Chapter 11: Such "Bromance"

  I held my breath and looked at Ah Qian again as she took another sip of orange juice: "Really love to eat durians."

  I almost hit my head on the table: "This...this...is this also a thing?"

  Cheng Qiao rubbed his forehead and grinned at me: "Yes yes, Ah Yao, you must remember this point from now on!"

  "You think there are many boys who like to eat durians?" Ah Qian added slowly.

  Although I didn't believe it, looking at the situation, I knew they wouldn't reveal the truth. I took a deep breath: "Then why didn't you bring Tony in for me to meet earlier? I've seen that you've been single for a long time, and since your feelings are still there and the person is too, getting back together is a certainty, right?"

  "No, I don't plan on it."

  "Why?" I was a bit stunned, "He's so infatuated with you that he even betrayed his own country!"

  She let out a melodious "oh" and her gaze stuck on Cheng Qiao: "So, according to you, whoever is most infatuated with you, you'll marry them?"

  Qiao Cheng pursed her lips and smiled very innocently and charmingly.

  "Hey, hey, hey!" I was driven crazy by their interaction, "Where did your absurd logic come from?! Which law school's genius are you supposed to be?!"

  "Alright, let's just forget about him." She said calmly.

  "No way, this is important." I recalled Tony's bearded face and couldn't help but shudder, "Although I don't like that style, but you see him isn't it still impulsive? Doesn't that mean you want to do something with him? Doesn't that prove you still like him? You say after all this, you two still won't get back together, is it a human problem or an organ problem?"

  A Sha fell silent for a moment, reached into a bag and pulled out several paper things to hand to me: "This is the result of my 'Tian Ji Zhuang' today."

  "Huh?" I took it in a daze, saw the few deep purple letters on it, and was stunned for a moment. The next second, I couldn't believe my eyes and shouted out loud, "Admission ticket?! For the special night of 'Midnight Banquet'?! Is this the boss's...?!"

  She looked at me deeply: "White surname, don't force a refined person like me to have the urge to swear at you. When I heard you mention that special night of teens before, I paid attention to the posts on the school's all-powerful BBS and found out that there was an event in the drama club with a prize that included this." She paused for a moment, her eyes suddenly becoming very subtle, "In order not to be said to be fake public and private, I had to go and participate in a friendly performance."

  "Ah Qian, you... have finally found your conscience."

  Actually, I knew she hated this kind of showy performance the most. Even in high school, she would be embarrassed for a long time just to go on stage to receive an award. I didn't expect that now, for our sake, she could devote herself to this extent. I was both excited and moved, and I really wanted to take a bite of her face, but when I saw that bright red (lipstick), I gave up the idea and instead put my arm around her shoulder. "Remember to come here with Xiaoyu and the others the day after tomorrow, and don't let Miao miss this rare opportunity... tell that Lu guy to study hard..."

  I was speaking with great enthusiasm and eloquence when suddenly a slender hand appeared out of nowhere and snatched an admission ticket from my hand, leaving me stunned.

  Qiao carefully studied the admission ticket and asked, "What's this?"

  "Ah..." My line of sight met his clear eyes, and I finally realized that there was still a lively, uncorrupted, and pure... Little Qiao Gege present at the scene.

  "Really?" Ah Qian raised an eyebrow, "This is the most famous... gay bar in B City."

  Looking at Cheng Qiao's expression change from shock to fright and then to stiffness, I immediately sat up straight and explained seriously: "Actually, we just want to go and eat some special snacks, watch a very wonderful and civilized performance, and take the opportunity to observe how men usually communicate with each other. Of course, the main reason is that Xiao Yu has been writing a new series about paranormal events in bars recently, so she needs to find inspiration, right, Ah Qian?"

  I pressed my forehead with my hand and stared at Ah Qian, who seemed to have not seen it: "Really? I didn't know. But as for your so-called healthy performance, I didn't expect you to define steel pipe dance and striptease like that. I think it's very passionate, seductive and evil."

  I have completely given up on this woman.

  Cheng Qiao silently sighed: "A Yao, you have such a bad taste... really left me speechless."

  I also silently sighed: "Or, why don't you come with us?"

  On this Friday evening, our revolutionary team arrived at the city center in a grand manner under the illumination of a full moon, following the address on the admission ticket. However, what made us want to curse out loud was that in this place where we were so familiar with that we could draw the main route map with our eyes closed, and under Xiao Yu's guarantee that she would lead us to the destination with one hit... we actually took wrong turns again and again. As a result, the excited spark in our hearts had already shown signs of raging anger after an hour.

