Mistaking monkeys for humans

  Time passed day by day, and soon it was October 1st. Xuyan excitedly told her mother that she would be on holiday soon!

  "When are you coming back?" Mom asked. "The day after tomorrow."

  "Can't you come back the day after tomorrow? Mom is going on a trip with colleagues and can bring you along, but we're leaving the day after tomorrow..."

  "Mom, can't I just stay home? I've finally got a holiday! What's the point of going back if you're not there?"

  "Be good, this is our company's group activity, if you go, ask for leave from school? Mom will be gone for 5 days!"

  "Ah! We've only been apart for 7 days! Forget it, I'm not going home!"

  After hanging up the phone, Xu Yan felt very down. Originally, she had been looking forward to October 1st so much, thinking that she could go home and eat her mother's cooking again! But unexpectedly, something like this happened! Xu Yan sat in front of the computer, not knowing what to do, when suddenly the male god's 1:1 window popped up. Xu Yan opened it and saw: "Ditch sister, what are you doing?" So Xu Yan replied: "Come to '98".

  In less than 10 seconds, the male god appeared at 98. Xuyan said 【We have a holiday on November 11th, but I'm so unlucky.】

  What's wrong?

  There's no one at home, only me, I'm scared!

  I thought you were fearless! Looking at the male god, Xu Yan was melancholic for a moment, fearless?

  Sister, what's wrong? If you're bored or scared at any time, you can find me! I'll accompany you to play. Play until you're sleepy.

  Really? As Xu Yan typed out these words, Jiang Feng suddenly appeared in his mind, Jiang Feng...

  Mm-hmm

  Fake girl, do you have a girlfriend?

  "No, what's wrong? Your husband doesn't want you anymore? Don't worry, I can take care of you!"

  Xu Yan had never asked about someone else's private matters like this before, especially since he was just an online acquaintance who showed off his wealth. Xu Yan knew he was just joking around because in the game, she said she was 28. [Hmm, he really doesn't want me anymore. But he's not my husband, we're not registered.] Xu Yan felt that she was getting better and better at pretending to be a 28-year-old!

  Haha, it's okay, it's okay, I've got your back!

  …

  "Girl? Why aren't you talking anymore? You're not really being abandoned, are you?"

  Jiang Feng thought Tian Zhen was joking with him, but she didn't respond for a long time, making Jiang Feng feel a bit embarrassed. If it were true, he would be taking someone's sorrow as a joke, which is a bit too much... So Jiang Feng said "Don't be sad, sis, let's just pretend we mistook a monkey for a human."

  Xu Yan burst out laughing at the male god's words, this male god... when she first met him, he wouldn't be so misleading, could it be true what Jiang Feng said, that whoever gets close to her will be dragged into a pit by her? Xu Yan suddenly felt a jolt, why was it Jiang Feng again...

  Xu Yan took out her phone, found Jiang Feng's number and dialed it. "Hello." Xu Yan heard Jiang Feng's voice but suddenly didn't know what to say! "Yanyan? What's wrong? Why did you call me if you're not going to talk?"

  "I'm so bored, I won't be able to go home on the 11th! My mom is going out for a trip with her colleagues and isn't taking me..." Xu Yan once again exercised her ability to spout nonsense, when in fact her mom had said she could bring her, just that she needed to ask for leave and come back a day earlier.

  "It's also possible to live in school, and at 11 o'clock the dormitory won't be locked!"

  "Although it's none of my business, all the others in our dorm have left, just me... um, I don't dare to... girls' dormitory... you know what I mean, there are many rumors! I'm scared..."

  Jiang Feng was taken aback, rumors about the girls' dormitory? He had heard them before, but weren't they just false? Xǔ Yán was actually afraid?! Thinking back, it seemed to be true, that day when she saw the fake props, she was so scared that her legs went soft and she sat on the ground, her phone also fell... "So what do you plan to do?"

  "I don't know either! Jiang Feng, are you going back home for the holiday?"

  "No way! We just had three days off and it wasn't good without you guys, so you should at least have five days!"

  "Seven days!"

  "What the...? That's great! Why do we have to take only three days off?" Jiang Feng complained, suddenly having an idea: "Yanyan, how about this? I won't go back on National Day either, and you can't go back now anyway. Let's go out and play together? I'll call a few friends and we can go swimming?"

  "Swim? I don't know how..."

  "Cut the crap, I know you can't swim, and even if you could, nobody would let you! What I meant was take a boat ride on the lake! Jiang Feng, are you kidding me? Did you really get a concussion from that fall?"

  "Damn it! Die, Jiang Feng! I thought you said 'swimming' meant going for a swim!"

  Jiang Feng's hearty laughter, just in time to call up Jiao Yang and Zhang Wen, it's great. This way, the family side is taken care of, and privately helped Jiao Yang and Zhang Wen, and accompanied Yan Yan, killing three birds with one stone! Jiang Feng thought he was really clever! Suddenly thinking that Tian Zhen Yan had not replied to him yet, Jiang Feng furrowed his brow and asked: "Yan Yan, what game are you playing? Or should I accompany you now?"

  "Alright! I'll play DNF, will you?" Xuyan replied without any ulterior motive.

  Jiang Feng was struck by lightning, and he was stunned... How could this be so coincidental? Xun Yan is actually Tian Xun Yan? "Xun Xun, what's the name of your game?"

  "Why are you asking this? Are you also playing?" Xuyan furrowed his brow, could it be that the male god was him? That would be too coincidental.

  "I think... let's come up with a couple name!" Jiang Feng started admiring himself, this thinking was really quick!

  "Oh!" Xuyan said, "How can there be such a coincidence! I thought you were the same person as someone I know in the game! You scared me to death!"

  "Scared you to death?" Jiang Feng's mouth twitched violently. Did she have to scare him to death even if he was alone?

  "Yes, because I told him I'm 28, if you were him, wouldn't that be embarrassing for me? And in the game, I often bully him... and call him a fake girl... hmm, if it were you, would you want to chop me up?" Xǔ Yuān asked timidly.

  "Agreed!" Jiang Feng gritted his teeth in response! Xu Yan didn't say anything, but as soon as he did, Jiang Fen got even angrier! It was indeed her, that damned Xu Yan!

  "So, fortunately, you're not him. Originally, you always disagreed with me anyway, if you were a male god, my days would be even more miserable! Besides..."

  "Wait, you call him a male god? You refer to him as a male god? Is he your male god?" Jiang Feng asked with feigned ignorance, not wanting to continue listening to Xu Yan's nagging.

  "His name is Male God Arrived! Then when I was typing at that time it was Female Side's Wife, then I called him Fake Girl."

  "Didn't he counterattack?" Jiang Feng thought this was pretty good, as Xu Yan didn't know that he was the male god, making it convenient for him to grasp information.

  "He hit back and called me 'ditch sister'. Just because he called me that, I said I was 28. To show him I'm older!"

  "Poof" Jiang Feng couldn't help but laugh out loud, completely losing his composure. He said: "Yan Yan, you're really going to embarrass yourself just for that one sentence to tease your sister?"

  "Hmm!" Xuyan cleverly replied, and finally said: "If the male god calls me sister, I can say that I am the sister of God! My level can be higher by one layer!"

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