Quarrel

  "Hey, you two! Now that I've sprained my ankle, what are you doing?! Don't either of you care about me?!" Xǔ Yán let out a crazy woman's roar just before the two started fighting. And with her small eyes glaring like that, she really did have a somewhat intimidating presence!

  Jiang Feng looked at Xu Yan: "He treated you like that, I'm avenging for you!"

  "Revenge, revenge, where did so many grudges come from? I don't have any deep hatred towards him. Alas, it's all over!"

  Jiang Feng's eyes widened in shock, this topic changed too quickly! Gao Yuan knew it because he had just been taught a lesson today!

  "Jiang Feng, I was also saying that phrase 'whatever' today, but what I wanted to prove is that she's not the kind of person who says 'whatever', she's not the kind of person who would say 'whatever' even when interacting with others!" Gao Yuan noticed Hu Xiao Xiao was there too, so he didn't speak too clearly.

  But men naturally understand what Gao Yuan said, so Jiang Feng looked at Xu Yan, did she really say that?

  "What are you talking about?" Hu Xixi was very confused, after all, she didn't know that Xu Yan originally had a boyfriend, and she knew nothing. Then these people spoke ambiguously again, and Hu Xixi was at a loss. "Let's help Sister Yan up first!" Hu Xixi was the first person to react to Xu Yan still sitting on the ground. Probably just now when Xu Yan scolded that sentence of not caring about her, it was referring to this?

  "Xu Yan, I'll help you." Jiang Feng and Gao Yuan both stepped forward at the same time. Jiang Feng glared angrily at Gao Yuan. If he hadn't taken advantage of Xu Yan's vulnerability, Jiang Feng wouldn't have targeted him either. After all, Xu Yan had just gone through a breakup, and yet Gao Yuan treated her like that - what kind of liking was that? Jiang Feng was furious.

  "Jiang Feng, do you dare not to glare at me? People who don't know the situation would think I'm your love rival! Didn't you say... uh, didn't you say that Xu Yan is your bro? So since he's your bro, then it's impossible for us to become love rivals, right?"

  "I've said it before, my brother is not someone you can hurt at will!"

  "Oh dear, I've explained it before, it's really not what you think, I'm telling the truth."

  "Xu Yan, is what Gao Yuan said true?" Jiang Feng assumed an accusatory tone.

  "What's wrong? You look like you're going to eat me up, do you think you're my mom?" Xuyan didn't hold back on her sarcasm.

  "Hey, Xu Yan, you broke the rules! Remember to treat us to dinner." Jiang Feng knew that arguing now would be futile, so he changed the subject. But Xu Yan didn't give him a chance: "Don't change the subject, whether or not I broke the rules can be discussed later. Do you really think you're my mom?"

  "(/□/), Xuyan, are you okay? Don't worry about this. Are you dissatisfied with your shallow injury?"

  "Hmm, haha, Jiang Xiong, look at me today, I'm so poor, and you still want me to treat you to dinner?!"

  Jiang Feng was speechless, how could Xu Yan speak so illogically? When she was supposed to talk about something else, she would bring up the bet, and when it was time to discuss the bet, she would say something unrelated! What a weirdo!

  Gao Yuan rolled his eyes, Jiang Feng should suffer a bit, and his grandma even hit him.

  "Alright, alright." Jiang Feng suddenly thought that if she could turn things upside down, why couldn't he? So then, "It's 7 o'clock now."

  Xu Yan blinked unclearly: "I didn't ask you about time!"

  "You just asked." You Xuan's skill of speaking wildly and hitting everywhere, I Jiang Feng also does it, this is what I've just learned!

  Hu Xixi was delighted beside him.

  "Jiang Feng, are you doing this on purpose? Geez, didn't you see that my feet are swollen? Do you have a conscience? Didn't you say I'm your bro? Is this how you treat your bro? Ah, I've got to spread the word about your 'great achievement'!"

  "Promise me, I'll take you to see your foot first, and then you can make up with Jiang Feng after you've seen it?" Gao Yuan thought he was an outsider.

  "This is completely ignoring me! I'm really comfortable with this empty air!" Hu Xixi said with a sour tone.

  "Ah, Old Hu, it's not that I intentionally ignored you, it's all because of that deadbeat Jiang Feng, who always knows how to oppose me."

  Jiang Feng's eyes twitched violently, this dead Jiang Feng? Is there another living Jiang Feng?

  "Who did you offend? Today I don't know who had a bad mood and vented it on me! And they even said I'm a jinx!"

  "You're still a man! Your tolerance is too low! You can remember one sentence for so long!" Xuyan curled her lips.

  "What's wrong with men? Who says that men must be bullied by women?! And besides, you're not my wife!" Jiang Feng really didn't show any weakness!

  Gaoyuan and Hu Xiao Xiao helplessly shrugged their shoulders, continuing to listen, wondering what other astonishing words the two could come up with.

  "You! Well done, Jiang Feng, your eloquence has improved significantly! Did you learn from me? I don't recall taking you on as a disciple. Were you stealing my teachings? Alright, if you formally acknowledge me as your master, I won't hold it against you for stealing my teachings."

  "Apprentice? I'm a big man..."

  "Are you a man? What kind of man are you, so petty!" Xuyan interrupted Jiang Feng's words and shouted.

  "Am I a man or not, you can try it out!" Jiang Feng thought of what Gao Yuan said in the morning and felt that even if he said it, he wouldn't be at a disadvantage, so he followed suit.

  "Get out, yours... " glanced at someone's lower body: "Are the length, width and height up to international standards? Always trying, I'm not interested."

  Gaoyuan and Hu Xiao listened for a while and laughed. What are these two arguing about? They argued and reconciled!

  "Xu Yan, you'll know if it's up to standard after trying it out!"

  "Key point is I don't care, otherwise you go find a chick and the two of you can put on a reality show, I'll be your witness."

  "Xu Yan, Sister Yan, you're really bold, have you seen the micro movie?" Jiang Feng couldn't help but think, how could she bring up this topic without even blushing? Xu Yan was just too bold! Too... Jiang Feng couldn't even find words to describe Xu Yan. A true tomboy, a standard tomboy.

  "Why are you so nosy? Of course, if you want to invite me to watch a movie, I don't mind. As for micro-movies, if you insist on inviting me to watch micro-movies, it's okay, as long as you're the lead actor, I'll watch; if not, I won't. Best come up with something like 3P."

  "Alright, alright, alright, Yan Jie, I admit defeat! I'll call you Yan Jie, okay? I, Jiang Feng, concede... Can we just drop it now? But from now on, don't ever call me a 'sweeping star' again, that term sounds too feminine!" Jiang Feng complained with a mix of resignation and discontent.

  Gao Yuan couldn't help but admire Jiang Feng for being able to revive Xu Yan's vitality.

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  Working overtime today... I'm exhausted. Please collect. Please recommend.

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