  Mumu walked with a frown on her face, talking to Lu Zikuan on the phone, repeatedly guaranteeing that she wouldn't say a word to any man, not even a punctuation mark. But the incessant chatter from the other end of the line eventually forced her to take out the battery, then shook her head at us and said: "Just kidding, who knows if this is the only time I'll go into a gay bar in my life? How could I possibly not talk to them?"

  I tried to imagine what Lu Zikuan was saying, but I still haven't figured it out yet. Then I heard him and A Qian having a brief and interesting Q&A session.

  Qiao Cheng asked: "Do you all use this method to shift attention?"

  "A Sha replied: 'No, it's just me, but I've tried many times without success.'"

  I pondered over these two sentences for half a day, but nothing came out of it.

  When we finally stopped at a remote street, a remote corner and a remote entrance, the cherry blossom pulled down the corner of her mouth: "Can't blame the guide, we really haven't been here before, why is this boss like he can't be seen by people."

  It's not that the boss can't be seen by people, it's that the boss's man can't be seen by people!

  "Do you know them?" Haiying asked.

  "It's my great fortune to have met that despicable man in this life."

  Momo took a glance at A Qian, who was bathed in the soft moonlight, and took a deep breath: "A Qian, don't smile like that... it's scary."

  "It's just like a female ghost!" Xiao Yu had barely finished speaking when she was given a cold stare by A Qian, and she immediately added another sentence, "But also a beautiful and elegant female ghost."

  I stared at the small, dark, elliptical entrance that looked like a black hole and turned to ask Xiaoyu with a serious face: "Are you sure we didn't get the wrong place this time?"

  "Is it a good thing to have a lot of money but no freedom?"

  Mumu originally wanted to follow up, but was stopped by me. She just wanted to speak, and I silently raised the thing in my hand.

  Then we collectively stood in place and watched as Xiao Yu lifted up the thick curtain for three seconds before quickly retreating back.

  "The scene is set in a distant and desolate place, with a sense of eeriness and foreboding. The atmosphere is heavy with an air of mystery and suspense."

  We were satisfied and walked around her towards the entrance.

  As soon as the curtain was lifted, I was blown away by the cold air that came rushing towards me. Before I could even take a good look at the dimly lit environment with only a few small yellow wall lamps on, a low voice came from above my head: "Please show your admission ticket!"

  I looked up, straining to see the man's face clearly, but all I saw was a deep, dark blur. My neck was precariously close to snapping, so I quickly lowered my head back to its normal angle. Then I took in the scene before me: the entrance was flanked by two imposing men who looked like they belonged on the cover of a fitness magazine. Even the doormen here were incredibly muscular - I wondered if the security guards inside had reached Schwarzenegger-like proportions. No wonder this was the most famous gay bar in town, it could easily rival a high-end private club.

  The man was surprised to see the woman wearing a beautiful cheongsam, her hair styled in a elegant bun, and her eyes shining brightly. She looked like a completely different person from the one he had met before. He couldn't help but feel a little disappointed that she wasn't wearing the casual clothes he was used to seeing her in. But at the same time, he was also impressed by her beauty and elegance.

  I suppressed the excitement that was rising again and placed my palm on the uneven button, the tactile sensation was unexpectedly smooth, out of curiosity I couldn't help but touch it in a circle, suddenly froze, this thing turned out to be... a model of an ass. A faint low laugh came from above my head, I expressionlessly pressed down hard once more, again with a "ding" sound, I quickly passed through and walked several steps towards the brighter light.

  After that, there were four more "dings" in a row. I turned around to look at them and indeed they all had an expression of being fed up on their faces, except for Haiying.

  "This place is really," Xiao Yu frowned and lowered her voice: "too erotic!"

  Mumu's face turned red as if she was about to bleed: "It's already like this just entering the door, what will it be like inside..." She covered her face and couldn't continue speaking.

  "Alright, alright, you think you're still at the age where you can pretend to be innocent?" I waved my hand and approached Haicheng with an expressionless face. Then I fell silent, "Sister, what kind of outrageous scene are you imagining in your head right now? Do you know that the spring tide in your eyes is almost overflowing..."

  Before I could finish saying the word "le", I was pulled forward by a strong force and stumbled a few steps. A shallow voice filled with impatience said, "Hurry up, can't you? Why are you so slow?"

  Along the path under our feet, we walked for a few more minutes before seeing a tightly closed pure white solid wood composite door at the end. On it were two intertwined human-shaped reliefs that couldn't be told apart. I clicked my tongue: "This boss is really something, even the door has some nice touches, can't they just cover up the key parts with a cloth or something?"

  "Didn't you already block it with your borrowing method? It's just that your imagination is too rich..." As she spoke, A Qian had already pushed open the door.

  We immediately followed and went in, not even a word was spoken, the stunning scene before our eyes suddenly turned into a bolt of lightning that collectively stunned us on the spot.