Chapter Thirteen Under Such "Bromance"

  In the huge private room, except for a bright crystal chandelier on the top of the head, there were only four central air conditioners distributed in the four corners of the ceiling. Sofas, coffee tables and other furniture were all gone, leaving it empty and even cleaner than those villages that had been "three lights" by the devils during the Anti-Japanese War. Not to mention handsome guys, not even a single hair of them was seen.

  Everything in sight is a carpet of floral patterns, or perhaps... I twitched my mouth twice, some should actually be called wall tapestries. I really don't know what kind of deity the boss of this teen is, his hobby can be unique to this extent. All four walls are fully hung with different colored carpets, even the gaps in the corners of the walls are not spared, this scene cannot be described simply as dizzying.

  I just took a casual glance, and this stunning visual effect made me dizzy: "Mumu, hold me for a moment, my presbyopia is acting up ahead of time." The cold air on top was too strong, blowing me even dizzier. I couldn't care about the solemn atmosphere at the scene, and I couldn't help but curse again, "Damn it, if the boss is so capable, why not hang a layer of carpet on the ceiling as well?!"

  Mumu looked at me silently for a moment, then reached out and supported me with her hand.

  Xiao Yu burst out laughing: "Qin sister, I said you must have offended someone surnamed Wen, tonight's scene is clearly intentional to bully you, his guts are really thick, one day when I'm free, I'll definitely go to your school to ask for advice from the master himself!"

  Asha didn't say a word, turned around expressionlessly and was about to leave. We were stunned, looking at each other in dismay, was tonight's "gay bar trip" going to end like this?

  "Wait, look at this."

  Kaori, who had been staring at the tapestry on the wall since we entered the private room, suddenly spoke up. We all turned our heads and saw her tear off a purple Post-it note from it. I was speechless - whoever stuck this thing probably didn't consider that the tapestry itself already has the function of covering people's ears, and this purple color just blends in with the tapestry perfectly; if you're going to stick something, shouldn't you use white instead?

  Xiao Yu excitedly walked over and took a closer look, then her face fell in disappointment: "He's got no idea who I am or what I'm capable of, I was wrong to praise him!"

  "Uh, Bun Chi Ri said he has something very important and urgent to attend to. If it's not resolved now, not only will he lose face in front of us, but more seriously, it'll affect his lifelong happiness, and even increase the chances of an untimely death. So, let's wait a few minutes first. Alright, you guys just be patient," Hai Sakura said as she walked towards the wall-to-wall carpet on the other side, "especially Aasa, because I don't want to leave yet."

  A Shallow's left foot, which had just been lifted, came to an abrupt stop, but his face had already eased up a bit.

  "What could be so serious that it would shorten one's life?" Muo asked me.

  I thought for a moment and said: "Many, such as unfulfilled desires, overindulgence..."

  She excitedly interrupted me: "Isn't there still unfulfilled desire!"

  I corrected her: "No, although 'yin fire' is a disease and it's not something that can be cured just by treating it, but it has also eliminated the possibility of death from exhaustion, so not only will you not die young, but you'll live a long life."

  "I know that this disease is called conversion disorder."

  Looking at her solemn face, I sighed: "Mu Mu, you've studied too much and will scare your husband Mr. Lu."

  Xiao Yu suddenly said: "A Qian, your state is very wrong tonight, quickly say what kind of relationship you have with this Wen Zhi Li, I've never seen you have such a big grievance against anyone, what did he do to you?"

  "Agreed, it's too obvious. From the moment he stood at the door, I was also wondering what he did to you." Mu Mu nodded desperately.

  "Actually, I think," I said with my eyes closed, "it's more like a bad omen."

  A Sha fell silent for a moment, then turned to me and said: "You should still remember that day I took you to the entrance of the village, right?"

  "Ah, of course... I remember." In this atmosphere, I really didn't have the guts to say "Tian Ji Zhuang".

  "Wen Zhi Li is not only the boyfriend of Teen Boss," Ah Qian leaned against the wall, her voice without a hint of emotion, "but also the person in charge of the drama club. At that time, in order to get the admission ticket, he had to rely on his connections and relationships. He was very good at flattering people and getting what he wanted through underhanded means."

  I patted her shoulder: "I don't know why, it sounds so desolate."

