Chapter 4: Evil Plot (Part 2)

  At 6 o'clock in the morning, I was still sleeping and heard a loud noise. What is it? Who's breathing sound is louder than a cow's bellow?

  I mumbled drowsily: "Hey, can't a person even live?! This beauty is still having a good dream! She actually woke me up, and using a pillow to cover my head doesn't work either... Ah, ah～～～～"

  Ran Lingfeng kicked open the door and shouted: "Dead old woman, come out for me!" Wuuu, my lovely T-shirt, hateful woman, took my clothes...... Wuuu, can't stand it, can't stand it, I want revenge.

  It's all over, I didn't expect to be found out so soon. Hmm, where is this voice coming from? At my door? Luckily, "You big pervert, what are you doing at such an early hour? Are you a loudspeaker? No need to shout, I'm not deaf."

  "Look for yourself." The big pervert (not that I wanted to call him a big pervert, it's just that I don't know his name, he didn't say and I'm not interested in knowing, calling him "master" is even less interesting) threw the clothes over.

  "Are you referring to the person on the clothes?" I asked in puzzlement.

  "What about you?" he said gritting his teeth.

  "Haha, I'm too talented, right? Look at the foreigner standing on my clothes, with a pair of blue eyes that's really damaging to foreigners' image. I helped him turn into a national treasure and become a first-class animal, what an honor for him." I said proudly.

  "Then I should thank you instead." The guy smiled slyly, this is bad, his smile was too sly and definitely not a good thing.

  "Don't smile so beautifully, I won't be able to bear it." I said with a bitter smile.

  "What should we do?" Ran Lingfeng said, leaning in close to her face. This little silly girl was quite interesting, it seemed she still needed to be scared a bit more.

  Is this guy crazy or what, he likes to put his face a millimeter away from mine. I closed my eyes and said "At most I'll owe you one thing." Oh my god, that handsome face is too close, what does he want to do? Ah, it can't be... no way, my first kiss belongs to the person I love the most, how can I give it to this guy, save me!

  Ran Lingfeng said: "Can you afford it?" Damn it, am I that scary? Why are you so frightened.

  "Much, much, much... less money?" Cut, isn't it just one piece of clothing? Looking down on me? Although I'm poor, Miss can still afford to buy clothes.

  Ran Lingfeng said: "58,888 yuan"

  "You're robbing me! It's just a worn-out dress, why does it cost so much?" Jiang Xue'er widened her eyes in disbelief at the price of the dress.

  "You don't have to pay, you just...” Ran Lingfeng's words were cut off as his lips landed on mine. I was about to dodge him, but he held me tight with his hands. Those two sensual lips lightly touched mine... Oh my god, that guy actually kissed me! How could this be? This is my first kiss! By the time I reacted and tried to push him away, my hands were unable to exert any strength. The guy finally left my lips, looked at my blushing face, smiled and said: "This is your compensation." Then he disappeared before my eyes.

  It was noon, and I was cooking in the kitchen. That guy suddenly appeared out of nowhere behind me, giving me a fright. I scolded him loudly: "Are you looking for death? Scaring people like that can be fatal!"

  "I just came to see what you're cooking." The guy said with a hint of grievance.

  "Go outside and wait for a moment, it'll be fine." I said with a sly smile.

  "Alright, remember to call me Master. If you don't want to call me that, my name is Rǎn Líng Fēng, and you can also call me 'Fēng'." That guy jumped out of the kitchen with a big smile on his face.

  "Maple? Ah, goosebumps all over. Let's just cook, why is it always the fish of good fortune? Hmph, thinking about how you snatched the fish from me that day and bullied me for two days, I'm so angry, just wait and see how I'll deal with you later."

  I waited until I finished serving the dishes, and that guy was still sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed. I didn't even glance at him, and loudly shouted: "Hey, dinner's ready!"

  "Wow, smells so good! You're in a great mood today? Making such delicious dishes, and my favorite braised fish too." Ruan Lingfeng strolled over leisurely, sat down on the chair, and savored my masterpiece.

  "Hurry up and get me a glass of water." Ruan Lingfeng stuck out his tongue, his face tense, yelling at Jiang Xue'er to go fetch water.

  "Haha" I burst out laughing and ran to the kitchen to pour a cup of boiling water. Hehe, that guy didn't notice and gulped it down, scalding his mouth, and ended up spitting all the water out, quickly running to the bathroom.

  I'm done for, I have to make a quick escape, when he comes out it's definitely going to be a volcanic eruption! Alas, heaven is not on my side, I was about to make a run for it with greased feet, but something pulled me back, turned around and it was that guy.

  "Deadly old woman, what did you put in the fish?" The guy said angrily.

  "It's just a little bit of sesame oil and a little bit of hot pepper king." I swallowed my saliva and said, haha, what a joke, half a bottle of sesame oil plus ten liang of Northern Hot Pepper King juice, five spoons of salt, this is called a small amount?

  Ran Lingfeng repeated: "A little bit?" Dead, laughing so good-looking must be no good.

  "What's wrong?" I broke out in a cold sweat, if this continues, I'll faint, uh, why is it wet down there? Is water coming out?

  Ran Lingfeng just wanted to scare Jiang Xueer, but didn't expect... , burst out laughing: "Haha, you're not that exaggerated, look at you being scared to the point of wetting your pants."

  What?! Urine?! Ah, waaah, I'm so humiliated, I don't dare show my face to anyone again. That despicable guy, daring to mock me! I immediately ran into my own room.