turn in the future!"

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  "Didn't you hear?"

  Xu Yan said pitifully: "Director, didn't you tell me not to talk nonsense?"

  When Xu Yan returned to the dormitory with his head down, Zhang Qiang asked: "What did the director say?"

  "Alas, have you guys watched 'Boonie Bears'? Everyone looked puzzled but nodded in unison. Xu Yan said: "After watching Boonie Bears, I realized a truth: humans can never outdo animals. From now on, when you see an animal, take a detour and be careful not to get splashed by its spittle, lest the fish in the pond get affected."

  After that, Xu Yan's relationship with several people eased a lot, but Hu Xiao Xiao, Zhang Qiang, Bai Lu and Yang Le always walked together in class, never bringing Xu Yan along, and Xu Yan didn't care either. However, she did not know that the military training incident made her notorious.

  She is not only famous in our school, but also well-known throughout the university district. Everyone knows that there is a sharp-tongued sister who scolded the leader on the day military training ended and criticized the director as a beast. Of course, these words did not reach the teachers' ears, otherwise Xu Yan would have been in trouble.

  This was the first time Xu Yan went to class with a few people, today's lesson was the director's lesson, it was C language. Xu Yan couldn't help but sigh, after all, it was a specialized course, although she could directly take professional courses as soon as she entered school, but in the end, only simple courses like this would be set up. She thought it would be too difficult to get in touch with advanced language programming in school, and even C++ courses were not available. However, Xu Yan was extremely talented, although she had never touched C language before, she learned very well and quickly, as if she had been in contact with it many times. The director couldn't help but admire her.

  But learning quickly and being smart doesn't mean the director will like such a student. He dare not forget the military training incident and the office incident!

  As a result, every class became the director's nightmare, always nervous and worried that she would make another shocking move.

  Wait, but that doesn't mean she can just space out in class! So the director walked up to her and tapped on the desk: "What's on your mind, Xuyan?"

  "Oh, I'm just curious, if you put a beast into a FOR loop, what would it output?" Obviously Xu Yan hadn't come back to his senses yet!

  "What?" The director didn't understand Xu Yan's meaning, but the classmates in the class knew Xī Lì Jiě's famous saying, so they secretly laughed. At this time, Xu Yan suddenly came back to his senses: "Ah, Director, my intention is... you're too handsome, too cool! It can't be described!"

  The director is one head and two big. It seems that this Xu Yanqiang is clever but personally crazy, the director defines it this way.

  "Alright, nothing's wrong, just pay attention in class. If I catch you spacing out again, I'll kick you out!"

  "Yes, sir!" He also bowed. The director hurried back to the podium to continue the lesson.

  In the afternoon, I went to a public class. The public classroom was crowded with people (I thought it would be crowded in a while, but there aren't many people yet). So, Xu Yan and several others found a place near the aisle to sit down. Xu Yan sat at the top, followed by Hu Xiao Xiao, Bai Lu, Zhang Qiang, and Yang Le.

  But it's strange, with so many seats available, why do people all want to squeeze in this area? If we're talking about beautiful women, among them, only Hu Xiao Xiao can be considered a beauty, the others are just ordinary people. So several of them turned their attention to Xu Yan. Xu Yan blinked her eyes repeatedly, and finally blinked hard again, but they were still looking at her, she pointed to herself with her hand and said: "Me?"

  Hu Xixi and others nodded in unison, and Xu Yan said: "How is that possible! Do you think they are all blind? They don't even look at Hu Xixi, this great beauty. Do they want to kneel down and beg me to guide them through the maze? Hmm, this can be considered." Xu Yan thought about it.

  Bai Lu said: "I don't think you're here to ask for guidance, but rather that you're interested in me!"

  "How is that possible! Our school may not be filled with beauties, but there are quite a few pretty girls, right? Are they interested in me? Have their eyes grown hair or something? Er, I'm not saying I'm ugly, I mean I'm not the kind of handsome that makes people fall in love at first sight, okay?"

  Everyone was speechless watching someone being narcissistic, at this time a very pleasant male voice suddenly interrupted: "As expected of Xi Li Jie!"

  "Who is Xi Li Jie?" Xun Yan asked ignorantly. This name was already well-known in the Education College, except for this idiot who was slow-witted and only realized it after someone called her by that name to her face.

  Hu Xixi and Bai Lu looked at the person who spoke, then said to Xu Yan: "Yanyan sister, you are actually Xi Li sister!"

  "Xī lì jiě? What a terrible name! Who gave me this name? It's better to call me Yán jiě. If anyone dares to call me that, don't forget to bring some gifts for Yán jiě too. I won't mind if you're a bit older than me." After saying that, she took out an orange from her bag and started eating it.

  "Awesome and sharp-tongued sister, how old are you? Let me call you sister?"

  "You've been calling me sister, of course I'm older than you!" Only after saying that did she suddenly realize that the voice was unfamiliar, and how did a man's voice suddenly appear among the few people in her dormitory? So she turned back to look. She was shocked for half a day with her mouth agape.

  His pale skin didn't lose his masculine demeanor, with curved eyebrows that seemed almost like a girl's, a pair of big eyes sparkling brightly, a high nose bridge, and tender lips that made one's imagination run wild. It was as if those were the lips of a woman. Looking at him, it seemed he should be very tall, with a well-proportioned figure. Xu Yan was indeed a connoisseur of good looks, and upon seeing this handsome guy, she couldn't help but stare.

  "Sister, have you taken a liking to this old brother of yours?" the man said narcissistically.

  Xu Yan rolled her eyes and said: "He's handsome, but being so narcissistic isn't a good thing. 'Little brother, do you want me to teach you how to be a human?'"

  "Listen carefully."

  "A person must know a principle: if a tree loses its bark, it will undoubtedly die. This principle is an eternal truth that has been unchanged for thousands of years. Therefore, by the same token, a person who has no shame can conquer the world! Having only a physical body is not enough! You need to have substance, or are you saying you want to be invincible in the world?"

  "Our protagonist, Xu Yan, is a good-for-nothing! But she's very 'willing to help others'. So, for the sake of helping others, please give me some collections and recommendations!! Hmm... actually, I have some wax oil in my hands~~ If you don't offer collections and recommendations, humph, those who don't offer... sigh, forget it, I'll just go wash up and sleep. Wax oil is too expensive!"