  "Ashallow, the sacrifices you've made for us are really too great. No wonder... not that I'm blaming you or anything, but why did he call us over and you agreed? Shouldn't we just ignore him?" Momo snuggled up beside Ashallow, blinking her big eyes at her.

  "But are you going to watch that group of psychopaths play chess for another night? I've got goosebumps just thinking about it, enough to make a whole pot of soup." Ah Qian furrowed her brow.

  Just as I was about to speak, a suppressed yet excited voice suddenly burst out from behind me: "In the blink of an eye, she transformed from a respectable Han woman in a great nation to a courtesan in the lower echelons of old Paris, and after numerous ups and downs, she ultimately fell into despair and indulged in a life of extravagance and debauchery among the upper-class nobility. In the dead of night, as she reminisced about her past with her head hung low, why did the long-abandoned room next door suddenly transmit a mournful wailing sound?! Haha! Ah Qian, I'm so in love with you! Lately, I've been worried that I had no material to work with... I must record this immediately..."

  Everyone fell silent as Xiaoyu took out her phone to type, and I was shocked by the reverberating sound. A chill ran down my spine as I clearly felt a message transmitted from the nerve endings. I glanced around at them: "Who wants to go to the restroom with me?"

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  "It's a good thing the restroom here is unisex, otherwise the water I drank would eventually twist its properties and become a fuse that sets off some kind of organ explosion." I said to Umiboshi who was walking ahead of me, looking around everywhere.

  "I'm not sure if it's normal or abnormal for a gay bar to have unisex bathrooms." She thought for a moment, "There are so many people coming here, why don't the private rooms have separate bathrooms?"

  "It's possible that the room we went to didn't have one, because the boss was afraid his beloved carpet would be polluted by bacteria and then he wouldn't be able to accompany his little attacker or receiver to roll on the carpet at night."

  "I'm not going back, it's too dirty." She stopped in her tracks and looked at me quietly.

  I was stunned: "You're kidding me, I was just joking."

  "Me too." She raised an eyebrow at me and then continued walking forward.

  What's so funny about almost falling over?

  Just as I was about to turn a corner, a voice suddenly came from the front, faintly: "Huh? You're still not at ease with me handling things? Everything is arranged according to your plan. Those things that shouldn't appear, I've all stored in the warehouse. And you, really... The tea set and those few bamboo shoots are simple, can be directly purchased from Old Pang. Only the paintings, I had to specially transport from H city, such a short time, you really gave me a headache. Fortunately, there is still stock of woven silk paintings. Huajian is the most pitiful, tonight she's been forced on stage to play the guqin. However, since you've already recognized her, then this place... what? Ah, so that's how it is, in that case, you'll have a headache later."

  The voice is not loud but the resolution is still very high. I and Haiying were stunned, the person who was speaking... was actually a woman!

  At this time, the voice suddenly disappeared and should be on the phone. Haiying whispered to me: "Eavesdropping is too unglamorous, let's go."

  I shook my head decisively and leaned against the wall to listen more clearly. She leaned on one side, propping up her forehead with a sigh.

  "It's fine, I've said it before, don't blame him, he doesn't know your situation, and the 50 invitations that were sent out... What a mess! He didn't even understand what was going on. You're still worried about what others think, but you should just let go of those thoughts. Don't be so anxious, it's not worth it. Just calm down and forget about it."

  It turned out that this "special night" was specially designed by the boss, and I couldn't help but turn my head and say: "Indeed special, so special that it makes me not want to come a second time after coming this time!"

  Haiying nodded silently.

  The man laughed and said, "It's easy to say, but people's hearts are easily tired. You're still a rookie, you don't understand this kind of thing..." I was taken aback, the jump in topic was too big, from the melodrama of the mistress and the fourth male lead to sex experience. She suddenly exclaimed, "Why is the door not closed tightly? That guy must have forgotten when he went out earlier. Seriously...

  Then there was a loud "bang" sound, and the world became quiet again. Faintly, the clear sound of a flute could be heard coming from outside.

  We walked up to the door with the four huge letters "BOSS" shining in gold.

  "What's going on here?" I said.

  "I don't know," said Haizhen, taking a step forward, "this should be the way back, let's go."